Which Good Person Asks a Fool Questions

The four girls gathered together, playing with their new phones. They had also bought four favorite phone cases online.

Lu Fan sat alone, bored and getting sleepy. An idea struck him, and he took off his shoes, climbed onto Liu Mengran's bed, and fell asleep.

"Lu Fan, what's gotten into you? This is the girls' dorm, where am I supposed to sleep if you're in my bed?"

Liu Mengran glared at Lu Fan, her face flushed. Her three roommates simply turned their heads away, too afraid to say a word. Having just received over ten thousand yuan worth of phones, it was time to show their appreciation.

"Mengran Baby, this bed is very wide, enough for both of us to sleep. Come up here and we can squeeze together!"

"You... shameless!"

Liu Mengran wasn't an idiot. If she got on the bed, it would be like walking into a tiger's den. If her three best friends saw anything they shouldn't, how would she ever face anyone again?

"Lu Fan, get down, or I'll call the dorm supervisor!"

"Go ahead. See if the supervisor dares to come over!"

Lu Fan looked unconcerned, rolling around comfortably on Liu Mengran's bed. The air he breathed was filled with alluring fragrances – the natural scent of the Top Campus Belle Liu, mixed with the pleasant aroma of shampoo and body wash.

"You..."

Liu Mengran shot him a hateful glare. She checked the time; class was in half an hour, and the afternoon session was very important. It was the perfect time for her to review her notes before class.

He drifted off to sleep. When Lu Fan opened his eyes again, he found the dorm room empty.

"Damn it, they left without even calling me!"

After rolling around comfortably on the Top Campus Belle Liu's bed for a couple of turns, Lu Fan finally got up with a satisfied expression.

He added some water to the Top Campus Belle Liu's bathroom, then his gaze landed on the colorful pile of underwear on the balcony.

It went without saying that these were from the four girls in Liu Mengran's dorm. He just didn't know which ones belonged to the Top Campus Belle Liu.

Lu Fan lewdly reached out and arranged them, finally picking up a pink pair he liked and stuffing it into his pocket. Only then did he leave, completely content.

He wandered around campus for a while, earning two more points. Lu Fan was now only ten points away from his next lottery draw.

Glancing at the classroom building in the distance, Lu Fan, as if possessed, approached the building for the first time.

In the bright lecture hall, a bald old professor was enthusiastically lecturing.

Lu Fan had zero interest in this kind of class. However, it was a different story with the Top Campus Belle Liu inside.

Lu Fan's gaze immediately found the Top Campus Belle Liu sitting in the crowd. She was simply too radiant, sitting there like a celestial maiden descended from the moon palace.

Lu Fan pushed the door open without hesitation, completely ignoring the furious glare of the lecturing professor. He walked straight to Liu Mengran's side.

A chubby girl was sitting next to Liu Mengran. Lu Fan knocked on her desk.

"Excuse me, classmate. I'd like to sit with my girlfriend. Could you please make some room?"

"Huh? Oh... sure!"

Hundreds of students in the hall were watching them. The chubby girl, blushing, quickly moved aside.

Lu Fan then sat down brazenly, right there under Liu Mengran's murderous gaze.

"You scoundrel, instead of sleeping in the dorm, why are you causing trouble in class? Professor Li is notoriously strict."

Liu Mengran lowered her voice, angrily scolding Lu Fan.

Lu Fan wasn't bothered. He leaned against Liu Mengran, breathing in her scent contentedly.

This scene shattered the hearts of countless male students around them. Many had come to class just to catch a glimpse of the Top Campus Belle Liu. Now, they saw her being taken advantage of by another guy, and countless killing glares were directed at Lu Fan.

Even Professor Li on the podium looked furious. However, his good upbringing allowed him to suppress it and continue his lecture.

But Lu Fan below was too disrespectful, constantly making noise and disturbing his mood.

"Enough!"

Professor Li roared in rage, his emotions erupting. He picked up the blackboard eraser in front of him and hurled it at Lu Fan.

Decades of teaching had honed Professor Li's skill in throwing blackboard erasers with pinpoint accuracy.

The blackboard eraser traced a beautiful arc, landing precisely on the face of the chubby girl next to Lu Fan...

The chubby girl looked at Professor Li with a wronged and innocent expression. Chalk dust from the eraser smeared her face, making her look incredibly funny and comical.

Professor Li on the podium blushed. He wanted to apologize but couldn't bring himself to do it, so he could only glare fiercely at Lu Fan with a stern face.

"Student, please stand up!"

Liu Mengran nudged Lu Fan. Only then did Lu Fan realize Professor Li was talking to him.

He stood up with a displeased expression.

"What's up? Can't you see I'm hitting on a girl?"

"You!"

Seeing Lu Fan's flippant demeanor, Professor Li on the podium almost exploded with anger.

"Student, this is a classroom. I don't mind college students dating, but please do not disrupt my class."

"Since you're already standing, why don't you answer a few questions for me? If you can answer them, you can sit down and continue with the class. If you can't, please leave and don't disrupt our lecture."

"You want me to answer questions?"

Lu Fan pointed at his own face in disbelief. What kind of normal person asks a fool questions?

Professor Li ignored his expression and, after a brief moment of thought, asked a relatively simple question.

"During the Three Kingdoms period, in which year did Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei each pass away?"

"Uh..."

Lu Fan was dumbfounded. He glanced down at Liu Mengran beside him. Liu Mengran completely ignored his pleading gaze and even shifted slightly to the side, clearly distancing herself from him.

"Hmph, you can't even answer such a simple question? Fine, I'll ask an even easier one..."

"Wait, Professor Liu, have you ever seen a normal person ask a fool questions?"

Lu Fan's remark left the students in the auditorium stunned. Before he could even process what he'd said, Professor Li's face darkened. He grabbed a piece of chalk and hurled it at Lu Fan again.

This time, his aim was significantly better. The chalk flew directly towards Lu Fan's face, but it ultimately landed precisely on the forehead of a male student standing in front of Lu Fan.

Professor Li, on the podium, stumbled, nearly falling to the ground. His chalk-throwing technique, which had never failed him in decades of teaching, had missed twice in a row. Not only that, but both times it had accurately hit an innocent student.

"I... my surname is Li, not Liu!"

Professor Li roared at Lu Fan, almost collapsing. His voice was so loud that Lu Fan couldn't help but pick at his ear.

"Got it, Professor Wang!"

"My surname is Li, L-I, Li!"

"Oh, got it, Professor Mu!"

"I..."

Professor Li felt his vision darken. He swayed a few times before finally leaning on the podium to steady himself.

"Um... Professor Li, maybe we should just continue with the lecture? This person, Lu Fan, is just an idiot. Why bother arguing with him!"

A female student in the audience softly reminded him with a pained expression. Professor Li on the podium took another look at Lu Fan. It was then that he remembered there was indeed an intellectually challenged student at the school.