What Decent Person Asks a Fool Questions?

The four girls gathered together to play with their new phones, and the four of them even went online and bought phone cases they liked.

Lu Fan sat alone, bored to the point of drowsiness. His eyes rolled, and he took off his shoes, climbed onto Liu Mengran's bed, and lay down to sleep.

"Lu Fan, what the hell is wrong with you? This is the girls' dormitory. If you sleep in my bed, where am I supposed to sleep?"

Liu Mengran glared at Lu Fan with a flushed face. Her three roommates immediately turned their heads away, not daring to say a word. They had just accepted phones worth over ten thousand yuan from him. Wasn't this exactly the time to show their support?

"Mengran Baby, this bed is wide enough for both of us. Come up here and we can squeeze in together!"

"You... shameless!"

Liu Mengran was no idiot. If she went up there, she would be walking straight into the tiger's mouth. If her three best friends saw anything they should not see, how could she ever face anyone again?

"Lu Fan, get down here, or I'll call the dorm supervisor!"

"Go ahead. Do you think she'd dare come over?"

Lu Fan looked completely unconcerned as he rolled about comfortably on Liu Mengran's bed. His nose was filled with an alluring fragrance—Top Campus Belle Liu's natural scent, mixed with the sweet aroma of shampoo and body wash.

"You..."

Liu Mengran glared at him resentfully, then checked the time. There were only thirty minutes until class. She had an important class that afternoon, so she might as well review a little before heading over.

Lu Fan drifted off in a daze. When he opened his eyes again, he found the dorm room completely empty.

"Damn it, none of them woke me up before leaving!"

After comfortably rolling around twice on Top Campus Belle Liu's bed, Lu Fan finally got up with a satisfied expression.

After running some water in Top Campus Belle Liu's bathroom, Lu Fan's gaze landed directly on the pile of colorful underwear on the balcony.

There was no need to say it—those panties belonged to the four girls in Liu Mengran's dorm. He just did not know which ones belonged to Top Campus Belle Liu.

Lu Fan lecherously reached out and rummaged through them. In the end, he picked out a pink pair that caught his eye, stuffed it into his pocket, and left in satisfaction.

After wandering around campus for a while and earning another two points, Lu Fan was only ten points away from his next draw.

He glanced at the classroom in the distance where class was in session. For the first time, Lu Fan found himself inexplicably approaching the academic building.

Inside the brightly lit lecture hall, a bald old professor was lecturing enthusiastically.

Lu Fan had no interest whatsoever in this kind of class, but it was different with Top Campus Belle Liu inside.

Lu Fan spotted Top Campus Belle Liu sitting among the crowd at a glance. Mainly because she was too eye-catching, sitting there like a fairy from the Moon Palace descending into the mortal world.

Lu Fan pushed open the door without ceremony, completely ignoring the lecturer's furious glare, and strode straight toward Liu Mengran.

A chubby girl was sitting beside Liu Mengran, so Lu Fan knocked on her desk.

"Classmate, I want to sit with my girlfriend. Could you move over?"

"Huh? Oh... okay!"

With hundreds of students in the lecture hall watching them, the chubby girl hurriedly shifted aside with a red face.

Lu Fan sat down brazenly under Liu Mengran's murderous glare.

"You bastard, why aren't you sleeping properly in the dorm? Why did you come to class to cause trouble? Professor Li is famous for being strict."

Liu Mengran lowered her voice and cursed at Lu Fan resentfully.

Lu Fan was not bothered in the slightest. He leaned close to Liu Mengran and contentedly inhaled her fragrance.

This scene shattered the hearts of countless boys nearby. Many of them had come to class just to catch a glimpse of Top Campus Belle Liu. Yet now they were watching another guy blatantly take advantage of her. Instantly, countless murderous glares shot toward Lu Fan.

Even Professor Li on the podium looked furious. However, his good upbringing made him force himself to endure it and continue with his lecture.

But Lu Fan below was giving him no face at all, constantly making noises that ruined his mood.

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"Enough!"

Professor Li roared in rage, his pent-up emotions finally exploding. He grabbed the blackboard eraser in front of him and hurled it at Lu Fan.

Decades of teaching had given Professor Li an impeccable blackboard-eraser-throwing technique.

The eraser traced a beautiful arc through the air and struck, with perfect precision, the chubby girl beside Lu Fan... right in the face.

The chubby girl looked at Professor Li with an innocent, aggrieved expression. Chalk dust covered her entire face, making her look utterly comical.

Professor Li's old face reddened. He wanted to apologize but could not bring himself to do it, so he could only stiffly glare at Lu Fan.

"This student, stand up!"

Liu Mengran nudged Lu Fan, and only then did he realize Professor Li was talking about him.

Lu Fan stood up with an annoyed expression.

"What is it? Can't you see I'm hitting on a girl?"

"You!"

Seeing Lu Fan's carefree, unruly expression, Professor Li nearly exploded with rage.

"Student, this is a classroom. I do not care if college students date, but please do not disrupt my class."

"Since you are already standing, answer a few questions for me. If you answer them correctly, you can sit down and continue attending class. If you cannot, please leave and do not delay the rest of us."

"You want me to answer questions?"

Lu Fan pointed at his own face in disbelief. What decent person asked a fool questions?

Professor Li ignored his expression. After thinking briefly, he asked a relatively simple question.

"In the Three Kingdoms period, what years did Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei die?"

"Uh..."

Lu Fan was dumbfounded. He lowered his head and glanced at Liu Mengran beside him, but she completely ignored his pleading gaze. She even shifted farther away, clearly drawing a line between them.

"Hmph, you cannot even answer such a simple question. Then I'll give you an even easier one..."

"Don't. Tell me, Professor Liu, what decent person asks a fool questions?"

Lu Fan's words left the students in the lecture hall dumbstruck. Before he could react, Professor Li's face darkened, and he grabbed a piece of chalk and threw it at Lu Fan again.

This time, his aim had clearly improved greatly. The chalk shot straight toward Lu Fan's broad face with perfect precision, only to land precisely on the forehead of a male student in front of him.

Professor Li staggered on the podium, nearly falling flat on the floor. His throwing technique, which had never failed him in decades of teaching, had missed twice in a row. Missing was one thing, but both times he had accurately hit innocent students.

"I... my surname is Li, not Liu!"

Professor Li practically roared at Lu Fan in collapse. His voice was so loud that Lu Fan could not help picking at his ear.

"Got it, Professor Wang!"

"My surname is Li! Li as in plum!"

"Oh, got it, Professor Mu!"

"I..."

Professor Li felt his vision go dark. His body swayed several times, and he only managed to stay upright by bracing himself against the lectern.

"Um... Professor Li, why don't we just continue the lecture? That guy is Lu Fan, the fool. Why bother arguing with him?"

A female student spoke up softly, unable to bear watching any longer. Only then did Professor Li take another careful look at Lu Fan, finally remembering that the school really did have a student known as a fool.