Professor Li's Collapse

Professor Li was so angered by him that he almost fainted. How could he let Lu Fan off the hook so easily?

"Since you're an idiot, I'll ask some simple questions."

"Lu Fan, what are the names of Liu, Guan, and Zhang?"

Professor Li felt that this question had reached the bottom of his intelligence. As he asked it, he was covering his face.

Lu Fan scratched his head and thought for a few seconds before replying:

"Are they Professor Liu, Professor Guan, and Professor Zhang?"

"Pfft! Cough, cough, cough..."

Professor Li, who was drinking water to calm himself down, immediately spat out all the tea in his mouth. He sprayed it directly onto the girl who had kindly reminded him. The girl's delicate makeup was instantly ruined. She screamed and quickly took out tissues from her bag to wipe her face.

The students in the auditorium couldn't help but burst into laughter. Only Lu Fan had an innocent expression. He looked down and saw the Top Campus Belle Liu's head buried in her desk, her delicate body trembling.

"Ah! You can't teach an idiot! You can't even answer such a simple question. How did you get into Dragon University?"

"Professor Sun, why don't you ask another, simpler question? Maybe I can answer one!"

Professor Li's vision went black. He wanted to get angry but felt it wasn't worth arguing with an idiot. He stretched out his hand and massaged his chest several times before he could finally catch his breath.

"Lu Fan, I'll ask you another simple question."

"What's the next line after 'Spring sleep without realizing the dawn'?"

"Professor is like a stupid dick?"

"Hoeing the soil at noon!"

Professor Li's eyes were red, his hands clenched so hard they creaked. He gritted his teeth and spat out five words from his throat.

"Professor is like cassava."

"White hair floats on green water."

"Professor has no legs."

"White sun sinks behind the mountains."

"Professor wants to commit suicide."

"You scoundrel, Lu Fan, can you stop adding the word 'professor' every time? Can't you find another title to cause trouble with?"

Professor Li roared almost hysterically, cursing a few times without even realizing it.

"Oh, Professor Ye, why don't you ask another question? I'm not good with poetry."

Lu Fan had an infuriating demeanor. The Top Campus Belle Liu next to him tried not to laugh, tears streaming from her eyes.

Professor Li glared at him as if he wanted to eat him. He took a few gulps of water and his eyes shifted to the sports field outside, where a colleague was walking a Pekingese dog.

"Lu Fan, I'll ask you one last simple question."

"Lu Fan, use the words 'professor'... 'look'... 'shit'... 'dog'... 'field'... 'standing'... 'eat' to form a sentence!"

"Hehe... Professor Fang, I know this one!"

"The dog watches the professor standing in the field eating shit! Professor Wu, am I smart?"

Lu Fan had a smug expression. Professor Li and the students in the auditorium were instantly stunned. Everyone felt like a flock of crows was cawing and flying past them.

"You scoundrel! You got it wrong. Who eats shit? Lu Fan, reassemble it!"

"Uh, how about 'The dog professor stands in the field looking at the shit and eats'?"

"So the professor has to eat this pile of shit today? Lu Fan, how did you get into Dragon University with this IQ? Lu Fan, bring your parents here, or I'll deduct all your credits!"

Professor Li had long since lost his patience. He roared and cursed at Lu Fan, his expression looking somewhat distorted.

"Um... Professor Luo, I only have an aunt. How about I arrange a time for you two to meet?"

"Aunt it is, then. Lu Fan, bring your aunt to school. It seems we need to re-evaluate your schooling."

"That won't be necessary. Professor Ren, you can go directly to the principal's office. My aunt's name is Lu Fanghua."

"What did you say?"

Professor Li's face darkened. He hadn't thought of it in his anger, but now that Lu Fan mentioned it, he remembered. Lu Fan's backer was Principal Lu Fanghua.

Professor Li's expression became incredibly complex. Even if he had ten times the courage, he wouldn't dare to go find Principal Lu. Principal Lu wasn't just any principal; her background was immense. He, a mere professor, was nothing in front of her.

He now regretted it immensely. He should never have provoked this idiot. Now he was in a mess and couldn't back down.

After agonizing for a long time, Professor Li felt he still couldn't afford to offend this idiot and could only concede defeat and ask him to sit down.

"Why did you have to provoke me when you could have just attended class properly?"

Lu Fan smiled and returned to his seat. The Top Campus Belle Liu cast a look of admiration at him. She knew that Lu Fan had already recovered his senses and was just pretending to be foolish to indirectly scold Professor Li.

Next, under the envious gazes of all the male students, Lu Fan put his arm around the Top Campus Belle Liu's slender waist. Professor Li on the podium felt as if he had eaten a fly, his entire class ruined by anger, yet he had nowhere to vent it.

As soon as the time was up, Professor Li sprinted out at a speed far exceeding his age, afraid that if he was any slower, he would be tormented by this idiot Lu Fan again.

"Lu Fan, I have another elective class later. You are not allowed to come and disrupt me, or my 'two-finger Zen' won't just be for show!"

Liu Mengran's face was red the entire time. She didn't have Lu Fan's thick skin to flirt and show affection in front of hundreds of classmates. She could see the other students' eyes practically wanting to kill Lu Fan hundreds of times.

Lu Fan rubbed his waist, which was bruised and purple from being pinched. It was clear how excessive he had been earlier if even the gentle Liu Mengran could be angered.

"Alright, baby, you go to class. I'll go look at some girls on campus. Remember to call your three roommates tonight for dinner."

Amidst a barrage of murderous glares, Lu Fan hugged Liu Mengran and gave her a few forceful kisses before turning to leave with a smacking sound.

Liu Mengran's shy, angry scolding came from behind him, but the thick-skinned Lu Fan simply ignored it.

He wandered around campus for a few laps, earning another two points, bringing him one step closer to the lucky draw for thirty points.

He called Liu Ruyan, but she raised the white flag, too scared to continue. She quickly begged for mercy and forgiveness, claiming she needed a good two days of rest before she could accompany him again.

Lu Fan knew he had worn Liu Ruyan out; the woman probably wouldn't recover for three to five days.

"Sigh, this life is truly as lonely as snow!"

Lu Fan lay sprawled on the campus lawn, completely unconcerned by the strange looks from passing students.

As dusk settled, countless handsome young men and beautiful young women streamed out of the campus, all dressed smartly and prettily, ready to welcome the song of their youth.

Lu Fan had also pre-booked a six-seater car, instructing the driver to wait directly below the girls' dormitory building.

"Brother, you're the most awesome student I've ever met. I've been driving for ride-sharing services in the capital city for six years, and this is the first time I've ever driven into Dragon University's campus."

The driver's eyes roamed over the youthful and beautiful female students around them, a clear hint of excitement on his face.

External vehicles were not allowed to enter Dragon University's campus; the security guards at the entrance were not to be trifled with.

However, Lu Fan was an exception at Dragon University. No rules applied to him. When entering, Lu Fan merely rolled down his car window and showed his face, and the security guard promptly opened the main gate.

His backer was the principal; they were just gatekeepers. Unless they wanted to lose their jobs, no one dared to cross Lu Fan.