Professor Li was so enraged by him that he nearly fainted. How could he let Lu Fan off so easily?
"Since you're an idiot, I'll ask you something simple."
"Student Lu Fan, what were Liu, Guan, and Zhang each called?"
Professor Li felt that this question had already shattered the lower limit of his intelligence. He even covered his face as he asked it.
Lu Fan scratched his head and thought for a few seconds before speaking.
"Professor Liu, Professor Guan, and Professor Zhang?"
"Pfft! Cough, cough, cough..."
Professor Li had been drinking water to calm himself down, but he immediately sprayed all the tea in his mouth out. Worse still, it splashed directly onto the girl who had kindly warned him earlier. Her exquisite makeup was instantly ruined, and she screamed as she hurriedly pulled tissues from her bag to wipe her face.
The students in the auditorium could no longer hold it in and burst into laughter. Only Lu Fan looked innocent. When he lowered his head, he saw Top Campus Belle Liu with her head resting on the desk, her delicate body trembling in spasms.
"Ah! You're beyond teaching! You can't even answer such a simple question. How did you get into Dragon University?"
"Professor Sun, how about you ask an even simpler question? Maybe I can answer one."
Professor Li's vision went dark. He wanted to lose his temper, but arguing with an idiot hardly seemed worth it. He stretched out a large hand and vigorously rubbed his chest a few times before finally easing the breath stuck there.
"Student Lu Fan, then I'll ask another simple question."
"What comes after 'In spring sleep, one does not notice dawn'?"
"Professor looks like a dick?"
"'At noon, the farmer hoes the fields!'"
Professor Li's eyes turned red. His fists clenched with cracking sounds as he forced the five words out through gritted teeth.
"Professor looks like cassava."
"'White feathers float upon green water.'"
"Professor has no legs."
"'The setting sun rests against the mountains.'"
"Professor wants to kill himself."
"Asshole, Lu Fan, can you stop using the word 'professor' every single time? Damn it, use another form of address to curse!"
Professor Li nearly collapsed as he roared, spouting several curses in a row without even noticing.
"Oh, then Professor Ye, ask another question. I'm not good at poetry or anything!"
Lu Fan looked like he would not stop until he had driven someone mad. Beside him, Top Campus Belle Liu wanted to laugh but did not dare to, squeezing tears from her eyes instead.
Professor Li looked as though he wanted to devour someone. He took two hard gulps of water, then his gaze shifted to the sports field outside, where a colleague was walking past with a Pekingese on a leash.
"Student Lu Fan, I'll ask you one final simple question."
"Student Lu Fan, use the words professor... watching... shit... dog... on the sports field... standing... eating to make a sentence!"
"Hehe... Professor Fang, I know this one!"
"The dog watched the professor standing on the sports field eating shit! Professor Wu, I'm smart, right?"
Lu Fan looked immensely pleased with himself. Professor Li on the podium and the students in the auditorium were instantly dumbfounded. Everyone felt as if flocks of crows were flying past them, cawing loudly.
"Asshole! That's wrong! Who the hell eats shit? Lu Fan, rearrange it!"
"Uh, then how about the dog professor stood on the sports field watching shit eat?"
"So the professor has to eat that pile of shit today, is that it? Lu Fan, how did you get into Dragon University with that IQ? Bring your guardian here, or I'll deduct every last one of your credits!"
Professor Li had long since reached the end of his patience. He pointed at Lu Fan and roared furiously, his expression twisting.
"Um... Professor Luo, I only have one relative, an aunt. How about I set a time for the two of you to meet?"
"Your aunt, then. Lu Fan, call your aunt to the school. It seems we need to reconsider whether you should remain enrolled."
"That won't be necessary. Professor Ren, just go directly to the principal's office. My aunt is Lu Fanghua."
"What did you say?"
Professor Li's face darkened. He had been too angry to remember earlier, but now that Lu Fan mentioned it, he recalled that Lu Fan's backer was Principal Lu Fanghua.
Professor Li's expression immediately became spectacular. Even if he had several more sets of guts, he would not dare seek out Principal Lu. She was no ordinary principal; her background was formidable. A mere professor like him was nothing before her.
He regretted it beyond measure now. If he had known, he never would have provoked this idiot. Now he was covered in trouble and could not even back down gracefully.
After struggling with it for a long while, Professor Li decided he could not afford to provoke this idiot after all. He could only admit defeat and tell him to sit down.
"Why couldn't you just attend class properly? Why the hell did you have to provoke me?"
Lu Fan grinned as he sat back down. Top Campus Belle Liu even cast him an admiring look. She knew perfectly well that Lu Fan had long since returned to normal. He had deliberately pretended to be stupid just to roundaboutly curse Professor Li out.
Next, under the murderous gazes of all the boys, Lu Fan wrapped an arm around Top Campus Belle Liu's slender waist. Professor Li on the podium looked as sick as if he had swallowed a fly. A perfectly good class had left him full of fury, yet he had nowhere to vent it.
As soon as time was up, Professor Li sprinted away at a speed that defied his age, afraid that if he walked too slowly, that idiot Lu Fan would torment him again.
"Lu Fan, I have another elective class later. You are not allowed to come and mess with me, or this young lady's Two-Finger Zen won't be just for show!"
Liu Mengran had been blushing the entire time. She did not have Lu Fan's thick skin. They had flirted and flaunted their affection in front of several hundred classmates—had he not seen how those students looked ready to slice Lu Fan into a thousand pieces hundreds of times over?
Lu Fan rubbed his waist, which had been pinched black and blue. The fact that he had driven even gentle Liu Mengran into a rage showed just how excessive he had been earlier.
"Fine, babe. Go to class. I'll go check out the girls around campus. Remember to bring your three roommates to dinner tonight."
Amid a sea of murderous stares, Lu Fan hugged Liu Mengran and kissed her hard twice before smacking his lips and turning to leave.
Liu Mengran's bashful scolding came from behind him, but thick-skinned Lu Fan simply ignored it.
He wandered around campus a few times and earned another two points, bringing him one step closer to the thirty-point lottery draw.
He called Liu Ruyan, but she raised the white flag and begged him to spare her, saying she would accompany him after resting properly for two days.
Lu Fan also knew that he had exhausted Liu Ruyan terribly. The woman probably would not recover even after three to five days.
"Ah, life is truly lonely as snow!"
Lu Fan lay spread-eagled on the campus lawn, completely unconcerned by the strange looks from passing students.
As dusk fell, countless handsome young men and beautiful young women streamed out of the campus, each dressed sharply and beautifully to welcome the anthem of their youth.
Lu Fan had also booked a six-seater car in advance and told the driver to wait directly outside the girls' dormitory building.
"Brother, you're the most badass student I've ever seen. I've been driving ride-hailing cars in the capital for six years, and this is the first time I've driven into Dragon University."
The driver's gaze roamed over the youthful, beautiful female students around them, and a clear hint of excitement showed on his face.
Outside vehicles were not allowed into Dragon University's campus. The guards at the entrance were not there just for decoration.
But Lu Fan was an exception at Dragon University. No rules applied to him. When they reached the gate, Lu Fan merely rolled down the window and showed his face, and the guard decisively opened the gate.
His backer was the principal, while they were merely lowly gatekeepers. Unless they no longer wanted their jobs, who would dare make trouble for Lu Fan?
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