Tricked Ten Thousand Times, Awakens the Never-Be-Tricked System
Chapter 3

Kiss Hug Sleep

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Although Liu Mengran didn't like this idiot before, she wouldn't deliberately bully him.

Today, it was entirely because she was in a bad mood. She received a call from home in the morning saying her father's heart condition had flared up again and he needed to undergo bypass surgery at the hospital.

Her family was just an ordinary one, how could they afford the expenses of such a major surgery?

She had borrowed from all her relatives, but there was still a shortfall of thirty to forty thousand yuan. Her mother had called her crying this morning.

But she was just a student, how could she possibly help her family?

She ate a bite of food irritably, and when she looked up, she saw the village idiot from school sitting opposite her, drooling as he looked at her. Her anger and resentment immediately transferred to Lu Fan.

"Top Campus Belle Liu, are you having irregular periods or a hemorrhoid flare-up? Is it bothering you that I'm drinking my soup?"

The campus belle might be beautiful, but Lu Fan also had his dignity. He just took a glance, was it necessary to curse him the moment she opened her mouth?

"You're the one with irregular periods, your whole family has irregular periods."

Being cursed at by an idiot, Liu Mengran instantly transformed into a bristling hen, pointing at Lu Fan and unleashing a torrent of abuse.

"As expected of the campus belle, even her insults are so beautiful. If only I could sleep with her..."

Lu Fan looked at the stunning campus belle erupting before him, his mind filled with lustful thoughts. As he thought, his face involuntarily showed a foolish expression.

It had been twenty years of being foolish, and his facial expressions had become muscle memory.

After scolding for a while, Liu Mengran realized something was amiss. There were so many classmates watching around.

Besides, what was the point of taking out her anger on an idiot when she had family issues?

Her mind calmed down, and a thought struck Liu Mengran. She subconsciously looked up at the idiot in front of her.

Although this idiot was foolish, he was the top second-generation rich kid in the capital. Even though he had been swindled out of all his assets, he had an aunt who doted on him dearly.

Lu Fan's aunt was the principal of Dragon University; otherwise, Dragon University wouldn't allow an idiot like him to attend school here.

Moreover, Lu Fan's aunt gave him pocket money every few days. Although most of this money was tricked away by his classmates, Lu Fan's status was undeniable. Getting tens of thousands of yuan would definitely not be difficult.

With this in mind, an idea that went against her principles instantly sprouted.

"Why don't I... borrow a few tens of thousands of yuan from this idiot? Liu Ruyan, that wicked woman, already tricked him out of a supercar. Borrowing a few tens of thousands shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

Seeing Lu Fan finish his meal and leave the restaurant, Liu Mengran threw down her chopsticks and quickly chased after him.

"Lu Fan!"

Lu Fan turned back to look at Liu Mengran behind him, confused.

"Is this Top Campus Belle Liu so petty? She cursed me in the restaurant, and now she's chasing me out to curse me again?"

However, Liu Mengran's next words made him realize he had overthought it.

"Lu Fan, um... my dad needs forty thousand... no, fifty thousand yuan for surgery. Can you lend it to me?"

"Lend money?"

Lu Fan's first reaction was that another scammer had shown up. However, looking at Liu Mengran's stunning beauty and sexy figure, his eyes darted, and a wicked idea surfaced in his mind.

"Lend fifty thousand? I don't have that much money! But... I can ask my aunt. She has a lot of money!"

Liu Mengran's face lit up upon hearing this, and she nodded repeatedly.

"Thank you, Lu Fan. I'll definitely repay you when I earn money in the future."

Lu Fan looked at Liu Mengran, who had a grateful expression on her face, and a wave of disgust washed over him. What she said was clearly an intention not to repay.

She was only in her second year of university. It would take at least three to four years before she could earn fifty thousand yuan.

Did she think she could trick fifty thousand yuan out of him with just a casual promise? Did she really think he was still the same idiot as before?

"I can lend you the money, but you have to be my girlfriend. My aunt said she wants me to find a beautiful girlfriend in the future, and when I graduate, she'll marry me and be my wife."

Lu Fan knew his "village idiot" persona was very useful now, so he simply continued to play the fool, his tone carrying a hint of foolishness.

"What? Lu Fan, you..."

Liu Mengran was furious. When people ask to borrow money, you just transfer it via phone. But when she asked to borrow money, he made such an outrageous demand.

This was taking advantage of her situation! Liu Mengran turned to leave, but thinking of her father lying in the hospital bed, she stopped and faced Lu Fan again.

"This idiot's brain is not normal. He probably just said that because I'm pretty. With his foolish appearance, he probably doesn't know what a boyfriend and girlfriend are, nor does he understand things between men and women. I can just play along with him for now, but to be safe, I should test the waters."

"Um... Lu Fan, do you know what boyfriends and girlfriends do?"

Liu Mengran asked softly, looking at the foolishly blank Lu Fan. Lu Fan almost instantly understood her thoughts.

"Of course, I know! Boyfriends and girlfriends are for kissing, hugging, and sleeping! My aunt taught me."

Seeing Liu Mengran's expression turn ugly, Lu Fan quickly pretended to be foolish again.

"If you're my girlfriend, you'll have to coax me to sleep. I'm scared sleeping alone in the big room."

"Just coaxing me to sleep, nothing else?"

Liu Mengran asked softly again.

"What else could we do?"

Lu Fan's dumbfounded question instantly made her lower her guard, unaware that Lu Fan was already laughing hysterically inside.

He was increasingly feeling that this idiot persona was incredibly useful. It would be so satisfying to trick and trap people in the future.

"It seems his foolish brain doesn't understand matters between men and women at all. It's just a simple kiss and hug, I can endure it. Besides, this Lu Fan is just a bit foolish; he's actually very handsome. I'm not losing out too much."

For the sake of fifty thousand yuan, Liu Mengran could only comfort herself like this.

"So, Lu Fan, when can you give me the money? My father urgently needs surgery."

"I'll go to Aunt's house to get the money right now. But from now on, you're my girlfriend."

Seeing Liu Mengran nod, Lu Fan was already beaming. Kiss hug sleep was possible, so the rest would naturally follow.

Lu Fan would use his actions to make the Number One Campus Belle, Liu Mengran, understand one thing: a man's mouth is a lying devil, even if that man is an idiot.

Lu Fan directly stepped forward and wrapped his arms around Liu Mengran's slender waist. The waist felt soft and boneless in his hands, an incredible sensation. Then, smelling the goddess's body fragrance, even the idiot Lu Fan felt like he was floating on cloud nine.

"Ah! Lu Fan, you..."

Liu Mengran blushed and pushed him away, but how could a delicate woman like her be Lu Fan's match?

"What's wrong? Didn't you say you're my girlfriend starting now? Come on, let's go get the money!"

Lu Fan's stunned expression made Liu Mengran lower her guard again. It was just a simple hug, I can endure it!

Thus, Dragon University experienced a Level 12 earthquake. The Number One Campus Belle, Liu Mengran, was actually being held in the arms of the idiot Lu Fan. Looking at their intimate posture, there was no difference from a young couple.

This explosive news spread throughout Dragon University in an instant, and the sound of heartbreak erupted across the campus.

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