Playing a Game

"HAHAHA... I'm dying!"

Outside the street stall, Mao Lili, Li Qian, and He Lu clutched each other and laughed themselves into a heap.

Liu Mengran covered her mouth as she laughed so hard her shoulders trembled. All her previous unhappiness vanished with what had just happened.

"Damn it, anyone who dares bully my woman will get the shit beaten out of them."

Seeing that things had developed to his satisfaction, Lu Fan finally wrapped an arm around Liu Mengran's slender waist and left with her.

After everything that had happened, none of them felt like going to Starbucks anymore. However, Lu Fan invited Liu Mengran and the other four girls to hang out at his apartment at Long University instead.

Mao Lili and the others were curious about Lu Fan's bachelor apartment anyway, so the girls readily agreed with cheerful laughter.

While they waited for a taxi, Lu Fan went into a nearby supermarket and bought a huge pile of fruit, snacks, and drinks.

By the time they returned to the Long University apartment, it was already past eight in the evening. It was Mao Lili, Li Qian, and He Lu's first time visiting Lu Fan's bachelor apartment, and they were instantly stunned by its luxurious decor.

They lived in a four-person dorm room, while Lu Fan had a one-bedroom apartment with a living room, kitchen, and bathroom. Every appliance was provided, and even the sofa and television were top-of-the-line. Their tiny dorm room could not compare at all.

"Wow, Lu Fan, your living conditions are this good? Mengran, did you spend the night here with Young Master Lu the night before last?"

"Mao Lili, watch that filthy mouth of yours!"

Liu Mengran's face instantly turned bright red. She grabbed Mao Lili, who was making such suggestive remarks, and started tickling her.

Smiling, Lu Fan arranged the snacks, drinks, and fruit across the coffee table. The five of them sat around the sofa and chatted.

"It's so boring just sitting here. Lu Fan, how about we play a game?"

"There are six numbers. Whoever draws number one has to tell the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to them."

"One person tells one story. Anyone who has already told one redraws if they get number one. The game ends once everyone has told a story."

Mao Lili's suggestion received unanimous support from the girls, and Lu Fan, being the only man there, naturally had no objections.

Unexpectedly, Lu Fan was unlucky enough to draw number one in the very first round.

The four girls looked at him with smiling eyes, waiting for his performance.

"Lu Fan, let's make this clear first. You have to tell the most embarrassing thing you personally experienced. No making things up. I'm sure Young Master Lu has at least that much credibility."

Lu Fan nodded. There was no point in playing a game if he was going to cheat.

However, once he started thinking, Lu Fan was shocked to realize that he had experienced countless stupid and embarrassing things in his life. He simply could not find the most embarrassing one in his memories.

After thinking for over a minute, Lu Fan finally managed to dig up one particularly embarrassing incident.

"Ahem... Well, you're not allowed to laugh after I tell you this. The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me had something to do with girls."

"Something to do with girls? Don't tell me you got caught sneaking into the women's restroom, Lu Fan?"

Mao Lili wore a gossip-hungry expression, while the other three girls stared at Lu Fan with wide eyes.

"You all know I used to be called Fool Lu. A few days ago, my mind really was muddled, but then it suddenly cleared up. To be precise, I'm normal now, just like all of you."

"Uh... was that when you awakened your Control Feces Ability? That's how it happens in the novels I read."

Lu Fan's face darkened as he shot Mao Lili a vicious glare. It seemed he would never escape that Control Feces Ability joke.

"When I was thirteen or fourteen, I found an unopened pack of An Er Le on the road."

"My mind was muddled back then, but I vaguely knew it was something girls used during their periods."

"I was going through puberty then, at the age when I was full of curiosity about the opposite sex. So I took that pack of An Er Le back to my room and secretly tried one."

"Huh? You're a man, and you used...?"

Lu Fan glared at Mao Lili for interrupting him and continued.

"But... it was my first time using one, so I didn't know how. I put it on backward."

"Backward? Doesn't that mean the sticky side got stuck to your body?"

The four girls' faces reddened. Mao Lili, who had the boldest personality, gave Lu Fan's legs a strange look.

"Sigh! The quality of those things was ridiculously good back then. I had no idea what that adhesive was made of, but once it stuck to my body, I couldn't peel it off."

"I used every bit of strength I had to tear that sanitary pad off. In the end, I had to cry and ask my mom to pull it off for me."

"Even now, just thinking about that pain makes me want to cry. You can imagine how painful it is to rip off something glued to your body."

"Looking back now, I just want to recite a poem: 'Wild grass spreads across the plain, withering and growing year after year. Wildfires cannot burn it all away; spring winds bring it back to life.'"

"Pfft! Cough, cough... Hahaha..."

Mao Lili could not hold it in any longer. She sprayed her drink everywhere, then clutched Liu Mengran and laughed herself into a heap.

Top Campus Belle Liu was laughing so hard she trembled, and soon the entire room was filled with the laughter of the four girls. Only Lu Fan sat there with a dark face and an awkward expression.

"Stop fucking laughing! Start the next round. I refuse to believe none of you have ever done anything this embarrassing."

Lu Fan's angry roar ended the girls' happy moment. Mao Lili laughed as she took out the slips of paper and began the next draw.

This time, Li Qian drew number one. She was in the acting department, had a solid foundation in dance, a slender figure, and pure, pretty features.

Other than the drawback of having a luxurious two-A scenic area, everything else about her was quite good.

They had also heard that she had a boyfriend, though he was in another city, so they were in a long-distance relationship.

Li Qian thought for a few seconds before speaking awkwardly.

"My boyfriend and I got together when we were still in school back in our hometown. He was on the basketball team, tall, strong, and really handsome."

"One time, some people on the basketball team bullied him. I was furious, so while they were playing, I rolled a cactus around a few times over the sweater of the guy who bullied my boyfriend."

"It was cold at the time. They would take off their thick clothes and leave them to the side before playing in T-shirts and shorts, so nobody noticed what I did."

"Later, after that guy finished playing, he put his sweater on without even looking. Then he started feeling uncomfortable, because the cactus's tiny spines were stuck all over his body."

"And he seemed to be allergic to cacti. Red bumps instantly broke out all over him, and he rolled around on the ground in pain, screaming."

"I only wanted to prank him. I never expected him to have an allergic reaction. Later, he was taken to the hospital, and I heard he had to stay on IV drips for an entire week before he recovered."

"The school investigated the matter too. I was so scared that I took leave and hid at home for a week, trembling with fear before I dared go back to school."

"I've always been pretty well-behaved and rarely did anything too outrageous. This was probably the most embarrassing thing I've experienced in my life."

"What happened in the end? The school never found out it was you?"

Mao Lili asked curiously, and Li Qian shook her head.

"There weren't any security cameras at the school. Who would ever suspect a well-behaved, sensible girl like me?"

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