Playing Games

"Hahaha… this is killing me!"

Outside the food stall, Mao Lili, Li Qian, and He Lu were doubled over with laughter.

Liu Mengran covered her mouth, shaking with laughter. All her earlier unhappiness had vanished with the events that had just transpired.

"Damn it, you dare bully my woman? I'll beat the shit out of you."

Seeing that things had developed to his satisfaction, Lu Fan finally slung his arm around Liu Mengran's slender waist and left.

After the series of events, none of them felt like going to Starbucks anymore. However, Lu Fan invited Liu Mengran and the other three girls to his Dragon University apartment.

As it happened, Mao Lili and the others were curious about Lu Fan's bachelor pad, and the girls happily agreed.

While waiting for a taxi, Lu Fan bought a large pile of fruits, snacks, and drinks from a nearby supermarket.

They arrived at the Dragon University apartment well past 8 PM. It was the first time Mao Lili, Li Qian, and He Lu had visited Lu Fan's bachelor apartment, and they were instantly stunned by the luxurious decor.

They lived in a four-person dorm room, while Lu Fan had a one-bedroom, one-living room, one-kitchen, one-bathroom bachelor apartment. All the appliances were top-of-the-line, and the sofa and TV were the best money could buy, nothing like their cramped dorm.

"Wow, Lu Fan, your living conditions are this good? Mengran, you didn't come back the night before last because you were here getting intimate with Young Master Lu?"

"Shut up, Lili, what are you talking about!"

Liu Mengran's face instantly turned bright red. She grabbed the loose-lipped Mao Lili and started to scratch her.

Lu Fan grinned and laid out snacks, drinks, and fruits on the sofa. The five of them sat around the sofa, chatting casually.

"Sitting around like this is so boring. Lu Fan, how about we play a game?"

"There are six numbers here. Whoever draws a one has to share the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to them."

"Everyone shares one. If you've already shared and draw a one, you draw again until everyone has shared. The game ends then."

Mao Lili's suggestion was unanimously supported by the girls, and Lu Fan, as the only guy, naturally had no objections.

Unexpectedly, Lu Fan was unlucky enough to draw a one in the first round.

The four girls looked at him with smiles, waiting for his performance.

"Lu Fan, you have to tell us something that actually happened to you. No making things up, okay? I believe our Young Master Lu has enough integrity for that."

Lu Fan nodded. It wouldn't be fun to cheat in a game.

However, as Lu Fan began to think, he was shocked to realize that he had experienced countless foolish and embarrassing things in his life; he couldn't even find the most embarrassing one in his memory.

After thinking for over a minute, Lu Fan managed to recall one of his most embarrassing moments.

"Ahem… well, please don't laugh at me after I finish. The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me is related to girls."

"Related to girls? Lu Fan, you didn't get caught sneaking into the girls' restroom, did you?"

Mao Lili looked incredibly gossipy, and the other three girls stared at Lu Fan with wide eyes.

"You all know my nickname, 'Lu the Fool.' Actually, my mind was quite foggy a few days ago. But suddenly, my mind cleared up. To be precise, I'm as normal as you guys now."

"Uh… did it get better when you awakened your Control Feces Ability? I read in novels that it usually happens like that."

Lu Fan's face darkened. He glared fiercely at Mao Lili. It seemed his Control Feces Ability was unavoidable.

"When I was thirteen or fourteen, I found a sealed pack of An Er Le on the street."

"My mind was foggy then, but I vaguely knew it was something girls used during their periods."

"I was in puberty, full of curiosity about the opposite sex, so I took the pack of An Er Le and hid in my room to secretly use one."

"Ah? You, a grown man, used…?"

Lu Fan glared at Mao Lili, who had interrupted him, and continued.

"The result… I didn't know how to use it the first time, so I put it on backwards."

"Backwards? So the sticky side was stuck to you?"

The four girls' faces turned red. The bold Mao Lili glanced strangely at Lu Fan's legs.

"Sigh! The quality of things back then was super good. I don't know what that adhesive was made of, but once it stuck, it wouldn't come off."

"I had to use a lot of force to peel that sanitary napkin off. In the end, I had to cry and ask my mom to help me get it off."

"The pain of that still makes me want to cry. You can imagine the pain of having something glued to your body and ripping it off."

"Now that I'm back, I just want to recite a poem: 'Grass on the plains, lush and green, grows and withers with the seasons. Wildfires cannot burn it down, the spring breeze brings it back to life.'"

"Pfft! Cough cough… Hahaha…"

Mao Lili couldn't hold it in anymore. She sprayed the drink from her mouth and then burst into laughter, hugging Liu Mengran.

Top Campus Belle Liu was also shaking with laughter, and soon the entire room was filled with the girls' laughter, while Lu Fan stood there with a dark, embarrassed expression.

"Stop laughing, everyone. Let's start the next round. I don't believe none of you have ever experienced something this embarrassing."

Lu Fan's angry roar ended the girls' happy moment. Mao Lili, still chuckling, took out the slips of paper to start the next round of drawing.

This time, Li Qian drew the short straw. Li Qian was a performing arts major with solid dance skills, a slender and graceful figure, and pure, beautiful features.

Apart from having a pair of "magnificent 2A scenic attractions" (large breasts), she was otherwise fine.

It was also rumored that she had a boyfriend, but he was out of town, and they were in a long-distance relationship.

Li Qian pondered for a few seconds, her expression awkward as she spoke:

"My boyfriend and I got together when we were in school back home. My boyfriend plays on the basketball team; he's tall, strong, and very handsome."

"One time, my boyfriend was being bullied by some guys on the basketball team. I couldn't stand it, so while they were playing, I used a prickly pear to roll around on the sweater of the guy bullying my boyfriend."

"The weather was quite cold then, and they'd take off their thick clothes and leave them aside while playing, wearing only short sleeves and shorts. No one noticed my little trick."

"Later, after the game, that guy put on his sweater without even looking. Then he started to feel uncomfortable. The prickly pear's thorns had covered his entire body."

"What's more, this guy seemed to be allergic to prickly pears. He instantly broke out in red bumps all over his body, writhing on the ground and screaming in pain."

"My original intention was just to mess with him a little, but I didn't expect he'd be allergic. Later, that guy was sent to the hospital. I heard he had to get IV drips for a week before he got better."

"The school was also investigating the incident. I was so scared that I took leave and hid at home, trembling with fear, for a week before I dared to go back to school."

"I've been pretty obedient my whole life and rarely do anything extreme. This incident is probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced."

"And the result? The school didn't find out it was you?" Mao Lili asked curiously. Li Qian shook her head.

"There were no cameras at the school. Who would suspect a well-behaved and sensible girl like me?"

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