The Dog That Pooped Itself Senseless

When Lu Fan saw the girl, his head immediately started to ache. She was Aunt's biological daughter, Ding Niannian—his cousin who had always disliked him and had the biggest grudge against him.

"Niannian, your brother has already recovered. He won't do foolish things anymore, so don't keep holding on to those past unpleasantnesses. Talk things over with your brother properly. He's really changed now."

Lu Fanghua lovingly rubbed the girl's little head, then seemed to remember something and hurried into the kitchen.

Lu Fanghua's words left Ding Niannian stunned for a moment. She looked doubtfully at Lu Fan, who was standing foolishly to the side.

"My mom isn't lying to me, is she? How could an idiot suddenly get better? If your illness could be cured, would it really have dragged on until now?"

"Hehe... Niannian, I'm really better now. If you don't believe me, why don't we have a family hug so you can feel for yourself?"

Lu Fan gave a sleazy grin and opened his arms toward the beautiful girl in front of him.

"Ah! You... get the hell away from me!"

Ding Niannian stepped back several paces in disgust. She could clearly sense that Lu Fan was different. Before, he would only stare at her stupidly and laugh. Lu Fan had indeed changed now, except he had become even more sleazy and annoying.

"How could an idiot possibly get better? I don't believe it..."

"You say you've recovered, so I'll casually give you a question to test you. You damn idiot, what's the sixteenth digit after the decimal point of pi?"

Ding Niannian stared suspiciously at Lu Fan's big face, waiting to see how he would answer.

Lu Fan's face darkened, and he nearly toppled to the ground.

You call that a casual question? By your logic, I'm afraid ninety-nine percent of the country would be idiots, right?

"Can't answer it, can you? I told you, how could a damn idiot like you possibly recover?"

Ding Niannian looked at him with utter contempt. Lu Fan grew irritated and wanted nothing more than to point a Wicked Finger at her.

"If that's how you're asking questions, I can casually give you a few that you definitely won't be able to answer. Niannian, how many hairs were there in Zhang Fei's beard during the Three Kingdoms period?"

Lu Fan looked at Ding Niannian with a wicked smile. Wasn't it just deliberately asking difficult questions to stump someone? It was not like he couldn't do that too.

Who would have thought that Ding Niannian's next words would leave him dumbfounded?

Ding Niannian pondered seriously for a moment.

"A man's beard is related to many factors, such as testosterone secretion, genetics, and so on."

"Zhang Fei of the Three Kingdoms period should have been the type with vigorous testosterone, so the number of hairs in his beard would have reached the peak for an adult."

"According to scientific research, someone like him would have had approximately twenty-five thousand beard hairs."

Watching Ding Niannian answer so easily, Lu Fan was completely dumbfounded. He had thought the question was exceptionally tricky and difficult, yet this little girl, who had not even fully developed, could answer it.

"An idiot really is an idiot. You actually had the nerve to ask such a simple question!"

"I..."

Lu Fan was so angry that he wanted to curse her mother, but her mother was his beloved Aunt. After thinking it over, he decided to let it go.

Just then, a woman's terrified scream came from outside the villa. Ding Niannian's expression changed, and she turned and ran out.

Lu Fan found the scream somewhat familiar, so he followed her outside with a puzzled look.

The sight outside stunned Lu Fan. The beautiful woman from earlier was standing on the walkway in front of Lu Fanghua's villa, holding a Pekingese on a leash.

A huge black dog was pinning down the Pekingese, which was barely bigger than a slipper, and was about to force itself on it. The little Pekingese trembled in terror and did not dare move. Because of the giant dog's size, the beautiful woman did not dare stop it either and could only scream helplessly from the side.

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"Holy shit!"

Lu Fan and Ding Niannian stood at the entrance, staring wide-eyed at the scene before them. Ding Niannian clearly knew the beautiful woman, but as a weak girl, she did not dare step forward. If she angered the giant dog, her small frame probably would not even be capable of resisting it.

When the beautiful woman saw Ding Niannian come out, a trace of relieved excitement finally appeared on her face.

"Niannian, hurry up and call security!"

"Ah! Okay, Sister Linglong."

Ding Niannian frantically pulled out her phone and made the call, but Lu Fan walked over to the beautiful woman with a smile.

"Sister Linglong, why don't you beg me? Maybe I can help you. If you wait for security to arrive, your little dog might be played to death."

The beautiful woman glared at him in embarrassment and anger, but Lu Fan was not wrong. Security would take time to arrive, while her Duoduo was already pinned down and unable to move. Seeing the giant dog about to find its target, her face instantly turned pale with fright.

"I... I'm begging you, hurry and save Duoduo!"

Lu Fan was also curious whether his Wicked Finger worked on animals.

The beautiful woman and Ding Niannian stood together and watched Lu Fan. They thought he would find a stick or something to drive the giant dog away.

Who would have thought that this guy would stretch out a finger and point at the giant dog on the ground while muttering some kind of incantation?

His actions immediately disappointed both women. At a time like this, he was still playing around with curses.

Yet in the next second, both women froze on the spot. The huge black dog pinning down the Pekingese suddenly began whimpering miserably.

The giant dog climbed off the Pekingese, clamped its hind legs together, and tried to run away. However, after only a few meters, it collapsed onto the ground and howled miserably.

Then a series of explosive blasts erupted from behind the dog's rear, and an overpowering stench instantly spread through the surrounding area for dozens of meters.

The giant dog's explosive diarrhea continued. Lu Fan's skill directly emptied the target's intestines, so the giant dog probably would not stop for several minutes.

Lu Fan looked with satisfaction at the scene he had created. The Wicked Finger was as useful as ever, but the scene was far too destructive, and it did not distinguish between friend and foe.

"What is going on?"

Ding Niannian and the beautiful woman stared blankly at the giant dog, which had pooped itself senseless, then looked dazedly at Lu Fan's smug face.

"Ladies, could it be that you're particularly fond of this smell?"

Lu Fan covered his nose, tossed out those words, and returned to the villa. Rich people's dogs really were different—even their shit smelled worse.

Even in that brief moment, he had nearly been smoked unconscious by the stench.

Lu Fan had barely entered the house when Ding Niannian and the beautiful woman followed him in. This made him curious about the beautiful woman's identity. Lu Fanghua's home was not somewhere just anyone could enter.

Lu Fanghua, who had been cooking, happened to come out of the kitchen. She was also startled to see an extra beautiful woman in the living room.

"Linglong, you're here. Perfect timing—I just made quite a few tasty dishes. Stay and have dinner with us tonight!"

"Linglong, let me introduce you. This is my nephew, Lu Fan. You two are about the same age, so you can get closer when you have time."

Lu Fanghua's words made Lu Fan grin so hard that his eyes narrowed. His Aunt seemed afraid he would not be able to find a wife—whenever she saw a pretty girl, she immediately tried to sell him to her.

"Hello, Professor Lu!"

The beautiful woman stood and respectfully bowed to Lu Fanghua. She was completely different from the arrogant, icy demeanor Lu Fan had seen before.