Tricked Ten Thousand Times, Awakens the Never-Be-Tricked System
Chapter 43

Paralyzing the Dog

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When Lu Fan saw this young girl, his head also started to hurt. This was his aunt's biological daughter, Ding Niannian, the cousin who had always disliked him and held a huge grudge.

"Niannian, your brother has recovered and is back to normal. He won't do anything foolish anymore. Don't dwell on past unhappiness. Talk to your brother properly. He's really changed now."

Lu Fanghua dotingly stroked the girl's small head. As if suddenly remembering something, she rushed into the kitchen.

Lu Fanghua's words made Ding Niannian freeze for a moment, and she looked at Lu Fan, who was standing stupidly beside her, with confusion.

"My mom isn't lying to me, is she? How could a fool suddenly get better? If your illness could be cured, why would it drag on until now?"

"Hehe... Sister Niannian, I'm really all better now. If you don't believe me, let's have a hug of sibling affection to feel it."

Lu Fan grinned slyly and extended his hands towards the beautiful girl in front of him.

"Ah! You... Get lost!"

Ding Niannian took a few steps back with disgust. She could clearly feel that Lu Fan was different. Before, he would only stare at her and smile foolishly. The current Lu Fan had indeed changed, but he had only become more obnoxious and annoying.

"How could a fool get better? I don't believe it..."

"If you say you're better, then let me ask you a question. You stupid fool, what's the sixteenth digit after the decimal point of Pi?"

Ding Niannian stared intently at Lu Fan's big face with suspicion, wanting to see how he would answer.

Lu Fan's old face darkened, and he almost fell to the ground.

You call this a casual question? By your logic, wouldn't 99% of the country be considered fools?

"Can't answer, right? I told you, how could you, you dead fool, recover?"

Ding Niannian's expression was full of contempt. Lu Fan was annoyed and wished he could use Wicked Finger on her.

"If you're going to ask questions like that, I can ask you a few questions, and I guarantee you won't be able to answer a single one. Sister Niannian, how many hairs were on Zhang Fei's beard in the Three Kingdoms?"

Lu Fan looked at Ding Niannian with a mischievous smile. It's not like only she could ask difficult questions.

Unexpectedly, what Ding Niannian said next made him dumbfounded.

Ding Niannian pondered seriously for a moment.

"A man's beard depends on various factors, such as the secretion of male hormones, genetics, and so on."

"Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms should have been a type with strong male hormones, and the number of hairs on his beard would have reached its peak for an adult."

"According to scientific research, the number of hairs for someone like him would be around twenty-five thousand."

Seeing Ding Niannian answer so easily, Lu Fan was completely stunned. He thought the question was already very tricky and difficult, but he didn't expect this underdeveloped little girl could answer it.

"A fool is a fool. How could you even ask such a simple question!"

"I..."

Lu Fan was so angry he wanted to curse, but this girl's mother was his own aunt. He decided against it.

Just then, a woman's terrified scream came from outside the villa. Ding Niannian's expression changed, and she turned and ran out.

Lu Fan felt the scream sounded somewhat familiar and followed her out, also confused.

The scene outside directly stunned Lu Fan. He saw the same beautiful woman from before, holding a small Pekingese dog, standing on the path in front of Lu Fanghua's villa.

A huge black dog had pinned the Pekingese, which was no bigger than a slipper, and was preparing to force itself on it. The Pekingese was trembling in fear and didn't dare to move. The beautiful woman, due to the giant dog's size, didn't dare to intervene and could only let out helpless screams and cries from the side.

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"What the hell!"

Lu Fan stood at the gate with Ding Niannian, staring dumbfounded at the scene before them. Ding Niannian clearly knew the beautiful woman, but faced with this situation, she, a weak woman, didn't dare to step forward. If she angered the giant dog, her small frame would be utterly defenseless against it.

Seeing Ding Niannian come out, the beautiful woman finally showed a hint of relief on her face.

"Niannian, hurry up and call for security!"

"Ah! Okay, Sister Linglong."

Ding Niannian fumbled in her bag for her phone and made a call. Lu Fan, however, walked towards the beautiful woman with a smile.

"Sister Linglong, why don't you beg me? Maybe I can help you? If you wait for the security guards to arrive, your little dog might be ruined."

The beautiful woman glared at him angrily, but Lu Fan's words were not unreasonable. It would take time for the security guards to arrive, but her Duoduo was already pinned down by the giant dog and couldn't move. Seeing that the giant dog was about to find its target, the beautiful woman's face instantly turned pale with fear.

"I... I beg you, please save Duoduo quickly!"

Lu Fan was also a little curious, wondering if his Wicked Finger would work on animals.

The beautiful woman and Ding Niannian stood together watching Lu Fan. They thought he would find a stick or something to drive the giant dog away.

Who knew this guy would actually extend his finger and point at the giant dog on the ground, muttering some incantation.

His actions immediately disappointed the two women. At a time like this, he was still playing with curses.

However, the next second, the two women were completely dumbfounded. The giant black dog that had been pinning down the Pekingese suddenly whined pitifully. The whine was incredibly miserable.

The giant dog got off the Pekingese, clamped its legs together, and tried to run. However, after a few meters, it lay on the ground howling miserably.

Then, there was a series of explosions from its rear, and the stench instantly spread throughout the area for dozens of meters.

The giant dog's explosive diarrhea was still ongoing. Lu Fan's skill directly emptied its intestines. It was estimated that the giant dog wouldn't stop for several minutes.

Lu Fan looked with satisfaction at the scene he had created. This Wicked Finger was as effective as ever, but the visual impact was too strong, and it didn't distinguish between friend or foe.

"What's going on here?"

Ding Niannian and the beautiful woman stared blankly at the giant dog that had just defecated, then looked confusedly at Lu Fan, who had a smug look on his face.

"Excuse me, ladies, do you perhaps have a particular fondness for this smell?"

Lu Fan covered his nose, dropped the remark, and headed back into the villa. He mused that dogs in rich households were different; even their poop smelled worse.

He had been nearly overcome by the stench just moments ago.

No sooner had Lu Fan entered the house than Ding Niannian and the beautiful woman followed him in. This made Lu Fan curious about the woman's identity, as not just anyone could enter his Aunt Lu Fanghua's home.

Lu Fanghua, who was cooking, came out of the kitchen and was also taken aback to see an extra beautiful woman in the living room.

"Linglong, you're here! Perfect timing, I just made a lot of delicious food. You should stay and eat with us tonight!"

"Linglong, let me introduce you. This is my nephew, Lu Fan. You're around the same age, so you should get to know each other better."

Lu Fanghua's words made Lu Fan grin. His aunt seemed so worried he wouldn't find a wife that she tried to set him up with any pretty girl she saw.

"Hello, Professor Lu!"

The beautiful woman stood up and bowed respectfully to Lu Fanghua. Her demeanor was a stark contrast to the arrogant and cold appearance Lu Fan had seen before.

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