You're Just Here to Mooches Meals

"Sister Linglong, don't pay attention to this idiot. He used to just be an idiot, but now he's stupid, vulgar, and lecherous. Look at his eyes, they're practically glued to your chest."

Ding Niannian pulled Bai Linglong to the other side of the sofa with a look of disgust, keeping a far distance from Lu Fan.

Bai Linglong's face flushed. She quickly pulled down the hem of her skirt. Lu Fan's gaze was indeed too lecherous, and he didn't even try to hide it. Who stares directly at someone's chest like that?

Even though Bai Linglong had moved further away, it didn't stop Lu Fan's gaze from intensely scrutinizing her.

From what he had learned earlier, Lu Fan had gained some understanding of this beautiful woman.

This beauty's background was similar to his own; they were both born with a silver spoon in their mouths.

However, she had been outstanding since childhood, had achieved academic success, and had taken over her family's company, becoming a female CEO managing thousands of employees.

As for himself, he had been foolish his entire life. His vast family fortune had been completely swindled away, and he didn't even own his company anymore.

"Huh? What's this?"

Ding Niannian turned her head and saw the three Martial Arts Manuals Lu Fan had left on the table. She curiously picked them up, and Bai Linglong also stretched her slender neck to look with curiosity.

Upon seeing them, the two girls' faces immediately showed a strange expression. What era was this? Martial Arts Manuals? They were fooling an idiot.

An idiot? The two girls paused, looked up at Lu Fan, and realized there was indeed an idiot in front of them.

"You dead idiot, are these yours?"

"Of course, little sister Niannian. These are Martial Arts Manuals I found at a stall. Once I master these three ultimate skills, I'll be an unparalleled master."

Lu Fan had a proud expression, while the two girls opposite him looked disgusted. This guy was truly beyond saving.

"I thought you had actually gotten normal, but it turns out you're still as stupid as before. You dead idiot, take your things and get away from me."

Ding Niannian flicked the three manuals, throwing them back at Lu Fan. Lu Fan, however, collected them into a bag as if they were treasures. This scene made the two girls opposite him even more disgusted.

Lu Fanghua finished cooking and called the three of them to the dining table.

This was the first time her nephew, Lu Fan, had come home for a meal after recovering, so Lu Fanghua had prepared a very lavish spread.

The table was full of delicious dishes, including delicacies from both land and sea. Because she had prepared too much, Lu Fanghua invited Bai Linglong to stay for dinner when she saw her.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Professor Lu. This dinner is very sumptuous!"

Bai Linglong thanked Lu Fanghua with a smile, her eyes crinkling. However, a remark from Lu Fan beside her almost made her explode.

"Sister Linglong, you're being a bit presumptuous. This is food my aunt made for me, her nephew. You're just here to freeload."

Bai Linglong's face darkened. She felt awkward, holding her chopsticks, unsure whether to pick up food or not.

"Sister Linglong, don't mind this idiot. Come, try my mom's cooking."

Ding Niannian shot Lu Fan a glare and picked up a crab claw with her chopsticks, placing it in Bai Linglong's bowl.

"Niannian, don't call your brother an idiot anymore. Xiao Fan is all better now!"

"Got it, Mom!"

Lu Fanghua dotingly placed a piece of braised pork into Lu Fan's bowl. She had spent over two hours making this dish.

"Thank you, Aunt!"

Lu Fan showed a simple and honest smile. However, in the eyes of the two girls opposite him, this smile was the standard grin of an idiot.

The warm dinner lasted for over an hour. Of course, the word "warm" only applied in Lu Fan's eyes.

The two girls opposite him had been watching with longing eyes the entire time. Lu Fanghua seemed to be pouring all the affection she had for Lu Fan's past twenty years into this moment, her hand constantly reaching out to give him food.

"Aunt, I'm full. Burp..."

Lu Fan rubbed his bulging stomach with a look of contentment. Only then did Lu Fanghua stop feeding him.

"Xiao Fan, you should sleep here tonight. It's too late to go back, and it's not safe."

"It's okay, Aunt. I have plans with the Top Campus Belle Liu tonight."

"Liu Mengran? She's a good girl. Xiao Fan, I was actually thinking of introducing Linglong to you. Linglong is capable and earns a lot of money. If you two got together, you'd definitely have a worry-free life."

Lu Fanghua's words caused Bai Linglong, who was drinking juice beside them, to freeze. She was the CEO of a listed company, after all. Even with poor judgment, she wouldn't fall for an idiot.

Lu Fan couldn't be bothered to explain to her that he was meeting Liu Ruyan. Besides, Liu Mengran was also his.

"It's okay, Aunt. I'm in good health. I can handle a few more women without any problem."

Even Lu Fanghua was shocked by Lu Fan's words. Honestly, that was... a bit too shameless.

"Pfft!"

Ding Niannian spat at Lu Fan with disdain. What Lu Fan did next almost shattered her worldview.

He took out his phone and directly handed it to Bai Linglong, asking for her WeChat and phone number. Was he really trying to harm his Sister Linglong?

Bai Linglong was also shocked by his shameless move. Didn't this guy just say he had plans with a campus belle tonight? And now he was trying to hit on her?

Bai Linglong's first instinct was to refuse. However, seeing Lu Fanghua smiling at her, and having just eaten her fill, she found it hard to refuse.

Watching Bai Linglong gritting her teeth as she added his WeChat and left her phone number, Lu Fan got up with satisfaction and left. Before leaving, he carefully took the three Martial Arts Manuals with him.

After walking out of Lu Fanghua's villa, Lu Fan directly called Liu Ruyan.

"Big Bun Liu, come pick me up!"

"Lu Fan, I... I can't leave right now, you see..."

A burst of noisy sounds came from the other end of the phone, and Lu Fan's expression instantly turned grim.

"Liu Ruyan, am I giving you too much leeway? Or have you forgotten about the millions you owe and that supercar?"

"No, no, no... Lu Fan, I really didn't mean to. I was set up and signed a racing agreement. They're forcing me to complete the race before I can leave."

"You, with your half-baked skills, playing racer?"

Lu Fan looked skeptical, but Liu Ruyan's tone didn't sound fake.

"Send me your location. I'll stall for time and come over to handle it."

After hanging up, Lu Fan quickly hailed a taxi and rushed towards Liu Ruyan.

No matter what, Liu Ruyan was his woman. How could he stand by and watch her get bullied?

Fortunately, they weren't too far apart. Lu Fan's aunt's villa area was outside the Third Ring Road, and Liu Ruyan's race location was near Hebei Province.

Unfortunately, Lu Fan was stopped before he could reach the racing resort. Without a member to guide him, it was impossible to get in.

Just as Lu Fan was taking out his phone to call Liu Ruyan to pick him up, a flashy supercar screeched to a halt beside him.

Lu Fan's gaze flickered, and his eyes lit up. The supercar looked familiar.

Indeed, the supercar's window rolled down, an arm extended to hand a membership card to the security guard at the entrance, revealing a familiar face to Lu Fan.

"Well, isn't that Young Master Feng?"

Feng Feixiang, driving the supercar, finally noticed Lu Fan standing beside him. Upon seeing Lu Fan, his face instantly changed drastically, his eyes filled with fear.

"Oh god!"

Young Master Feng stomped on the accelerator, ready to flee. Lu Fan, however, smiled and pointed a finger at him.

This gesture almost scared the soul out of Young Master Feng.

"Young Master Feng, if you dare to leave, I'll make you put on a show right here at the resort entrance."

"Gulp!"

Young Master Feng, who had just started to accelerate, obediently slammed on the brakes. He then looked at the approaching Lu Fan with a terrified expression. The smile on Lu Fan's face was like that of a devil from hell.