You're Just Here for a Free Meal

"Linglong, don't pay any attention to this idiot. He used to be merely stupid, but now he's stupid, lecherous, and creepy. Look, his eyes are practically drilling into your chest."

Ding Niannian dragged Bai Linglong to the other end of the sofa with a look of disgust, putting as much distance as possible between her and Lu Fan.

Bai Linglong blushed and hurriedly pulled up the neckline of her dress. Lu Fan's gaze really was far too lecherous, completely undisguised. Who stared so fixedly at someone else's chest?

Although Bai Linglong had moved farther away, it did nothing to stop Lu Fan's eyes from greedily roaming over her body.

From their earlier conversation, Lu Fan had gained a rough understanding of this beauty.

Her background was more or less the same as his. They had both been born with golden spoons in their mouths.

The difference was that she had excelled from childhood into adulthood. Now, having completed her studies, she had taken over her family's company and become a female CEO managing thousands of employees.

Meanwhile, he had stayed stupid all the way into adulthood. His enormous family fortune had been swindled away, and even the company no longer belonged to him.

"Huh, what's this?"

Ding Niannian turned and spotted the three Martial Arts Manuals Lu Fan had tossed onto the table. She immediately picked them up curiously, while Bai Linglong stretched her slender neck to take a look as well.

The moment they saw them, both girls wore strange expressions. What era was this? Martial Arts Manuals? Was he trying to fool an idiot?

An idiot? The two froze, then looked up at Lu Fan. Wasn't there an idiot sitting right in front of them?

"Hey, idiot, are these yours?"

"Of course. Niannian, I found these Martial Arts Manuals at a street stall. Once I master these three ultimate techniques, I'll become an unparalleled expert."

Lu Fan looked smug, while the two girls across from him looked utterly disgusted. This guy really was stupid beyond saving.

"I thought you had truly become normal. Turns out you're still just as stupid as before. Idiot, take your things and stay away from me."

Ding Niannian flicked the three manuals onto Lu Fan. Yet Lu Fan carefully tucked the three Martial Arts Manuals into a bag as though they were priceless treasures, making the two girls across from him dislike him even more.

Lu Fanghua finished preparing dinner and called the three of them to the dining table.

Today was the first time her nephew Lu Fan had come to eat at her house since recovering, so Lu Fanghua had prepared an especially lavish meal.

The table was filled with exquisite dishes and delicacies from land and sea. It was only because she had prepared too much that Lu Fanghua invited Bai Linglong to stay for dinner.

"Thank you for the hospitality, Professor Lu. This dinner is so lavish!"

Bai Linglong smiled and thanked Lu Fanghua, but Lu Fan's next words nearly made her explode.

"Linglong, you're being a little full of yourself. Aunt made this food for me, her nephew. You're just here for a free meal."

Bai Linglong's face darkened. She awkwardly held out her chopsticks, unsure whether to pick up any food or not.

"Linglong, ignore this idiot. Come, try my mom's cooking."

Ding Niannian glared at Lu Fan and used her chopsticks to place a crab claw into Bai Linglong's bowl.

"Niannian, you're not allowed to call your brother an idiot anymore. Xiaofan is better now!"

"Got it, Mom!"

With a loving expression, Lu Fanghua placed a piece of braised pork into Lu Fan's bowl. She had spent more than two hours making it.

"Thank you, Aunt!"

Lu Fan revealed a simple, honest smile, but in the eyes of the two girls across from him, it was the textbook grin of an idiot.

The warm dinner lasted for over an hour. Of course, the word "warm" only existed in Lu Fan's eyes.

The two girls across from him had watched helplessly the entire time. It was as though Lu Fanghua had poured all the affection she had owed Lu Fan over the past twenty years into this one meal; her hand never stopped placing food into his bowl.

"Aunt, I'm full. Burp..."

Lu Fan rubbed his bloated belly with a satisfied look, and only then did Lu Fanghua finally stop feeding him.

"Xiaofan, stay here tonight. It's so late already, and it wouldn't be safe for you to go back."

"It's fine, Aunt. I have a date with Top Campus Belle Liu tonight."

"Liu Mengran? She's such a good girl. Xiaofan, I was originally thinking of introducing Linglong to you. Linglong is capable and knows how to make money. If the two of you got together, you'd never have to worry about food or clothes in the future."

Lu Fanghua's words made Bai Linglong, who was drinking juice beside them, suddenly stiffen. She was the president of a publicly listed company. No matter how poor her taste was, she would never fall for an idiot.

Lu Fan could not be bothered to explain that he was meeting Liu Ruyan. In any case, Liu Mengran would be his too.

"It's fine, Aunt. I'm in good health. I can handle a few more women without any problem."

Even Lu Fanghua was startled by Lu Fan's words. To be honest... they were a little too shameless.

"Pah!"

Ding Niannian spat at Lu Fan with a face full of disdain. What Lu Fan did next nearly shattered her worldview.

This guy took out his phone and actually held it directly in front of Bai Linglong, asking for her WeChat and phone number. Could he really be planning to corrupt her Linglong?

Bai Linglong was also stunned by his shameless move. Hadn't this guy just said he had a date with some campus belle tonight? Now he was turning around and trying to flirt with her.

Bai Linglong's first instinct was to refuse. But when she saw Lu Fanghua smiling at her, how could she bring herself to refuse after having just eaten her fill?

Watching Bai Linglong grit her teeth as she added his WeChat and left her phone number, Lu Fan finally got up in satisfaction and left. Before departing, he carefully took the three Martial Arts Manuals with him.

After leaving Lu Fanghua's villa, Lu Fan directly called Liu Ruyan.

"Big Bun Liu, come pick me up!"

"Lu Fan, I... I can't get away right now. Look..."

A burst of noisy commotion came from the other side of the phone, and Lu Fan's expression instantly darkened.

"Liu Ruyan, have I given you too much face? Or have you forgotten about the millions you owe me and that supercar?"

"No, no, no... Lu Fan, I really didn't mean to. Someone set me up and made me sign a racing agreement. They say I have to finish the race before I can leave."

"You want to race with your half-baked skills?"

Lu Fan looked unconvinced, but Liu Ruyan's tone did not sound fake.

"Send me the location. Stall for time and wait for me to get there."

After hanging up, Lu Fan quickly hailed a car and rushed toward Liu Ruyan.

No matter what, Liu Ruyan was his woman. How could he stand by and watch her get bullied?

Fortunately, they were not too far apart. His aunt's villa complex was outside the Third Ring Road, while Liu Ruyan's race was being held near the border with Ji Province.

Unfortunately, Lu Fan was stopped before he could enter the racing resort. Without a member to bring him in, there was no way to enter.

Just as Lu Fan took out his phone to call Liu Ruyan and ask her to come get him, a flashy supercar screeched to a stop beside him.

Lu Fan glanced at it, and his eyes immediately lit up. This supercar looked familiar.

Sure enough, the supercar's window rolled down. An arm extended out to hand a membership card to the security guard, revealing a large familiar face to Lu Fan.

"Well, if it isn't Young Master Feng?"

Only then did Feng Feixiang, who was driving the supercar, notice Lu Fan standing beside him. The moment he saw Lu Fan, his expression changed drastically, and his eyes filled with terror.

"Mom!"

Young Master Feng stomped on the accelerator, ready to flee, but Lu Fan smiled and pointed a finger at him.

That single gesture nearly scared Young Master Feng out of his wits.

"Young Master Feng, if you dare leave, I'll make you put on a performance right here at the entrance to this resort."

"Eek!"

The supercar Young Master Feng had just started came to an obedient, abrupt stop. Then he looked fearfully at the approaching Lu Fan. The smile on that guy's face was simply the smile of a demon from hell.