Weirdo Teacher Zhou

Lu Fan let out a cold laugh and pushed Teacher Zhou's fingers aside. The immense force made Teacher Zhou stagger, nearly falling to the ground.

"Sister, did you see? Teacher Zhou might look tall and strong, but he's actually very weak."

"I haven't even used any strength, and he's already about to fly away."

"Where were we? Oh, right... comforting the lonely, empty, and wounded hearts of left-behind women."

"There's an auntie who serves food in the school cafeteria. Teacher Zhou goes to discuss cooking tips with her every few days, locking the door for over ten minutes at a time."

"This should be enough to prove Teacher Zhou's wide range of interests, right? Actually, Teacher Zhou has also made tremendous contributions to environmental cleanliness."

"There's a cleaning lady at the school, and Teacher Zhou often calls her to clean the sports equipment storage room alone."

"Later, when students went to the storage room to get things, they found that the cleaning hadn't been done at all, but the yoga mats were a bit messy."

"In fact, Teacher Zhou often cares for 'fallen women,' making unparalleled contributions to the cause of saving them in our country."

"Every time he gets paid, Teacher Zhou goes to the alleys in the capital city to support these 'fallen women,' using his sincerity and love to influence women who have ended up in the alleys due to financial hardship."

"Also, Teacher Zhou often gives negative reviews to online shops for their services, just to extort thirty or fifty yuan from them."

"After finishing takeout, he always prepares a cockroach in advance. You can imagine what he does with it yourself, Sister."

"Teacher Zhou also has an elegant nickname, Zhou Bapi, which means anyone who walks past him will have a layer of themselves stripped off."

"He's so desperate, he'd even chase after a sewage truck to grab something."

"Oh! It's lunchtime, Sister. I'm going to eat. I won't keep you two from your apartment booking."

"But Sister, when you book a room with Teacher Zhou, be sure to take safety precautions. I heard from classmates that Teacher Zhou once called some hotline about 'herpes' or 'syphilis' from the restroom."

The woman in front of him had turned ashen at Lu Fan's words, her gaze towards Teacher Zhou filled with disgust, revulsion, and disdain.

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Lu Fan, adhering to the principle of doing good deeds without leaving a name, bolted.

Behind him, Teacher Zhou pointed at his retreating back and cursed viciously.

The woman, even more so, turned and left, not bothering to say a word to him.

"Xiao Fang, don't go. Don't listen to him. He's slandering me. You haven't even seen me do my backflip in my apartment..."

"See my ass! Zhou Bagua, we're done!"

Lu Fan walked into the cafeteria and unexpectedly ran into Liu Mengran, the Top Campus Belle.

Liu Mengran and her three companions stared at the familiar yet strange Lu Fan in front of them, completely stunned.

"Lu Fan, you... how have you changed so much?"

Liu Mengran covered her mouth, her eyes wide with disbelief.

Lu Fan had not only grown nearly ten centimeters taller, but the ethereal aura surrounding him was exceptionally striking, making anyone feel that he was no ordinary person.

Furthermore, after undergoing several rounds of Marrow Cleansing, not only was his physique perfected to the extreme, but his skin had also become even fairer and more radiant.

His skin was so good that even girls felt envious, a result no amount of makeup could achieve.

"Hehe... Mengran Baby, you four find a table to sit, I'll go get us food."

Lu Fan grinned smugly, nudging Liu Mengran out of the line, and headed straight for the food counter.

The auntie serving food was still the same walking Spin Dryer, a healthy case of Parkinson's.

Seeing Lu Fan approach, although she was surprised by his drastic change, the auntie didn't pay it much mind.

She casually scooped two spoonfuls of meat for Lu Fan and was about to send him off. Lu Fan, however, was on a mission for five people.

"Not enough. Give me a basin full for five people."

"No, we can't break the cafeteria rules. How can I give you so much?"

"Have you forgotten how to write the word 'anus'? I'm paying for my own meal, I'll take as much as I want. If you babble any more, I'll call my aunt!"

"Don't..."

The food-serving auntie's face darkened, and she immediately deflated. It was just a meal, why did they have to involve the principal every time?

Lu Fan brought the five portions of food to Liu Mengran and the others. The sheer abundance of food surpassed their wildest imaginations.

"Wow, Lu Fan, did you cure that auntie's Parkinson's? There's so much meat, I can't even see the vegetables."

Mao Lili's comment was unfortunate. The moment the girl spoke, Lu Fan's gaze locked onto her.

"This little lady still owes me a back scrub!"

Mao Lili felt nervous under his gaze, likely guessing what Lu Fan was thinking. She didn't dare to breathe too loudly.

"Lu Fan, you still haven't told us what happened to you. How did you change so much?"

Liu Mengran, standing next to Lu Fan, examined him all over in shock. Li Qian and He Lu also stared at him with wide eyes.

The previous Lu Fan was a bit silly. Although he was somewhat handsome, the "fool" label was too strong.

The current Lu Fan was even more handsome than the campus heartthrob, and the aura he exuded was even more captivating.

Li Qian, He Lu, and Mao Lili blushed and their hearts pounded violently, their chests thumping wildly.

"Hehe, this is my second growth spurt. What do you think, Mengran Baby, am I worthy of you now!"

Lu Fan struck a handsome, arrogant pose, a sight that made Liu Mengran's eyes sparkle. Who wouldn't want their significant other to be outstanding? Lu Fan's excellence reflected well on her when she took him out.

"Lu Fan, you're already an adult, how could you still be going through a growth spurt?"

"This is the benefit of cultivation. Do you guys still remember the three Martial Arts Manuals we bought last time? All my energy these past few days has been focused on them."

Unfortunately, his honest words were completely disbelieved by the four girls. What era was this? Martial Arts Manuals? Did he think he was telling a bedtime story to a three-year-old?

"Heh heh..."

Lu Fan gave a mysterious smile, extended his right index finger downwards, circulated the True Qi within his body, and gently poked the tabletop.

"Pfft!"

The next second, an almost invisible white light shot out from his fingertip. The stainless steel tabletop let out a chilling thud, and a small hole was actually pierced through it.

"Wow!"

Liu Mengran and the other three stared, dumbfounded, at the small hole in the tabletop. This was a stainless steel desktop; you might not even be able to dent it with a hammer.

Mao Lili was so shocked that she grabbed Lu Fan's large hand and examined it closely. His hand felt no different from an ordinary person's; how could it possibly pierce a stainless steel tabletop?

"Hey, hey, hey... Brother knows his charm is astonishing right now, but Lili, sis, at least pay attention to the occasion."

"If you really can't hold back, let's quickly finish eating and go to your dorm to research the theory and practice of philosophy together."

"Pfft! Get lost, you pervert!"

Mao Lili glared at him, embarrassed and annoyed, then lowered her head to devour the food in front of her.

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