Teacher Zhou the Weirdo

Lu Fan sneered and reached out to brush Teacher Zhou's finger aside. The tremendous force made Teacher Zhou stagger, nearly falling to the ground.

"See that, sis? Teacher Zhou might look big and strong, but he's actually incredibly weak."

"I hadn't even used any strength yet, and he was practically sent flying."

"What were we talking about just now? Right... soothing the lonely, empty, wounded hearts of women left behind at home."

"There's an auntie serving food in the school cafeteria. Every few days, Teacher Zhou goes to discuss cooking techniques with her, the kind where they lock the door for over ten minutes and don't come out."

"Doesn't that prove Teacher Zhou has a wide range of interests? In fact, Teacher Zhou has also made enormous contributions to keeping the environment clean."

"There's a cleaning lady at school too. Teacher Zhou often calls her to clean the sports equipment storage room alone."

"Later, when the students went into the storage room to get something, they found that nothing had been cleaned at all. The yoga mats, on the other hand, were a little messy."

"Teacher Zhou also often cares for fallen girls, making an unparalleled contribution to the cause of rescuing fallen girls in our country."

"Whenever payday came around, Teacher Zhou would go into the alleyways of the capital to support fallen girls, using his sincerity and love to reform women driven into those alleys by poverty."

"Also, Teacher Zhou professionally leaves bad reviews for online purchases, just so he can extort thirty or fifty yuan from people."

"Whenever he finishes takeout, he prepares a cockroach beforehand. Sis, you can imagine for yourself what he does with it."

"Teacher Zhou also has an elegant nickname: Zhou Bapi. It means that anyone who passes in front of him gets skinned alive."

"Even when a sanitation truck carrying manure passes by, he can't wait to chase after it and scoop out a handful."

"Oh my, it's already mealtime. Sis, I'm going to eat, so I won't hold you two up from getting a room at the apartment."

"But sis, if you get a room with Teacher Zhou, make sure you take precautions. I heard from the students that Teacher Zhou once hid in the bathroom and called some number about gonorrhea, syphilis, and poison."

The woman before him had already been provoked by Lu Fan's words until her face turned livid. Her gaze at Teacher Zhou was filled with disgust, revulsion, and contempt.

Seeing that he had achieved his goal, Lu Fan adhered to the principle of doing good deeds without leaving his name behind and bolted.

Behind him, Teacher Zhou pointed at his retreating back and cursed loudly, every word vicious.

The woman turned around and left directly, too lazy to say a single word to him.

"Xiaofang, don't go! Don't listen to his nonsense! He's slandering me! You still haven't come to my apartment to watch me do a backflip..."

"Watch my ass! Zhou Bagua, we're through!"

Lu Fan entered the cafeteria and unexpectedly ran into Liu Mengran, the Top Campus Belle, again.

Liu Mengran and the other three stared at the familiar yet unfamiliar Lu Fan before them, all of them frozen in shock.

"Lu Fan, you... how did you change so much?"

Liu Mengran covered her little mouth, her eyes wide with disbelief.

Lu Fan had not only shot up nearly ten centimeters in height, but the ethereal aura around him was especially striking. One look was enough to tell that he was no ordinary person.

After several rounds of Marrow Cleansing, this guy's physique had become perfect to the extreme, and his skin had grown even fairer and more lustrous.

Even girls envied his skin. No cosmetic product could create that kind of effect.

"Hehe... Mengran Baby, you four go find a seat. I'll get the food for you."

Lu Fan grinned smugly and ushered Liu Mengran out of the line, while he rushed toward the serving window.

The woman serving food was still that walking Spin Dryer, with her healthy Parkinson's.

When she saw Lu Fan, she was surprised by how much he had changed, but she did not think much of it.

She casually scooped him two ladles of meat and tried to send him away, but Lu Fan was here on a mission for five people this time.

"Not enough. Get me a basin and fill it up for five people."

"No. The cafeteria rules can't be broken. How can I give you that much?"

"Have you forgotten how to spell asshole? I'm spending my own money on food. I can get as much as I want. Keep yapping and see if I don't call Aunt over here!"

"Don't..."

The food-serving auntie's face darkened, and she instantly wilted. Was it really necessary to alarm the principal every single time just to get food?

Lu Fan brought five portions of food over to Liu Mengran and the others. The amount of dishes was so generous that it completely exceeded their imagination.

"Wow, Lu Fan, did you cure that auntie's Parkinson's or something? There's so much meat you can't even find the vegetables."

Mao Lili would have been fine if she had kept quiet, but the moment she spoke, Lu Fan's gaze locked directly onto her.

This little beauty still owes me a back scrub!

Mao Lili felt guilty under his gaze. She probably guessed what Lu Fan was thinking and barely dared to breathe.

"Lu Fan, you still haven't told us what happened to you. How did you change so much?"

Beside Lu Fan, Liu Mengran examined him carefully in shock. Li Qian and He Lu also widened their eyes and stared at him intently.

The old Lu Fan had seemed a little foolish. Though he had been somewhat handsome, the label of idiot had overshadowed everything.

The current Lu Fan was even more handsome than the campus heartthrob, and the aura around him was especially eye-catching.

Li Qian, He Lu, and Mao Lili all blushed as they stared at him, their hearts pounding violently.

"Hehe, I had a second growth spurt. So, Mengran Baby, am I worthy of you now?"

Lu Fan smugly struck a cool pose. Liu Mengran's eyes lit up at the sight. Who would not like their other half to be outstanding? If Lu Fan was impressive, she would look good taking him out too.

"Lu Fan, you're already an adult. How could you possibly have a second growth spurt?"

"That's the benefit of cultivation. Do you remember those three Martial Arts Manuals we bought last time? I've spent all my energy on them these past few days."

Unfortunately, none of the four girls believed his honest words. What era was this? Martial Arts Manuals? Did he think he was telling stories to three-year-olds?

"Hehe..."

Lu Fan smiled mysteriously, extended his right index finger downward, circulated the True Qi within his body, and lightly poked the tabletop.

Poof!

The next second, a faint white beam invisible to the naked eye shot from his fingertip. The stainless-steel tabletop let out a chilling dull thud, and a small hole was actually pierced through it.

"Wow!"

Liu Mengran and the other three stared dumbfoundedly at the little hole in the table. It was a stainless-steel tabletop—smashing it with a hammer might not even dent it.

Mao Lili was even more shocked. She grabbed Lu Fan's large hand and examined it closely. It felt no different from an ordinary person's hand, so how could it possibly pierce a stainless-steel tabletop?

"Hey, hey, hey... I know I'm incredibly charming now, but Lili, you should at least pay attention to the occasion."

"If you really can't hold it in, let's hurry up and finish eating, then go to your dorm and study the theory and practice of philosophy together."

"Pah! You big pervert!"

Mao Lili glared at him in embarrassment and anger, then lowered her head and began working on the food before her.

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