Tricked Ten Thousand Times, Awakens the Never-Be-Tricked System
Chapter 9

Twenty-Four Bridges Moonlit Night: The Next Line

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"What did you say? One account withdrew nearly two hundred thousand through Cut-a-Slash in a single day? Where are the people on duty? Are you all eating shit?"

Wang Tao's expression changed instantly. He stood up and roared.

"Fix every bug immediately. Ban that person's withdrawal function—no... directly ban that account's Cut-a-Slash withdrawal link."

Lu Fan took out his phone and transferred one hundred thousand yuan to Liu Mengran's phone right in front of her. Her mouth opened several times, but she couldn't bring herself to refuse.

She had used her phone for three years and had never been willing to replace it. With this money, she could finally buy a new one.

"Mengran, spend this money however you should from now on. Don't ever try to save it for me. You've seen it yourself—I make money easily. A few taps and it's money."

"Pfft! Lu Fan, stop dreaming. That withdrawal thing must have happened because Pinxixi's backend malfunctioned. Do you think you'll run into something that lucky again?"

Liu Mengran shifted into a more comfortable position in Lu Fan's arms, smiling as she looked at his handsome profile. But as soon as she turned over, her brows furrowed, and she clutched her lower abdomen in pain.

"Don't you believe me. As long as I want to, I can make Cut-a-Slash work anytime."

Lu Fan held Top Campus Belle Liu with one arm while taking out his phone with the other and operating it again.

Unfortunately, when he opened his phone, he discovered that the Cut-a-Slash withdrawal event link had vanished completely.

"Fuck, what the hell is going on?"

Lu Fan opened Liu Mengran's phone again and found that her event was still there. Only the event on his own phone had disappeared.

Did the officials discover it and restrict my account?

"Lu Fan, I told you it had to be a malfunction. They've fixed it now, so naturally you can't withdraw from it anymore."

Lu Fan didn't respond. After thinking for a few seconds, he stubbornly started searching Pinxixi again.

"Huh! There's also a Cut-a-Slash deal to get a Fruit Sixteen phone for 9.9! If I can't withdraw cash, getting phones is even better. A Fruit Sixteen is worth a lot."

Lu Fan directly opened the link for getting a phone through Cut-a-Slash, then shared it with Liu Mengran right in front of her.

"Mengran Baby, you're already mine. How about we make a bet on whether this phone can be slashed successfully?"

"What are we betting on?"

This time, Liu Mengran didn't refuse much. They had already done the most intimate thing possible, so a little bet was nothing.

"If it doesn't work, I'll agree to one thing you ask. If it does work, you have to put on the stockings we bought today and do something elegant."

"Lu Fan, explain first. What elegant thing?"

Liu Mengran raised her head cautiously. Her breathtakingly beautiful face was adorably blank, but she failed to notice the wicked grin on Lu Fan's face.

"Twenty-Four Bridges Moonlit Night! What's the next line?"

"The next line? Isn't it, 'Where does the jade beauty teach...' Ah! Lu Fan, you big pervert..."

Liu Mengran's face instantly turned bright red. Embarrassed and angry, she pounded Lu Fan's chest. With the internet being so developed these days, how could she not understand such dirty jokes?

"Hehe... Mengran Baby, it's settled then. Click the link and give it a try!"

"Lu Fan, don't be so naive. Their malfunction has already been fixed, and you still think... Ah! What's happening?"

Liu Mengran suddenly let out a scream and sat bolt upright in shock. She had even forgotten to cover her exposed body as she stared wide-eyed at Lu Fan's phone, where the prompt read: Cut-a-Slash successful. Your order will be shipped immediately.

"Hahaha... Mengran, your phone is old anyway. This is perfect for getting you a new one."

"How is that possible? How is that possible?"

Liu Mengran muttered in a daze. Who didn't know Pinxixi's tricks? Only an idiot like Lu Fan would take it seriously. Yet right before her eyes, this guy had successfully used Cut-a-Slash to claim a phone. Such an absurd thing had actually happened in front of her.

"Mengran, keep going. I'm going to strip Pinxixi bald today!"

Holding his phone, Lu Fan kept tapping the link to claim phones through Cut-a-Slash. Within a few minutes, he had successfully slashed his way to ten Fruit Sixteen phones.

Liu Mengran, sitting beside him, watched with the corners of her mouth twitching. This was way too bizarre. Even the brain of a top student and campus belle like her couldn't keep up anymore.

When Lu Fan was about to slash for the eleventh phone, the system notified him that the stock was sold out.

"That's it? Only ten in stock? How stingy."

Lu Fan grumbled and casually tossed his phone onto the bedside table.

"Lu Fan, you should be content. Today, you got more than two hundred thousand yuan and all these phones from Pinxixi. An ordinary person would have to work hard for two years to earn that much money..."

As Liu Mengran spoke, she gradually realized something was off. Her voice grew softer and softer as she discovered Lu Fan was staring at her with a lecherous look.

"Mengran Baby, you lost that bet just now."

"Pah! Lu Fan, you're such a big pervert. You were cuter when you were foolish. Now that your brain's working normally, you've turned bad."

"So you're planning to welch on the bet? Don't think you can cheat just because you're the campus belle. If you won't do it, I'm going to use force."

"You..."

Liu Mengran blushed with anger, but there was nothing she could do to Lu Fan. After hesitating for a long time, she finally answered softly.

"Lu Fan, then you... close your eyes."

"Awoo..."

Lu Fan let out an excited wolf howl and obediently closed his eyes. Liu Mengran's face was already red to the tips of her ears. She secretly glanced at him a few times before slowly slipping beneath the thin blanket...

Early the next morning, Liu Mengran dragged her utterly exhausted body out of bed to go to class.

As for Lu Fan, had anyone ever seen an idiot attend class?

Lu Fan had special privileges at Long University. He could attend anyone's classes if he wanted, and if he didn't want to, no teacher could interfere.

"Mengran, how about I ask Aunt to get you a leave of absence? You're not feeling well today, so don't go to class."

"Who do you think made me feel unwell... You're a beast, like a bull. Do you think everyone can live as freely as you do? If I skip class, I'll lose credits.

But I only have one class. I'll go back to the dorm and rest after it."

"Alright. Remember to come back and rest after class."

"Lu Fan, in your dreams. Don't contact me for the next few days. Let me rest properly."

Liu Mengran pinched him in embarrassment and annoyance, though she didn't use much force. Then she turned around, picked up her underwear from the floor, and began putting it on.

Lu Fan lay there with his hands behind his head, admiring Top Campus Belle Liu as she changed. Watching her transform from a little lamb into a fairy was incomparably sensual and beautiful.

After getting dressed, Liu Mengran rushed into the living room, grabbed a pair of scissors, and walked into the bedroom. Lu Fan jolted in fright and shrank into the corner, desperately covering his legs with both hands.

"Mengran, wh-what are you doing?"

"Uh... I'm just cutting the bedsheet. Why are you so scared?"

Liu Mengran froze for a moment before realizing what Lu Fan was thinking. She immediately let out a charming laugh and waved the scissors hard at his legs.

"If you bully me again, I'll get up in the middle of the night, find some scissors, and separate you two brothers by flesh and bone."

Liu Mengran lifted the thin blanket and carefully cut out the piece of cloth from the middle of the bedsheet. It was proof that she had changed from a girl into a woman, so naturally she wanted to keep it as a memento.

Lu Fan watched Top Campus Belle Liu fold up that bloodstained piece of bedsheet and tuck it into her newly bought bag. A lecherous, silly grin appeared on his face again.

"Mengran, I'll contact you when the Fruit phones arrive so you can pick them up. Rest well these next few days. And don't spread the news that I've recovered."

"Got it!"

Liu Mengran rolled her eyes at him and was about to leave when Lu Fan grabbed her wrist. After freezing for two seconds, Liu Mengran offered him another fragrant kiss. Only then did Lu Fan let her go.

The beauty had left, but the room still held the lingering fragrance from her body.

Thinking back on all the bizarre things that had happened yesterday, Lu Fan felt as though he were dreaming.

"This is the life I should be living. From now on, I'm going to enjoy life properly."

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