Tricked Ten Thousand Times, Awakens the Never-Be-Tricked System
Chapter 9

Twenty-Four Bridges Moonlit Night's Next Line

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"What did you say? An account cashed out nearly 200,000 today just by using the 'cut a deal' feature? Where's the person on duty? Are you guys eating shit?"

Wang Tao's expression changed drastically. He stood up and roared.

"Immediately fix all bugs and loopholes, block that person's withdrawal function. No... directly block that account's 'cut a deal' withdrawal link."

Lu Fan took out his phone and transferred 100,000 yuan to Liu Mengran in front of her. Liu Mengran's mouth opened and closed a few times, but she couldn't bring herself to refuse.

She had been using her phone for three years and hadn't been willing to replace it. With this money, she could finally buy a new one.

"Mengran, from now on, spend this money however you need to. Don't try to save it for me. You saw it yourself, making money is easy for me. A few clicks and it's all money."

"Pfft! Lu Fan, stop dreaming. The withdrawal issue must have been caused by a malfunction in Pinxixi's backend. Do you think you'll encounter such good luck again?"

Liu Mengran shifted into a comfortable position in Lu Fan's arms, looking at his handsome profile with a smile. However, as she moved, she suddenly frowned and clutched her lower abdomen in pain.

"You don't believe me? As long as I want to, I can succeed in 'cutting a deal' anytime."

Lu Fan, with one arm around the campus belle Liu, took out his phone and started operating it again.

Unfortunately, when he opened his phone, he found that the 'cut a deal' withdrawal link had completely disappeared.

"What the hell is going on?"

Lu Fan opened Liu Mengran's phone and found that her activity link was still there. Only the activity on his phone had vanished.

"Could it be that the official discovered it and restricted my account?"

"Lu Fan, I told you it was definitely a malfunction. Now that they've fixed it, you naturally can't withdraw anymore."

Lu Fan didn't respond to her words. After a few seconds of thought, he stubbornly searched on Pinxixi again.

"Huh! There's also a 'cut a deal' for a Fruit Sixteen phone for 9.9 yuan! If I can't withdraw cash, getting a phone is even better. A Fruit Sixteen is quite valuable."

Lu Fan directly clicked on the link to get the phone by 'cutting a deal' and shared it with Liu Mengran in front of her.

"Mengran, my darling, you're mine now. How about we make a bet? We'll bet whether this phone can be successfully obtained through 'cutting a deal'."

"Bet on what?"

This time, Liu Mengran didn't refuse much. They had already done the most intimate things, so a small bet was fine.

"If I can't 'cut a deal' successfully, I'll agree to one thing for you. If I succeed, you have to wear the stockings you bought today to complete a noble task."

"Lu Fan, clarify first, what noble task?"

Liu Mengran raised her head coyly, her stunning face looking adorably clueless. She didn't notice the mischievous smile on Lu Fan's face.

"Twenty-Four Bridges Moonlit Night! What's the next line?"

"The next line? Isn't it 'Where has the jade person gone to teach...' Ah! Lu Fan, you big bad guy..."

Liu Mengran's face instantly turned crimson. She playfully hit Lu Fan's chest in embarrassment and anger. With how developed the internet is now, how could she not understand these dirty jokes?

"Hehe... Mengran, my darling, it's settled then. Click the link and try it!"

"Lu Fan, don't be so naive. Their malfunction has been fixed, and you still think... Ah! What's going on?"

Liu Mengran suddenly screamed and sat up in shock, forgetting to cover herself as her body was exposed. She stared in disbelief at the notification on Lu Fan's phone: "'Cut a deal' successful, immediate delivery for you."

"Hahaha... Mengran, I see your phone is old. It's perfect timing to get you a new one."

"How is this possible? How is this possible?"

Liu Mengran mumbled dazedly. Everyone knew Pinxixi's tricks. Only Lu Fan, that fool, took it seriously. But witnessing him successfully 'cut a deal' for a phone right in front of her was such an bizarre event.

"Mengran, keep going! Let's see if I can strip Pinxixi bare today!"

Lu Fan kept clicking on the 'cut a deal' link to get a phone. In just a few minutes, he had successfully obtained ten Fruit Sixteen phones.

Liu Mengran, watching this scene, twitched at the corner of her mouth. This was too strange. Her smart, academic mind as a campus belle couldn't keep up.

If you find this book good, remember to add it to your bookshelf to avoid losing it next time.

When Lu Fan was about to 'cut a deal' for the eleventh phone, the system prompted that the stock was depleted.

"Gone? Only ten units in stock? How stingy."

Lu Fan complained and casually tossed his phone onto the bedside table.

"Lu Fan, be content. You've gotten over 200,000 yuan and phones from Pinxixi today. An ordinary person would have to work for two years to earn this much money..."

As Liu Mengran spoke, she felt something was wrong, and her voice gradually quieted. She noticed Lu Fan looking at her with a lewd expression.

"Mengran, my darling, you lost the bet just now!"

"Pfft! Lu Fan, you're a big bad guy. You were cuter when you were silly. Now that your brain is working normally, you've turned bad."

"So, you're going back on your word? Don't think you can get away with it just because you're the campus belle. If you don't come, I'll have to use force."

"You..."

Liu Mengran was furious, her face flushed red, but she couldn't do anything about Lu Fan. After hesitating for a long time, she quietly replied:

"Lu Fan, then... close your eyes."

"Awooo..."

Lu Fan let out an excited howl and obediently closed his eyes. Liu Mengran's face was already completely red. She secretly glanced at him a few times before slowly slipping under the thin blanket...

The next morning, Liu Mengran, dragging her exhausted body, got up to go to class.

As for Lu Fan, have you ever seen a fool go to class?

Lu Fan had privileges at Dragon University; he could attend any class he wanted and no teacher could interfere.

"Mengran, why don't I have my aunt ask for leave for you? You don't have to go to class if you're not feeling well today."

"I'm not feeling well because of you... You're like a bull, do you think everyone lives as carefree as you? If I don't go to class, I'll lose credits.

But I only have one class, I'll go back to the dorm to rest after it's over."

"Alright, remember to come back and rest after class."

"Lu Fan, you wish! Don't contact me for the next few days, let me rest properly."

Liu Mengran playfully pinched him in annoyance, but didn't put much force into it. She turned and picked up her underwear from the floor, starting to put it on.

Lu Fan watched, hands behind his head, as Liu Mengran, the campus beauty, changed. The transformation from a little lamb to a fairy was incredibly alluring and beautiful.

After getting dressed, Liu Mengran rushed into the living room, grabbed a pair of scissors, and went into the bedroom. Lu Fan, startled, shrunk into the corner, his hands tightly covering his legs.

"Mengran, what... what are you doing?"

"Uh... I'm just cutting the bedsheet, why are you so scared?"

Liu Mengran paused, then realized what Lu Fan was thinking. She let out a soft laugh and gestured with the scissors towards his legs.

"If you bully me again, I'll sneak up on you in the middle of the night with scissors and separate your brothers."

Liu Mengran lifted the thin blanket and carefully cut out a piece from the middle of the bedsheet. It was proof of her transition from girl to woman, and she naturally wanted to keep it as a memento.

Lu Fan watched as the campus beauty carefully folded the bloody piece of sheet and put it into her newly bought bag, a lewd, foolish grin appearing on his face again.

"Mengran, I'll contact you to pick it up when the Fruit Sixteen phone arrives. You should rest well for these few days, and don't spread the news about my recovery."

"Got it!"

Liu Mengran gave him a look and was about to leave, but Lu Fan grabbed her wrist. After a moment's pause, Liu Mengran kissed him again. Only then did Lu Fan let her go.

The beauty was gone, but her scent lingered in the room.

Recalling the bizarre events of the previous day, Lu Fan felt like he was dreaming.

"This is the kind of life I, this young master, should be living! From now on, I'm going to enjoy life to the fullest."

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