Pinxixi Headquarters, Magic City
As soon as Wang Tao entered his office for work, a night-shift employee came over and told him some shocking news.
"Supervisor Wang, the person who was banned last night after using Cut-a-Price to take away two hundred thousand yuan... he... he successfully placed another order through the 9.9-yuan Cut-a-Price Fruit phone deal."
"What? He succeeded again? Have all the loopholes and bugs been checked?"
Wang Tao frowned as he sat down in his chair, but he did not seem too concerned. For such a massive company, this loss was nothing.
"Supervisor Wang, we've checked countless times and found no loopholes or bugs at all. And that person took away ten Fruit 16 phones in one go, yet he only paid ninety-nine yuan in total."
"What? He... cut them all successfully? Is he some kind of streamer? How many cuts did it take?"
"O-one. He only had one person make one cut, and it succeeded immediately. And all ten times were the same person..."
"I..."
Wang Tao's eyes instantly widened. He opened his mouth to curse, then remembered that he had led the development of the Cut-a-Price program. Was he supposed to curse himself?
"Fuck, why didn't you tell me earlier? There must be some loophole you people missed. I'll go check with the Technical Department first."
Wang Tao hurried off, but even after more than an hour of inspection, he found nothing wrong.
"Supervisor Wang, should we ship those Fruit phones? Or should we just ban his account and refuse to send them?"
An employee reminded him from behind. Wang Tao's mind was a mess, and after hesitating for a long time, he finally said:
"No. We're too big a company to welch on a few ten-thousand yuan worth of phones. It would hurt our reputation too much. Ship them!"
"But lock down that person's phone account. Don't let him access any Cut-a-Price links again. He must have discovered some unknown vulnerability in Cut-a-Price."
Lu Fan slept until after ten in the morning. If he had not been unable to sleep any longer, he would not have wanted to get up.
He opened his phone and sent Top Campus Belle Liu a message, then checked his Pinxixi account and found that all ten Fruit 16 phones had been shipped.
"I knew it. How could such a big company fuss over a few ten thousand yuan with me? Pinxixi really has class."
Just as he opened Cut-a-Price to earn some breakfast money, he discovered that every Cut-a-Price event in his Pinxixi account had disappeared. The interface was so clean that he wondered if his phone had caught a virus.
Not only was the Cut-a-Price cash withdrawal event gone, even the link for getting a Fruit phone for 9.9 yuan through Cut-a-Price had vanished.
"Fuck, I take back what I just said. I only cost you a little over two hundred thousand yuan. Did you really have to give my account special treatment?"
Seeing that there was no more fleece to pull, Lu Fan glanced at the system panel in his mind. The system had previously said that he could draw a prize once his points reached ten.
He had three points now, meaning he still needed to be scammed seven more times before he could draw.
"While I'm still famous as an idiot, I should hurry and walk around campus. Maybe I can get all ten points today."
Excited by the prospect of drawing a prize, Lu Fan quickly got up and washed himself.
Aunt Lu Fanghua was afraid that her nephew would not take proper care of himself, so she had filled his wardrobe with clothes and shoes, then told him to toss any dirty clothes into a large basket.
Every weekend, she arranged for students with part-time jobs to help him wash his clothes and clean his home. Once his clothes and shoes had been washed and dried, they would put them away for him again. That was why an idiot's residence was not too messy.
Fully dressed, Lu Fan looked at his handsome reflection in the mirror and nodded smugly.
"Let this beautiful day begin with getting scammed!"
The moment he entered campus, Lu Fan saw two girls chatting and laughing as they walked past him, each carrying a pile of food.
Without another word, he stepped up and blocked their path, then directly took a box of bread and a bottle of AD calcium milk from their bags.
Amid the girls' dumbfounded expressions, Lu Fan gave them a foolish grin and turned to leave.
"Yinyin, that bastard stole our food!"
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"Forget it. He's that idiot, Lu Fan. A loaf of bread and a bottle of milk aren't worth much.
I saw on the forum that Qin Shousheng from the Computer Science Department scammed all his money away. He's probably broke and starving, so he had no choice but to snatch food.
Actually, he has a conscience. Look at all the snacks in my bag—he only took the bread and milk. He wasn't greedy at all.
Compared with the people who scammed away all his money, his character is already very good."
"You're right, Yinyin. I heard Qin Shuguang scammed more than two thousand yuan from him yesterday, even squeezing out every last bit of change. That guy is the real scumbag. Compared to him, this idiot really is a great guy."
Lu Fan, who had not gone far, was grinning from ear to ear. Even he had not expected the identity of an idiot to be so useful. He had stolen their food, yet the two girls were actually praising him.
After walking only a short distance, a tall male student with his arm around a girl blocked his path. Lu Fan looked up, and a foolish grin instinctively appeared on his face. Wasn't his first customer here already?
He recalled that this guy was named Liu something. He had borrowed money from him several times before. Since he was blocking his way now, he had probably run into him and decided to sound him out.
"Classmate Lu Fan, did your aunt give you living expenses again? My mother's diabetes has flared up, and it takes a lot of money every day to keep her going. I haven't eaten for three days. If you have money, could you lend me some?"
The student released his girlfriend and stood before Lu Fan, putting on a pitiful act. Yet the sly grin on his face did not match his words at all.
His girlfriend behind him looked entirely unsurprised. When her gaze swept over Lu Fan, it was filled with contempt and mockery.
Lu Fan wore his trademark foolish smile, but inside he was overjoyed. Now this was more like it. Without people coming to borrow money, how was he supposed to get ten points?
"Borrow money? But... Aunt just transferred me two thousand. That's all I have."
"Just transferred two thousand?"
Student Liu's eyes lit up. He turned around and pinched himself hard, forcing a hint of tears into his eyes before looking pitifully at Lu Fan.
"Classmate Lu Fan, I haven't eaten for three days. I'm starving to death.
My mother's diabetes has gotten worse again. She has to go to the hospital for treatment every few days. Our family really can't hold on anymore.
As classmates, shouldn't you show some kindness and help me out?"
"Uh... I really should help. We're classmates, after all!"
Lu Fan tried his best not to break into laughter. Even if he laughed, he had to make it look like the stupid, absent-minded kind of laugh.
"Exactly, we're classmates. Classmate Lu Fan, hurry up and lend me the money!"
Student Liu impatiently pulled out his payment QR code. His girlfriend also walked over to him with a smile, and Lu Fan's gaze instantly locked onto her impressive chest.
"Holy shit, does her family raise dairy cows or something?"
His eyes shifted, and a wicked little idea came to mind.
"Classmate, Aunt just told me that I can't casually lend money to classmates. If you want to borrow money, you have to trade something for it."
Lu Fan withdrew the phone he had been about to use to scan the code, covering the payment screen with a dazed expression.
Seeing the duck at his mouth fly away, Student Liu was so anxious that he wanted to curse.
"Classmate Lu Fan, what do you want in exchange? My family's money has all gone toward my mother's treatment. I don't have anything valuable."
"Uh..."
Lu Fan's gaze wandered around before finally settling on his girlfriend's chest.
"I want buns. Big white-flour buns!"
"Ah! You stupid idiot, where the fuck are you looking?"
The girl caught Lu Fan staring at her and angrily covered her chest as she started cursing. Student Liu's face instantly darkened as well.
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