Theresa: ???

Theresa stared intently at Cocolia after speaking, knowing from her time as a Trailblazer before this journey that Cocolia would betray them the next day. So, Theresa planned to stir up some major trouble and annoy Cocolia in the process.

Theresa secretly activated Judas, which hung around her neck, and turned on the recording mode, preparing to show Ruan Mei her mother's true nature later.

"Theresa is right. This is why the Antimatter Legion often appears with Stellaron. Because the Stellaron begins to erode and assimilate that world as soon as it invades, helping the Antimatter Legion, which follows the Stellaron's aura, to locate the planet. And the arrival of the Great Cold is the Stellaron's characteristic combined with the great catastrophe born from your planet's terrain!"

"How did I do, Dan Heng?" March 7th asked, looking excitedly at Dan Heng after saying this.

"I didn't expect Little March to be so smart for once. That's rare," Dan Heng agreed, nodding.

"Indeed, it's the first time I've seen such a smart March 7th," Theresa also chimed in with a smile.

"Mhm, March 7th is so smart this time!" Stelle nodded with a smile.

"Hey! What are you guys saying? I've always been incredibly smart, you know. You don't all think I'm a complete idiot, do you?" March 7th retorted, hands on her hips, glaring at everyone. *Silly March 7th, she'll be all smiles with the fun~ "Fun~"*3

However, Dan Heng, Stelle, and Theresa all thought she was.

Cocolia frowned, feeling annoyed by the sudden cheerful visitors. Were they ignoring her?

"Alright, everyone, pay attention. This isn't the Express," Dan Heng reminded the three women. The cheerful atmosphere instantly vanished, and they all looked awkwardly at the scowling Cocolia.

"Ahem, Dan Heng, you should have said something earlier. We almost forgot."

"In any case, Guardian, you can think of us as warm-hearted interstellar travelers who specialize in lending a hand to worlds troubled by Stellaron!" March 7th explained to Cocolia with a smile.

"That's right. After all, we embody the golden spirit of helping others and can't bear to see a perfectly good world ruined by a Stellaron. March 7th and Stelle, do you remember our slogan for helping others?" Theresa's words made March 7th and Stelle's eyes light up.

"Of course, but is it really appropriate to shout it out in such a serious setting?" March 7th asked Theresa quietly, looking at the solemn hall.

"I have no objections," Stelle said cheerfully.

"Ahem, alright then. We are the Astral Express's helpful Stellaron Hunters, passionate about lending a hand to worlds ruined by Stellaron."

"March 7th!"

Under the awkward gazes of Dan Heng and Cocolia, March 7th struck a pose, right hand on her hip, legs together, left hand bent under her chin, standing to the left.

"Stelle!"

Stelle took a stance with legs apart, arms crossed over her chest, a goofy expression on her face, standing to the right, while Dan Heng quickly stepped away.

"Theresa!"

Theresa, with a look of wisdom, crossed her legs and spread her calves, standing between March 7th and Stelle. Then, she chest out, hands on her hips, head held high, the three striking a flamboyant pose together.

"We are the Aid God Combination, dedicated to helping others! In short, the Aid God Combination!" March 7th, Stelle, and Theresa shouted in unison. Something like this, March 7th on the left, Stelle on the right, and the wise Theresa in the middle. ...*2

At this moment, Cocolia and Dan Heng were so embarrassed they could have dug holes in the floor with their toes.

"Are you guys for real?" Cocolia asked, sweating, staring at the amusing trio.

"Sorry, I don't know them," Dan Heng said, quickly distancing himself from the three striking poses like the "Three Brothers Under the Moon."

"Alright, that's enough. Theresa, you've gone silly again, and you've corrupted them," Dan Heng said helplessly after the three dropped their incredibly awkward poses.

"Ahem, you've analyzed the situation very clearly. Yes, we have encountered these disasters, and some are even our current troubles. However, what does this have to do with any of you?"

"Even if there is such a Stellaron that brings disaster, I don't see how it concerns you. I don't believe anyone would go to such lengths to help a world they have no connection with, expecting nothing in return," Cocolia said calmly, shaking her head as she scrutinized them. Her words were mainly directed at Dan Heng, as March 7th and Stelle's antics had made her overlook them.

"You're right. The reason we seek cooperation is ultimately because our interests align—if the Stellaron isn't sealed, we won't be able to leave this planet either," Dan Heng said solemnly.

[You are right, but "Genshin Impact" is a brand-new open-world adventure game developed by miHoYo. The game takes place in a fantasy world called Teyvat, where those chosen by the gods are granted a "Vision," the guiding element of power. You will play as a mysterious character named "Traveler," encountering companions with unique personalities and abilities on your journey, defeating powerful enemies together, finding your lost family—and gradually uncovering the truth of "Genshin Impact."]

Inside Theresa's consciousness, the mischievous Herta Space Station System suddenly malfunctioned, seemingly triggered by Theresa's mention of the Aid God Combination, and blurted out this sentence, nearly making Theresa burst out laughing.

"Please help us."

Stelle looked at Cocolia seriously and said.

[Help me, Ms. Cocolia!]

The Herta Space Station System shouted in Clara's voice. Theresa no longer dared to speak, afraid she would burst out laughing because her system had started acting up.

Enough, stop having an episode. I don't want to suddenly burst out laughing in front of everyone!

Theresa shouted angrily in her mind.

[Hehe, playing Genshin Impact~]

[Ding dong, a new fun quest has arrived: Scare Cocolia. Reward: Belobog's True Words of Eating: Chop off your head, and then you can eat these!]

The Herta Space Station System said excitedly. Its words made Theresa's eyes light up.

Author's note: I've returned to playing Genshin Impact myself.

"Yes, please help us. We truly wish to be able to help this ravaged world, so that your world will no longer be affected by Abyss Monsters and the Great Cold. Guardian, you don't want Belobog to be buried by snow, do you?"

Theresa said, staring at Cocolia with intelligent eyes.

"..."

Cocolia's expression shifted upon hearing this.

"Do you... really have a way to seal that thing called a Stellaron?"

Cocolia asked with some anticipation.

"We have the means."

"I can eat it!"

Dan Heng and Theresa said at the same time.

"???" *4

Everyone looked at the excited Theresa in confusion.

"????"

Theresa looked at everyone with extremely intelligent eyes, puzzled.

Does this chapter have any fun yet?

Daily meme. Theresa, use your money power!~