Invincible Underworld Fire Aunt

"Ahaha, the Stellaron Hunters' demolition crew is here! (〃'▽'〃)"

"And the author decided to make a ridiculously over-the-top version of the Goethe Hotel's owner. After all, her original delicate and pitiful appearance made the author's blood pressure spike."

"Alright, let's go down, or we won't be able to leave if more people show up," Theresa called out quickly. Bronya nodded, then smiled and picked up Theresa. March 7th and Stelle watched the amusing scene with smiles.

"Hey, Bronya, put me down!" Theresa shouted, blushing, in Bronya's arms. Bronya smiled and shook her head, unwilling to let go of Theresa. After all, Theresa was so fragrant, soft, and considerate; she liked her so much!

"Ooh hoo!" "Ooh hoo!" "Ah, I'm dead!" "They're so beautiful!"

As soon as Bronya and the others appeared, the people in the lower city couldn't stop exclaiming, and many young, spirited lads were left grinning foolishly at the girls' beauty.

"..." "Let's get off the vehicle quickly."

Dan Heng calmly endured the angry and jealous gazes of the people. He had inexplicably become a target again, simply because he was standing next to the girls.

"Damn it, so enviable!" "That silver-haired girl is so pretty!" "That white-haired loli she's holding is too cute!" "Wow, you guy, five years to start!" "Cure for loli-cons, one bullet at a time!"

The people in the lower city shouted noisily, but as the girls got off the vehicle, they all silently retreated. They felt inferior, like commoners who dared not defile them, so as Bronya carried Theresa, with March 7th and Stelle, they all pushed aside.

"..."

Dan Heng followed behind them helplessly, enduring everyone's laser-like stares. The envious and jealous gazes of those young lads made him extremely exasperated.

"Hello there, we're from the upper city and accidentally came here. Could you introduce us to a place to stay?" Theresa said somewhat shyly to everyone. Her soft and cute voice made everyone smile with delight.

"I'll do it! I know a place, follow me!" "The abacus beads have already popped onto my face!" "Is the place you're talking about your house?" "Get lost, you scoundrel, you're ruining my good deed!"

The young lads started arguing angrily.

"We just want to find a hotel to stay in for a while," March 7th quickly called out. Hearing this, everyone reluctantly pointed towards the Goethe Hotel in the distance. Compared to the luxurious Goethe Hotel in the upper city, this one looked much more run-down.

"Thank you, everyone, let's go!" March 7th called out politely, leading Bronya, the Theresa she was holding, Stelle, and the Dan Heng who was being glared at with jealousy by everyone, to the Goethe Hotel. The crowd dispersed reluctantly, as with Underworld Fire around, they wouldn't dare cause trouble.

Although many people wanted to pet the extremely cute Theresa, they only thought about it.

The group of five arrived at the Goethe Hotel, and the proprietress happily greeted them.

"Oh my, such beautiful young ladies! Are you here to check in? Come to Auntie, the original price is thirty Belobog Shields a day, but for you girls, it's only ten Belobog Shields a day, and meals are included!"

"And Auntie's place is protected by Underworld Fire, so no one dares to cause trouble. You girls don't have to be afraid, Auntie won't let them mess around!" the proprietress shouted excitedly. Bronya put Theresa down. Theresa breathed a sigh of relief and took small, dainty steps towards the proprietress, who looked as if she had been utterly charmed. Theresa felt a slight prickle on her scalp from the proprietress's smiling, doting expression.

"Auntie, hello. We'd like to stay here for a while, is that okay?" Theresa said nervously, smiling at the cheerful Goethe Hotel proprietress.

"Oh my, what are you saying, my little cutie? Auntie is definitely willing!"

"You really are from the upper city, so handsome! You're such a sight for sore eyes!"

"Come, come, girls, follow Auntie. I guarantee no one will bother you!"

"Hmm?"

"What are you looking at! Want to eat a broom?"

The proprietress's expression suddenly turned fierce as she saw some young lads hiding in the distance watching them, rolling up their sleeves. Her strong, thick arms were as large as her thighs. The fierce look in her eyes made those young lads from the lower city shiver.

After all, the proprietress's combat power was no joke. Once, a rat tried to sneak into her hotel to make a home inside, but it was kicked onto the road by the enraged proprietress. Then, she roared and leaped up, swinging her broom with all her might and slamming it onto the ground. With a loud bang! The broom broke, the ground cracked, and the rat became a flattened pancake.

From then on, no one dared to provoke her.

"Hey~ Girls, don't be afraid. Auntie is a good person, and she's also a member of Underworld Fire!" The proprietress said with a pleasant smile as she looked at Theresa and the others harmoniously. Then she scrutinized Dan Heng, who calmly met her gaze.

"Girls, is he with you?"

The old woman, holding a broom, asked Dan Heng.

"..."

Dan Heng was exasperated. Why was he met with hostility everywhere he went in the lower city? Was it just because he wasn't a cute girl?

"Yes, Dan Heng is with us! He's our companion!"

March 7th quickly called out, and Theresa nodded in agreement. Although a part of her, the mischievous one, really wanted to see the funny scene of the old woman kicking Dan Heng out, she had promised Old Yang that she would never use their own people for entertainment.

So, Theresa only thought about it.

"Oh, I see. I misjudged you, young man. You look like a decent fellow. Good, good. I have high hopes for you~"

Thump, thump, thump!

The Goethe Hotel proprietress patted Dan Heng's shoulder with her palm, which was as big as a fan, and laughed. Dan Heng nodded with a pained expression, rubbing his aching shoulder. He swore that being hit by the Antimatter Legion didn't hurt as much as the old woman's pat!

"Heh heh, what do you girls want to eat? I'll make it for you!"

The old woman excitedly gestured various fitness moves and laughed, her bulging, firm muscles making everyone's scalp tingle.

"We had some kind of 'cave-roasted newt' and 'rock-dwelling crab' at the Goethe Hotel in the upper city. Do you have anything like that here?"

March 7th timidly asked the old woman, who was still demonstrating fitness moves.

"Aha! Of course! And the Goethe Hotel up there is related to us through the Goethe family."

"But the food here is much more authentic than what they make!"

The old woman said excitedly. Theresa quickly stood on tiptoe and handed the eight-foot-tall old woman a stack of Belobog Shields.

"Here, ma'am. This is for our accommodation. By the way, is it 300 per person? We're staying for a month."

Theresa asked, still on tiptoe as she handed the old woman a stack of Belobog Shield currency.

"Eh, that's right, little darling! Let Auntie hug you!"

The old woman picked up Theresa and laughed heartily. Theresa didn't dare to resist at all. She felt like she was lying on a body built of reinforced concrete, and the firm embrace made her scalp tingle.

{Is the prank version of the Goethe Hotel proprietress funny?}

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