"Heaven is dead; the Yellow Heaven shall rise!"
A young man's shout echoed through the pitch-black, silent room.
All of a sudden, a glow lit up the center of the room. Even more astonishingly, the light continuously flickered between green and blue until, at last, specks of purple light settled on the screen.
There stood a white-haired girl dressed in something resembling a Western adventurer's outfit. Beneath her were five large words—Valkyrie Ranger.
"Fuck me! Another guaranteed pull?! This isn't scientific! It isn't mystical either!"
Seeing the Ranger on the screen, a shadow beside the light let out a miserable cry and lunged forward. "My two hundred and eighty! Why am I an African?! Didn't I burn incense and take a bath...?"
For a moment, the shadow recalled the terror of being ruled by Mihoyo...
With a slap, the shadow switched on the room's lights.
Only then did the shadow reveal his true appearance.
He was twenty-seven or twenty-eight, fairly decent-looking, with what could barely count as sharply defined features. However, he clearly had not groomed himself in some time, and his chin was covered in stubble. Wearing pajamas, he looked like he had just gotten out of bed.
"I'm telling you! Even if I suffocate to death today, refuse to grind the Abyss, and jump off the Hyperion, I will never touch Honkai Impact 3rd again!"
Xu Yanwu pointed at his phone and shouted furiously, completely unaware that there might have been something wrong with his words.
More than ten minutes later, when Xu Yanwu came out of the kitchen carrying instant noodles, he saw that his phone screen was still lit and unconsciously swallowed.
"I... I don't want to play Honkai Impact 3rd... I just wanted to wait for the instant noodles to soften while checking out the Honkai Impact 3rd manga..."
As he spoke, Xu Yanwu extended his sinful right hand and slowly reached for the phone that had witnessed his path to becoming Africa's greatest chieftain.
The instant Xu Yanwu's finger touched the phone screen, his entire body suddenly froze.
The instant noodles he had been holding steadily spilled all over the floor because of his rigid body, and the rich scent of pickled mustard greens immediately filled the room.
"May all things in this world protect you..."
Xu Yanwu seemed to hear such a voice, but he did not want to care about it anymore, nor was he able to care. He... passed out.
"I can... fuck your mother..."
A woman floated in the sky.
Her battle dress of white and purple was beautiful yet majestic. Not a trace of human emotion could be seen in her pale golden eyes. The halo above her head and the wings spread behind her gave mortals an irresistible urge to worship her.
Below her lay a devastated ruin, along with the people standing amid it.
There was an Asian girl with long purple hair, a striking red-haired woman wielding a greatsword, a silver-haired little nun holding a cross even taller than herself, a girl with pale gray twin tails curled like drill bits who held a doll in her arms, and the delicate-looking blue-haired girl beside her.
The woman in the sky looked at them... as though a god were looking down upon humanity.
The tense atmosphere between them made it seem as though a battle could break out at any moment.
Well... it really would have started, if not for that blue hole of light suddenly appearing between them.
"Holy shit! Where is this?"
A man's voice suddenly rang out across the battlefield.
A few seconds after the blue hole appeared, it spat out a person with a puff, sending him plummeting from dozens of meters in the air.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh—" "Splat."
"Ugh..."
The gruesome sight was so unbearable that the girls in the ruins could barely stand to look at it.
Though it was not the first time they had seen something like this.
Xu Renshuang: Very good. The protagonist died from a fall right at the beginning. The whole story is over. Congratulations.
Xu Yanwu: Fuck! What kind of opening death is this?! That wasn't what you said when we signed the contract...
"A man... who appeared out of nowhere?"
The girls were slightly surprised. After all, men were exceedingly rare in the world as it stood.
Yet when the woman in the sky saw Xu Yanwu fall to his death, her pupils involuntarily contracted.
From that meat patty on the ground, she had actually sensed a threat?
"Ah... it hurts..."
Xu Yanwu's pained groan came from that mangled mass of flesh and blood. His horrifying body began to squirm continuously, trying to knit itself back together.
"What kind of monster is this?"
Clearly, Xu Yanwu squirming like a slime was mistaken by the girls for some newly appeared monster...
Of course, no monster could compare to the one floating in the sky... the Herrscher of the End.
"W-Where... is this?"
Xu Yanwu's body had finally finished reassembling, but his pajamas had been reduced to ragged scraps that could barely cover Xu Zifu's lower half.
He laboriously climbed up from the ground and stared blankly at his body. Had he just... revived? Or was he immortal?
He looked up at the floating Herrscher of the End, then at the group of beautiful girls behind him, and his body immediately shuddered.
"Fuck? I transmigrated?"
"That can't be right. I didn't do anything, so how did I transmigrate? At least I should've been hit by a truck or something, right?"
"Transmigrating while making instant noodles... wouldn't that nail me to the pillar of shame for transmigrators?"
Although Xu Yanwu said all that, the more he observed, the more alarmed he became. Why did this scene look so familiar...
It seemed... he had seen this image on his phone before...
That white-haired girl floating in the sky while wearing a skirt... wasn't that fucking Kiana Herrscher?!!
Wow, I can see them! Blue-and-white stripes! So sexy, so sexy!
Ahem... now was not the time to look at blue-and-white stripes...
Once Xu Yanwu came to his senses, he realized that the place he was in now... seemed rather dangerous?
Didn't Kiana Herrscher appear at the end of Honkai Gakuen 2?! So the world was about to be ended by Kiana Herrscher??
No way??? Even if I transmigrated here to save the world, shouldn't I at least have been given some time to prepare?
Starting out by facing the world's final Boss head-on, followed immediately by the destruction of the world—what kind of situation was this?
Although countless thoughts flashed through Xu Yanwu's mind, when he actually spoke, he was so frightened that he stuttered.
"K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K... Kiana? Herrscher of the End??!"
In response, a massive spear continuously gathered and solidified in the Herrscher of the End's hand.
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