The original meme came from Bilibili av83701473. I recommend watching both together.
Cocolia peeked from around the corner. What was Xu Yanwu doing now?
Xu Yanwu sharpened a pencil beside the desk.
Cocolia: "Hm? What are you doing?"
Cocolia: "I'll give him a scare."
Cocolia covered Xu Yanwu's eyes. "Who am I?"
Xu Yanwu pressed down on Cocolia's hand. "Ah, damn... who could it be?"
"With hands this strong, it must be a Honkai Beast."
Cocolia: "If you're joking, I'll snap your neck."
Xu Yanwu: "Of course I'm joking."
Cocolia: "Then guess now."
A period of silence.
Cocolia: "Did you fall asleep?"
Xu Yanwu: "Oh, I dozed off for a bit. I've probably been too tired lately."
Cocolia: "Answer me now."
Xu Yanwu: "What was the question again?"
Cocolia: "What else could it be? Who am I?"
Xu Yanwu: "Who else could you be? Of course, you're one of us fighting the Honkai."
Cocolia: "Look at this old bastard racking his brains."
Xu Yanwu: "Dear, let go now. It feels like you're about to gouge out my eyeballs."
Cocolia: "Who's 'dear'?"
Xu Yanwu: "What kind of crap is that? Who else could 'dear' be?"
Cocolia cut him off. "Shut up and say my name."
Xu Yanwu fell silent for the second time.
Xu Yanwu: "Phone a friend: Schicksal—" "There's no such thing!" Cocolia interrupted his cast.
Xu Yanwu: "Do you really think I don't know?"
Cocolia: "Stop playing tricks, you old bastard."
Xu Yanwu: "You're doubting me right now, aren't you?!"
Cocolia: "Is it really that hard to say a name?"
Xu Yanwu: "This isn't about the name. This is about the trust between us!"
Cocolia: "What? Then let's see this through. I'll bet my left thumb that you don't know my name. What will you bet?"
Xu Yanwu: