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Xu Nan immediately became furious. "What do you mean by 'the law doesn't punish the most serious offenses'? Has nine years of compulsory education been reduced to just physiology classes?"

He grabbed the fat man and pulled out a brand new work ID:

"I am a police officer."

The fat man stared wide-eyed, examining it for a moment before saying, "This is a student ID card."

Xu Nan calmly slipped the student card back and replaced it with a proper ID.

"Anyway, this area will be under my control from now on. For any matters related to professionals, you can notify me or my subordinates."

"I am also a student at the Shang University, so please don't have any barriers or obstacles."

"In the end, before they awaken, professionals are just ordinary people."

Taking this opportunity, Xu Nan simply greeted the nearby residents.

Everyone has a good impression of Xu Nan.

The Salted Fish Three Brothers twisted in disbelief. There was no way around it; being handsome gave them an advantage, even when serving as lackeys of the imperial court.

The hot pot restaurant owner was a middle-aged woman who didn't look like someone to mess with. She spoke Mandarin with a strong southwestern accent, and her intonation was so dramatic that she was practically pointing her finger at the fat man and yelling at him.

She explained the whole story to Xu Nan.

The fat man came in and started eating like crazy. She immediately sensed something was wrong and secretly kept an eye on him. It turned out he ate for three hours straight, then ran away as fast as he could...

As a professional, this fat man was naturally very skilled, and his agility was astonishing. The proprietress didn't want to chase after him immediately when she saw that he was no ordinary person. Who knew that this guy was so fat that he got stuck in the door!

It was only then that she remembered the help hotline that Thousand Rays Society had distributed yesterday and sought assistance from the New Neighborhood Committee.

When Xu Nan and the others arrived, the fat man had barely managed to squeeze out of the door. He was covered in sweat, so it must have been quite a struggle for him.

Faced with the landlady's accusations, the fat man acted like a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water, which was extremely annoying.

Do you have anything to say in your rebuttal?

Xu Nan asked calmly.

He had already used his Appraisal Technique to check; this guy was also a sorcerer, but his level was very low, only level one.

"Everything Sakura does is real. As a professional, don't I deserve even this much benefit? I only ate some food from her house; I can pay her back later!"

The fat man spoke with righteous indignation.

The onlookers all showed expressions of disdain and indignation.

Even the Salted Fish Three Brothers couldn't resist wanting to hit him. The Kangaroo was already doing it.

Xu Nan stopped the Kangaroo, his expression calm:

"Liu Jian, warlock, a failed Glutton Bloodline awakening... I just looked at your registration information, so this approach won't work on me."

"Tsk tsk tsk, your resume is quite astonishing. You have repeatedly failed to keep a record of eating, and you were even detained for half a month. During that half month, the food expenses in the detention center increased significantly, so they released you again."

Xu Nan is now a formal member of Thousand Rays Society. His mobile phone can directly connect to Thousand Rays Society's database. Depending on his access level, he can access a lot of information, including the fat man in front of him who has committed a crime.

"What's wrong? You're a professional, yet you're so unambitious? Are you addicted to being unemployed?"

Liu Jian immediately flew into a rage, veins bulging on his forehead:

"Who said I'm unemployed? I'm a football player!"

Xu Nan said in surprise, "With your physique, you're not suited to throwing a game, are you? It's too obvious."

The fat man's face flushed red. "Who threw the game?! I won't allow you to insult my dream."

"Actually, I'm a goalkeeper. If I get fat enough, I'll be able to cover the entire goal, and then my defense will be impenetrable!"

"Those who laughed at me, if they want to score a goal, they'll have to ask my fat!"

Everyone around was stunned. Looking at the fat man's body, which was as round as a ball, they suddenly felt that his dream was not so far away after all.

Wang Dongdong couldn't help but applaud his dream.

Xu Nan glared at the unreliable Dual-Blade Ranger, then looked at the fat man:

"I don't care about your dreams, but what about this meal tonight? What are you going to do with it?"

The fat man said guiltily, "I have no money. I have nothing, I'm penniless. I originally planned to eat this nice meal and then commit suicide."

"And now?" Xu Nan sneered.

"After eating my fill, I don't want to die anymore." The fat man looked aggrieved. "The team doesn't want me anymore, and I have nowhere to go. Could you please be kind enough to take me in? Don't let my size fool you, I don't eat much..."

Wang Dongdong seemed to have suddenly gained a boost in intelligence, and whispered in someone's ear, "Boss, this might be a trap!"

Other residents also advised, "Don't believe him. This man is as fat as a rat; he's obviously not a good person!"

To everyone's surprise Xu Nan actually nodded in agreement:

"Alright then, you'll follow me from now on, and I'll give you a chance at a new life!"

"I'll pay for your meal."

The fat man looked surprised, then a sly and smug glint flashed in his eyes as he shamelessly ran to Xu Nan's side. "Big brother, I'm actually still hungry..."

Xu Nan chuckled and paid the bill for him, waving her hand dismissively:

"No problem, eat as much as you want, just come with me after you're done eating!"

The fat man beamed with joy. "Big Brother is brilliant!"

The onlookers all looked at Xu Nan as if he were a sucker, and even Ning Le couldn't stand it anymore and nudged Xu Nan's waist:

"Boss, this guy is trying to freeload and take advantage of you!"

Wang Dongdong nodded and stared at Li Jingran: "Why don't you try to persuade the boss? Is he having second thoughts?"

Li Jingran, holding his longsword, watched Xu Nan and the fat man stride away and sneered:

"When have you ever seen your boss let someone take advantage of him?"

Wang Dongdong and Ning Le were both taken aback, thinking to themselves:

We're all just average folks, you shouldn't have an IQ above our average level!

As night fell, in a secluded spot, the fat man was frantically shoveling a huge pile of potato chips.

Cluster is the most desolate area in the University City, deserted and perfect for staging certain R-rated films.

Xu Nan asked with a smile, "Are you full?"

The fat man grinned. "Not full, but almost full. You're such a good person, brother. I'll light a stick of incense for you at home later!"

Xu Nan smiled and said, "No need for the Longevity Incense. I will give you a chance for a new life, and I will definitely keep my word."

"You need to be prepared, because this kind of opportunity doesn't come every time!"

The fat man solemnly replied, "No problem! I'll do whatever you tell me to do, Big Brother!"

Xu Nan nodded. "That's good."

The next second, a bright blue light suddenly appeared in his hand.

With the powerful infusion of magic, an unstable portal immediately took shape!

The fat man's eyelids twitched. "Big brother, what are you doing... You're not going to use me for human experiments, are you?"

Xu Nan retorted angrily, "Do I look like that kind of person?"

"Go in. I'll give you a chance at a new life. I'm not kidding you."

The fat man seemed to understand something, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He hugged Xu Nan's leg and cried bitterly, "Big brother, I don't want to go! I just want to follow you and be your slave for life!"

If someone who didn't know the truth saw this acting, they would think the two had been brothers for decades.

Xu Nan sighed, "In your condition, Earth can no longer accommodate you. The only way to repair a failed bloodline awakening is to go to a place where the laws are more perfect, understand?"

The fat man stood there, stunned.

While he was in a daze, Xu Nan kicked him into the teleportation portal and then activated the teleportation!

The fat man's scream had barely begun when he vanished from the spot.

Xu Nan looked pained. "Brother, this is for your own good!"

Not long after, a message in a bottle appeared in the portal!

[The person has been received; 1/5 of the spots are available this month.]

Xu Nan smiled and began writing a note:

"Shall we make the payment as agreed?"

The portal seems to have stabilized quite a bit lately, and the number of messages in bottles that can be sent each time has increased. Although City Lord Xu is very busy, his flirtatious chatter with Prince Caesar has never stopped, and the two have reached an agreement on the number of teleportation slots for this month.

The message in the bottle returned very quickly:

"No problem."

In another world, in Icewind Territory, Changfeng Tuo glared angrily at the round, fat man on the ground:

"Your Princess, are you really going to keep your agreement with Xu Nan? This man is too cunning!"

The Fourth Princess remained expressionless. "What else? Are you going to back out?"

"Let's pay him the full amount of the Amethyst Pearl as agreed."

Changfeng Tuo scratched his hair in frustration:

"My mistake. I thought he offered to exchange the teleporter's weight for the Amethyst Pearl because heavier adult men would need to expend more magic power..."

"I can't believe it! Go weigh this fat guy and find out how much he weighs!"

The fat guy timidly raised his hand:

"My older brother weighed me when he brought me here, here I am."

He also had a ticket for a weighing machine in his pocket.

Over 500 jin (approximately 250 kg). That means five kilograms of Amethyst Pearl!

Changfeng Tuo remained silent.

On the contrary, the Fourth Princess was much more indifferent. "It's alright. According to your Earthly way of doing things, just consider it as buying bones with a thousand pieces of gold."

"Next time, he won't send over another fat guy, will he?"

However, she clearly underestimated Rao's integrity.

Earth, in the underground city.

Xu Nan skillfully opened Baidu and began searching.

How to put an elephant through a door

The agreement between Xu Nan and Caesar was that only professionals could exchange for Amethyst Pearl, while ordinary people could only exchange for ordinary pearls.

An elephant isn't a professional, of course, but he could find a druid who can Transformation Technique!

Unfortunately, I haven't met the right one yet.

He wandered around the underground city for a while and, seeing that Tom and Lina were getting along well, felt somewhat relieved.

Just then, he bumped into Qin Lele, who seemed to have returned from nowhere. The City Management Captain was eating as he walked, a roast chicken in his left hand and a can of cola in his right.

Xu Nan asked in surprise, "Comrade Qin Lele, what's wrong with you lately? You seem to be having extra meals a lot more often?"

Qin Lele, with a chicken leg in her mouth, mumbled, "What's wrong? People like us get hungry easily, so it's normal to have extra meals."

Xu Nan thought for a moment, "Is it because of puberty?"

Qin Lele spat out the bone. "Haven't you heard of 'being poor and starving'? 'Poor' means that people like us get hungry easily!"

She then proudly patted her chest.

Xu Nan was stunned. This child had been carrying around an idiom dictionary lately, and he thought he had changed his personality. He never expected him to become a new generation of idiom genius.

Qin Lele was clearly very busy; after finishing the roast chicken, she disappeared somewhere.

In the vast underground city, only City Lord Xu remained.

He opened QQ, which he hadn't used in a long time, out of boredom, and just then, a familiar avatar lit up.

Your friend, Bei Feng, is now online.

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