Come to My Room!

Xu Nan never expected that the Celestial Spirit consciousness in the Azure Dreamland, who should still be in a daze, would throw him onto the Eiffel Tower's lightning rod!

No wonder he always felt unsteady on his feet.

Fortunately, he had the magic carpet.

At times like these, he was always especially grateful to Stephenson's alchemists. If it were Jiang Yuanchi -off magic carpet, he might not have been able to return to China in a long time!

He looked down and saw that there weren't many people at the foot of the Eiffel Tower at dawn.

This task seems feasible!

What's wrong? We're allowed to build a 1,000-foot-tall male genital symbol, but we're not allowed to let loose here? (Note 1.)

Xu Nan accepted the task immediately; it was one of the few tasks he wouldn't hesitate to take!

Then...

He ran to the Eiffel Tower's restroom and happily peed!

Well, the mission didn't specify where you had to let loose. The restrooms on the Eiffel Tower count as part of the tower!

Xu Nan isn't stupid. If he really messed up, what if he got caught on satellite and became famous? He's a member of the Thousand Rays Society, and he went abroad to cause trouble without reporting to the organization. What if it turned into an international incident?

Xu Nan wasn't afraid of trouble; he just wanted to avoid it as much as possible!

Furthermore, exploiting vulnerabilities in one's own system... doesn't count as exploiting vulnerabilities.

Sure enough, after coming out of the restroom and greeting the French-speaking security guard who looked surprised, Xu Nan successfully completed her task.

You have earned 20 Shame Points.

You have acquired the feat - Nature Affinity (Druid)

The system notification seemed rather reluctant.

Xu Nan boarded the magic carpet and made her escape before the foolish French police could react.

He was observing his new specialty from high above.

[Nature Affinity: Your affinity with creatures in nature has greatly increased, making you suitable for taming animals, planting crops, etc.]

To put it bluntly, it's the specialty that Bei Feng needs most. Xu Nan thought it was just so-so. In terms of practicality, it might not be as powerful as Flying on Water Grass!

Anyway, it was a pleasant surprise. Xu Nan sat on the magic carpet, roughly locked onto a direction, and began the long journey to the international flight school.

He stopped greeting the international flights that passed by, after all, what if he scared people and caused the plane to crash?

It was at this moment that Xu Nan suddenly realized that his Activity Points had accumulated to a staggering three million!

This is a terrifyingly large sum of money.

"What's going on? Was the system recently optimized? The user experience is terrible!"

Xu Nan was somewhat surprised. No wonder he wasn't sensitive to the changes in points. The notification box that reminded him of the increase in points had changed to a very small font and a light grayish-white color. If Xu Nan hadn't specifically opened the system, he wouldn't have been able to see it!

In response, Xu Nan skillfully opened the report button and casually wrote an essay to express her reaction.

There's no way around it, this kind of optimization is just too inconvenient. As Public Opinion Representative, Xu Nan naturally has to communicate more with the higher-ups.

Then he happily clicked on the automatic lottery draw.

As for the source of the points, Xu Nan hasn't figured it out yet, but if you don't understand something, don't bother with it. Even if it's a bug, it's better to strike first!

Xu Nan then drew a ticket.

After exhausting all three million points, Xu Nan's private storage warehouse was filled with countless [Goblin's Toenail Fungus].

"Wow, this Thirteenth Alchemy Center is something else. They've prepared such a thorough supply of basic materials."

This time, Xu Nan only managed to pull out a few magical equipment items and one rare item, [Bilson's Magic Flute], which left him quite dissatisfied.

It seems I still need to work harder in the future.

However, showing off is definitely not his forte. Xu Nan felt a little sad; these are things you really can't force.

As he was thinking this, he simply stopped the magic carpet and looked down at the ground. As a result, a turbid river was rolling in, and traces of primate inhabitants appeared on both sides of the land!

They multiplied and grew up beside this great river.

Someone was using the toilet by the river upstream.

People downstream are drawing water from the river.

Women washed clothes by the river, some held water burials on the banks, and numerous factories discharged wastewater into the river.

Xu Nan was stunned as he looked around. Where had he flown to? Even the Yellow River, no matter how yellow, shouldn't be this muddy!

It took him a while to realize that he had gone astray!

However, having finally managed to visit, Xu Nan couldn't resist taking a photo and adding a vivid caption to it, preparing to post it on Weibo.

Drink this bowl of the Ganges River water, and in the next life... never mind, you guys drink it, I'll do as I please...

Unfortunately, Xu Nan didn't have internet access while abroad, so she could only save it as a draft.

When Xu Nan turned north and passed through the neighboring Jiangdong Province, he took the opportunity to investigate the local conditions and found that the invasion of alien species had indeed had a great impact on the province.

Since everyone had wild game to eat, they temporarily spared the Fujianese neighbors...

After much trouble, Xu Nan finally returned to H City, but it was already close to dark.

He was actually a little conflicted.

Whether it's the Himalayan Mountains or the Eiffel Tower, he can come back alive, even if the long flight is tiring; but what if the Protoss are unhappy and throw him into the Mariana Trench?

After returning to China, he contacted everyone and found that the others had returned from Azure Dreamland safely at home, and Qin Lele was even fast asleep in her bed.

I'm all alone, flying around everywhere in the north and south...

Why should we treat them differently?

Is it because I received an extra divine favor? Why is the Celestial Spirit so angry?

Putting these doubts aside, Xu Nan began to stroll through the streets of H City.

Today is December 24, 2019. It's Christmas Eve when businesses love to launch their marketing campaigns.

As Xu Nan walked through the streets of the University City, she saw young girls shyly handing love letters and apples to their beloved boyfriends, middle-aged men struggling to earn extra money by playing Santa Claus, and well-matched couples lovingly embracing each other under the Christmas tree.

The heavy snowflakes fell gently, and it was time to put on a down jacket again.

Although it's a foreign holiday, it's quite popular in China.

As Xu Nan walked down the street, feeling the joyful atmosphere, she felt a little melancholy.

He wasn't jealous that everyone else had girlfriends while he only had a Harem Group...

What he cares about is the "The Second Day" after Christmas Eve!

If the future he foresaw remains unchanged, the Second Day, December 29th, will be the day the Pro Gods learn from their past mistakes and leverage the dimensional levers to further transform Earth!

Numerous Plane Bubble were subsequently generated; more powerful second-tier monsters officially appeared on Earth; and even South America was moved away from its sister continent due to severe tectonic plate movements.

In other words, the Earth is about to "expand".

In terms of civilization, the Naga Clan will first appear in southern Australia, marking the first contact between civilized races of the Pro World and Earth's inhabitants.

A global panic is on the horizon.

This may be the last peaceful holiday that people can enjoy.

The last Christmas Eve.

In the chaos that followed, there would be no peace to speak of.

Therefore, Xu Nan could only treat himself with the strictest requirements. Even the demanding and perverse requirement of wearing women's clothing was something he could only endure with tears of humiliation in his heart!

He had no choice but to do this to become stronger!

He stood under the Christmas tree of a Western dessert shop, and before he knew it, his eyes were already moist.

The receptionist seemed to be a middle-aged woman overflowing with maternal love; she rushed over and said enthusiastically:

"Why are you crying, young man? Don't you young people love Christmas the most? Oh, did you have a fight with your family? Why don't you come in and sit down? I'll get you some bread."

Xu Nan for a long time without much rest, and he did look quite down and out, about on par with a homeless person.

He rubbed his eyes. "It's nothing, it's just that the thought of having to wear women's clothes later makes me a little uncomfortable."

The middle-aged woman shouted, "Get lost, you pervert!"

"Don't interfere with my business!"

Xu Nan was shocked. He was still thinking that with his charm, it shouldn't be that bad, when his phone started shaking wildly!

It turns out everyone was talking about themselves in the group chat.

[Qin Lele: Where did the group admin go? We can't wait to see you in women's clothing!]

[Jiang Yuanchi: We're all here. Your party should be starting soon, right?]

[Ning Le: Luckily, you're all paying attention to the boss... Waaaaah... I'm a dignified seven-foot man...]

Xu Nan smiled, found a dark corner, Hagrid's Flicker Spell, and returned to Linxia City.

The Christmas Eve party was Xu Nan's idea, and it was held at his former home.

This time, we not only invited members of Linxia City, but also some other friends. We just don't know if they will come.

For Xu Nan, this was a perfectly legitimate opportunity to complete her cross-dressing performance.

Because the theme of this Christmas Eve party is gender swapping!

Every boy attending the party must dress as a girl; the girls, on the other hand, must dress as men and be more masculine!

Everyone found it quite interesting, and Xu Nan's insidious plan naturally succeeded.

Next, it will be time to wear women's clothing legitimately.

Of course, meeting the criteria of "outshining all others" is a bit demanding. Finding a makeup artist during a major holiday is not easy.

Xu Nan made a tough decision and bought herself a red backless dress, an elegant choker, and of course, cute high heels. Then there was the jewelry.

After taking care of all that, Xu Nan used a disguise technique on himself to make his face look better.

Unfortunately, no matter how he tried, it didn't look good, so he had no choice but to ask someone else for help.

He thought about it and realized he didn't have a particularly good candidate. Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck him and he thought of an excellent candidate!

He picked up his phone and quickly sent WeChat:

"Could you do my makeup? I don't have high expectations, just want to be prettier than all the women at tonight's party."

Xin'er: Not school.

Xu Nan was a little puzzled. Logically speaking, Xin'er was very good at makeup, and she also knew about the party she was hosting.

He pondered for a moment, then revised his wording:

"As long as she's prettier than other women, that's enough, except for you."

Xin'er: Come to my room.

Note 1: From The Da Vinci Code, the original text is as follows. "Symbolists often say that France, a country known for its masculinity, its indulgence in women, and its short and insecure leaders like Napoleon and Pepin the Short, is perfectly suited to choose a thousand-foot-tall male genitalia as its national symbol." [Note: I've calculated the cost, but it's still not included!]