The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 159

Is It Too Late to Send Rockets Now?

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Xu Nan was startled.

Not to mention that this muscular man's ugly appearance practically screams "devil" on his face, just the long, fleshy thing coiled around his waist is enough to make one's heart race and feel utterly bewildered!

At first, Xu Nan thought it was some unforgivable evil thing, but later he found out it was actually the tongue of a demon... No wonder this guy's words were so unclear and ridiculous.

"Is this the place?" Xu Nan decided to be vague.

The muscular man probably saw Xu Nan desperately rushing into the Blue Crystal pillar and assumed he was one of them, so he wasn't on guard and just chuckled:

"I don't know. The orders from above are for us to charge in. The deeper we go, the closer we get to victory!"

"We should break through the next layer of defense. Look, there's a membrane there. Watch me break through it!"

The muscular man swaggered past the ugly statue, and amidst the eerie music, prepared to venture deeper into this wondrous place.

Xu Nan also saw it; it was a thin, faint blue membrane that seemed to contain flowing liquid and emitted an alluring blue glow.

In that instant, Xu Nan felt a surge of intense indignation and dissatisfaction.

He even forgot that he came in to negotiate with the Protoss and ask them to help send him back to Earth. He only wanted to stop this evil spirit from invading the Azure Dreamland!

That's what he did. When the muscular man was about to strike the membrane, he found himself unable to move!

"Why are you biting my tongue with your mouth?" the muscular man asked, turning around in surprise.

Since Xu Nan was an oriole and couldn't use her claws, she could only use her beak to grab the evil spirit's tongue.

He flapped his wings with all his might, trying to pull the muscular man to Safe Zone, shouting angrily as he flew, "Get back, this is mine!"

His reason was gradually defeated by his intense possessiveness, and he frantically tried to drag the evil spirit away from the edge of that membrane!

Xu Nan didn't understand where this emotion came from. He was clearly conscious, yet he couldn't stop the strange changes in his body.

He could only explain it as the instinctive protection that the Initiate Sorcerer identity provided to the Protoss!

I cannot allow evil spirits to desecrate the Celestial Spirits I protect to my face! The adorable Celestial Spirit loli is mine! Yes, that must be it!

Then Xu Nan was dragged into that strange membrane along with the evil spirit.

"Waaaaah..."

The weak and powerless oriole was dragged by the burly man, letting out a furious cry.

"Stop tickling me! We're all on the same side, so don't try to hoard the benefits!"

The muscular guy had a really good mentality. After breaking through the strange membrane's defense with the sharp horn on his head, he brought Xu Nan to the mysterious azure liquid.

Wow! That feels so good!

The muscular man greedily sucked on the azure liquid, Xu Nan could feel his power growing stronger little by little!

No, we have to stop him!

Xu Nan gritted his teeth and gave up his futile attempt to stop the chariot, and then began to frantically suck on the azure liquid!

"As long as I drink faster than the demons, I can protect the Protoss's treasure as much as possible!" Xu Nan told himself.

As a result, the liquid encased in this membrane flows away at an even faster rate.

At this moment, Xu Nan's rich foodie experience was helping him; he sucked the blue liquid faster than a demon!

Even the tough guy was shocked. "You—don't you ever get full?"

"None of your business?" Xu Nan retorted, sucking defiantly.

Before long, the two of them had finished drinking the liquid that emitted a deep blue glow. The evil spirit drank about a third of it, while Xu Nan took two-thirds!

"Let's hurry up and go." The muscular guy contentedly curled his tongue around his thigh. "Once those Birdmen guards realize what's happening, they won't have a chance to slip away."

"What's deeper inside?" Xu Nan asked eagerly, gazing at the treasure behind him.

He could see some crystals that looked like stars ahead. He tried to fly into them, but it seemed impossible. He would have to use the horns of a demon to drill through them.

"That's Law Crystal, don't be too greedy. We'll be content with just a few Dream Tears." The muscular man reminded him, "I've already looted several Dream Tears, and I've accumulated enough. What about you?"

Xu Nan remained silent. "I don't know what this stuff is for! I only drank it because I saw you drinking it."

Fortunately, there was a system notification.

[You have consumed the Dream Tears (Azure Dreamland), your maximum Awakening Power has increased by 500.]

You have attained divinity (Azure Dreamland), and you possess the initial qualifications to become Totem God...

Totem God ... Xu Nan thought for a moment and then asked, "I don't really understand these things; I'm completely clueless about them."

This evil spirit was actually quite considerate and warm-hearted, chuckling as he patted Oriole's head. "It's alright. You just chose the evil spirit faction, right? This Transformation Technique is pretty good. You'll definitely have plenty of opportunities to drink Dream Tears in the future."

"Or you can come with me in the future. I'm quite skilled at Burglary. Once I've accumulated enough divinity, I'll go back, sell the coordinates of those evil spirits, and then I can transform myself and build my own Divinity Village!"

"Those evil spirits actually thought we'd work for them? Are you kidding me? This is the Azure Dreamland! Of course we have to cling to the Supreme True God Star Spirit's thigh! I'm about to turn over a new leaf!"

Xu Nan silently shed tears. She should have chosen the evil spirit camp. She never expected that the conflict between the Divinity Village and the evil spirit camp would hide such a secret.

He roughly understood some things. The muscular guy must also be a professional on Earth; otherwise, his thinking wouldn't be so advanced and unconventional, clearly different from ordinary evil spirits.

His goal is not to invade the Protoss, but to gain divinity by sucking the Dream Tears. Once he has accumulated enough divinity, he can build a Divinity Village in the Azure Dreamland!

While this guy was robbing Dream Tears everywhere, Xu Nan was still mining and carrying bricks for those shameful capitalists in Bird Village!

Xu Nan suddenly felt resentful!

"Behind every Blue Crystal pillar, is there Dream Tears?" Xu Nan asked.

The muscular man's tongue twitched. "You wouldn't be thinking of..."

"Lend me your horn for a moment!" Xu Nan declared righteously, "Otherwise, I'll go out and report you right now!"

The muscular man looked incredulous for a long while before sullenly removing the horn from his head and handing it to Xu Nan.

"How did you figure out that my horn was a prop...?"

The oriole's lips twitched slightly.

Actually, that's not what I meant.

But wouldn't it be better if no one shared the pie?

It's clear that Brother Mengnan is a very cautious guy. After handing the Evil Ghost Horn to Xu Nan, he made his escape alone. This guy is already capable of becoming a rudimentary Totem God. As long as he reports the Demon Base and gets credit, he can basically clear his name smoothly. There's no need for him to continue taking risks with Xu Nan.

The Blue Crystal Mine was in complete chaos. Xu Nan could occasionally see an ostrich and a large eagle fighting against some demons with obviously vacant eyes.

At this moment, the oriole's size advantage was fully utilized.

He wandered through the Blue Crystal pillars and drank six whole servings of Dream Tears!

His Awakening Power limit has officially broken through the 10,000 mark!

At the same time, his accumulation of divinity also exceeded expectations!

[You have obtained the initial divine position of Totem God. Do you choose to be officially Bestowal of Divinity immediately?]

Xu Nan knew that this kind of Bestowal of Divinity only existed within the Azure Dreamland and couldn't be taken out, but it still had many benefits.

According to Brother Mengnan's method, by establishing one's own Divinity Village, one can possess one's own Blue Crystal pillar and recruit some spiritual beings to become one's villagers. When it develops to the size of Bird Village, the divine favor one enjoys will also increase accordingly.

Robbery is not a sustainable way to accumulate wealth; it's just a means of accumulating initial capital. Didn't you see that guy rushing off to launder money?

Xu Nan did not immediately Bestowal of Divinity, but quietly fled the scene.

This scene was captured by the great eagle, who was engaged in a fierce battle with the evil spirit:

"Comrade Xu Nan, are you going to desert your post?"

Xu Nan grabbed Qin Lele: "Quick, take me flying. Let's get out of here first!"

The eagle's voice trembled. "Are you going to elope with me?"

Xu Nan shook her head. "No."

"You're the one who brought me here."

Qin Lele excitedly grabbed Xu Nan and flew away. At this moment, the army of evil spirits had just been repelled, and no one noticed their unusual behavior.

The two flew for an unknown amount of time until they arrived at a deserted place.

This place seems to be halfway up a high mountain. It's only because Qin Lele is a big eagle with great strength that Xu Nan, with his build, couldn't fly up here.

They found a valley here where spring lasts all year round.

Xu Nan decided to Bestowal of Divinity here and establish his own Divinity Village!

He wanted to see the privileges the Totem God had in the Azure Dreamland.

As for the reputation points that Bird Village painstakingly earned... well, just consider it a waste of money. Xu Nan is used to it.

"Great Lord of Dreams, your faithful people call upon your true name."

"I have ignited the fire of divinity and possess extraordinary wisdom; please grant me the divine position I deserve!"

Xu Nan sang softly. Suddenly, the entire oriole burst into flames of blue light.

A beam of light shone down from his heart, striking the ground three inches in front of Xu Nan.

An extremely thin, azure crystal pillar slowly appeared.

Qin Lele stared in astonishment. "Wow, Xu Nan, your pillar is so thin!"

Xu Nan silently sensed the changes in her body.

A strange power filled his body, and he heard whispers that sounded like those of a deity:

"Divinity descends, Divine Fire is complete; a divine position is indispensable, I bestow it upon you, Shameless God..."

Xu Nan was taken aback. "Where did I do anything shameless?"

A playful and lively voice rang out:

"Where are you not shameless?"

Xu Nan felt that the voice was somewhat familiar.

In an instant, landscape paintings, Live Stream Room, and traditional Chinese songs flooded his mind.

"Lan Lan?"

Xu Nan suddenly realized that everything from the past was now connected. In that instant, he was like a belated version of Sherlock Holmes, finally understanding everything!

"Is it too late to go back and farm rockets now?" he asked.

...!

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