"Come on, sign this contract, I am your eternal servant!"
The Giant Panda had a fawning look on its face.
Xin'er frantically pushed her away, not even having time to wipe away her tears. She suddenly ran behind Xu Nan, pulling on his clothes.
She pointed at the Giant Panda, her eyes filled with terror.
The Giant Panda looked bewildered: "Do I look a bit ferocious?"
Xu Nan spread his hands: "It's alright. Xin'er, it's fine. Although this guy has become a spirit, it shouldn't harm anyone."
Xin'er stomped her foot, suddenly grabbed the phone from the table, and sent a WeChat message:
"What is this thing!?"
Her face was still pale.
Xu Nan was also a little nervous. He had never seen Xin'er run out of her room before, let alone seen her fragile appearance hiding behind him.
As an older brother, a protective instinct naturally arose.
He also replied on his phone:
"It's a Giant Panda, haven't you seen one on the computer?"
Xin'er stomped her foot again, gritting her teeth as she replied:
"Of course I know it's a Giant Panda... Why is there a talking Giant Panda in our house!?"
Xu Nan paused slightly, pondering: "This is a long story..."
The Giant Panda stared blankly at the two of them talking face-to-face on WeChat, suddenly feeling like it might be hallucinating.
Xin'er took a deep breath, then touched Xu Nan's arm. After confirming that Xu Nan was unharmed, she suddenly ran upstairs in a flash.
Bang! The door on the second floor closed again.
[Xin'er: It's good that you're okay.]
A warmth flashed through Xu Nan's heart. So this kid was worried that he would go and never return. That's right, without him, how could someone with such poor self-care skills survive?
No matter what, this national treasure must be properly dealt with.
So he pushed the Giant Panda away very unkindly: "Hey, I don't care where you came from or what you want to do. Right now, this is my home."
"Get out of here."
The Giant Panda rolled on the ground, begging shamelessly: "No, I just found my goddess, the master in my heart. How can I leave her!"
"I want to protect her!"
Xu Nan rolled his eyes. This guy didn't have any of the demeanor of a national treasure at all; he was simply a rogue.
Could this guy be interested in Xin'er?
A chill ran down Xu Nan's spine, and his vigilance increased. He warned for the last time: "Don't force me to cast spells, I'm a very powerful spellcaster."
"Kill me then, kill me, and let my corpse accompany my goddess."
The Giant Panda simply lay on Xu Nan's sofa, motionless, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams. It muttered to itself: "It doesn't make sense, with my cute appearance, how could anyone refuse me as a familiar?"
The corner of Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly. He silently took out the Iron Gauntlets and the Innocent Staff from his Storage Bag, preparing to drive the guy out.
Even if he had to bear the charge of beating a national treasure, he had to drive out this guy who was even more shameless than himself!
Who knew that at this moment, the Giant Panda rolled over and looked at him seriously: "What are you to the goddess? Why are you living together?"
Xu Nan puffed out his chest: "I'm her brother!"
"Doesn't look like it." Xiao Xiao looked surprised, examining Xu Nan under her dark circles: "Your lewd aura and the goddess's noble aura are completely different."
Xu Nan chuckled: "You don't need to worry about that. Also, the goddess you're talking about is a man."
The Giant Panda sneered: "Don't try to fool me, can't I tell if it's a man or a woman?"
"Anyway, I don't care, I'm staying at your house. Until I get the goddess's approval."
"Fine, since the goddess is unwilling, I'll reluctantly stay with you for a while first. This is a Lesser Familiar Contract, you should be satisfied now!"
With that, she handed over a brand new Magic contract.
Xu Nan was actually a little surprised. A Magic contract of this level would require even a second-tier Magician to write carefully for a long time.
But this Giant Panda had produced three contracts one after another, all conjured out of thin air. Could it be that this guy was a very powerful Magician?
He looked closely, and the Innocent Staff in his hand couldn't help but want to smash down on her forehead.
What Lesser Familiar Contract? This was simply an unrestricted Familiar Contract. Besides the name, that this Giant Panda named Xiao Xiao was his pet, he got no benefits!
"Are you a spellcaster?"
Xu Nan asked.
"No."
"Is it possible for you to become a Pandaren Monk?"
"Absolutely impossible."
"Will you be a qualified familiar?"
"Do I look like I'm meant to be a familiar for a mere mortal? Don't have too many expectations of me."
Xiao Xiao said disdainfully while picking at bamboo.
Even with Xu Nan's good temper, he was completely enraged.
While tearing up the contract, he said, "Sorry, you can leave."
"I still want a cat, or a crow."
Xiao Xiao immediately flared up, "You look down on giant pandas? I'm very powerful."
"Have you seen Kung Fu Panda?"
Xu Nan was startled, "You know kung fu?"
Xiao Xiao, "I can learn."
Xu Nan, "...Get out!"
Waving the Innocent Staff, he started a painful chase!
At first, Xiao Xiao relied on her thick skin and wanted to stay on the sofa, but after taking a few hits, she started howling, "What kind of staff is this! Why does it hurt so much when it hits people?"
"Don't you know it's illegal to abuse a national treasure?"
"...I was wrong... Stop hitting me, I have internal injuries..."
"Wuwuwu, please pity me, take me as your familiar... I just want to stay by the goddess's side."
The giant panda, with snot and tears, clung tightly to Xu Nan's leg, looking somewhat fearfully at the Innocent Staff in Xu Nan's hand.
"Heh heh."
Xu Nan said expressionlessly, "I'll get a big truck in a while and throw you into the nature reserve in the neighboring province. You can do whatever you want, just don't bother our school anymore."
"Our fate ends here. I know you've lived a carefree life in the first half of your life, now I'll give you a lesson. You should know that even a national treasure can't do whatever it wants."
Xiao Xiao was extremely wronged, lying on the floor dejectedly.
"...My goddess... Can I really not see you again... Wuwuwu."
Xu Nan felt a little unbearable looking at her. Although this giant panda was annoying, she was also quite mystical; it was just that her previous actions were too irritating.
Besides, even though the arrival of another world and the great changes of the era were coming, keeping a panda at home didn't seem right no matter how you looked at it.
"Would you take another look? Is this Familiar Contract okay?"
Xiao Xiao weakly handed over a formal Familiar Contract. Xu Nan pretended to take it, but he had already made up his mind.
However, as he scanned the contract, he suddenly saw this line of text—
[Article 17: The familiar can share any form of energy required by the master, with energy loss being around half...]
"Any form of energy?"
"Share? Or share? Wait..."
A flash of inspiration suddenly struck Xu Nan's mind. He opened the Ron Sorcerer's bloodline system and consulted it, receiving a reply that pleasantly surprised him!
The next second, his expression immediately changed.
"Forget it, forget it, I can't stand seeing others cry the most. Let's sign it, let's sign it."
Xu Nan signed the normal Familiar Contract with lightning speed.
The giant panda was confused, "Huh? Didn't you just say our fate ends here?"
Xu Nan smiled kindly, "No, that was just angry talk."
"I suddenly feel now that we can continue."
The giant panda was confused, but being able to stay in this house and not be driven out by Xu Nan, she was already satisfied. She immediately waddled back to the garage.
Not long after, the happy sound of gnawing on bamboo came from there.
Xu Nan smiled slightly.
According to the system's prompt, familiars can help the master complete tasks and also provide the master with some extra energy income—this includes the Shame Points unique to Ron Sorcerers!
In other words, the giant panda Xiao Xiao could help Xu Nan obtain extra Shame Points. Although the points obtained would be halved, for Xu Nan, where else could he find such a shameless familiar!
He believed that even if the task system didn't issue tasks, this giant panda named Xiao Xiao could still create a lot of Shame Points for him!
"I made a profit, I made a profit!" Xu Nan rubbed his hands excitedly, happily tidied up the mess on the floor, and then started making lunch.
After informing Xin'er via WeChat that this giant panda would be living in their garage long-term, Xin'er seemed to gradually accept this fact.
After all, she was a web streamer and had a deep understanding of the changes in this world.
Her brother suddenly raising a panda felt quite terrifying at first, but later she felt it was just like that.
After lunch, Xu Nan briefly checked Xiao Xiao's attributes and was greatly surprised.
"You're actually female?"
Xu Nan couldn't help but exclaim.
In the garage, Xiao Xiao cautiously hugged the green bamboo: "What do you want? Even though you're my master now, it doesn't mean you can do whatever you want to me!"
Xu Nan felt a headache coming on: "What are you thinking? I'm just surprised... Besides, do I look like that kind of deranged person?"
Xiao Xiao was unconvinced: "Aren't you Sorcerers known for being deranged?"
Xu Nan thought about it and couldn't find any reason to refute.
"Remember to install air conditioning for me, and I want to watch TV, I want to eat meat..."
Xu Nan affectionately stroked Xiao Xiao's head: "Go to sleep, child, you'll have everything in your dreams."
Xiao Xiao snorted coldly: "If you don't help me, I'll just do it myself!"
Xu Nan didn't mind.
He took a nap for a while, and after dinner, at the time agreed upon with his senior, they met at the entrance of a famous couple's coffee shop on Xin Kou Street.
However, when he and Zhang Yingluo arrived near Lü Junyi's hospital, they were stunned to find that it had been sealed off!
A large amount of smoke and dust billowed out from inside, and people were watching.
Serious Military Region soldiers were armed and sealed off the area with live ammunition. Xu Nan even saw the silhouette of a tank in the smoke!
"What the hell? This is considered the new urban area of H City, how did it get like this?"
Xu Nan was a little worried.
"Just received news that Lü Junyi ran away. It's said he offended a very powerful woman. He might have fled to South America or Australia by now."
Zhang Yingluo borrowed two phones and said with a strange expression:
"The person involved is named Wen Xin, and she has a significant background."
"Lü Junyi's hospital has been flattened by tanks... but I don't think things are that simple. Personal grudges wouldn't cause such a commotion..."
"Xu Nan, junior, let's go back and discuss this at length."
"I have a registration form for the Thousand Radiance Society here. I hope you can fill it out; this form will have to be filled out sooner or later anyway, because in at most a week, the first national Professional registration process will begin..."
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