Perhaps realizing his wording had been too intense and might affect how Honest Young Man saw him, Sean hurriedly tried to patch things up:
"I was kidding."
Xu Nan thought this guy had a truly unusual way of joking.
Traveling all that way to confess his secret crush, then stabbing the person... Forget it. From their few exchanges on the forum, Sean was clearly just a pure, innocent virgin.
If he went to confess like that, he would probably get friend-zoned.
Xu Nan still had to give him a hand.
After thinking it over, he bought something called Marriage Thread from the Lost Paradise marketplace and mailed it to Sean.
It was said that once two people were bound by this alchemical item, they would never be able to part for the rest of their lives.
Xu Nan did not believe Lost Paradise's product descriptions. Usually, the actual effect was only ten or twenty percent of what was advertised.
And though it was called Marriage Thread, it was really just an aphrodisiac thread enchanted with illusion, will interference, and Confusion spells. Otherwise, why would the complimentary items be bottles and bottles of Wet Body Water?
"Bro, I can only help you this much!"
Xu Nan typed out his blessings, wishing Sean a smooth journey and that he would get to sleep with the person he wanted to sleep with.
Sean was overwhelmed with gratitude. Though he did not understand why Xu Nan had stuffed him full of criminal tools, he guessed Xu Nan felt that using weapons of mass destruction on Earth was inappropriate, and that these more discreet tools would work better.
Yeah, as long as he knocked Xu Nan out, wouldn't Xu Nan be at his mercy then?
Just imagining that scene made Sean's whole body tingle with