The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 37

Please Date Me!

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Gu Xiaomeng was very nervous.

She had never dreamed that she would be knocking on a single man's door in the middle of the night.

But she had no other choice.

As a priestess of the God of Love and Maidens, Gu Xiaomeng had received a divine decree from another world several hours ago.

She absolutely had to get close to and win over Xu Nan!

When she first received this divine decree, Gu Xiaomeng was very resistant, because of course she knew who Xu Nan was.

As the first intern who made her cry, Gu Xiaomeng could sometimes be very muddled, but she would never forget something like this.

Whenever she thought of Xu Nan, she would recall the work scene where she had cried because of her own foolishness; her face would turn red, she would be unable to breathe. As for the subsequent confession, that was just a drizzle, after all, she had been confessed to by many boys since she was little.

Xu Nan was just one of the more unconventional ones.

"Why do I have to wear this outfit... The God's thoughts are truly unfathomable."

Gu Xiaomeng tugged at her uniform with some distress and nervousness.

After Lü Junyi's hospital had an incident, she had been idle at home, being quite a homebody for two days. She hadn't worn this uniform for several days.

It seemed a bit tight.

Had she gained weight?

After pressing the doorbell, she looked anxiously into the window, but unfortunately, she only saw thick curtains and a faint light.

He, should still be awake, right? If he came to open the door, what should she say?

Thinking of this, Gu Xiaomeng's heart pounded.

However, at this moment, she suddenly heard several voices from behind the door.

"You go!"

"No, you go!"

"Forget it, let's play rock-paper-scissors!"

Not long after, the door opened a crack, and the person who opened it was a flat-chested girl wearing a sports uniform. Her eyes looked very unfriendly.

"Something wrong?" The City Management Captain looked down from above, exuding a villainous aura.

Gu Xiaomeng shivered, her mind in a mess. She didn't know why there would be such a girl in Xu Nan's house, and for a moment, she didn't know what to say.

"If there's nothing, go back and wash up and sleep. I won't blame you for knocking on the wrong door in the middle of the night."

Qin Lele made a move to close the door.

"Wait!" Gu Xiaomeng suddenly reacted, biting her lip: "I'm looking for... Mr. Xu Nan."

Qin Lele's face immediately filled with displeasure. She suddenly took a step forward, and her devilish hand shot out.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Piggy?! Pink?"

"Don't you feel ashamed wearing this kind of underwear in the middle of the night! And walking around outside, do you want to seduce someone?"

"There's no one called Mr. Xu Nan here, you should leave."

With that, she waved the trophy in her hand and slammed the door shut with a bang.

Gu Xiaomeng's face was flushed to the extreme, as if blood could seep out at any moment!

She stared blankly at the door, then suddenly gritted her teeth and mustered her courage, pressing the doorbell again!

After a while, the sound of slippers echoed, and this time, the person who opened the door was a very tall handsome man.

But his expression was as cold as ice.

"If you press the doorbell again, I'm calling the police. I'll give you one chance to apologize since you're a girl."

"Apologize and leave, unless you can conjure up a few boxes of lobster and tell me this outfit is the latest style for delivery girls, otherwise I have no reason to say a third word to you."

This man... is so cold.

Gu Xiaomeng couldn't help but shiver. She silently recited a prayer in her heart, and the divine radiance of the God of Love and Maidens flowed within her body.

She mustered her courage again: "Sir, I have something urgent to discuss with Xu Nan."

Shi Fanglin smiled slightly: "Then come back tomorrow. I'm already booked tonight, because I also have something urgent to discuss with Xu Nan."

Bang!

The door was closed, and Shi Fanglin's lazy voice came from inside: "If she dares to press it a third time, we'll drag her in and r*pe her first, then kill her."

He must be doing it on purpose!

Gu Xiaomeng was so scared that she stamped her feet.

For some reason, she suddenly wasn't so afraid anymore. She directly pressed the doorbell three times with force!

"Hmph! Who will it be this time?"

"No matter who it is, I won't back down! I want to tell Xu Nan..."

The next second, the door opened.

A Giant Panda, holding an iPad and wearing headphones, asked her impatiently:

"What do you want!?"

Gu Xiaomeng's vision went black, and she fainted straight away.

At two in the morning, when Gu Xiaomeng slowly woke up, she found herself in another place.

It was a dark world, with faint candlelight flickering around. The air wasn't particularly circulating, and she could hear the sound of flowing water not far away.

She got out of bed, looking around with a slight headache.

Not far away, Qin Lele was chewing on a foxtail grass, looking at her with unfriendly eyes.

Meanwhile, Xu Nan and Shi Fanglin had just come out of the room where Lü Junyi was sleeping. The two were discussing Comrade Lü's condition.

Seeing Gu Xiaomeng wake up, Xu Nan also felt a headache coming on.

After all, he had already sensed the aura on her body, which was identical to the Divine Favor that had descended earlier.

If he wasn't mistaken, Gu Xiaomeng had come on behalf of the God of Love and Maidens.

Xu Nan didn't want to deal with the Gods for now, which was why he had done what he did before. What he didn't expect was that Gu Xiaomeng, who was clearly a Professional, would be scared into fainting by a Giant Panda.

This left Xu Nan speechless.

He discussed it with his third sister and decided to bring her over. On one hand, she was a girl, and leaving her on the street was too dangerous; on the other hand, it was Shi Fanglin's idea:

"None of us are professional doctors, we don't even have enough basic medical knowledge. We're not good at treating illnesses. Isn't this girl a nurse at Veterinarian Lü's hospital? Maybe she can take a look at him."

With this thought in mind, Xu Nan also brought Gu Xiaomeng to Linxia City.

At this moment, Lü Junyi's condition was very poor.

His breathing and heartbeat had slowed down significantly again. His face was pale, and he was starting to break out in a cold sweat, but there were no signs of fever.

"You're awake? I'm sorry, something came up temporarily, so about those things before..." Xu Nan's words were interrupted by Gu Xiaomeng.

She took a deep breath and looked at Xu Nan solemnly:

"Please be in a relationship with me!"

Xu Nan: "Huh?"

Gu Xiaomeng fluently blurted out the lines she had prepared beforehand:

"Regardless of whether your previous confession was a joke or a prank, I will take it as your true feelings."

"I thought about it carefully these past few days and realized that accepting is not impossible. Moreover, for some other reasons, I must be with you!"

"So, please be in a relationship with me!"

Shi Fanglin nudged Xu Nan subtly: "Was this nurse scared out of her mind?"

A Tang glanced sideways: "The national treasure says it's not responsible for this. She scared herself by trying to frame it."

Xu Nan rubbed his temples, his head aching.

Qin Lele silently walked over and hooked her arm around Xu Nan's, an aura as if possessed by the main wife bursting forth: "Sister, you should know that the man in front of you is a pervert."

"He doesn't even wear underwear. If you don't believe me, take off his pants and see."

"I advise you to think carefully..."

Xu Nan angrily retorted: "You're the pervert!"

Qin Lele chuckled: "I am a pervert. Our love is the mutual appreciation between perverts."

Gu Xiaomeng glared at Qin Lele, and with courage from who knows where, said:

"I'm not wearing underwear right now either! You, you, you hateful thief, quickly give me back my Piggy!"

Qin Lele sneered: "Hmph, you fickle woman, I've already thrown that pink one to the Imps."

Xu Nan tapped her head: "Really? Go pick it up for her quickly."

Qin Lele said aggrievedly: "It's fake."

Gu Xiaomeng and Xu Nan both breathed a sigh of relief.

"Let's not talk about these irrelevant things for now."

Xu Nan said quickly: "I have something to ask of you. After we solve this matter, we can talk about other things."

"Doctor Lü's situation is very strange right now. If I'm not mistaken, you should be a priest of the God of Love and Maidens, right?"

"Since you are both a nurse and a priest, you should be able to help us see what's wrong with him, right?"

Gu Xiaomeng was quite generous: "No problem."

"What happened to Doctor Lü? I heard before that his illegal license was found out. I never expected him to be a veterinarian..."

Xu Nan's mouth twitched slightly.

He suddenly thought, Gu Xiaomeng is also a Professional, could it be that she also had surgery performed by Lü Junyi?

So he asked directly.

Gu Xiaomeng seemed much more normal now. Perhaps the previous hysteria and bickering with Qin Lele had thickened her skin considerably.

"I haven't had surgery under Doctor Lü, but I probably know what's going on."

"If you're willing to date me, I'll tell you everything I know."

She said softly.

Xu Nan chuckled dryly and pushed open the door to the dark room. "Let's go check on Veterinarian Lü first."

"Let's wake him up first, and then I'm going to find a whip and give him a good lashing."

Damn it, he really was a veterinarian. So if he performed surgery on himself, wouldn't he be...!?

Seeing Lü Junyi lying there, Gu Xiaomeng professionally ran over to check on him.

She first used some Earth methods to roughly examine Lü Junyi's condition, but her brows remained tightly furrowed, indicating she hadn't found any problems.

Then she began to chant a prayer in a low voice.

Divine radiance emanating with the aura of love descended.

Divine Art - Disease Identification!

A strange glow flickered in Gu Xiaomeng's eyes.

Everyone watched her.

Finally, she said with a strange expression, "Doctor Lü doesn't seem to be sick. He seems to just be dreaming."

Shi Fanglin asked curiously, "Can you tell what he's dreaming about?"

Gu Xiaomeng's face flushed slightly again. "A... lewd dream."

Shi Fanglin: "Give me a whip, I'm going to whip this idiot awake."

Just then, Lü Junyi suddenly opened his eyes and stood up straight:

"Run!"

"I defiled the Arcane Empire's princess, and they've sent a full fleet of Cloud Ascending Ships to hunt me down."

...!

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