The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 36

Vacuum Reveals a Man's True Colors

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Xu Nan first replied to Shi Sanjie: "Go to my place first. I'll tell you about Junyi later. This matter is quite complicated."

Then, with a serious expression, he asked Qin Lele:

"What's going on? Where's the dragon? What kind of dragon?"

Qin Lele: "You actually replied to that Sister San on WeChat first, not me!"

"As a Dungeon Lord, shouldn't you be more concerned about the safety of your direct subordinate?"

"There's a dragon in front of me!"

Xu Nan had a headache: "Don't alarm it, come back quickly. This is an order."

If there really was a dragon, that would be a huge problem.

With Xu Nan's current strength, he was a hundred and eight thousand miles away from slaying a dragon, and the dragons appearing in the Dungeon were mostly not benevolent creatures.

But logically, powerful monsters shouldn't appear at the beginning of plane fusion, right? How did creatures like dragons get here?

One must know that even powerful beings like the Pro Gods were still having headaches over the types of monsters to release on the [First Day].

"I'll take a picture for you."

Qin Lele replied.

Xu Nan was a little nervous and quickly typed: "Be sure not to alarm..."

The next second, he quickly deleted all the words and just sent a speechless emoji.

Because Qin Lele sent a picture.

There was indeed a very fat dragon in the picture.

A very, very fat chameleon.

"Get your ass back here!"

Xu Nan was furious with this brat.

Due to the insufficient reserves in Lost Paradise, Xu Nan's temporary warehouse was almost unable to hold the lottery items.

Fortunately, old Mr. Luo Mang was generous. When Xu Nan left, he had the Smith Couple send two more treasure chests.

Although these two treasure chests were empty, they contained a universe within. They were much better than Xu Nan's primary Storage Bag, with each treasure chest being about the size of a football field.

Xu Nan spent a lot of effort selecting some excellent Magic items and carefully placing them. He also had the Mechanical Ghost help put away the higher quality gems and metals. As for the alchemy blueprints, they were all temporarily stuffed into the Storage Bag.

Regarding items, Xu Nan decided to carefully preserve the sealed heart of the Great Demon. This thing was full of energy and could be used as one of the power cores for the Dungeon.

As for the other two items, he had already returned them to the Lost Paradise Alchemy Core through a temporarily opened passage. For this, the two alchemists also gave Xu Nan an extra compensation.

[Lost Paradise Alchemy Core Special Transaction Pass].

In short, with this pass, Xu Nan could conduct simple transactions with other Ron Sorcerers in the Lost Paradise system. Generally speaking, this function would only be available at least at Tier 2, but the two alchemists were perhaps intimidated by Xu Nan's relationship with old Mr. Luo Mang and directly granted him this permission.

Anyway, it would be opened sooner or later. People should know how to be flexible.

While thanking the two alchemists for the compensation, Xu Nan continued to draw prizes without batting an eye – after all, he had earned too many activity points. Even though it was already past midnight, couples were still constantly providing him with points.

However, the Alchemy Core also reacted quickly. Words like "bat teeth" and "bat feces," which were trash products, appeared on Xu Nan's lottery wheel again.

It seemed they had urgently mobilized these materials.

"Where did they get these materials from?"

Xu Nan was a little curious. He suddenly had an idea and used the [Pass] to open the Lost Paradise transaction market.

He was amused when he saw it.

It turned out that in a pinned transaction message, the Lost Paradise Seventh Alchemy Core was temporarily buying a large amount of bat teeth and bat feces at a high price.

The common currency in the transaction market was Constant Gold Coin, a currency that was said to never depreciate, and was even recognized by the exiled Arcane Empire and the Druids of the Sea of Nature.

It originated from the Lost Paradise Financial Core.

Xu Nan couldn't help but sneer when he saw this. If he could believe the nonsense of these Sorcerers, then he would be an honest and reliable gentleman.

However, within the rule system, Constant Gold Coins were quite useful. Xu Nan thought about it. Anyway, the bat teeth and feces filling his warehouse were useless, and it wouldn't be a loss to exchange them for Constant Gold Coins.

So he simply anonymously listed a large batch of bat teeth on the transaction market, selling them at a price 20% higher than the Seventh Alchemy Core's high price.

Before long, this batch of bat teeth was indeed swept away by the people from the Seventh Alchemy Core.

Xu Nan smiled slightly and put up another batch of bat feces.

Perhaps those two alchemists never dreamed that everything was under Xu Nan's control. Anyway, the good things that could be drawn from the Seventh Alchemy Core had already been squeezed dry by him, so it was better to exchange activity points for Constant Gold Coins.

After quickly resolving the issues with Lost Paradise.

Xu Nan organized a set of powerful Magic equipment for himself.

After all, he had become rich overnight, and wearing the crude rings he made himself now seemed a bit inappropriate.

The Magic equipment in Xu Nan's warehouse was enough to arm a team of twenty Professionals!

Naturally, he had to arm himself with the best.

For a Magician's robe, he chose one called the Wind of Nottingham.

This robe could provide him with powerful spell strength support and mana recovery effects. At the same time, the robe had three spells solidified within it: Warm in Winter Cool in Summer, Protection from Arrows, and Powerful Disguise.

The first two spells needed no explanation, and the third spell was also very practical. This Magician's robe could disguise itself in any form according to Xu Nan's needs.

Of course, a disguise was still a disguise; its essence was still a Magician's robe.

However, when Xu Nan took off his clothes to try it on, a small accident suddenly occurred.

The restless task card started causing trouble again—

[Large Task Chain Triggered!]

[I Love Nature 2: Vacuum Array, Only Then Can a Man Show His True Colors!]

[Task Description: You love nature, and nature loves you; we are born without attachments and die the same way; why be bound by worldly clothes? Wear the Magician's robe for 24 hours. Within these 24 hours, you must not wear any other clothing!]

[Task Reward: 6 Shame Points; Random Elementary Transformation Spell (Druid)]

Xu Nan was greatly surprised: "Doesn't this task have 36 rings? This is the second ring, Vacuum Array. Wouldn't the third ring be streaking? What comes after that!"

He felt it was impossible for there to be a more terrifying task!

He had to admit, purity limited Xu Nan's imagination.

He didn't think too much and decided to accept this task. After all, this task seemed quite cost-effective.

It was just a vacuum; it wasn't like he wasn't wearing anything. His Magician's robe could change into a thousand forms, who could tell he wasn't wearing other clothes!

Xu Nan accepted it decisively. The conversation with old Mr. Luo Mang before had benefited him greatly. Since he didn't want to go crazy, he might as well slowly accept this strange setting!

Of course, Xu Nan still had basic bottom lines.

He took off all his clothes, put on the Wind of Nottingham, and ordered it to transform into a normal set of casual clothes. At least from a visual perspective, Xu Nan looked no different from usual.

It was just... what was with this chilly feeling?

He always felt a draft under the Magician's robe.

Just then, the City Management Captain, carrying a backpack and holding the fat chameleon in her hand, returned.

Xu Nan waved: "Come here, I've prepared a set of equipment for you."

Since he was preparing to develop her into one of his own, Xu Nan couldn't be so stingy with Qin Lele. He wasn't a hoarder like A Tang who kept equipment to himself.

He prepared a set of excellent Rogue equipment for Qin Lele. The quality was very good, even in the Pro World, only the top Rogues had a chance to get their hands on it.

Qin Lele had just been severely criticized by Xu Nan on WeChat, so she was a bit unhappy and pouted as she ran over, reaching out to grab something.

Xu Nan was stunned at the time.

A wonderful sensation attacked his... certain area.

The set of Thunder Lizard Leather Armor in his hand fell to the ground with a slap.

Qin Lele looked at her right hand, flustered, and her face instantly turned red!

"Xu Nan!"

"You, you, you..."

"I, I, I..."

She stomped her foot and ran away with a blushing face, leaving the fat chameleon on the ground, almost killing it.

After a long while, Xu Nan, who had come back to his senses, looked up and roared:

"Qin Lele!"

"If you practice the Underwear Theft Technique on me again, I'll strip you naked and hang you on the future Dungeon city wall for public display!"

The Imps watching from the side all showed expressions of anticipation.

Late at night, Xu Nan's living room.

Qin Lele sat to the side with a blushing face, completely different from usual, as dignified as a lady.

Xu Nan sat on the sofa, his legs instinctively clamped together.

A Tang was watching Thai dramas as usual.

On the table, there was also a black and white photo of Lü Junyi.

Across from Xu Nan sat a man with very feminine facial features.

He was very tall, at least 1.9 meters, but very delicate. He was Xu Nan's best friend besides Lü Junyi, Shi Fanglin.

Because Shi Fanglin loved Wuju opera performances when he was young and practiced for a period, and his appearance was particularly like a girl's, he was nicknamed "Shi Sanjie".

Sanjie himself was very expressionless and aloof, only Xu Nan and Lü Junyi knew that this guy was actually a complete schemer with a sharp tongue.

"So, you're all superhumans now?"

"The news I saw, it wasn't just some unscrupulous editor's fantasy, it was actually real?"

"Veterinarian Lü is in a coma for unknown reasons, and you want me to help design an underground fortress?"

His expression and tone were very calm.

"Brother Junyi's situation is indeed very troublesome. It's hard to say what this world will become in the future. I just want to prepare in advance."

Xu Nan stated his thoughts.

He couldn't face the upcoming invasion from another world alone. Lü Junyi and Shi Fanglin were both people he could trust.

Shi Fanglin was silent for a moment, his slender fingers tapping on the surface of the desk:

"We can talk about the underground fortress later; I need to do a field survey and also refer to more information about the other world."

"I want to go see Lü Junyi first."

Xu Nan nodded: "No problem, I'll take you..."

At this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang.

Xu Nan became alert. Qin Lele had already run to the window to look.

Her tone was strange:

"Xu Nan, why is there a woman looking for you in the middle of the night?"

"And she's wearing a nurse uniform!"

"Quick, do you have some special hobbies!"

...!

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