The Shameless Sorcerer
Chapter 97

You Are All My Wings!

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"Surprised? Unexpected, right? Isn't that a loyal friend? Risking being caught for not registering, I came straight here to save you!"

Lü Junyi pounced on him.

Xu Nan struggled to break free from his embrace and ran silently towards the spaceship's underground location!

Below, a bunch of fallen zombies were still struggling, some with half their bodies broken, yet they were still crawling.

Lü Junyi was puzzled. "What, are some of these zombies your relatives?"

Xu Nan looked at the horde of fallen zombies, now completely crushed, with a pained expression, and could only shout:

"Zheng Xie...!"

After a long while, he heard a Kangaroo's groan from among the zombies.

"Junyi Ge... this is a long story. You wait for me here, I'm going to rescue someone!"

"Wait, come with me. It'll be easier if I need to have an amputation or something."

Xu Nan looked grief-stricken, and although Lü Junyi didn't understand what had happened, he still followed her.

Things had completely gone beyond Xu Nan's plans!

He had originally made two preparations. The first was the Salted Fish Three Brothers hiding in the Invisibility Orb. If the Gospel Spreader Richie didn't discover them, he could take them by surprise, outnumber them, and win with a high probability.

Even if he gets discovered, he has a backup plan!

Zheng Xie!

This guy is a tough guy who single-handedly wiped out the Divine Art Master A Kai. Killing a Gospel Propagator is no problem for Xu Nan. He can just tell him that this guy has a lot of Slaughter Points.

The original plan was for Xu Nan to draw attention and for Zheng Xie to secretly make his move. Although it was somewhat despicable, it was just as Xu Nan had said.

There's no need to follow the rules of the martial arts world when dealing with evil spirits and heretics!

However, things didn't go as planned. The spaceship that suddenly appeared crushed the Gospel Propagator to death. When the spaceship crashed down, Xu Nan shouted in Richie's direction, not telling him to run away.

Instead, tell Zheng Xie to run away quickly!

But the question is, no matter how fast Zheng Xie is, can he react in time?

Xu Nan was pessimistic. If Zheng Xie was really killed, Xu Nan... could only take his remains back to the cemetery and resurrect him as a ghost!

I wonder if the Corpse Girl Loli Raising Manual is useful for men?

While lost in thought, Xu Nan, protected by the Salted Fish Three Brothers, charged into the horde of Fallen Zombies!

They quickly found Zheng Xie's distraught figure under the wing.

He lay in the recess under the wing, one leg hanging straight down.

"Comrade Zheng Xie, you have to pull yourself together... your leg..."

Xu Nan's heart skipped a beat.

Zheng Xie patted his leg. "My leg is fine."

"But my Kangaroo got crippled."

"It looks pretty serious, what should we do?"

Upon closer inspection, Xu Nan discovered that a Three-Legged Rot Wolf was sitting under Zheng Xie's buttocks.

The wolf's forelegs were stuck in the wing, and it looked quite serious.

Xu Nan glanced at it. "Amputation is necessary."

The rotten wolf groaned, revealing a look of panic.

"It's okay, we have a doctor."

Xu Nan hurriedly pushed Lü Junyi over. "Amputating Kangaroo's limb is no big deal!"

Zheng Xie sighed, "But my Kangaroo is an animal, you know. Only a veterinarian would be a professional, right?"

Lü Junyi patted his chest and said, "I am a veterinarian."

"Let me see your Kangaroo..."

"Fuck... damn it!"

Xu Nan suddenly remembered that Lü Junyi seemed unaware of the Kangaroo reference and immediately wanted to explain it to him. However, at that moment, Lü Junyi earnestly warned Zheng Xie:

"Your Kangaroo is deformed! How did this foot grow up to its chest? It's useless. You should take this opportunity to cut it off."

Zheng Xie looked bewildered. "Is that so, Doctor?"

"That's right." Lü Junyi said with certainty, "By the way, since you're going to have surgery and anesthesia anyway, you might as well have it spayed while you're at it. I think your Kangaroo is almost in heat, and when it starts making a ruckus, the house will be in chaos."

Zheng Xie was stunned and nodded, "Then I need to be sterilized. Can you give me a discount if I do all these surgeries at once?"

Lü Junyi thought for a moment and said, "Since you're Nannan's friend, I'll give you a 5% discount, that's the most I can do."

"Thank you, doctor." Zheng Xie suddenly remembered, "I also have a Kangaroo at home, which is also deformed and hasn't been spayed/neutered. How about we do it together?"

Lü Junyi waved his hand. "Bring them all along. We are all conscientious doctors and don't cheat others."

The Salted Fish Three Brothers stared dumbfounded at the conversation between the two.

For a moment, they felt that something was wrong with the world.

The Three-Legged Rot Wolf, lying on the ground pretending to be dead, seemed to understand their conversation and eventually shed tears of humiliation.

Xu Nan finally had a chance to examine the spaceship.

This is clearly not the Cloud Ascending Ship; it's probably a survival vessel that comes with the Cloud Ascending Ship. It's fine for traveling, but if you're thinking of interstellar combat, you're dreaming.

"No, I'm very touched that you came to rescue me with such a grand display, but doesn't this expose us?"

Xu Nan felt somewhat embarrassed.

Shi Fanglin ran over and patted him on the shoulder. "It's okay, this is an invisible spaceship, the safety level is very good, the people from Thousand Rays Society will not be able to detect it at all."

The people at the back of the Pea Shooter camp fell silent.

"Boss, what should we do with these fallen zombies?"

Seemingly seeing the powerful forces behind Xu Nan, the Salted Fish Three Brothers became even more attentive.

"Of course, we killed him."

Xu Nan suddenly flipped onto the magic carpet and began frantically throwing Molotov cocktails into the horde of fallen zombies!

Moments later, the Burning Hands burst into flames, and all the fallen zombies screamed in agony as they were tormented by the fire, eventually turning into Xu Nan's Slaughter Points!

Xu Nan stood with his back to the sea of fire, exuding an air of authority.

Before long, all the fallen zombies were wiped out.

Only...

"Boss... this fire seems to be getting bigger and bigger."

Wang Dongdong muttered to himself.

Xu Nan's hands, which were behind her back, suddenly trembled.

Backup base, on the hillside behind.

A battle that wasn't particularly difficult has come to an end.

The Blade Warrior is the strongest in melee combat among the three leaders of the Green Light Church, and he can also cast divine spells.

But this is Earth!

Tiamat a weak god, and the blessings he could bestow were ultimately limited.

Faced with the belated arrival of reinforcements from the Thousand Rays Society, there wasn't much he could do.

Soon, the Cultists fell one after another.

Even the Blade Warrior himself was completely defeated!

The person who defeated him was a thin young man wielding a long sword.

"We never imagined that there were already swordsmen on Earth. We underestimated your strength!" (Note 1.)

"I regret that I could not fulfill my Lord's guidance; I wish to atone for my sins!"

After being defeated, the Blade Warrior wanted to atone for his sins with his death, but when he ignited the divine runes in his heart, it had no effect whatsoever.

The gaunt young man sheathed his sword, his expression calm.

"Tiamat is in dire straits. He just received a secret message from the Pro World that Ansu Li of Stephenson sold his Saint's Remains to the family of the God of the Wrath of the Sea. It is said that Tiamat, whose weakness has been found, does not dare to go home now. The area north of the Nether Sea may change hands."

"Your Green Light Church... can be disbanded."

The Blade Warrior looked shocked. "What nonsense are you talking about? How could you, an Earthling, possibly have information about the Pro World?"

The young man sneered, "Earthlings may not be as ignorant as you think."

"Tie him up and take him back. Don't let him die; he's very useful."

Naturally, someone stepped forward and took away the martial arts master Leonard.

The young man, carrying a long sword, walked into the shadows, his cold expression finally relaxing.

"Brother, you're so handsome!"

Zhang Yingluo smiled sweetly, "When will you let me spar with a real master from another world?"

The young man said helplessly:

"What are you talking about, a girl like you, about fighting and killing?"

"Let's go, let's go check out the front mountain. There are still some trainees at the backup base."

"These kids are really unlucky; they've been targeted by Cultists. Let's go check it out."

At the front mountain base, the fire intensified, and eventually everyone prepared to escape the wildfire.

Fortunately, Senior Jiang had a clever trick up her sleeve. After fiddling with some kind of magic for a while, she actually upgraded these Pea Shooter into [Frost Pea Shooter].

The weapon used to fight zombies suddenly transformed into a fire extinguisher.

As the wildfire was gradually extinguished, Xu Nan's heart stopped beating so fast.

Just then, people from what was supposedly an invisible spaceship began to disembark one after another.

But why does this atmosphere feel so strange?

Everyone gathered near the helipad. Shi Fanglin went to help Lü Junyi, so Xu Nan was the only male left.

"The atmosphere is rather awkward."

Wang Dongdong, who was watching the scene unfold, muttered something under his breath.

Qin Lele and Jiang Yuanchi. For some reason, Gu Xiaomeng was also brought over. They probably thought that if Xu Nan was injured, having a healer would be more helpful. But the current situation was quite strange.

The three of them surrounded Xu Nan, forming a tripartite balance, perhaps recalling that night at the Demon God Monastery.

Xu Nan coughed, feeling a little guilty, and, with the mindset that everyone was a friend, invited everyone to sit down and chat.

However, at that moment, the beautiful figure that suddenly appeared on the mountain path completely shattered his illusions.

"Zhang Yingluo?"

"Jiang Yuanchi?"

Okay, these two senior students obviously know each other, and it's not hard to tell from the complicated looks in their eyes that there's a story between them!

Xu Nan was about to make a run for it.

However, at this moment, the Quest Card refreshed again.

[Ron Sorcerer Bloodline Awakening Daily Quest]

[Mission Title: You Are All My Wings!] (Note 2.)

[Task Description: Isn't it normal for men to have harems? It's just that a proper hierarchy needs to be established, and seniority must be maintained. Before that, getting them to get along harmoniously isn't easy, so let's start with the basics. This task is simple: just call out the task name to all the women present. That's not too difficult for you, is it?]

[Quest Rewards: Feat - Silent Spell; 30 Shame Points]

Xu Nan's smile gradually turned sinister.

Note 1: Kendo, an extended class of the Nine Swords in the D&D rules, is a very powerful class, even somewhat overpowered.

Note 2: "You are all my wings," from Macross Frontier, is a line spoken by the male protagonist. He was caught in a love triangle with two female leads and couldn't decide which to choose, ultimately uttering this line to express his unwillingness to give up either of them. Later, it gradually came to refer to the trope of someone confidently building a harem.

Note 3: Footnotes are not included in the paid word count. I've calculated it, so don't worry!

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