Simp System, Summon Minions

"Holy shit!! It's true!! Can I pick all ten?"

"No shit, the streamer has thirteen choices left. Even if he picks all of them, there's still three left!"

"Then pick them all, streamer, don't just stand there!"

"Pick them all my ass. Sign-in and Fishing are fine, but Godly Tycoon? What use is that? It's not like we're in a big city!"

"Well said. Sleep and Seclusion can't be picked either. If that happens, what about when the human race runs into trouble? Even Laozi couldn't just ignore it, let alone the streamer. So Sleep and Seclusion are out."

"That leaves Lucky Draw, Summoning, Exchange, Seek Death, and Mediate Fight. How about taking them all?"

"That depends on how the streamer decides."

Chen Tian nodded as he read the bullet comments in the Livestream Room. The human race would be slaughtered by the Demon Race in the future—he couldn't just stand by and do nothing. So Sleep and Seclusion were straight-up passed.

As for Godly Tycoon? What use was that in the Primordial Wilderness?

"Let's grab three to play with first!" Chen Tian grinned, then tapped Sign-in, Fishing, and Summoning.

"Good picks. Sign-in and Fishing for fun, Summoning to get some underlings!"

"Right, why fight yourself when you can have your underlings do it? That's what being a big shot is all about."

Ding—Sign-in System at your service. Host has a newbie gift pack. Would you like to open it?

Ding—Fishing System at your service. Host has a newbie gift pack. Would you like to open it?

Ding—Summoning System at your service. Host has a newbie gift pack. Would you like to open it?

Chen Tian sneered at these three systems acting like groveling dogs. What the hell? Were all systems this sycophantic now? Couldn't they be aloof like the Salted Fish System?

Salted Fish System: I'm... if the author hadn't threatened me, who the hell would grovel to you? I'd be written off the show if I didn't, okay?

The three new systems thought, with so many seniors around, we'd better suck up fast, or we'll be left out in the cold! We need screen time!!

"Open them!" Chen Tian said.

Sign-in System: Ding—Congratulations, Host, you have received one drop of Pangu's Heart Blood and ten Innate Spiritual Root Grass Returning Pills!

Fishing System: Ding—Congratulations, Host, you have received one million fishing chances, Primordial Stones, Chaos Steel Ore... and hundreds of other refining materials.

Summoning System: Ding—Congratulations, Host, you have received two summoning chances! Innate Supreme Treasure: Wide-Sleeved Flowing Immortal Skirt!

"Holy crap, what a haul, streamer! Pangu's Heart Blood, Grass Returning Pills, a million fishing chances, a ton of refining materials, and best of all, two underlings to summon!"

"Awesome streamer! Is this a koi fish?"

"Koi my ass, this is a European Emperor possessed!"

Chen Tian was delighted at the loot too. Pangu's Heart Blood—how strong was Great God Pangu? Half-step Great Dao! Twelve drops of his blood essence had created the Twelve Ancestral Witches, and Chen Tian had gotten Pangu's Heart Blood! This was the purest kind! Even one drop was insanely powerful!

As for the rest, a million fishing chances—that was something for leisure time. And the refining materials...

He knew a little bit of Second Master's refining arts, enough to craft a Houtian Spiritual Treasure. He'd go back and ask Second Master for more pointers, then forge an Innate Supreme Treasure-level sports car to cruise around in. Wouldn't that be awesome?

As for Summoning... he'd do it now.

Chen Tian flew down from the clouds and sat down by a mountain stream, then said.

"Summoning System, summon now!"

Ding—Summoning System: Understood, Host. Summoning in progress. (Note: Summoned characters are 100% loyal to the Host.)

Ding—Summoning... Summoning successful! Summoned character: King's World, Baili Shouyue!!!

"WTF???" Chen Tian was stunned. King's World? That worked?

"Whoosh...!"

The next moment, Chen Tian sensed something strange beside him. He looked over and saw a pair of blood-red eyes staring back at him. The figure revealed itself—it was Baili Shouyue!

White hair with rabbit-like ears on either side, a sunny face that made the girls in the Livestream Room want to fall in love at first sight, and a sniper rifle in his hand!

"Baili Shouyue greets his master." Baili Shouyue knelt on one knee respectfully.

Chen Tian looked at Baili Shouyue and immediately sensed his cultivation level.

In King's World, Baili Shouyue was a Half-demon bloodline. Now that he was in the Primordial Wilderness, his strength had been adjusted by the system to roughly the Heavenly Immortal level.

Ding—

Name: Baili Shouyue.

Cultivation: Heavenly Immortal.

Technique: Blood Demon Art (Basic Attack Restores Injuries).

Ability: Breath-holding Stealth.

Spiritual Treasure: Houtian Spiritual Treasure: Hundred Life Gun (Spiritual Treasure Ability: Can fight above one's level, 100% hit rate!).

Skills: Tranquil Eye (Can deploy three vision devices), Breath of Gale (Baili Shouyue uses the Hundred Life Gun to snipe; due to the Spiritual Treasure Ability, it has a 100% hit rate), Escape (Baili Shouyue leaps backward and attacks in a designated direction).

"Holy crap!! You can even summon Baili Shouyue??"

"Rubbish, the Summoning System summons from all worlds. Even though King of Glory is just a game in our world, who knows if some great power might reshape it into a real world based on the game?"

"Are you all only focusing on that? Baili Shouyue is indeed a Heavenly Immortal, but all his skills came through too. Sure, the skills don't include Concealment, but Concealment is in his abilities!"

"Well said. Especially the snipe—it's a guaranteed hit, even without vision!"

"Never thought even King of Glory characters could be summoned. If Sun Shangxiang or Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao showed up, wouldn't that be amazing?"

"Tch, what's so great about that? Cai Wenji would be better! A loli~"

"Damn, I still think Wu Zetian is the best! An Empress! What's a queen? An Empress has real flavor!"

"Perverted pig, as always! Truly perverted! But I like it!!"

"Not bad. Call me Young Master from now on." Chen Tian smiled and said, "System, continue summoning."

Ding—Summoning System: Understood, Host. Summoning... Summoning successful. Summoned character: League of Legends World, Jarvan IV!!

Ding—

Name: Jarvan IV.

Strength: Profound Immortal.

Cultivation Method: True Intent of Decisive Battle.

Ability: Power of Earth.

Artifact: Houtian Spiritual Treasure: Extreme Profound War Halberd!

(Note: Because Jarvan IV is naturally close to the Law of Earth, he has no skills, but he can freely wield the Law of Earth with his Profound Immortal power.)

The next moment, a majestic man appeared, a war halberd in his hand, his eyes blazing with battle intent! His entire body radiated a kingly aura!

"Jarvan, greets master." Jarvan knelt on one knee and spoke in a low voice.

"This isn't bad either. Jarvan IV can control the Law of Earth! That thing is what Zenith Heaven Golden Immortals use to fight, and yet Jarvan can freely manipulate the Law of Earth at his level!"

"Well said, but why are they all men? Is the streamer into guys?"

"Oh my, Baili, Jarvan, the streamer is so handsome... hhh sorry, I'm showing my fujoshi smile!!"