Staying Up Late Writing, Then Dropping Dead

Tian Chen: Alright. Oh, right, Dali—send the Investiture of the Gods to Sect Master Tongtian and let him read it at his leisure. Then we can talk about Ip Man.

Ding—Zhuge Dali uploaded Investiture of the Gods!

Zhuge Dali: Sect Master, take a look first.

Sect Master Tongtian: Many thanks.

Tian Chen: Now, let's talk about Ip Man!

Hu Yifei: I know, I know! A figure from the War of Resistance era. Sadly, he was ultimately shot dead by the Japanese devils below the stage.

Zhuge Dasheng: Indeed. Ip Man was conflicted—he possessed martial arts, yet he was unable to stop the Japanese devils' invasion.

Gao Yao: Ip Man may have known martial arts, but no matter how high your skill, you still fear a kitchen knife; no matter how profound your kung fu, one bullet knocks you down. The Japanese devils had guns—there was nothing Ip Man could do.

Ip Man: Uh... Ye Mou does not understand. Please enlighten me.

Keisha: I've read Earth's history. Ip Man was a remarkable man, but he was born during the War of Resistance. Martial arts could not stand against their firearms.

Angel Yan: Ip Man, we're talking about what will happen to you in the future!

Ding—Angel Zhixin uploaded Ip Man.

Angel Zhixin: You can take a look. These are the events that will occur in your world. They all come from the modern golden age of the east, so naturally they know about you.

Ip Man: Alright. Ip Man offers his thanks.

Baili Tusu: Who's next?

Ding—Tian Chen uploaded Battle Through the Heavens! Battle Horse Through the Heavens!

Tian Chen: Xiao Yan, go watch it yourself. Once you're done, I'll mock you. (Puffing on a cigarette)

Xiao Yan: ...Why are you mocking me...(Depressed)

Tian Chen: Quit the nonsense and go watch.