The Sama Street gunfight saw both sides fire more than twenty thousand rounds, exhausting all the ammunition of the Sama District Police Station and consuming forty percent of the surrounding forces' ammunition stockpiles. Twenty-nine buildings were completely destroyed, and thirty-one sustained minor damage. The incident shocked the world!
President Bashir held a press conference and posted a video on social media at the same time. The video opened with a glass jar filled with wriggling Pearl Millet Sand Fleas.
"This unknown pest, provisionally named the Pearl Millet Sand Flea, has caused the loss of more than a thousand mu of farmland across several North African countries. Our agricultural security department conducted species identification, and there is sufficient evidence that it is an artificial pest!"
"The Sama Street gunfight eliminated all twenty-five criminals who released the pests. We thank the local children who provided us with the tip. Several bold and observant children noticed the criminals' suspicious movements and promptly reported them."
"Thank you to the military and police officers who participated in the operation. Several officers were injured, but all of them are now out of danger. I have signed an order to reward everyone who took part in the battle!"
"Unfortunately, during their desperate resistance, the enemy destroyed all documents and electronic devices, and most of the corpses' faces were burned beyond recognition. Therefore, we still do not know the enemy's true identities, nor are we certain who the mastermind behind them is. We will continue to investigate this matter thoroughly!"
"During the battle, the enemy evacuated through the Sama Street sewers. Sama Street's sewer system is the largest in the country. It is 1.9 meters deep, allowing adults to walk freely inside, far exceeding the scale required by the sparse local rainfall."
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