The Hikigaya Couple's Youth Romantic Comedy Is Definitely Not Wrong

"Eh~ What are you doing, Hikki?" Yui leaned in curiously next to Hachiman.

"He's earning your salary," Yukino teased.

"What salary?" Yui looked confused.

"Didn't you say you wanted a high salary for being our healer? Forgot?"

"Eh! Little Snow knows?" Yui's face instantly flushed red.

"Hachiman told me," Yukino nodded calmly.

Yui glanced at Hachiman, who was buried in his work. A shadow crossed her eyes, but she quickly regained her usual cheerfulness.

"Sorry~ I originally planned to ask Little Snow to play with me, but you weren't there..." Yui explained.

"It's fine~ I don't mind," Yukino waved her hand, signaling Yui not to be nervous.

"What do you mean you don't mind...?" Yui muttered softly, but Yukino's sharp ears caught it.

"Whatever you two did that day, my sister recorded it all."

Yukino said with a helpless sigh, clearly disgusted by her sister's actions.

"What!?" Yui jumped up, "She recorded everything?"

"Yes, from when you knocked on the door until my sister sat down next to you."

Yukino thought back to the recording she had watched.

Hearing this, Yui looked like she'd lost her soul, frozen in place with vacant eyes.

"What's wrong? Did you freeze up?" Yukino waved her hand in front of Yui's face.

"S-so... that means Little Snow saw everything?" Yui stammered, the blush on her face spreading to her neck.

Yukino didn't speak, merely nodding calmly.

"Uwah~ I can't show my face anymore."

Yui wailed.

"Alright, stop provoking her."

Hachiman, seeing Yui practically wanting to burrow into the ground, stopped Yukino from teasing her further.

"What's wrong? Feeling reluctant? I was dead tired at the party and you didn't seem reluctant then," Yukino said, clearly displeased.

"I..." Hachiman was speechless.

"It's okay~ I trust you two to have fun."

Yukino crouched down in front of Yui.

"But... if you two really do anything, you have to tell me immediately."

Yukino leaned in and whispered into Yui's ear.

Yui looked up in shock, about to say something, but Yukino covered her mouth.

"Promise me."

Yukino looked at Yui seriously.

Yui nodded dumbly. Yukino then released her and returned to her seat as if nothing had happened.

Yui, however, remained silent, just sitting there blankly, pondering the meaning of Yukino's words.

"Hey, did you see what I gave you?"

Hachiman called Haruno.

"This... did you really write this?" Haruno's voice was filled with disbelief.

Yukino added some details.

"Even so, I can't believe it. I've already given it to Mom. She'll call you later."

With that, Haruno hung up.

Just a few minutes later, Hachiman received a call from Mother Yukino.

"Hachiman-kun, it seems I underestimated you."

Mother Yukino praised Hachiman as soon as she got on the line.

"I originally thought your composure was due to not understanding what the Yukino name represents, but it seems that's not the case."

"No, you're too kind."

It's just a shame about one thing.

Mother Yukino suddenly sighed.

W-what's a shame? Hachiman asked, flustered.

It's a shame you can't marry into the Yukino family anymore.

Mother Yukino said with a smile, teasing Hachiman.

You jest.

Why do I feel like you're terrified?

You're sweating bullets. I thought you were dissatisfied.

No, I'm very satisfied. Consider this your betrothal gift. With your taste, I can rest assured leaving Little Snow to you.

Don't worry, I won't let Yukino down.

Hachiman had just finished speaking when Yukino, lying nearby, kicked him.

That's good. Pick a time and bring Yukino over for dinner. I believe her father will be very happy to see you.

As you say.

After Hachiman finished speaking, the call ended.

How was it? Yukino asked, seeing Hachiman hang up.

Heh~ You can trust me to handle things.

You're incorrigible~ Go to sleep quickly, I'm exhausted.

Yukino said, turning off the light.

Chapter 51: Approaching

Early morning. Hachiman woke up because something was pressing on him. When he opened his eyes, he saw one of Yukino's thighs on his stomach, and Rumi was lying on top of Hachiman, sleeping soundly.

No wonder I couldn't breathe.

Hachiman thought, his face full of dark lines.

He impatiently woke the two of them up, gasping for air.

What is it?

Yukino cried out in annoyance, her waterfall-like black hair spread across the bed.

Faint red handprints appeared on her fair thighs.

Are you two trying to crush me to death? Hachiman said, holding the groggy Rumi.

Huh? You're blaming me? Isn't it because your bed is too small? Yukino said, yawning as she sat up and looked at Hachiman's bed.

It's huge for one person!

Are you saying it's my fault? Yukino glared at Hachiman. Wearing only her pajamas, a large expanse of her fair skin was exposed.

I really don't understand why you insist on sleeping here.

Hachiman patted Rumi's back as she drowsily fell asleep again, coaxing her back to sleep.

Oh, then I'll leave tonight.

Yukino said coldly.

She got out of bed, took off her pajamas, and threw them directly at Hachiman's face. By the time Hachiman moved the clothes away, he saw her standing by the bed, reaching behind her back and fumbling with her bra clasp.

The girl, with her backside sticking out, took out the school uniform she had washed and ironed yesterday from the closet.

Hachiman placed the sleeping Rumi on the bed, carefully covered her with a blanket, and stealth

I've never heard of a virgin getting pregnant before.

Hachiman continued to court death.

Yukino didn't say anything, she just slowly stepped forward and let Hachiman experience what it was like to be an Aikido master once more.

"Ow ow ow, I was wrong, I was wrong, Ancestor, I was wrong."

Hachiman, with his head trapped between her smooth thighs, felt a secret thrill. While enjoying the view under her skirt, he put on an act.

"You know you were wrong? Too late! You're not getting any tonight."

Yukino said coldly.

"No! Hachiman wailed."

"I don't care, it's disgusting."

Yukino ignored Hachiman's pleas and walked towards the washroom without looking back.

Seeing that his plan had failed, Hachiman pouted and resigned himself to heading to the kitchen.

Just as he was about to finish, Yukino walked over, naturally took the spatula from Hachiman's hand, and said.

"Go wake those two up. We need to eat and get to school."

Hachiman nodded. He first picked up Rumi, then walked to Komachi's room. He saw Komachi sleeping in only her underwear, her blanket scattered on the floor.

He grinned mischievously and slowly walked over, pouncing on Komachi and rubbing his face all over hers.

"Aaaah~!" Komachi shrieked, then opened her eyes and saw her brother. She froze.

"Ah~ Onii-chan, what are you doing? I thought a pervert broke into the house."