Chapter Seventy-Seven: Edinburgh Travelogue: The End / Chapter Seventy-Eight: No Matter What, the Wonderful Vacation Eventually Comes to an End

Hachiman had only slapped Yui's butt and driven her off him because of that.

He really hadn't expected the usually silly-looking Yui to be so clever and scheming about this.

Yukino teased Yui, who was too embarrassed to show her face.

"Yui, hurry up and drink your coffee. It won't taste good once it gets cold."

Hachiman spoke up to help Yui out of the awkward situation. The girl lowered her head without saying a word, her little face red enough to bleed.

"You're really worried about her, huh? You must be feeling pretty good, then?" Yukino said as she leaned against Hachiman's shoulder.

"Feeling good about what? She got me all worked up, and now I can't do anything about it."

"How about you let me take care of that? Hachiman scratched Yukino's palm, his burning breath spraying across the girl's delicate ear.

"You've got it pretty good, don't you? She got you worked up, so you came to me to vent your frustration? That's not how it works. Go find whoever provoked you."

Yukino had completely lost her patience with this man. He could actually say things like that.

"Ah, my heart hurts. I haven't even tasted flesh in so long."

Hachiman clutched his chest and spoke pitifully.

"Is that so? Weren't you having a great time with Yui back then? Go find her again."

Yukino was still jealous over the matter of Yui drugging him in that dream.

"...Why are you still bringing that up? How was I supposed to know that girl would have such guts?"

Hachiman bared his teeth, feeling a twinge of toothache.

"How about the two of us do it with her too? Wouldn't that let you get even?"

Yukino's words caught in her throat. She took a sharp breath before recovering. She