Horror Game: What to Do If You're Too Handsome

With that, he didn't wait for An Xinghe to reply and lunged straight at Snow White!

But before he could get close, he felt a leg slam into his face, sending him flying backward!

He scrambled up, furious, glaring at An Xinghe.

An Xinghe shrugged innocently, signaling he hadn't done a damn thing!

Lin Yan eyed him suspiciously, then charged at Snow White again.

And got kicked flying once more!

This time he saw it—it was Snow White herself who'd kicked him!

"Holy shit! An Xinghe, did you see that? Isn't Snow White dead? How can she still kick people?"

An Xinghe smacked his lips: "Maybe it's a final burst of life."

Lin Yan refused to believe it and rushed at Snow White again.

But no matter what angle he tried, Snow White effortlessly kicked him away, until his face was swollen like a pig's head.

An Xinghe said from the side: "Want me to give it a shot?"

"You? No one can do it! This Snow White's too fierce!"

Yet, completely against Lin Yan's expectations, An Xinghe just walked right up to Snow White's side.

Had the final burst faded?

Lin Yan tried the same approach as An Xinghe, but got mercilessly kicked away again!

An Xinghe waved him off: "Alright, I'll handle this. You head out first."

"Why do I have to leave?"

An Xinghe shot him a look: "I don't like people watching me kiss! Get lost!"

Lin Yan slunk out of the room, but considerately closed the door behind him.

Ten minutes later, An Xinghe walked out.

Lin Yan noticed An Xinghe's lips were noticeably red and swollen, his eye twitching as he asked:

"Did you get the apple out?"

"Nope, the Protagonist Halo's still on you. I fucking forgot to take it back! All that effort wasted!"

With that, An Xinghe struck a pose and yelled:

"Gaia!!"

[Ding! Protagonist Halo transferred. Owner: An Xinghe]

He nodded in satisfaction and said to Lin Yan:

"Wait outside a bit longer. I'll be right back."

Half an hour later, An Xinghe staggered out of the room, one hand holding the Poison Apple, muttering to himself:

"This woman's too wild! My tongue's all numb..."

Livestream Room.

[Tongue numb?? Holy shit! What did you do!]

[Everyone knows what An Xinghe did, alright! The real question is how long he did it!]

[Jealous! Genuinely jealous! I wanna get close to a pretty girl too!]

[An Xinghe, you bastard! My mouth's stuffed full of Dog Food!]

[Boo hoo! Someone please punish this Scumbag!]

[My jealousy is overflowing!]

[Do people really have to have this much difference in luck, you asshole!]

Chapter 36: Cinderella?

Lin Yan stared at the apple in An Xinghe's hand, still dripping with saliva.

He silently shrank back, cursing this shallow, looks-obsessed world!

What the hell did you and Snow White go through, An Xinghe?!

Just then, Snow White stepped out of the room too, resting her chin on An Xinghe's shoulder, cooing sweetly:

"Xinghe, when do you think we should have the wedding? I want it soon."

"Uh, well..."

At that moment, An Xinghe truly understood how Tang Sanzang felt in the Women's Country.

If it weren't for the Horror Game mission, I'd fucking stay here forever!

This is the life of a Golden Gigolo!

Snow White was clearly lost in her own fantasy:

"When the time comes, I'll hold the grandest wedding in the world! I'll summon the finest chefs to prepare the most lavish feast, and invite every king and princess to bless us! The Gray Queen, Mary I, Charles I, Louis XVI..."

Among those royal names, An Xinghe clearly caught one that didn't fit the pattern!

"Wait! Snow White, who's this Gray Queen you mentioned?"

Snow White looked a bit puzzled that An Xinghe cared about the Gray Queen, but she patiently explained:

"The Gray Queen is the ruler of the Gray Country. She used to be poor, always covered in ash, so they called her Cinderella."

"But that woman, with her scheming mind, iron fist, and vicious plots, managed to steal the Gray Country and become queen."

"Honestly, she's a ruthless bitch just like me!"

The Livestream Room.

[Even Snow White knows she's a ruthless bitch!]

[Don't call her princess, call her Your Majesty!]

[Cinderella's a queen now? What's happened to my beautiful fairy tales?!]

[What do you know! This is adult fairy tales! Conquering a queen is way more satisfying than a princess!]

[Above, you and I are kindred spirits!]

[Are all the princess roles in this dungeon ruthless bitches?]

An Xinghe immediately asked:

"Snow White, can you send me to the Gray Country?"

She eyed him suspiciously:

"Xinghe, we're about to get married, why are you going there? Don't tell me..."

Her tone grew darker:

"You've got your eyes on the Gray Queen?"

An Xinghe was an old scumbag; this situation was no challenge for him:

"How could that be! I'm just burdened by my family's mission—I have to go to the Gray Country to complete it!"

As he spoke, he pulled Snow White into his arms and said with deep affection:

"Once I finish the mission, I'll come back and marry you, and we'll have lots of children!"

Even the most basic sweet talk, coming from An Xinghe's mouth, had a devastating effect on women!

Snow White immediately wrapped her arms around his neck and planted a fierce kiss on his lips:

"I'll have someone send you to the Gray Country in a carriage right now! And I'll wait for you to come back!"

Snow White was incredibly efficient. She quickly found the finest carriage and the best driver in the kingdom.

She also packed An Xinghe a few thousand gold coins and plenty of food.

With deep reluctance, she saw off her lover.

On the carriage, Lin Yan stared at An Xinghe and said with a pained heart:

"An Xinghe, deceiving a kind girl like Snow White—doesn't your conscience ache?!"

An Xinghe kicked him:

"Between a sore conscience and sore kidneys, I'll take the former!"

"And if I hadn't sacrificed my charm to save Snow White, would we have gotten the quest item? Would we be riding in this luxury carriage?!"

"Can you feel Kaneki's... pfft, my pain?!"

The Livestream Room!

[An Xinghe is so Versailles with this move!]

[With Snow White as the target, what guy wouldn't want to sacrifice his charm!]

[An Xinghe acts like he's the one losing out...]

[I can't feel An Xinghe's pain! Can An Xinghe feel my pain of being single for thirty years, getting turned on by a pig?!]

[Dammit! I want to feel kidney pain too!]

[Above, you can use your hand!]

[Strong wanking leads to ashes and annihilation!]

Lin Yan fumed with anger but couldn't say much.

Because he was just as much a pervert as An Xinghe, only far inferior in looks.

Helpless, he grabbed some pastries Snow White had prepared and angrily stuffed them in his mouth, as if venting all his rage on the food.

Meanwhile, An Xinghe stared ahead with anxiety.

Gray Country, Cinderella...

Hope she doesn't torture my kidneys!