Horror Game: What to Do When You're Too Handsome
Chapter 25

Cinderella?

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After saying that, he didn't wait for An Xinghe to respond and charged straight at Snow White!

However, before he could even get close, he felt a leg slam into his face, sending his entire body flying!

He stood up angrily and glared at An Xinghe.

An Xinghe innocently spread his hands, indicating that he hadn't done a damn thing!

Lin Yan looked at him suspiciously, then charged at Snow White again.

Only to be kicked away once more!

This time, he saw clearly that Snow White was the one who had kicked him!

"Holy shit! An Xinghe, did you see that? Isn't Snow White dead? How can she still kick people?!"

An Xinghe smacked his lips. "Maybe it's a final burst of energy."

Lin Yan refused to believe it and continued charging at Snow White.

Yet no matter what angle he approached from, Snow White could steadily kick him flying, until he had been beaten into a pig's head.

An Xinghe said from the side, "How about I give it a try?"

"You? No one can do it! This Snow White is too fierce!"

However, completely beyond Lin Yan's expectations, An Xinghe simply walked right up beside Snow White.

Had her final burst of energy worn off?

Lin Yan tried approaching her the way An Xinghe had, only to be mercilessly kicked away again!

An Xinghe waved at him. "All right, I'll handle this. You go outside first."

"Why do you want me to go outside?"

An Xinghe rolled his eyes at him. "I don't like other people watching me kiss! Get lost!"

Lin Yan walked out of the room with his head lowered, but thoughtfully closed the door behind An Xinghe.

Ten minutes later, An Xinghe walked out of the room.

Looking at An Xinghe's noticeably reddened lips, Lin Yan's eyes twitched as he asked,

"Did you get the apple out?"

"No. The Protagonist Halo is still with you. I fucking forgot to take it back! All that effort was wasted!"

After saying that, An Xinghe struck a pose and shouted,

"Gaia!!"

[ Ding! Protagonist Halo transferred. Owner: An Xinghe ]

He nodded in satisfaction and said to Lin Yan,

"Wait outside a little longer. I'll be right back."

Half an hour later, An Xinghe staggered out of the room, holding the Poison Apple in one hand and muttering,

"This woman is way too fierce! My tongue's gone numb..."

Live-stream chat.

[ My tongue's numb?? Holy shit! What did you do?! ] [ Everyone knows what An Xinghe did, all right! The important thing is how long he did it for! ] [ Jealous! I'm officially jealous! I want to cuddle with a beautiful girl too! ] [ An Xinghe, you bastard! You've stuffed my mouth full of dog food! ] [ Waaah! Please, someone punish this scumbag! ] [ My jealousy is overflowing! ] [ Does the gap between people really have to be this huge, damn it?! ]

Chapter 36: Cinderella?

Lin Yan looked at the Poison Apple in An Xinghe's hand. It was still covered in saliva.

He silently hid himself away, cursing this shitty, looks-obsessed world!

An Xinghe, what the hell happened between you and Snow White?!

At that moment, Snow White also walked out of the room. She rested her chin on An Xinghe's shoulder and asked sweetly,

"Xinghe, when do you think we should hold our wedding? I want it to be as soon as possible."

"Ah, well..."

At that moment, An Xinghe once again experienced Tang Sanzang's feelings in Women's Country.

If I didn't have a mission from the Horror Game, I'd definitely stay here!

This is the life of a Golden gigolo!

Snow White was clearly lost in her own fantasies.

"When the time comes, I'll hold the grandest wedding in the world! I'll summon the finest chefs in the world and have them prepare the most lavish banquet. Then I'll invite every king and princess to bless us! The Gray Queen, Mary I, Charles I, Louis XVI..."

Among the names of those kings, An Xinghe clearly heard one that didn't fit the pattern!

"Wait! Snow White, who is this Gray Queen you mentioned?"

Snow White was somewhat puzzled by An Xinghe's interest in the Gray Queen, but patiently explained,

"The Gray Queen is the queen of Gray Country. She used to have a poor family, and was always covered in ash, so people called her Cinderella."

"But that woman relied on her schemes and iron-fisted methods, along with her vicious plots, to successfully seize Gray Country and become its queen."

"Come to think of it, she really is just as fierce as I am!"

Live-stream chat.

[ Snow White even knows that she's fierce! ] [ Don't call her Princess. Call her Your Majesty! ] [ Cinderella became a queen too? What happened to my beautiful fairy tales?! ] [ What do you know! This is an adult fairy tale! Isn't conquering a queen much more satisfying than conquering a princess?! ] [ The person above and I are kindred spirits! ] [ The princess characters in this instance aren't all going to be this fierce, are they? ]

An Xinghe immediately asked,

"Snow White, can you send me to Gray Country?"

Snow White looked at him suspiciously.

"Xinghe, we're getting married soon. What are you going there for? Could it be..."

Snow White's tone grew increasingly dark.

"You're setting your sights on the Gray Queen?"

An Xinghe was an experienced scumbag. This situation couldn't faze him at all.

"How could that be! I'm merely carrying out my family's mission. I have to go to Gray Country to complete it!"

As he spoke, he pulled Snow White into his arms and said passionately,

"Once I've completed my mission, I'll come back and marry you. Then we'll have lots and lots of children!"

Even the most low-level sweet talk had tremendous power against women when it came from An Xinghe's mouth!

Snow White immediately wrapped her arms around An Xinghe's neck and kissed him hard on the lips.

"I'll immediately send people to take you to Gray Country by carriage! I'll wait for you to come back!"

Snow White was incredibly efficient. She quickly found the finest carriage and coachman in the entire country!

She also gave An Xinghe several thousand gold coins and a large supply of food.

Then, filled with deep reluctance, she sent her Lover off.

In the carriage, Lin Yan looked at An Xinghe and said with great indignation,

"An Xinghe, doesn't your conscience hurt, deceiving such a kind girl as Snow White?!"

An Xinghe kicked him.

"Between my conscience hurting and my kidneys hurting, I choose the former!"

"Besides, if I hadn't sacrificed my looks to save Snow White, would we have gotten the quest item? Would we be riding in this luxurious carriage?!"

"Can you understand Kaneki's... Bah! I mean, my pain?!"

Live-stream chat!

[ An Xinghe is being so Versailles right now! ] [ The target is Snow White. What man wouldn't want to sacrifice his looks?! ] [ An Xinghe makes it sound as if he's the one who lost out... ] [ I can't understand An Xinghe's pain! Can An Xinghe understand the pain of being single for thirty years, to the point where even looking at a sow gets me addicted?! ] [ Damn! I want to experience kidney pain too! ] [ You can use your hand, you know! ] [ Strong strokes make the ashes scatter! ]

Lin Yan snorted furiously, but couldn't say anything in response.

Because he was just as much of a lecher as An Xinghe, except that he was far too inferior to An Xinghe in looks.

Helpless, he grabbed the pastries Snow White had prepared and began eating angrily, as if he wanted to vent all his fury on the food.

Meanwhile, An Xinghe gazed ahead anxiously.

Gray Country. Cinderella...

I hope she doesn't put my kidneys through the wringer too!

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