Horror Game: What to Do When You're Too Handsome
Chapter 27

Horror Game: What to Do If You're Too Handsome

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Since Lin Yan had given his repeated assurances, Katie could only agree.

Lin Yan's heart leaped with wild joy: "Since I'm sleeping in the sheep pen, that little bed can go to An Xinghe."

Crack!

The moment Lin Yan finished speaking, a large hole was smashed through the little bed!

Katie pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh dear, the bed's planks must have been old and worn out, so they broke."

"Then Mr. An will just have to sleep with me!"

Lin Yan rolled his eyes wildly in his mind.

Miss Katie, you clearly just broke that bed with an axe! Do you think I didn't see the axe behind you?!

In the end, Lin Yan had to bow to reality.

Dinner time.

Besides Katie, Charlotte, who had been working outside all day, also returned, along with the two sisters' mother.

Katie introduced them: "Mother, Sister, these two gentlemen are Lin Yan and Mr. An Xinghe. They've just arrived in Gray Country, and I've taken them in to stay for the night."

Charlotte didn't speak. She walked straight over to An Xinghe: "Mr. An, my bed is quite large. I wonder..."

"Cough! Cough!"

Lin Yan coughed forcefully twice. "Uh, I'm hungry. Can we eat now?"

Though a bit annoyed at being interrupted, Charlotte didn't lose her temper. Instead, she went to the kitchen to bring out the dishes.

Taking this chance, An Xinghe asked Katie, "Katie, does your Gray Country have a Gray Queen?"

Unexpectedly, Katie's face filled with terror at these words. "Mr. An! You're not here for the Gray Queen's spouse selection, are you?! Don't go! Whatever you do, don't go! Everyone who went died!"

An Xinghe was completely baffled. "What spouse selection? What died? Katie, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

Katie explained, "The Gray Queen recently announced she's seeking a husband from across the land. Whoever can pass the trial and put on the Crystal Slipper can marry her!"

"The trial is to defeat the Gray Country's Guard Captain!"

"Though some people did manage to defeat the Guard Captain, every single one of them failed to put on the Crystal Slipper, and then they were all killed by the Gray Queen!"

"That Gray Queen isn't really looking for a husband at all! She prepared two pairs of Crystal Slippers. She has someone check the size of the trial passer's feet in advance. If someone with big feet comes, she brings out the small pair. If someone with small feet comes, she brings out the big pair."

"And once they fail to put on the Crystal Slipper, the Gray Queen kills them!"

Hearing this, An Xinghe couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Katie, how do you know so many inside details?"

"Because the Gray Queen was originally my little sister! Cinderella!"

Chapter 39: My Whole Body Is Fine Equipment

Cinderella was Katie's little sister?

That meant Katie and Charlotte were the two vicious stepsisters from the original story!

But since the plot had been twisted, Cinderella had become the bloodthirsty Gray Queen, while Katie and Charlotte had turned into good sisters instead.

An Xinghe exchanged a glance with Lin Yan.

This Cinderella seemed even harder to deal with than Snow White!

The night passed without incident.

The next day, before dawn.

An Xinghe and Lin Yan both left Katie's house without a word and went out to the street.

If An Xinghe had directly told Katie he was going to find the Gray Queen, she would definitely have stopped him. So it was better to leave without saying goodbye.

An Xinghe patted Lin Yan on the shoulder. "How was it?"

"Huh? I rested pretty well."

"I mean, how was the little sheep?"

"Warm... wait! An Xinghe, I'll fuck your brother! You tricked me!"

Livestream Room.

[Although human XP systems are free, I think at least they shouldn't...]

[Now I finally know why succubi have two goat horns on their heads...]

[It's over, Lin Yan's fans won't be able to show their faces in public from now on!]

[Tell me, is it really hot?]

[Actually, I'm pretty curious too.]

[Forming a team, forming a team! My friend's family raises sheep, 500 per spot!]

[Count me in!]

An Xinghe and Lin Yan traded jabs for a while before starting to discuss business.

Lin Yan frowned and asked:

"Are you going this time, or am I?"

An Xinghe didn't speak, and Lin Yan continued:

"I'll do it this time. After all, to beat the Guard Captain, a little rookie at Level 8 like you doesn't have the Combat Power at all!"

An Xinghe glanced at him:

"Even if you beat the Guard Captain, can you guarantee you'll conquer Cinderella afterward?"

"This..."

Lin Yan knew that when it came to their effectiveness against women, he and An Xinghe weren't even on the same level!

An Xinghe dusted himself off, stood up, and said:

"Leave it to me. The Protagonist Halo happens to be with me anyway."

Lin Yan looked very embarrassed, but what An Xinghe said was the truth, so he had to put his hand on An Xinghe's shoulder:

"Brother, this dungeon was supposed to be me carrying you, but instead you've been carrying me every step of the way!"

"Consider this me, Lin Yan, owing you one!"

"After we get out, let's add each other as friends. If you ever need your brother for anything, I'll go through fire and water for you!"

Lin Yan's words were very pleasant to hear, and it showed he was a man of character, not yet corrupted by the general environment of the Horror Game.

The two made their way to the castle of the Gray Queen, Cinderella.

The guards outside saw them and stepped forward to ask:

"What are you here for?!"

"To participate in the Gray Queen's selection of a spouse."

The guard looked them over:

"So which one of you is coming?"

An Xinghe stepped forward: "Me!"

The guard sized up An Xinghe:

"Good-looking, sure. Too bad weapons don't care how good you look! Go on in."

At that moment, Lin Yan came over and advised:

"Brother, if you can't win, just run out! You're only Level 8, it's not shameful!"

"Even though you're sharp-tongued and love to shove Dog Food down people's throats, you're still a good guy! Don't die!"

An Xinghe glared at him: "Don't you fucking jinx me!"

Livestream Room.

[Lin Yan has no idea that this Level 8 rookie in front of him has treasures that many Level 50 big shots don't have!]

[Who would've thought a Level 8 rookie would be decked out in Fine Equipment?]

[After all, not everyone can start with Fine Equipment! An Xinghe is basically like in LOL, where everyone else leaves base with a Doran's Blade, and he leaves with Kraken Slayer.]

[You think if An Xinghe pulled two pieces of Fine Equipment out of his pants, Lin Yan would be scared to death...]

[Never mind Lin Yan, anyone would be scared to death!]

[I've been watching An Xinghe's stream the whole time. If it weren't for his equipment stats right there, I'd never believe it!]

[Sharp-tongued and loves to shove Dog FoodLin Yan summed An Xinghe up pretty accurately!]

[I don't know about sharp-tongued, but the Dog Food shoving is real!]

An Xinghe entered the castle, and two soldiers immediately came over to put armor on him.

An Xinghe directly refused!

The two soldiers exchanged glances and sneered:

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