Horror Game: What to Do When You're Too Handsome
Chapter 39

Horror Game: What to Do When You're Too Handsome

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Compared to humans, beastmen have a much stronger reproductive capacity, and their royal capital is extremely crowded.

Lin Yan ran in excitedly, but his heart sank halfway the next second.

He grabbed a nearby Dogman girl and asked tremblingly, "Um, excuse me, is this really the Beastman Empire?"

"Of course! Didn't you see the sign outside? It says Beastman Empire Royal Capital."

"But... why... do you... have a dog's head! Didn't we agree only the ears would be like a dog's, and the rest like a human's, you bastard!!!!"

Livestream Room.

[Real Dogman!]

[Is there something wrong with a Dogman having a dog's head?!]

[I don't think there's anything wrong! Anyone who thinks there is has a problem!]

[As expected, not a Kemonomimi Girl! Isn't this Dogman just a bipedal dog?!]

[Who could bring themselves to do it with that?!]

[Actually, I think it's not bad...]

[The one above, you're acting weird!]

At this moment, An Xinghe caught up from behind and patted Lin Yan on the shoulder:

"Lin Yan, this is your paradise! Here, you don't have to hide your XP anymore! Katie's little lamb, I'll send someone to tell her not to wait for you to come back."

"Ahhhhhh!! An Xinghe! How many times do I have to tell you! When will you believe I don't have that kind of fetish!"

"Little lamb is warm..."

"Don't say it, you bastard!"

Lin Yan rushed forward to wrestle with An Xinghe, but he found that An Xinghe had put on a large bamboo hat at some point, just enough to cover his face.

Lin Yan asked doubtfully:

"An Xinghe, why are you wearing that?"

"To suppress my overflowing charm."

"Oh... oh my foot!" Lin Yan grabbed An Xinghe's shoulders and shook him violently: "Why didn't you wear it in the human kingdom! You had to wear it in the beastman kingdom! You superficial bastard!!!"

Amidst Lin Yan's stormy shouts, An Xinghe explained:

"I just don't want my romantic entanglements to increase."

"Bullshit! A scumbag like you! You don't care about romantic entanglements at all!"

An Xinghe steadied Lin Yan, his voice low as he said:

"Alright, I admit it, I really can't accept that kind of XP. I'm sorry, Lin Yan, we can't be good friends."

"Why can't we be good friends if you don't accept that kind of XP! What kind of image do I have in your heart, hey!"

"A pervert who likes to vent his desires on animals."

"I was complaining just now! It wasn't a question!"

After a period of struggle, Lin Yan seemed to have given up on changing his image in An Xinghe's eyes. He lowered his eyes and asked the Dogman girl in front of him listlessly:

"Um, uh... beautiful lady, has your country's princess been cursed to sleep for several years?"

Chapter 58: Wishing I Could Take Her Place!

"Um, uh... beautiful lady, has your country's princess been cursed to sleep for several years?"

The Dogman girl sized Lin Yan up and asked:

"Are you here to awaken the princess too?"

Lin Yan nodded.

The Dogman girl suddenly shouted:

"Help! Someone! There's a pervert here who likes small animals!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Yan grabbed An Xinghe and they quickly fled, only stopping when they reached a deserted alley.

An Xinghe said:

"So even a person you just met can see your XP."

"Go away! Shouldn't we be complaining about what that beastman girl said! She's an animal herself..."

After this incident, Lin Yan didn't want to ask around on the streets anymore. The two of them discussed it and decided to sneak into the palace at night.

As night fell, the two arrived at the palace one after the other.

The beastman palace was easy to identify. Its exterior was completely covered in thorns and various plants. The entire palace looked like a giant botanical garden from the outside!

An Xinghe gave Lin Yan a look. Lin Yan immediately walked to the main gate.

A miracle happened! The thorns on the gate actually parted on their own, creating a path for Lin Yan!

This is the power of the Protagonist Halo!

However, the absence of thorns didn't mean the two could enter the royal palace, as the doors inside were still locked.

Lin Yan pondered for a moment and said:

"I think the key to the main gate is probably on the guards. We just need to find..."

"BANG!!"

Before Lin Yan could finish, he saw An Xinghe kick open the main gate.

He glanced at Lin Yan with contempt and said:

"What the hell do you think this is, a game! You find a key for every door you encounter! Can't you just kick it down!"

"..." Lin Yan silently gave An Xinghe a thumbs-up!

Successfully entering the royal palace, Lin Yan found that a new problem had arisen!

The Beastman royal palace was huge! Rooms appeared endlessly, and finding the clock tower where the princess was hidden among these rooms was no easy feat.

An Xinghe snapped his fingers and said:

"Follow me."

To Lin Yan's astonished gaze, An Xinghe skillfully navigated past the kitchen, study... and headed straight for the dilapidated clock tower!

Lin Yan couldn't help but ask:

"Old An, how did you find the clock tower!"

"Oh, I've been to enough royal palaces to know that their layouts are all pretty similar. I naturally know where everything is."

Livestream Room.

[Been to enough royal palaces? You might as well say you've bedded enough princesses and queens!]

[Why is An Xinghe so familiar with this place!]

[Before you now is: The Slit-Mouthed Woman's lover · The master of Castle Dimitrescu · Jia Hui's husband · Snow White and Cinderella and Vanessa's husband! An Xinghe!]

[Romancing three queens in one instance! And one of them willingly threw herself at him! An Xinghe, you've gone too far!]

[When others show off their wealth, An Xinghe is straight-up showing off queens!]

Lin Yan was also speechless at An Xinghe's words, but he felt like he was getting used to it.

Small matter, small matter. It's just eating dog food, right? I can eat it in large mouthfuls!

The clock tower before them was where the Sleeping Beauty was located. An Xinghe pushed Lin Yan:

"Go on, go show your manly prowess! After this, you'll be the husband of the Beastman Kingdom's princess! You might even become the next Beastman King!"

Lin Yan brushed aside the empty promises An Xinghe was feeding him and asked:

"Um, Old An, do you think the Beastman princess will have an animal's head like the other beastmen outside?"

"How could that be~" An Xinghe drawled: "The Beastman princess will definitely be like the one in your dreams, a cute kemonomimi girl!"

"You're not lying to me?"

"Why would I lie to you!"

Lin Yan was still uneasy and continued to ask:

"Old An, do you know what kind of animal the Beastman royal family belongs to? Cats? Foxes?"

A gloating expression flashed across An Xinghe's face:

"I don't know about that either. Why don't you go see for yourself and find out?"

"Okay."

Under An Xinghe's spring-like smile, Lin Yan walked into the clock tower.

Livestream Room.

[Hahaha! An Xinghe's trick is too devious!]

[I clearly saw An Xinghe secretly go out and inquire about the Beastman royal family being the Pig Race.]

[I'm starting to pity Lin Yan in the clock tower.]

[Pity what! Maybe he's enjoying himself!]

[Hmph! I wish I could take his place!]

[Hey, hey, hey! There are too many strange people in this livestream room's XP System! So, whose problem is it really!]

Chapter 59 Black Tower

Less than five minutes after Lin Yan went inside, An Xinghe outside heard a scream!

This was followed by a "snort, snort" sound like a pig eating.

The "snort" lasted for about ten minutes before stopping. Then, An Xinghe felt the clock tower begin to shake!

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