Golden spears suddenly erupted from the ground around it, piercing straight towards Nameless.
Bang bang bang~
Nameless flickered, easily repelling the attacks with Gan Jiang and Mo Xie in hand.
However, more chains surged forward.
They were dense, like a hydra with countless heads.
A peculiar longbow instantly materialized in Nameless's hand.
It was the divine treasure of the great Greek hero Heracles, used to slay the Hydra—
Nine Lives!
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
As Nameless drew and loosed the bow, nine arrows materialized at once, striking nine chains simultaneously.
Amidst the roaring sound, the arrows and chains shattered and vanished upon impact.
Nameless drew and loosed the bow once more.
And the Divine Weapon summoned even more spears.
It was born to restrain the Wedge of Heaven, connecting heaven and earth, so that humanity would forever worship the gods.
It possessed Wisdom of Governance, capable of summoning endless spears and swords from the earth, much like the King of Heroes' Gate of Babylon.
The two sides fought for a very, very long time.
Ultimately, neither side gained the upper hand, but a peculiar battle friendship was born.
"Your strength is recognized by me!"
The Divine Weapon's emerald eyes showed no emotion as it placed its hands on Nameless's shoulders and said, "Please, turn me into a true human!"
Nameless, pinned beneath it, smiled. "Of course. I will grant you a human heart. I shall name you Enkidu, and from now on, you shall be called Little En."
"Enkidu? Little En? Alright!"
The Divine Weapon nodded.
At this moment, it, a clay doll without a heart, was finally bestowed with humanity and wisdom.
Nameless's magic was drained by the Divine Weapon, and it lay on the ground to rest for a moment.
The crowd of onlookers found it all very strange—
[Why did I read "Please turn me into a real woman"? Did I activate King Crimson?]
[Enkidu doesn't seem to have a gender? Oh boy, now I'm even more excited!]
[In the epic of Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes and Enkidu also fought to a draw and became sworn friends after recognizing each other's strength!]
[I get it! Nameless first became friends with the King of Heroes, then with Enkidu, forming the most stable love triangle!]
[Emmm, reminds me of a question: If you were to lie between a gay guy and a beautiful woman, who would you turn your back to?]
Wei Gong couldn't help but smile as he watched the scene in the video.
The first time he met Little En, it was no different from a robot, only acting according to a fixed program.
But after his repeated lessons and nurturing until dawn, it finally developed human emotions, a "heart."
That sense of accomplishment was no different from raising a child.
Wei Gong turned to the brat beside him. "Sigh, if only you were as gentle and obedient as Little En."
"Hmph, you're still complaining about this adorable little angel?" Luo Ya said indignantly.
"A fallen angel who pulls out world-ending horns at the drop of a hat and wants to destroy the world?"
Wei Gong's disdain grew.
Gabriel in the anime only said such things.
But this one here was a truly world-ending brat!
No, the chains binding her needed to be tightened. She absolutely couldn't be allowed to expose her true nature!
"I can't be bothered with you!"
Luo Ya sprawled on the sofa, eating watermelon with a spoon while continuing to watch the video.
The most exciting part was coming.
The King of Heroes had finally arrived on the scene.
He stood in the distance and saw Nameless, looking haggard and lying on the ground.
Enkidu, on the other hand, looked exceptionally vibrant, like a flower that had been watered.
Seeing the stark contrast, the King of Heroes did not hesitate to pull out his strongest treasure, the Calamity Sword!
This treasure possessed the terrifying power to "sever the world," and even he did not know its true name.
Gilgamesh angrily declared, "A mere weapon forged by gods, and you dare challenge this King?"
Just as Nameless had said, he was nothing more than a dog watching livestock in the eyes of the gods.
The gods forged a leash, wanting him to be loyal to them forever!
Pure fantasy!
"Wedge of Heaven, you have disobeyed the gods' command. I shall be the one to correct you!"
The Divine Weapon Enkidu, upon seeing the other party, instantly assumed a combat stance.
It was a Divine Weapon created with the concept of "returning the wedge to the gods"!
Its sole purpose in descending upon the human world was to question and correct the King of Heroes.
Behind it, countless golden chains appeared.
And the King of Heroes, holding the Calamity Sword, intended to slay the other party in one strike.
Just as the two were about to engage, Nameless finally opened his eyes: "Golden Flash? Little En, what are you two doing?"
"You bastard, you're not dead?" Gilgamesh was taken aback.
"Get lost, I won't die even if you do!"
Nameless retorted unceremoniously.
Then, He stood up and walked to Enkidu's side, reaching out to stroke its long green hair, like comforting a startled kitten: "Little En, this is one of us. Don't fight him."
"My mission is to correct the Wedge of Heaven and make it fulfill its duty!"
Enkidu replied expressionlessly.
"That's right, let's team up and give this Chūnibyō Flash a personality correction punch, make him a bit more normal!" Nameless said with great amusement.
"Personality correction punch? You want to discipline him with me?"
Enkidu tilted its head slightly, its emerald-like eyes filled with confusion.
It had just been given a name and was full of curiosity about everything human.
"Of course, I won't make a move against a friend—that'll cost extra!"
Nameless replied, then turned his gaze to the King of Heroes. "Little En won't attack you, and you shouldn't attack it either. Isn't it good to have more friends?"
"Heh, this King needs no friends!"
Gilgamesh haughtily refused.
However, While saying he refused, he truly did not make another move.
The three of them headed back to Uruk together...
[Triangles are indeed the most stable relationships!]
[Damn it, King of Heroes, why aren't you a girl with such tsundere tendencies!]
[Sigh, Nameless's charm is getting stronger and stronger. He used to conquer girls, but now even men and genderless beings can't resist his damned charm!]
[Envious! Drowning in jealousy!]
"Nameless... Enkidu..."
The King of Heroes looked at the two familiar figures on the screen.
Countless forgotten memories surged back, all the moments they spent together.
There were arguments, cooperation, and fighting side-by-side in the blood...
What on earth happened that made him forget that infuriating guy?
At this moment, The captain of the guards walked over and said, "Great King, that Magician of Flowers, Merlin, wishes to discuss some matters with you."
"Oh? What matters?"
Gilgamesh lowered his head, his expression listless.
"Please see for yourself."
The captain of the guards presented a tablet.
This made Gilgamesh suddenly pause, remembering how Siduri used to present him with clay tablets back then.
Time flies, people are gone.
Not a single familiar person by his side anymore...
Gilgamesh withdrew his wandering thoughts and reached out to take the tablet.
On it was a message—
[Esteemed King of Heroes, I am Merlin, the Magician of Flowers. Are you interested in cooperating?]
"Oh, how do you wish to cooperate with this King?"
Gilgamesh casually replied.
That guy had been hiding in the Endless Tower of Avalon, making him difficult to find.
[I am honored to have been publicly praised by you, who deemed me fit to be your subject. Now, I wish to cooperate with the King of Heroes to seek greater pleasure!]
"A disgusting rat hiding its head and tail, you think you're worthy?"
Gilgamesh mocked without mercy.
"Uh, of course, I know this is a stretch, but this time it's about Nameless!"
Merlin, who was watching the computer, paused slightly.
It seemed a little different from what he had imagined.
Previously, the other party had praised him for understanding pleasure and being qualified to be his subject.
Why did he feel a bit... hostile this time?
Merlin continued typing: "I'm preparing to assist Mordred in traveling to Dragon Country, Fusang, to find that Nameless Heroic Spirit who dared to insult you, and then put on a grand show of pleasure!"
[In Dragon Country, Fusang... A rat walking in the gutters, I will indulge you this once.]
"Pleasure cooperating with you!"
Merlin smiled brilliantly, incredibly happy.
Mordred had previously told him that Nameless should be in Dragon Country, Fusang.
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