Golden Haired Lion King, the Eternal God!
"Director, this reckless Thunder Monkey King actually wants to connect with me directly via video call. What should we do? Should we decline the invitation and continue typing, or should we connect via video call and start yelling at him?"
Seeing that Thunder Monkey King was acting unpredictably and sitting in the Captain's Cabin, Connie stuck out her tongue and licked the fur on her paws. Her face showed no fear of ordinary aliens facing royalty, but was instead filled with fierce fighting spirit! Five Great Royal Clans days ago, Connie had already offended Crystal Dragon, Cursed Tiger, and Yuan Pig.
Connie especially berated Crystal Dragon severely.
Furthermore, he went beyond his usual practice, promising in the chat channel that if the plan failed this time, he would definitely cut off Clark's tiger head to appease the anger of all his alien brothers and sisters.
Snowy Flying Bear has a strength rating of 10.8. When he hurls insults, people usually just think it's a verbal sparring match between higher-ups.
But Connie's 3.2 strength ignited a wave of "passion" among ordinary alien races.
The title "Golden Haired Lion King" was so famous that almost 90% of the alien races remembered it. His arrogant title was evident from the moment he appeared! But at this moment, it was clear that the Thunder Monkey King was lying if he said he didn't know the Golden Haired Lion King. However, he was cunning and unwilling to lower himself. He was more unwilling to use the tactic of silencing Connie to insult her with words in their chat.
He knew that if he banned the Golden Haired Lion King, she would definitely go to the World Channel to curse him.
Therefore, this move of retreating to advance during the live stream perfectly reflects the difference in the depth of thought between Thunder Monkey King and ordinary alien races.
If Connie accepts, he will definitely use his current advantage as the number one streamer to launch a counterattack.
If Connie doesn't answer, that's fine too. He can simply say that he doesn't bother with such a idiot who only knows how to nitpick.
This round of covert confrontation can be said to have been his ultimate move.
But, "Connie, connect it for me. This time you don't need to say anything, let me do it."
"Let me show you what the simplest form of foul mouth is, and what the ultimate enjoyment is!"
Because of the live stream, Connie is not currently in the top ten, so if you want to connect with her, her screen will be black.
Without being able to see the screen, the language spoken will be automatically translated into the native language of these alien races by the game, so there is no need to worry about being exposed.
Seeing Su Mo's confident face, Connie grinned mischievously and immediately accepted the call request.
The next second, the captain's Captain's Cabin in front of the two began to disappear, and the live broadcast returned in its place.
In the scene, Su Mo saw the Thunder Monkey King King's confident smile.
Normally, seeing a monkey face laughing late at night would have given Su Mo the creeps.
But now, thinking about what was about to happen, Su Mo couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh my, our Golden Haired Lion King friend, you seem much happier today than you did two days ago!"
"Of course I'm happy. You're the fourth beast I've seen among these Five Great Royal Clans. I thought your cultivation would improve, but I didn't expect you to be even worse than that piece of trash, Curse Tiger Clark!"
"Seeing that four of our Five Great Royal Clans are cowards makes me so happy that I think about how we can have more skulls for our clan's children to kick!"
One side is a black screen, and the other side is a picture.
After Su Mo slightly changed his tone when he said those words, the Thunder Monkey King's face darkened instantly.
Even those just watching the drama unfold in the comments section could tell that he was struggling to suppress his anger.
"Golden Haired Lion King, don't push your luck! With your 3.2 strength, you're a piece of trash who can't even make it onto the live stream rankings. You only rely on your silver tongue to attract attention. If I were to meet you at sea, you wouldn't stand a chance!"
"Oh dear, you bunch of good-for-nothings really haven't improved at all, resorting to this trick again."
"Listen up, last time I heard that your mother monkey stayed in Yuan Zhu's room for one night and cheated on you several times, and you were so angry that you died on the spot! It turns out it was just a rumor, what a pity! I had already kindly made a few sets of funeral clothes for you because your mother died early, but it doesn't matter, you'll need them when I see you in a few dozen days!"
Having been influenced by his previous life on Earth, Su Mo could spout such foul language without using any profanity.
On the other side, the Thunder Monkey King, who had never been humiliated like this before, was so enraged that the hairs on his forehead stood on end and bursts of lightning flashed the moment he heard those words.
"You"
"What do you mean, 'you'? You don't really think we're all fools, do you? Enslaving humans? What will you use to enslave them? Your Five Great Royal Clans have been plotting to deal with Su Old Devil for days now, how come he's still alive and well?"
"Oh, you make it sound so easy for you. You want us to capture humans? What if Su Old Devil comes looking for revenge? Thunder Monkey King, are you playing with us like a monkey? Do you think we're all a bunch of idiots under your command?"
Su Old Devil, an eternal pain in the hearts of the Five Great Royal Clans.
For such a beast, when you insult someone, you have to expose their shortcomings!
Without dwelling on strength, Su Mo unleashed a deadly attack that struck at the heart, instantly freezing the opposing Thunder Monkey King in place.
Meanwhile, some ordinary alien races realized what was happening and suddenly seemed to have "brains," starting to argue in the comments section.
"That's right, the Golden Haired Lion King is right. Your Thunder Monkey Race may not be afraid of Su Old Devil, but we can't withstand his torment."
"If Old Su Old Devil attacks, he won't be targeting your Five Great Royal Clans. It would be more advantageous for you if we died. Only a fool would believe that."
"As long as Su Old Devil lives, no one will believe anything you Five Great Royal Clans say. Don't even think about getting us to take the fall for you."
"The Golden Haired Lion King, an eternal god, is the only true warrior among us ordinary alien races who dares to speak out! You Five Great Royal Clans can say whatever you want, we will only follow the Golden Haired Lion King!"
"You're just taking advantage of the Golden Haired Lion King's current weakness. Our clan history records that the Lion Clan was royalty dozens of generations ago. Don't even think about using that title to intimidate them!"
The intelligence of the alien race may be low, but that doesn't mean they can't understand the truth of a matter.
Especially after someone points it out, they have enough logical chain to complete their thinking and draw their own conclusions.
Seeing so many "good brothers" helping him, Su Mo smiled sinisterly while Thunder Monkey King was on cooldown and played his last card.
A card that might give Thunder Monkey King a glimmer of hope! "You monkey trainer, you're just bullying me because I'm not strong, aren't you? Fine, tomorrow when I get the ship, I'll show you what real strength is."
"I'll make your Five Great Royal Clans a laughingstock!"
"Oh? You're just a piece of trash with a strength of only 3.2?"
Hearing that Su Mo had given him a weakness, the stiff-faced Thunder Monkey King finally reacted, his cold expression softened slightly, and he seized the opportunity to reply.
"Stop yelling like a monkey here, it's annoying. Remember, it's tomorrow at four o'clock in the afternoon."
"Our Golden Haired Lion King Clan Chief will start the live stream on time and let you Five Great Royal Clans see what true strength really is!"
After saying this, without waiting for Thunder Monkey King's reaction, Su Mo immediately used the most lethal move in his verbal abuse: leaving the room! Just like in a certain MOBA game, after you've satisfied your opponent's insults with your typing speed, leaving the room immediately is definitely more effective at dealing a critical blow than any previous words.
At this point, even the most good-tempered person would feel compelled to add you as a friend and continue arguing until they feel better.
What you need to do is ignore them and treat them like they're invisible.
It's that simple. You can make your opponent so angry that they feel suffocated all day, and they might even lose a dozen or more games afterward.
And the Thunder Monkey King is just like that.
After seeing "Golden Haired Lion King" decisively leave the live stream and successfully promote himself.
His mind reacted instantly.
The one who just insulted me wasn't the Golden Haired Lion King, but his subordinate, the Lion Man. And this Lion Man was incredibly arrogant, even more so than the Golden Haired Lion King himself! At this moment, even though Thunder Monkey King prided himself on being a "refined and easy-going" person, he was enraged!
At the same time, his angry appearance, just like the previous three members of the royal family, led the ordinary alien races to label him with "impotent rage" out of pity.
Without watching Thunder Monkey King's outburst in his own livestream, having achieved all his goals, Su Mo happily browsed through the other alien races' livestreams and exited the core connection.
Apart from the fact that Thunder Monkey King's ship is Clipper Ship, the other alien races are basically not much different from humans.
The second-ranked alien race, the Huadiao Dog, is a Silver Sandboat, while the other alien races all have ordinary Bronze Sandboat.
As for humanity's core combat ships, Sailing Battleship, it's not that these alien races don't want them, but rather that their Senior Engineer Gao and sophisticated craftsmanship make them difficult for their minds to comprehend and implement.
In addition, the higher-ups had extremely strict control over the blueprints for Sailing Battleship, which was basically implemented down to the individual level.
Human traitors sell blueprints for sand ships to alien races in exchange for supplies and other goods, and the higher-ups turn a blind eye.
But if they dare to sell strategic resources like Sailing Battleship, then naturally we won't be polite.
At best, everyone can work together to find the person who leaked the information through various means, label them a traitor in the World Channel, and turn them into a public enemy.
In severe cases, all large shelters will directly list them as kill targets, and they will be killed without exception upon encounter.
Under such a serious "threat," these small fry lurking beneath the surface naturally knew the stakes, and even if the alien race offered an exorbitant price, no one dared to sell.
"Director, that was brilliant! Thunder Monkey King has added me as a friend. Should we accept?"
Having consciously participated in Su Mo's teachings, Connie immediately felt her skills improve, like the Hope at full speed, instantly becoming several levels higher than before.
"No, but don't refuse either. Like I just said, we'll add it tomorrow at 4 PM."
"When the time comes, listen to my arrangements!"
Speaking of cunning methods, Connie's current intelligence, although enlightened by the Psionic Water, has broken through the limitations of ordinary alien races.
However, this method was still a bit too much for her. After understanding Su Mo's words and reflecting on her previous teaching, Connie quickly left the Captain's Cabin.
Su Mo was left alone in the huge Captain's Cabin once again.
However, compared to the anger he felt when he first started watching Lei Hou's live stream, Su Mo felt much better after venting his anger!
"These Five Great Royal Clans must have a lot of secrets about the wasteland in their heads. Find an opportunity, whether for humanity's sake or for our own, and for the sake of these secrets, we must wipe out these beasts in one fell swoop."
"Other alien races can be scattered and then brought back for use, but these royals are nothing but uncivilized beasts, they must all be annihilated!"
This inadvertently defused a wave of Lei Hou's attempt to incite the enslavement and trafficking of humans, and also laid the groundwork for tomorrow's "seduction" plan.
With such a near- Heavenly Garment Without Seams method, Su Mo was absolutely confident that the alien races would take the bait! Meanwhile, outside, after this delay, it was already past two in the morning.
After instructing Gonggong to adjust the Hope from its maximum speed to cruising speed, Su Mo opened the door to the Captain's Cabin's cabin and went out to inspect the ship while stretching his body.
At its maximum speed of two hours, the Hope has now traveled 180 kilometers north of the depression.
By this time, the sea level had risen to about 10 meters, and the small trees that had previously grown on the land were now difficult to see.
After enjoying the sea breeze for a while and confirming that there were no problems, Su Mo gave instructions for the night's guards, put on his Bluetooth Headset, and returned to the Captain's Cabin, where he lay down on the small bed.
Open the Game Panel, but this time, Su Mo did not continue to connect to the alien core.
Instead, he went straight to the chat, to the Disaster Resistance Channel for humans, and started reading.
It was late at night, almost three o'clock.
Unlike the deserted Disaster Resistance Channel for alien races, the human Disaster Resistance Channel was still lively and uplifting.
Even a random live stream has tens of millions of viewers, and the top ten streams have a staggering hundreds of millions of views! "This time, it seems the rules for humans are still unfriendly to large groups; the top spots are still dominated by lone wolves!"
After quickly scanning the number of viewers in all the live streams, Su Mo nodded and, with a hint of excitement, began to scan the titles of all the live streams.
"My ship, after twenty years of effort, can you stop me?"
New Approaches to Disaster Relief: Avoid Blindly Pursuing Crowd Gatherings
"I am truly the captain of the Flying Henan Man!"
Late-night chat: On the improvement and advancement of maritime navigation technology
"No way, no way, does a sailboat count as a boat? Ignore him, ignore him, a boat expert is a family?"
A 30-year veteran angler's guide to ensuring you never go home empty-handed!
Even in today's world where sailing is prevalent, human-powered hand-rowed boats can still carve out their own niche.
The only raft to make the list online—showing you what a tire party's comeback looks like!
"I'm Su Supporter! I'm Su Supporter Su Supporter, come watch my live stream, let's sing along!"
My ship is big, please bear with me!
This is a sand barge that only high-quality human men can ride on. You definitely won't regret coming in!
"Can't afford a house on Earth, so I started a boat in the wasteland. Guys, can I do it?"
Before the large shelters were listed, the titles of these lone wolves were all quite amusing, making Su Mo laugh.
After filtering through all the candidates, Su Mo did not start from the first one and work his way down.
Instead, they scrolled down and clicked on the only "raft" live stream room, which, although currently ranked 23rd, has a staggering 338 million viewers!