Kamen Rider Is a Villain in Pretty Cure
Chapter 499

Kamen Rider as a Pretty Cure Villain

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Where should I find a place to rest? You can't keep secretly sleeping in X-Eei's movie studio, right? Otherwise... just go find Phantom Empire! If I go to them to find a place to stay, I guess if it is the "kind-hearted" Phantom Empire, as long as she has a good "communication", she will be "happy" to let me check in, right?

Thinking about the insignificant Mirai thing, Ash once again opened the door curtain in front of Omori Bento Shop.

"Welcome... ah, it's Ash-sensei!" The blush on his face appeared for a moment and was quickly suppressed. Yuko, who immediately transformed into a healing girl, reentered the enthusiastic waiter state and pulled out the chair for him. "Welcome, Ash-sensei, this seat is specially prepared for you."

"That's really flattering."

After hearing that the person who came was actually Ash, the diners who were still chatting and laughing while eating in the store all looked at him, and the noisy store gained a rare tranquility.

"This person is... that person?"

"Yes, he is indeed handsome..."

"But I heard... I heard that he actually defeated Pretty Cure and asked him to be his girlfriend to collect a harem!"

"In that case, could he also be interested in Yuko..."

"It shouldn't be the case, Yuko is not Pretty Cure."

Ash, who didn't care about the increasingly outrageous rumors spread by the diners, opened the menu in the girl's hand and started ordering.

By the way, I happen to be a little hungry today.

"I want two No. 9 set meals, one No. 9 set meal in a larger version, one No. 6 set meal with dipping sauce, another No. 7 set meal, and one No. 45 set..."

"Ahem!" Feeling the increasing number of sights around him, Yuko almost hesitated and took the menu from Ash's hand, and reminded him in a friendly way. "Ash-sensei, overeating is very bad for your health."

I also like to eat, so it's not like I can't understand that having plenty of food can make people happy... but isn't this too much?

"I'm happy today, so I eat more."

"If you can't finish it, the wasted part is not good."

And eating so much, is Ash still a sumo wrestler, a wrestler?

"What do you think?" Ash showed off his perfect biceps in front of Yuko by rolling up his sleeves. "Although it is not an equilateral triangle, if we want to maintain this power, cyclic energy supplementation as a law of physics is still inevitable."

In order to maintain this healthy body, daily night training is also essential, so of course you have to eat more.

The cyborgs blessed by the system can only throw tiles. I am not a true cyborg whose stomach has been transformed into a nuclear fusion furnace and can be full by drinking some northwest wind. Although if you are looking for one, I can go to the Showa era and recommend a few for you.

"Huh~" After finishing the large lunch boxes in front of him, Ash, who was almost satisfied, put his hands together and showed a satisfied smile. "I'm full... Well, thanks for the treat."

"I actually ate them all." With the mood of wanting to "supervise" Ash not to waste food, Yuko sat opposite Ash and watched him eat. Yuko, who had unknowingly witnessed the whole process, finally put away his shocked pupils. "I thought my appetite was already very strong, but it turns out that Ash-sensei can be so powerful when I let it go... Well, I have to work hard too!"

"There's no need to work hard on this part." Although Pretty Cure's breasts are better than Yuri's standard size, Ash's eyes can't help but glance at other areas that are too plump for people of his age. "Be careful if you eat too much and you become a cure tank."

"Such a statement is too rude!" Ash followed Ash's previous actions and rolled up his sleeves. Yuko also had an excited expression on his face. "I will continue to run long distances to stay in shape, and if I exercise more, I can eat more meals when I'm hungry!"

Speaking of which, during my recent long-distance running, I haven't seen Seiji, who used to exercise with me for a long time. What is he doing now?

"The purpose of exercising is to make yourself hungry so that you can eat a few more bowls of rice... Isn't it your favorite to eat curry?"

"Eh!?" When Ash complained about curry, Yuko's eyes immediately flashed. "How do you know curry is my favorite?"

"It's true... you yellow ones are all so weird."

Although the number of yellow warriors who really like to eat curry is actually less than one palm, it has almost become a stereotype.

"If you want to say it's weird, it can't compare to Ash."

With a healing smile that showed no sense of crisis, Yuko suddenly dug up the dark history without hesitation. "To suddenly say something to a girl that makes people blush and make her heart beat, the four of us are together... It's really too much, Ash-sensei."

"The Ash-sensei of the past must have been a playboy who could easily deceive women, right?"

Gulu~ Oops, speaking of this, I keep watching Ash-sensei eat, and I'm already hungry~

"Ahem, you're hungry. Do you want to eat anything?" Ash, who looked as usual, said calmly. "You entertained me, and I can also treat you to a taste of my craftsmanship."

"Then, I want to eat monsters."

The way to change the subject is very stiff. So how do you answer what I say?

"Okay."

"Eh?"

Wait, is there really one?

Chapter 71 Ash's meal today

"Want to eat monster meat? You have an idea, girl. You are worthy of being Pretty Cure."

"Okay, Ash I can't say anything else, so let me show you my skills at this level."

Although it seems to be just an unintentional remark made by a young girl when teasing her, her desire for this "mouth blessing" is really not a lie.

The main reason why she said this was because when she was fighting Gomora, she was so greedy when she saw the extremely fresh meat in the cross-section of the tail that fell on the ground.

It's a pity that Gomora was completely transformed into light by their purification, leaving nothing behind. I was originally regretful that I missed out on the seemingly great ingredients, but I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to eat them at Ash?!

Thinking of this, Yuko immediately put aside other problems and entered the fantasy time as Ash wished. In the fantasy, his saliva began to flow uncontrollably.

"But generally speaking, no one would want to eat a monster when they see it, right?"

"Well, that's how most people are. What about ordinary people..."

Seeing the glistening saliva sliding down the corners of Yuko's slightly raised mouth, Ash also stood up from his seat with a somewhat helpless tone.

The color yellow is associated with foodies. This stereotype is everywhere.

"You really like to eat."

"Well, only those who eat more and exercise more can maintain good health and grow up!"

"That's true, huh." After seeing the diners around him leaving, Ash followed the direction behind Yuko and looked towards the kitchen behind the hotel. "How about you lend me the kitchen for a while?"

"Let me talk to my parents... ah." Yuko, who was excited when he talked about this, realized it and began to scratch his cheeks in embarrassment. "Obviously Ash is a guest who came to our place for dinner, but in the end he asked the guest to cook. How embarrassing..."

"Why are you so polite to me?" Ash, who has no such word in the dictionary, grabbed the girl's shoulders and pushed her directly towards the kitchen. "You are not a guest, you Pretty Cure are all mine."

Speaking of which, I haven't had a chance to show off my cooking skills for a long time. Yuri and the others ran away after they saw me cooking, but Reika and the others didn't have a chance... I think my brother also learned from the best chef in the universe, and he even fought against Tiandao for 300 rounds!

Okay, since I'm also on fire, this time I'll let you, a foodie, experience the tiles in the outer universe!

Not paying any attention to the trembling that came from his palm after he said something strange again and the rapidly rising temperature on the girl's neck, Ash just half-hugged the stiff Yuko's arm and sent her all the way to the kitchen.

"I see, it turns out that the guest wants to borrow the kitchen."

After being "carried" all the way in by the handsome regular boy, the old father "Omori Takeo", whose face was like two big red flowers and had been enduring something, explained that he was happy to see this happen.

"My kitchen is fully equipped, so please feel free to use it."

"Guest, do you have any experience in cooking by yourself?"

"Of course." Ash, who put on his apron, rolled up his sleeves, and instantly changed into a set of chef equipment, was ready to start. "Let me give you some little Ash shocks!"

"I still think this is so strange..."

It feels like it's too early for me to ask a boy to cook for me.

"Aren't you always very generous and natural?" Ash picked up the kitchen knife and repeatedly observed the gloss on it, nodded, and was convinced that this was indeed the backstage of a hotel. "In the final analysis, I am just satisfying myself. You just need to enjoy my next works with peace of mind and satisfy me."

"It's not self-satisfaction. Ash can do such things for others——" Yuko, who regards eating as the top priority in life, immediately puts aside other problems and encourages Ash seriously. "He is a very kind and good person!"

"This answer is really rare."

"What I said, um..." The girl still blushed a little when she thought of Ash's previous words, but she was no longer shy and did not dare to look directly at the man. "I will work hard to satisfy Ash!"

And I really... really want to eat what monster meat tastes like!

"Hmm~"

Ash, who was reminiscing about the past, was not aware of the girl's reaction at all, and just calmly calculated the available ingredients.

If anything, there are actually quite a few monsters that are highly praised for their deliciousness! Just look for something in your collection and cook it in one pot. They have Monster Winery, and I have Monster Restaurant!

"This first."

Just do it. From the inventory that has no concept of time and is used to keep things fresh, Ash took out Gomora's "tail meat" that Yuko had longed for.

"You are really discerning. The barbecue I made with this made Zero almost eat his tongue."

"Oh oh oh!"

Yuko, whose eyes were fixed on the meat, had no interest in who Zero was. Now that she smelled some alluring fragrance, she just wanted to taste it immediately.

"Then this." Ash, who took out a few more pieces of unusually white meat from the safe bag and took a light sniff, also showed a satisfied expression. "Two-Tailed Monster meatballs, Gudon said it was good after eating it! It can be used to make shrimp balls."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"

"It's not good if it's all meat. It's better to have some vegetarian food." Ash, who gradually entered the state of a serious chef, took out another spike that was as long as his forearm. "Then Superspeed Lightning Dragon... I mean Sabotender. There is no doubt that plant monsters are also material."

Although the sharp thorns on the outside can pierce Ace half to death, after peeling off the outer shell, the core seeds inside are extremely delicious! As the saying goes, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside.

"Okay, okay!"

The girl became more and more energetic as she listened to Ash's introduction. Her eyes were brightly focused on the fresh ingredients, and her face was even brighter than when she was shy before.

For Omori Yuko who often goes abroad to help foreign Pretty Cures survive crises and taste foreign delicacies "by the way", facing these "other world" ingredients is really...

I can't refuse it at all!

"Alas——"

Seeing his daughter twisting and squeezing her legs like a greedy girl, Omori Takeo, who was taking off her chef's equipment, also sighed in discomfort and happiness.

Although I know that my daughter's Bingxin is the type who will silently follow others and offer help with peace of mind, but when I actually see her following other boys, I still feel a little uncomfortable...

"Do I usually let her eat too much?"

I was so happy chatting with others that I didn't even care that my father was around.

How sad.

Chapter 72: There will be rewards if you finish eating, and there will be punishment if you don't finish eating.

Probably Omori Yuko, who was the "audience" next to him, played a very good role in cheering him up. Ash, who was in high spirits, recalled the teachings of the swordfish chef and started taking out various ingredients.

"Will there be seafood? Master Ash!"

"Seafood, no problem?!" Ash, who was in a slightly giddy mood, snapped his fingers and took out the system panel, then grabbed the windows on both sides and pulled them open, letting a group of fresh little crabs fall one by one into the steel bowl in front of him.

Before these crabs rushed together to merge into something, Ash knocked them out one by one with a few chopsticks and then soaked them in white wine, causing them to spit out bubbles.

"Plus Raichubasu's pliers meat as a match... haha, genius!"

"Raita sent home-grown carrots, and Eiji gave me half a cucumber with hairy hair."

"I remember this seems to be Tiandao's tofu, right? It's just for making a cold dish... whose protein powder and milk sugar are also stuffed in? Forget it, that's fine too!"

"Of course there are also condiments that are indispensable - spicy, flavorful, and enriched! And then there's this bag of Amazons plasma..."

Ash, with an excited smile on his face, poured the plasma into a nearby discarded plastic bucket, then walked expressionlessly to the garbage disposal area further backstage, turned on the fire, and treated it harmlessly without mercy.

"The other thing is -" As soon as he came back, he saw Yuko, who was eager to try, reaching out to Crab Ganza, and Ash knocked on her head without mercy again, making a painful cry. "You are not allowed to eat secretly. If you dare to eat most of the ingredients here without special treatment, you should even pee in a glowing color?"

"No matter what you say..." Yuko retorted in a low voice after seeing that his father couldn't stand it anymore and left the venue early. "I'm also Pretty Cure, and it's too tempting to just watch like this..."

The girl with a face as bright as a cloud placed her palms between her thighs and knees and kept rubbing them. The swaying of her buttocks left and right showed the girl's dissatisfied desire.

I want to eat, I want to eat! I want to eat it now!

"Is that what you think?"

"I think, I really want to!"

"Then." In front of Yuko's expression of "I'm willing to do whatever you say", the smiling Ash put his palms on Yuko's head, and began to forcefully force his hand toward the middle regardless of the girl's wailing. "Go wash your hands first and sit back and wait for dinner!"

He obviously has the kind of perfect personality that is enthusiastic yet stable and optimistic, but why does his true self show up when it comes to food?

"She's just a greedy girl after all... In that case."

Thinking of Yuko's embarrassing display of gluttony before, and then looking at the dazzling array of rich ingredients in front of him, Ash, who immediately took it into consideration, let out a sinister laugh like the villain in the final trailer of each episode.

"Hmm hum hum -"

Since you like eating so much, then I will make delicious food step by step. How boring would that be?

As a man who had a "Ash No Entry" sign posted on the door of his kitchen on the day he started his apprenticeship, he has 10 or even 9 percent confidence in his creativity.

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