"I have a great idea!"
————Men's chemical experiment dividing line————
"This..."
When Ash brought a few plates of things that shone with rainbow colors and had to be mosaiced in front to pass the review, Omori Yuko, who had been sitting obediently on the dining table with cutlery, forks, dishes and chopsticks ready and was about to drool into a river, was now looking forward to it, neither moving nor standing nor rigidly seated.
No, the existence of that lump of food is not a mosaic, but a "cognitive filter" produced by the brain after it refuses to recognize it!
"What is it?"
"You asked what this is." Ash, who was very satisfied with Yuko's reaction, opened the lid. When a smell that seemed like the Water Demon King beast came here floated, and his eyes were as erratic as those of several Rider who turned on "Clock Up" and started a high-speed duel. Yuko seemed to have seen his too-cheeky smile.
"Ash-sensei, what I want to ask is, what is this?"
"Oh, you want to ask what the name of this dish is, right?" Ash, who was actually pretending to be a confused genius, smiled and started chatting with her. "The menus at the Monster Winery are all called 'Suketdon Flame', 'Pegassa Alien's Dark Space', and 'Red Tomato Assassin'. My dish uses real monster ingredients, so it's called——"
"Monster Graveyard!"
How about it? It's awesome, right? Genius, right? It's the best!
"No, no, no." The normally natural and healed girl could no longer see her frightened expression, and she pointed her trembling fingers at the "Monster Graveyard" that looked like it was going through a San value appraisal and asked again and again. "I want to ask, what is this thing?"
This is definitely not a dish, yes, this is definitely not food!
After the girl who endured the strong discomfort of losing SAN stepped across the mosaic with its own "cognitive filter", she saw a ferocious arena where big monsters attacked each other and fought and evolved!
Two-Tailed Monster, swinging its two tentacles, wanted to force the surrounding monsters to retreat with whips, but Gomora and Superspeed Lightning Dragon grabbed one side and tore it apart from the middle. The scene suddenly looked like a spice shop, with red, yellow, and green splattering all over the floor.
Then, facing Raichubasu, Ganza ran around, but the earth sea beast was stabbed through the heart by the faster space sea beast. Then he pushed it to the ground and started feasting on the spot while blood and foam gushed out.
Not only that, there are more stories of "blood and hatred" that are constantly being staged in this "Monster Graveyard". The girl who can't move her eyes away and screams inwardly that she can't close her eyes finally sees these monsters looking at her with bright red eyes. For a moment, she doesn't know whether she will eat them next or if they are going to eat her.
"Woo, woo woo..."
"Oh, I just wanted to treat you to a taste of my craftsmanship. Why are you so moved that you cried?" Ash pretended to wipe the corners of her eyes and mouth with a handkerchief and finally met those twinkling pitiful eyes.
"Ya...Ash-sensei, although I don't know where I have offended you before..."
"But can I not eat this? I'm not very hungry..."
"Ha, miss, you have to think clearly." Ash approached the girl with an inexplicable oppressive aura, and his low, devilish voice of temptation fell into the girl's ears exactly. "How can Pretty Cure do such a thing as wasting food?"
Seeing Yuko's whole body froze when he countered her with her previous words, Ash also showed a devilish smile on his face.
"So, Miss Omori, I worked hard to make these dishes, you have to think about it."
"There will be rewards if you finish eating, and there will be penalties if you don't finish eating."
Chapter 73: A turn of attack
When he reluctantly but helplessly stretched his fork towards the "existence" that he didn't know what it was but seemed to be squirming alive, Yuko, who usually eats happily, was in a real gloomy and rainy day both in his external expression and his internal psychology.
It's true that I like to eat, and it's true that I like the kind of food that fills my stomach. It's true that I want to satisfy Ash... But the minimum standard for these things is that they must at least look like they can be eaten!
No, refuse... You have to refuse now in order to have a chance to eat more in the future!
But when Yuko looked up, he could see Ash approaching with a very oppressive smile. The sweaty girl couldn't say such a begging statement as "I don't want to evaluate anymore, please hurry up and take it down."
Moreover, no matter what, these "dishes" are delicious dishes made by Ash with great effort. As a hard worker, I can't say it... and I can't waste food casually, right?!
"I know... I won't waste food! I eat, I eat, just show it to you!"
When I decided to become Pretty Cure, I was aware that I might encounter an "unexpected" one day! But if this happens, I will definitely turn into a ghost and come to attack you at night when you sleep!
With a certain sense of anger, she was awakened by the great horror in her heart. She secretly said, "My life is at stake!" She closed her eyes and rolled up some "things" on the plate with a fork, then stuffed them into her mouth. She wanted to swallow them with her tongue to reduce the pain as much as possible.
Oops, I originally wanted to swallow it all in one go, but it was too much and too big for my throat to swallow... I had to taste it!
When people look up, they can see the endless vastness of the dark and deep universe, and this endless dreamy world with stars all over the sky is exactly what Omori Yuko is seeing right now.
"Well..."
Chew, chew.
"Well."
Amidst the swallowing sound of "Gulu", Yuko, whose dull eyes were gradually filled with light again, seemed to hear the sound of great satisfaction deep in his stomach.
"Huh?"
Before the girl could react in a daze, her hand had already reached up on her fork to roll up a ball of food and then put it into her mouth naturally.
"Chew, chew, chew..."
Ash smiled and said nothing. Only the sound of the girl's careful chewing echoed in the entire backstage room.
As the food that he tasted continuously brought the nerve-shocking taste up his tongue, Omori Yuko's hands couldn't stop the action of stuffing food into his mouth.
The originally indescribable bad smell instantly turned into a delicious fragrance after entering the mouth, especially when the sandwiched tail meat with Two-Tailed Monster shrimp balls burst out of fresh juice between the lips and teeth, Yuko What's more, I feel an indescribable enjoyment-level deliciousness. The perfect ratio of salty and sweet brings the ultimate deliciousness to the girl's lips and tongue, but this deliciousness does not have any feeling of greasy taste. There is only a kind of happiness and satisfaction flowing in the throat for a long time.
"Delicious."
When the jade-white teeth bit down, the girl heard an intoxicating "click" sound. The seemingly burnt rotten skin has a golden and crispy texture on the outside, and the soft and rotten vegetables on the inside have the slightest tenacity. Everything seems to be a gentle hug for the mouth. The girl's face turned bright red as her entire mouth was filled with this wonderful taste for a moment, as if she was about to burst out of her clothes the next second!
tasty!
Whether it's meat, seafood or paired with vegetarian dishes, they are all extremely delicious! Underneath the extremely bad appearance that makes the mythical creature come to pieces, it is indeed the result of a wonderful combination of countless different flavors that complement each other. Whether it was the intoxicating rich aroma or the unique flavor, she couldn't help but close her eyes and want to be intoxicated in this delicious ocean.
No longer caring about other thoughts, between the ups and downs, Yuko, whose body was completely controlled by his "taste", was quickly sending the plate of "Monster Graveyard" into his mouth at an elegant but not slow speed.
It is no longer the jungle law fight that evolved from the big monster fighting. Now Yuko can clearly feel from this dish that several monsters and extra vegetables are holding hands together, dancing a cheerful ballet on the taste feast of his tongue!
No, this is not a cemetery! This is heaven, and I am undoubtedly in the middle of heaven at this time!
"Ahhh, ahhhhhh!"
How could it be, how could it be delicious!
Even though there was no time left to speak, the cheerful Ash could still see the meaning in the girl's eyes.
"If someone who can learn someone else's three- or two-year level of Kung Fu in three or two days can be called a genius, then I am someone who can improve and innovate on the original basis in three or two days. I can be said to be a great genius above all geniuses!"
Step by step to cook delicious dishes with full flavor? That's so boring. To do it, you have to be "Oligio" on the outside but "Giolio" on the inside, which is what others can't do. Only then can you be considered as a "great genius"!
Once again, if I want to do it, I can definitely do it at the top level! Mana and Lei and others can't eat it because they are not used to the extreme taste that I admire most, not because I have no sense of taste before!
"As long as I want to do something, there's nothing I can't do wrong!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Yuko, who nodded repeatedly, was not convinced. The girl who had completely conquered her stomach was now focusing on the dish in front of her. It was not until the next time she took off her chopsticks that she realized that the plate was completely empty.
"Ah, no, I'm done eating."
At this time, Yuko finally realized the reality. When the extremely disappointed emotions began to echo in his empty heart, the girl's eyes flashing with some kind of "desire" finally fell on Ash.
"I heard that Ash-sensei seems to have no specific address recently, so he has been moving around?"
"Ah?" Ash, who didn't know why Yuko asked this suddenly, still answered her. "I have no problem. The world is big and I am so strong, so why worry about not having a place to stay?"
"In that case -" Before Ash could say anything more, Yuko took the first step and held Ash's hand with both excited hands, making a sound like a bitch in front of him without any image.
"Why don't you come here... No, why don't you come to my house? Live with me?!"
Chapter 74 Wrong Proposal
"Huh?"
Ash, who took out his hand from the red-eyed and panting girl in front of him and wiped his face with a handkerchief, and looked at the abnormally red color on her cheeks, showed an expression of disgust that was visible to the naked eye.
Slut... tmd Slut, I thought Pretty Cure, with such a pure world view, would not encounter such a bad character, but I didn't expect... huh?
While Ash was secretly wondering what was wrong with the girl, he also noticed that Yuko was looking at the empty plate from time to time, and he seemed to suddenly understand something in his heart.
Could it be that it's not my body that I'm craving for... but my food?
"I feel that no matter how you describe it, the wandering life is always inferior to the warmth brought by family, so no matter how far away you are, hikers will eventually return home."
"Oh." Ash, who had completely lost any sense of reality about his "home" that had long since disappeared from his past memory, agreed very perfunctorily.
"So, I think even Ash, who is like a wanderer, will always need a warm place to rest and rest. If Ash has this need!" The excited Yuko continued to describe the great tomorrow to the expressionless Ash. "Why don't you come to my house! I'm here to help Ash. If my parents and sister know it's Ash, they will definitely be happy to see it!"
Before Ash could ask questions, Yuko said that even these details had been thought out for him.
"No! Rather than saying that I am offering help, I would like to say that please come to my house! My lunch box will never bury Ash's talents!"
In this case, not only can I eat Ash-sensei's delicious rice often... I can even spread this delicious taste from heaven to other diners, that's right! Such an opportunity must have been given to me by God. I am asked to pass on this delicious happiness to everyone. This is undoubtedly the mission of Pretty Cure!
For the girl in front of him who looked inexplicably pious, as if she was carrying some kind of lofty mission, Ash only heard the sound of abacus beads falling from her face.
Omori Yuko, a healing girl who is usually warm and smart, always silently helps others. Today, just because of a meal, her original personality collapsed in front of Ash. I just want to say one word to the "crazy woman" Ash at this moment.
"Sister, you are so nervous!"
"What are you talking about inexplicably? Are we very familiar now?!"
"Oh, don't forget the wonderful time we spent together~"
"I'll save you Lou!" Ash couldn't help but poke Yuko hard on the big head behind the yellow hair. "You said so much, don't you just want to take me to your house to cook for you! What a beautiful idea you have!"
"You said you wanted to give me the warmth of home... what, do you want to propose to me?"
"Yeah!" Unexpectedly, Ash actually broke through this layer and screamed twice. The shy girl was about to give up, when suddenly another idea came to her mind.
I propose to Ash→Ash is my husband→I can eat Ash's delicious meals every day→complete victory!
"Ash, please marry——"
"I refuse!" Ash, whose face was as cold as a mountain, took the first step without hesitation and struck out impeccably.
There are many people who like me, and there are many people who I like... But you want to get married?
Don't you know that the end of shounen romance comics always ends with marriage?! As the saying goes, marriage is the cemetery of heroism of passion and courage. I don't want to get married no matter what!
Besides, if you come to propose because of this kind of thing... I will be hurt by you Pretty Cure this time!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... There's nothing we can do."
Yuko, who was messing around and was useless, finally chose to stop playing in a depressed mood. It was not until Ash agreed that he would have time to start a small stove for her that he finally cheered up. Ash said that the character that had collapsed finally showed signs of sticking back.
"Actually, Ash-sensei, there is one more thing I want to ask sir."
"Oh." After hearing the girl's solemn request, the somewhat listless Ash redirected his attention. "But it doesn't matter, anyway."
Ash, who originally wanted to "show off his skills", completely lost his mood after being dealt with like this, but now he has no other worries at all...
"I'm really free."
"Tell me, if there is anything else you want to trouble me with, you might as well let me see it again."
"It's not me this time." Thinking of her "crazy" behavior before, and even the way she directly proposed to the other party in a hot head, the girl who felt hot all over could only dare to turn her head and not dare to look at Ash. "It's Kohime. She wants to please Ash-sensei."
"Oh~" After hearing this, Ash immediately sat up from the chair where Ge You was paralyzed. "If you want to say this, I won't be sleepy."
After all, I said it before.
I'm very vindictive.
"This is the embassy of the Blue Sky Kingdom in Light Hill."
"Hey~" Ash, who heard this, couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the tall single-family house in front of him that was clearly designed in a Western style. "Even though the entire country was destroyed, there was still an embassy left? Is it to showcase the last Blue Sky people who are on the verge of extinction?"
However, even the embassy is built so luxuriously. It looks like a rich country. Maybe it was some kind of "weird little country" when I was alive.
"Haha..." Yuko, who heard Ash telling a joke about hell, was not able to respond, so he could only make a few awkward noises from behind. "You must never say this kind of thing in front of Kohime her face."
"But that's the fact. The physics of reality will not change because of a change of mind."
"It would be better for her to accept the reality and be more comfortable."
At least, that was the case before the miracles caused by idealism.
"That can't happen... Oh, here we come!" Seeing the blue figure dodging beside the door being pushed open, Yuko immediately greeted her enthusiastically. "Kohime, here, here!"
"I know... I'll slow down a little."
"So, you who are called Cure Princess (Cure Princess) are really Princess."