Waving a hand, Ronglin could not be bothered with the two of them. No matter how he looked at those words and that scene, it seemed like something out of a gay couple's get-together. It was fucking bizarre.
"I can't take this."
Ronglin suddenly felt goosebumps rise all over his body.
Even though he knew they both liked women and could not possibly be gay, in that kind of situation, it was hard not to get the wrong idea.
"..."
"..."
After a string of ellipses, Kisame Hoshigaki and Shisui exchanged glances and shouted in unison, "Don't come near me!!!"
Summoning, the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path!
"..."
"Oh, for fuck's sake."
Ronglin, who had only just reached the doorway, nearly stumbled. He grabbed a trash can beside him and hurled it at them, roaring:
"You two bastards, if you're still in my sight in three seconds, I'll kill you!! Are you trying to disgust me so much I can't eat lunch?"
The flying trash can frightened Kisame Hoshigaki and Shisui into jumping out the window and fleeing, afraid that staying any longer would anger Ronglin.
Although the scene had been strange, Shisui and Kisame Hoshigaki had no intention of becoming gay. After leaving the Hokage's Office Building, Kisame Hoshigaki looked at Shisui and asked:
"Did Lord Hokage really say that?"
"Yeah."
Shisui sighed, then smiled. "Otherwise, do you think I'd still be able to smile?
"Although there really are some minor side effects, as long as I can recover, such a tiny side effect is nothing. I'm really looking forward to it. I never thought that I, Uchiha Shisui, would one day end up like this."
"It's a good thing Lord Hokage has a solution. Otherwise, I wouldn't even know what to do."
"As long as you can