I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins
Chapter 100

Jiang Lin! Where Are You!

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In the courtyard of the Qian family mansion, the husky darted about in the grass, chasing butterflies with its four short little legs.

Inside the pavilion, Qian Xiaopang and his maid, Jiu Jiu, sat on stone benches, watching Jiang Lin tapping on a black board. The board, written in chalk, read "Little Chrysanthemum Classroom"...

"Ahem, let's begin our first lesson." Jiang Lin coughed a few times. "First, Xiao Qian, what do you think is the most important thing when it comes to picking up girls?"

"Momentum!"

"No! Next one!"

"Appearance!"

"That's not right either, Jiu Jiu, what do you think?"

"My lord, I believe it is... internal..."

"Still not right." Jiang Lin, standing in the courtyard, shook his head and tossed two copper coins from his pocket to them. "They're gold coins!"

Looking at the copper coins in his hand, Qian Xiaopang was a little confused. "But teacher, I don't need money..."

Jiang Lin rolled his eyes at Qian Xiaopang:

"That's because you're using the wrong method. As the famous Mr. Lu once said:"

[Many diseases in the world can only be cured by treating the root cause; the same applies to women.]

"Teacher, what do you mean?"

"So, although you're very rich, you're using it incorrectly; you're not addressing the root cause."

Jiang Lin began to spout nonsense with a straight face.

"Real girls are not like those in the Novel Family, where you can win their hearts just by Yasashi."

When you're with an artistic girl, you need to be refined and cultured.

When you're with an introverted girl, you need to know how to tell jokes.

When facing a Tsundere girl, the best approach is to go all out with high attack and zero defense!

In short, you need to understand what Woman's Heart is—perfect timing, your teacher understands Woman's Heart best!

"Teacher! Please teach me!"

Qian Xiaopang suddenly knelt down, then moved to Jiang Lin's side as if in fast forward, and grabbed Jiang Lin's leg.

"Don't worry." Jiang Lin patted his disciple Yuanyuan's head. "As your master, I've conquered countless girls (girls in dating sims) and seen countless examples (harem novels and anime). I'll definitely help you win over the one you like."

"Hmm? Teacher, you know?"

"I told you, teacher, I know a little about divination." Jiang Lin stroked his chin, looking like a charlatan. "You saved a girl one night, hid her in your backyard, and then fell in love with her, right? I understand."

"Teacher..." Little Fatty cried even louder, clinging tightly to Jiang Lin's leg.

"Alright, alright, I bet you, Xiao Qian, haven't actually had sex yet, have you?"

"I..."

Qian Xiaopang hesitated, a little shy, but still nodded with his chubby face slightly flushed.

"It's alright, this makes you look more innocent," Jiang Lin smiled. "But you need to be bolder and chat with girls more often, otherwise you'll start stuttering in front of them."

"But teacher, the maids in the manor are so respectful to me, but when they harass respectable women outside, they start crying and making a scene before I can even say anything. How can I possibly talk to them?"

"Isn't that simple?" Jiang Lin helped his 300-pound apprentice to his feet. "Tonight, your teacher will take you to the purest place! I guarantee it will be the purest relationship between a man and a woman!"

Standing up, Qian Zhenduo looked at her teacher's serious expression and nodded emphatically.

"Senior sister..."

Inside the inn, as soon as Qin Xiao returned to his room, he saw his senior sister sitting in a chair, her slender fingers holding a teacup, her Flying Sword Qingbi, hovering in the air, radiating a chilling sword aura.

Beside Senior Sister Lin were her two junior sisters.

You're back?

"They're... back." Qin Xiao felt a sense of foreboding.

"It's good that you're back." The woman gently put down her teacup. "Junior Brother Qin, is there anything you want to say to me?"

Hearing his senior sister's icy voice, Qin Xiao swallowed hard, cold sweat beading on his forehead. Despite this, Qin Xiao stood upright, looking as if he were bravely facing death.

"Senior sister! Little Lin and I are not only fellow disciples, but also brothers who have even borrowed each other's underwear! I would never betray Little Lin!"

"Oh? That's quite a deep brotherly bond." Lin Qingwan smiled slightly. "I heard that you like Meimei, right Qin Xiao? Meimei is your senior sister from your peak, if I remember correctly?"

"I..."

"Give it to him..."

"Yes, Senior Sister."

Two junior female students took out a folded piece of paper from their pockets and handed it to Qin Xiao. Qin Xiao nervously took it, unfolded it, and stared blankly at it.

"Senior sister... this..."

"That's right, it lists all of Meimei's favorite fruits and vegetables, as well as some of her daily habits."

"Hahaha! Senior Sister, Senior Sister Shangguan is indeed the one I love, but to ask me to betray Little Lin! I..."

"If you're willing to do me a favor, I can not only give Meimei more hobbies and habits, but I can also arrange to meet Meimei and put in a good word for you."

"I, Qin Xiao, am willing to serve my senior sister!"

As soon as Lin Qingwan finished speaking, Qin Xiao cupped his hands and knelt on one knee...

"Hmm, very good." Lin Qingwan nodded and had a junior sister take out a book and hand it to Qin Xiao.

Qin Xiao took it and looked at it.

On the 《On the Self-Cultivation of a Spy》

As darkness fell, every household lit candles, and some businesses put up lanterns.

Although there were no neon lights or anything like that in this era, the sight of countless candles lit up the moon and red lanterns hanging in the walls had its own unique charm.

Especially in front of a brightly lit building, as if it were daytime...

Upstairs, several scantily clad women were waving handkerchiefs at men passing by on the street, and some women standing outside were pulling men inside as soon as they saw them...

"Teacher, where is this?"

"This is the place of purity I spoke of." Looking at the signboard of the Spring Breeze Pavilion, Jiang Lin smiled slightly. "As long as we pay, they will chat with us all night, and can even teach us foreign languages. After one night, there will be no more relationship. Isn't that pure enough?"

"..."

Qian Xiaopang wanted to argue, but his teacher's words seemed to make perfect sense.

While Qian Xiaopang was still hesitating about whether to go in, Jiang Lin walked up with his arm around Qian Zhenduo's shoulder and shouted:

"We're rich, handsome, and successful!"

"Oh! Please come in, young master."

"Young master, you're so handsome!"

"Young master, you are quite imposing."

"Young master, I am most skilled at musical instruments. I wonder if you would enjoy playing the flute under the moonlight?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a dozen girls ran out, crowding around the two of them and pulling them inside.

Meanwhile, in the backyard of the Qian residence.

A pair of injured white fox sisters leaped in.

In the center of the courtyard, a woman dressed in hemp clothing sat serenely.

Upon seeing the woman, the white fox sisters disregarded their injuries and knelt down on one knee.

The white fox sisters landed almost immediately, and a woman wearing a veil arrived on Sword Flight:

"Jiang Lin! Where is he?!"

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