A Monk in Ten Thousand Buddhas Continent

At night, in a small courtyard on the outskirts of the Sun Moon Sect town, a man was sitting in the yard, dozing off.

Buddhist scriptures were laid out in front of the man. These books looked somewhat old, as if they were from a very long time ago.

"Clang..."

The bald man had a close encounter with the stone table in the courtyard...

Mi Hu, Wu Ke touched his bald head and yawned.

Standing up, Wu Ke patted the Buddhist scriptures spread out on the table and gently closed them.

Patting his butt and scratching his bald head, Wu Ke looked at the courtyard behind him, seemingly lost in thought.

Upon entering the house, Wu Ke, who hadn't cleaned it for a month, swept the floor, wiped the table, and closed the windows.

Wu Ke took out a piece of cloth from the cabinet, thought for a moment, and then took a set of clothes, along with two fanfiction books by Jiang Lin. He slowly blew out the candles in the room and then slowly closed the door.

As Wu Ke stepped out of the courtyard, a man, a bird, and a pig flew down from the night sky.

"Light Bulb, you found your wife?"

"Light Bulb" was a nickname Jiang Lin gave to Wu Ke. Although they didn't know what Light Bulb was, Jiang Lin said it was a Light Bulb that could emit light.

That's Liao Liao...

"Hehehe... Found it."

Wu Ke smiled and wiped his nose, with a kind of honest and vulgar look...

"Don't be in such a hurry. If you want a wife, Brother Jiang will definitely bring that Cuihua back. He'll make sure you have a warm bed."

The Diao Da flapped its wings and said.

Wu Ke quickly waved his hand. "No, this can't be rushed! What if Brother Jiang takes a fancy to my wife? I can't beat Brother Jiang... Also... it's not Cuihua, it's Lianhua..."

"Cuihua and Lianhua are the same." Jiji Bo rolled her eyes at Wu Ke. "Brother Jiang has a master, why would he be interested in your wife?"

"That's not necessarily true. My lotus is so beautiful, what if Brother Jiang gets lustful? I'd be in a real dilemma."

Fang Chaoqun casually patted Wu Ke's bald head. "Alright, stop talking nonsense. You're not afraid that Brother Jiang will fall for Cuihua, you're afraid that Cuihua will fall for Brother Jiang, aren't you?"

"It's Lianhua..." Wu Ke really wanted to punch those guys a few times, "And Cuihua... ugh... how could Lianhua like someone else? She only likes me, okay?"

"Come on."

Fang Chaoqun rolled her eyes at Wu Ke and continued:

"Wu Ke, what are you thinking? In Lotus's previous life, I met her when I went out to sell fake swords, right? And then, you went to find Lotus, but Lotus ended up falling in love with a scholar?"

Jiji Bo added, "Furthermore, in Lotus's previous incarnation, I encountered Lotus when I was providing postpartum care to other sows. You were rushing out just like that, and in the end, Lotus fell in love with Lily!"

"It's not just that."

Even Diao Da couldn't hold back any longer.

"Let me tell you, in Lotus's past life, I was assigned to deliver packages in the courier department because my sales performance wasn't good enough. Guess what? The recipient was Lotus! That day, Wu Ke grabbed me and rushed me out. In the end, Lotus was already married, and that package was a Qixi Festival gift from one of our Sun Moon Sect cultivators to Lotus... Actually, Lotus was one of our Sun Moon Sect cultivators..."

At that time, Wu Ke, that damn Light Bulb, lived in the western part of the city, which belonged to the Sun Moon Sect, while Lianhua lived in the eastern part...

"Hey Wu Ke, can't you be a man for once... Stop with this 'spiritual love' stuff, what the hell?! Can't you just get straight to the point!" A pig's hoof slapped Wu Ke's bald head in Jiji Bo, "You're not a Buddhist disciple anymore!"

"Who says I'm not?" Wu Ke straightened up, his face full of pride. "Even after all these years, I can still recite the Diamond Sutra backwards for you!"

"Hey, you've got guts! Why don't you carry one on your back then?!"

"Jing Gangjin!"

"..."

"Holy crap, what are you doing?"

"Don't hit my face..."

Who kicked me in the balls?

"Ah! My chrysanthemum!"

Then, under the moonlight and stars, a man, a bird, and a pig laid a bald man on the ground and frantically rubbed him...

After the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, the man, the bird, and the pig finally patted their clothes comfortably.

Wu Ke got up with a bruised and swollen face, and tragically chewed on a golden lotus flower that he had grown with his own natural fertilizer. The next moment, he was completely recovered.

"Wu Ke, I'm not trying to be mean, but you really need courage. What did Brother Jiang say back then? If you like someone, just do it... what's the point of confessing? Besides, you've never confessed in your past lives. What are you trying to do? The shyness of a Buddhist disciple?"

Wu Ke stared innocently at Fang Chaoqun, his eyes blinking like a grown man trying to be cute. "Isn't that right?"

Fang Chaoqun's face twitched with anger. "Who do you think I am... Have you ever seen a Buddhist disciple who drinks alcohol, eats meat, and then squats on the street corner with us watching girls?"

"Hey! Fang Chaoqun, don't make baseless accusations! I drink and eat meat because I have Buddha in my heart. I wasn't looking at girls when I was squatting on the street corner, I was looking at... water! Brother Jiang once said that women are like water!"

"Then what's with that bellyband you're wearing?"

As he spoke, Diao Da Wu Ke's deep V-neck, revealing a light red bellyband embroidered with strawberries underneath.

"Hey, it's strawberry style... wait... why does your undergarment look so much like Fang Chaoqun's cousin's..."

Suddenly, the sound stopped abruptly, and Diao Da and Jiji Bo looked together at the other side of the Fang Chaoqun...

"This is outrageous! Wu Ke, you actually bought my cousin's undergarment!" Fang Chaoqun jumped up immediately. "Wait! Diao Da Jiji Bo, how did you two recognize each other?"

"Wait, there must be some misunderstanding here!" Diao Da hurriedly tried to explain!

"What else is there to say? I treated you guys like brothers, and you actually want to be my brother-in-law! I... I'm about to explode!"

Then, a man, a bald man, a bird, and a pig started fighting...

"Splash!"

As they fought, the Diao Da claws accidentally tore the fabric of Fang Chaoqun's dress...

emmm...

It's also light pink, and it's strawberry-shaped...

For a moment... the man, the bald man, the bird, and the pig all fell silent.

The scene was quite awkward at one point...

"Ahem... Don't worry, everyone, I will definitely catch up with Lotus in this life. And I'm not going to see Lotus right away. I need to return to the Ten Thousand Buddhas Continent for a while, so please don't miss me."

Wu Ke broke the silence, adjusted his deep V-neck dress, slung his bag over his shoulder, and silently left...

Meanwhile, the other person, bird, and pig silently straightened their clothes, awkwardly turned around, and went home...

As they walked, the man, the bird, and the pig all stopped and looked in the direction the bald man had left.

Many years ago, a saying circulated in Florida:

[There is a monk in Florida who can comprehend countless teachings.]

But why...?

This bald guy...

It doesn't look like it at all!