It Really Was Too Pathetic?

"Teacher, what's wrong?"

Seeing Jiang Lin stop in front of his courtyard gate, Qian Xiaopang also stopped and asked curiously.

"Xiao Qian," Jiang Lin patted Xiao Qian on the shoulder, "Do you really like that girl in the courtyard?"

Qian Xiaopang answered decisively, "Of course! To be honest, teacher, from the moment I saw her, I had already thought of a name for our child!"

"..." Jiang Lin thought for a moment, "But what if you don't really like her, and you're only attracted to her looks? What if you're just lusting after her body?"

Qian Xiaopang shook his head firmly. "No, teacher! I'm sure of it! I like her!"

"..."

"Teacher, what are you trying to say?" Qian Xiaopang's eyes began to dim. "Are you trying to tell me that I'm still not good enough for her...?"

"No! Xiao Qian!" Jiang Lin shook his head. "Since you're so determined, let's go in. But Xiao Qian, the teacher might have to make you do something inconvenient."

"Um?"

"Oh dear... what a huge mosquito..."

Just as Qian Zhenduo was completely bewildered, Jiang Lin finished speaking and delivered a karate chop to Qian Xiaopang's back.

Little Fatty's vision went black, and he fell forward.

"Bang..."

Jiang Lin originally intended to catch Qian Xiaopang, but Qian Xiaopang was just too heavy. Jiang Lin lost his balance and was pinned to the ground, accidentally straining his back in the process...

"Damn it, Little Fatty needs to lose weight!"

Jiang Lin struggled to crawl out from under the Little Fatty, stood up, and then dragged the Little Fatty against the corner of the courtyard wall.

"As expected, the Martial Warrior First Realm, the Clay Embryo Realm, is just the entry level. It only involves taking on a clay form; it doesn't increase strength at all. At most, it's for improving physical fitness and cultivating Martial Warrior True Qi..."

But thinking about it, it makes sense. The first stage of a Qi cultivator is opening the Spiritual Apertures, and it's only when they reach the second stage that they can understand how to use some Spiritual Power.

Jiang Lin took a breath, patted the dirt off his clothes, and tidied his slightly messy hair.

The moment Jiang Lin stepped into the courtyard, his Spiritual Power surged.

The locust tree in the courtyard, with its leaves falling incessantly like a bald math teacher, suddenly coalesced into a Wood Dragon that charged towards Jiang Lin like a barbarian king.

Jiang Lin leaped into the air, the Wood Dragon crashed into the courtyard wall, and fell empty-handed, scattering leaves everywhere.

However, the courtyard wall remained completely undamaged.

The next moment, the small pond in the courtyard began to swirl, forming a water dragon that swept towards Jiang Lin.

The leaves that crashed against the courtyard wall quickly coalesced and coiled into a Wood Dragon, roaring at Jiang Lin before rushing straight towards Jiang Lin chrysanthemum from behind!

"First Snow!"

Jiang Lin called out softly.

As soon as he finished speaking, a beautiful longsword, as clear as if forged from ice and snow, flew out from Jiang Lin's eyebrows, quickly transforming from the size of an embroidery needle into a normal Flying Sword and piercing towards the water dragon.

Jiang Lin also raised his hand to grasp the sun, secretly activating the Sun Moon Dual Cultivation Technique within his body.

"Take this Grasp Sun Fist, you old man!"

The First Snow pierced the water dragon, passing right through it from head to tail. Jiang Lin's fiery fist also clashed head-on with the dragon head formed by Konoha.

"Ping..."

"Splash..."

After a sword strike and a punch, the water dragon turned into an ice dragon. The next moment, the ice Dragon Falls Apart, shattering into countless ice crystals that floated in the air, reflecting the afternoon sunlight. Several frozen fish fell to the ground, having given up struggling.

The Wood Dragon formed from the condensed leaves also burst into flames.

The First Snow flew into Jiang Lin's hand. With a light swing of his sword, Jiang Lin unleashed a wave of First Snow sword Chilling Qi that surged toward the burning Wood Dragon Wood Dragon a "Ripple Slash," instantly obliterating it completely.

Looking at the small house directly in front of him, Jiang Lin took another step forward. Just as he took one step, the door suddenly opened, and three golden-clad generals burst out.

Jiang Lin tried to take a step, but found that his feet seemed to be stuck.

Not only that, his feet had begun to turn to stone.

"Metal, wood, water, earth, then is there fire too?"

Jiang Lin smiled slightly, flipped the First Snow, pointed the sword downwards, and thrust it into the ground!

Just as the three golden figures were about to punch Jiang Lin on the head, First Snow Sword surged.

The chilling sword energy, like a giant fart, instantly filled the entire courtyard.

Spiky ice crystals spread across the courtyard ground centered on Jiang Lin, supporting the three golden figures haphazardly, unable to escape no matter how much they struggled.

The rings of fire that had just appeared around Jiang Lin were also frozen, the frozen flames resembling dazzling flowers.

Jiang Lin Jiang Lin paused for a moment, then took a deep breath of the sun, drawing in a few drops of golden sunlight.

"Cough... hetui..."

Jiang Lin coughed up a mouthful of thick, golden phlegm at his feet, and his legs, which had been constantly turning to stone, instantly came apart.

After twisting my neck, wiggling my hips, and wiggling my ankles, and bouncing around a few times, I even felt a pleasant soreness, like after a foot massage.

"Alright, First Snow, stop playing around."

Jiang Lin smiled and flicked the hilt of First Snow's sword, as if flicking the forehead of a little girl.

The First Snow emitted a soft sword-like sound, seemingly expressing its dissatisfaction. However, the next moment, ice crystals surged wildly, piercing through the three golden figures, which were then turned into ice sculptures.

"Ping..."

Like a dream shattering, all the ice crystals broke together.

Except for the pond in the yard being dry and the locust tree being bald, everything else seemed normal.

The door slowly opened, and a girl with a slightly chubby face, dressed in plain clothes, slowly walked out.

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not bad...

This was Jiang Lin's first impression of the girl after making a visual assessment.

Of course, since her clothes weren't very form-fitting, the visual estimate might not be entirely accurate...

However, Jiang Lin felt that based on his experience of squatting on the street and looking at beautiful women in his two lifetimes, he shouldn't be too far off.

"Who... who are you? How do you know about my sect's secret techniques!"

The woman spoke slowly, almost like she was reciting lines.

Seeing Jiang Lin's lewd gaze, the girl really wanted to punch him, but her injuries hadn't healed and his cultivation level wasn't low, so the girl in white didn't dare to make a move.

"Ha?"

Jiang Lin was taken aback.

"Your sect's secret techniques? Girl, you seem quite cute, why do you like making suggestive remarks?"

"What driving?! What nonsense are you spouting!"

The woman pointed Peach Wood Sword at Jiang Lin, her tone icy, as if she were prepared to die with him if she couldn't defeat this lewd-looking man.

"I'll ask you again! You... how do you understand my Five Elements... what are the Five Elements again... the Five Elements Magic Array!"

"..."

Jiang Lin didn't know where to begin complaining...

And is the Five Elements Magic Array a secret technique of this girl's sect?

This isn't right. Wasn't this Five Elements Magic Array used by the Tai Er (a chuunibyou) True Lord to keep his chickens and ducks at home, to prevent them from escaping and laying eggs?

People who raise chickens and ducks in the Sun Moon Sect will almost always set up this kind of formation in their yards...

How did this become a sectarian secret art?

Sudden!

Jiang Lin had a bold guess in his mind!

Could it be!

This girl's sect!

Is this player really that bad?