Humans! I'm Going All Out Against You!

Donglin City.

The sun was still shining brightly, the streets were still bustling with pedestrians, shopkeepers were calling out their wares, and wives were buying Sugar-coated Haws with their children on the street—everything was so harmonious and joyful.

Inside the Qian residence, Jiang Lin was still facing off against a young woman.

The girl in front of me looked pale, probably because her injuries hadn't healed.

Jiang Lin felt that after she set up a Five Elements Formation, she had no mana left...

"I'll ask you one more time: why do you know my sect's Five Elements Formation! Who are you?!"

The girl gripped the Peach Wood Longsword tightly in her hand, looking as if she was prepared to perish together with Jiang Lin.

"Which sect do you belong to?"

"Hail-Gathering Sect!"

"..."

Jiang Lin was somewhat reluctant to comment on the sect's name.

"The Five Elements Formation was taught to me by a friend named Tai Er Zhenren, who's a Chuunibyou). Do you know him?"

What is Chuunibyou)?

"He's got something wrong with his head; he's always fantasizing that he's Black Flame Emissary, an unrestrained Black Flame Dragon ~~~"

"Never heard of that!"

The woman said coldly, raising her peach wood sword and pointing it at Jiang Lin: "What Tai Er Zhenjun? That's all nonsense! You're making a fool of me! Do you also want to ride me?"

"Ha?"

Jiang Lin was completely dumbfounded.

"You, you, you, you... How dare a young lady slander someone's innocence! To utter such lewd words!"

"Bah! I don't understand you cultivators at all!"

The woman spat at Jiang Lin and continued:

"The White People Country is north of the Dragon Fish. They are white-bodied and have long hair. There is a yellow horse that looks like a fox with a horn on its back. Riding it grants a lifespan of two thousand years."

You humans said it yourselves! I don't know how you made up such a story! But you just want to ride me! What right do you have to ride me?!

"Hmm? You're Cheng Huang?"

Jiang Lin was even more bewildered.

Jiang Lin had initially thought that the woman Little Fatty liked was a cultivator.

In this world where the Great Dao is ruthless, cultivators generally refuse to have any involvement with ordinary people.

After all, ten years is but a dream for a cultivator, while for an ordinary person, too many changes can occur in that time, making it impossible for the two to continue together.

Therefore, Jiang Lin believed that this girl was ignoring Little Fatty in order to reject Little Fatty.

It turns out this girl wasn't just a cultivator, but also a... [unclear - possibly a type of immortal]?

So, Little Fatty wants to ride Yellow???

Holy crap! Is Little Fatty trying to become Yin Zhiping? No, not entirely, after all, Yin Zhiping rides a dragon...

However, the claim that riding the Yellow Horse would increase one's lifespan by two thousand years is definitely false; otherwise, I would have gone to the White Kingdom!

Then catch a little yellow pheasant, ride on its back every day, and you'll live forever!

In Journey to the West, those people were just eating Tang Sanzang's flesh, weren't they? Why didn't those monsters just team up to capture a mythical beast and then take turns riding it?

While the rumors are certainly exaggerated, they should have some effect on prolonging life and perhaps even improving health!

The thought of riding Huangcheng is good for my health.

Jiang Lin's eyes narrowed into a comical expression as he strained to see the petite woman in front of him.

"I knew you humans were all the same! You're all here to ride me!"

Seeing Jiang Lin's lewd expression, the girl in yellow threw away the peach wood sword, and the petite woman surrounded by Spiritual Power transformed into a snow-white fox that appeared in front of Jiang Lin.

However, it doesn't really look like a fox, only its body shape is similar and it has two horns on its head, on either side of the top of its head.

It looks a bit like an antelope's horn, but Chenghuang's horn is much thinner and longer, with a very sharp end.

For some reason, Jiang Lin thought of the Malay sword...

"Human! I'll fight you to the death!"

Chenghuang roared at Jiang Lin, its front hooves rubbing against the ground, its sharp horns pointing at Jiang Lin Jiang Lin, somewhat like a bull about to charge at him.

"You You... wait a minute..."

Just as the yellow horse was about to leave the bow, a soft female voice came from inside the door!

As soon as the words were spoken, a woman slowly walked out of the room. She was tall and slender with delicate features, but her face was deathly pale, as if she were about to collapse at any moment.

"Young master, please forgive my friend's rudeness."

The woman picked up the peach wood sword and bowed in respect.

"One must take responsibility for one's actions. I beg you, sir, to spare my friend. I am willing to offer up the Sea Bright Pearl! If you insist on not letting this go, then we will have no choice but to perish together with you."

Sea Bright Pearl?

Jiang Lin was completely bewildered.

What is all this nonsense? I just wanted to have a good chat with the female cultivator that Little Fatty likes, how did it suddenly turn into me killing someone and stealing their treasure?

Even though he's a villain, all he does is cheat and swindle...

"Young lady, I think we need to sort this out."

Jiang Lin gathered up the first First Snow to express his sincerity.

"I am a friend of Young Master Qian. I have come today because Young Master Qian has expressed his opinion on..."

Looking at Cheng Huang and this woman, Jiang Lin didn't know who to say to her.

"I have feelings for one of you, so I've come to act as matchmaker."

"Huh?"

Hearing Jiang Lin's words, the woman looked somewhat embarrassed, and her face even flushed slightly.

Upon hearing that Jiang Lin had come for Qian Xiaopang, Cheng Huang merely grunted and turned his head away.

Now Jiang Lin knows who Little Fatty likes. He has to admit, Little Fatty has a good eye for talent, and Jiang Lin secretly feels that Little Fatty might have a chance!

"You've come because of Young Master Qian, not because of You You or the Sea Bright Pearl I possess?"

"Of course not."

Jiang Lin spoke with righteous indignation.

"Although I, Si Neike, am Wild Mountain Cultivators lives a life of hardship, barely having enough to eat and constantly risking my life, I have to fight tooth and nail with others for even the slightest Opportunity."

However! I, Si Neike, am also a scholar, and I would never dare to rob or seize by force!

Moreover, having heard that demons were causing trouble in Donglin City, I came here specifically to slay them, not for any other reason than to bring peace to the people.

"Pah! Your lewd look just now clearly showed you wanted to ride me!"

Cheng Huang still let out a low growl at Jiang Lin.

"Cough cough cough..."

Jiang Lin coughed a few times to ease the awkwardness.

"That was just a conditioned reflex. To be honest, Miss Chenghuang, my gaze wasn't lewd, but rather one of envy and admiration. After all, Chenghuang is a divine beast, and I've long yearned to own one, which is why I lost my composure just now."

"We were indeed mistaken about you, young master. Please forgive us." The woman bowed again. "Please tell Young Master Qian that I will never forget his life-saving grace. However, you should also know that we cultivators are no longer ordinary people..."

"Sigh... I knew it. But I hope you can tell Xiao Qian yourself."

Jiang Lin sighed.

"At least when it comes to 'love,' everyone is the same..."

[Thanks to the rich man "Red Dust. Zhiren" for the reward of 10,200 starting coins~~~I owe him the previous chapter (..???..)]

[Thanks to the generous reader "A lazy bum who procrastinates isn't a good lazy bum" for the 10,000 Qidian reward! This reader must be taking the college entrance exam soon, wishing them the best of luck in achieving their desired results in 100 days! (????)‥?]