Brother Jiang! You're Famous!

Black Tortoise City's "A Little Sweet" teahouse...

"Hey, have you heard?"

"Heard what?"

"Oh, come on, about what happened at that inn called 'This is Not a Black Shop'."

"Oh... I've heard, I've heard. Who would've thought that Jiang Lin actually didn't die!"

"Not only did he not die, I heard from my eldest nephew's wife's best friend's boyfriend's girlfriend that Fairy Lin got into a fight with that Jiang Lin at the inn. And guess what? When the Dragon Gate Sect disciples heard the noise and burst through the door, that Jiang Lin... he... he..."

"Oh, what is it already? Spit it out!"

"He was stark naked, hugging Fairy Lin and kissing her like crazy!"

"What?! That lecher dares to be so brazen!"

"Who knows? Now the Dragon Gate Sect and Black Tortoise City's cultivators are all hunting him down."

Black Tortoise City's Drunken Immortal Abode, the city's greatest pleasure den, hailed as the Royal Uncle Club, usually busiest at night.

Early in the morning, a man rushed frantically inside.

"Brother Hao! Brother Hao! Terrible news, terrible news!"

A man shouted as he pushed open the door, triggering a shriek from inside the room.

"What's all the shouting for? What's so urgent?! Didn't you see I'm in the middle of studying Black Tortoise City Dialect?!"

On the large double bed, a man sat up, while the Drunken Immortal Abode woman covered her face and pulled up the blanket.

"Brother Hao! You can study dialect another day, but Fairy Lin of the Dragon Gate Sect... she... she..."

"Fairy Lin?! What about her?!"

"She was forcibly kissed!"

"What!"

At the Black Tortoise City Confucian Academy, an old teacher stepped up to the podium, glanced at today's headline in the Black Tortoise City Daily, and said with gravity:

"There's a pervert on the loose in Black Tortoise City lately. Young ladies, take care to protect yourselves. Those with partners, keep a close eye on your girlfriends. Alright, let's begin today's lesson."

On the streets of Black Tortoise City, a little girl wanted sugar-coated haws, but her mother wouldn't buy them, so she sat on the ground crying and throwing a tantrum.

"Cry, cry, cry. You'll get cavities, and you still want sweets. If you keep crying, that pervert named Jiang Lin loves crybabies the most!"

The moment the mother finished speaking, the little girl's crying stopped abruptly, her chubby little face flushed red.

At Black Tortoise City's "This Restaurant is Very Affordable" restaurant, a "young lady" ordered a few small dishes, piled a heaping bowl of rice, and was happily eating lunch.

Because the girl looked so pure and cute, each time she put a mouthful of rice into her small lips, it seemed even more charming and lively. Many people in the restaurant secretly glanced her way.

Before long, a man in white robes, a jade pendant at his waist, and a landscape painting fan in hand walked over and sat down across from the "young lady."

"Ahem ahem..." The man cleared his throat, and with a shwoosh, his fan snapped open, lifting a wisp of his bangs. "Miss, are you dining alone?"

The girl didn't answer, just kept her head down eating.

"Um, miss, you should be careful. There's a flower-picking thief on the loose in the city lately, named Jiang Lin. If you don't mind, I, Ye Liangchen of the Unadorned Willow Sect, would be honored to accompany you..."

Shwoosh—before Ye Liangchen could finish, the girl stood up, took out a handkerchief, and wiped her mouth.

"Miss..."

Bam!

Still before he could finish, the girl threw a punch, and Ye Liangchen flew out of the restaurant. He clutched his chest, trying to get up, but his breath caught, and he passed out cold.

"I'm a man! A real man!"

The "young lady" said in a rough, shrill voice, tossed her head, threw a piece of silver to the waiter, and turned to leave.

In the Black Tortoise City Lord's private chamber, a girl in a black dress with skin like snow was reading today's Black Tortoise City Daily, while another girl with a brow dot was nervously watching the enchanting woman beside her.

"Yuni, listen to me. There must be some misunderstanding here. Even if little Jiang Lin is hot-blooded, there's no way he'd be naked..."

"Of course there's a misunderstanding!" Jiang Yuni stood up, and a black natal sword flew from between the girl's brows into her hand.

"Yuni, calm down, calm down. Little Jiang Lin definitely isn't that kind of person." Just as the girl was about to take off on her sword, Black Tortoise City Lord Luo Qinchang quickly hugged her slender willow waist.

"No duh. My Jiang Lin isn't that kind of person. That Lin Qingwan seduced my Jiang Lin, and when she couldn't have him, she slandered him with rumors! My little Linlin must be heartbroken! I want to see if the Dragon Gate Sect can withstand my sword challenge!"

"Huh? Seduced? Slander?"

Looking at the Black Tortoise City Daily on the floor, the black-and-white text clearly said Jiang Lin had defiled Dragon Gate Sect's Eldest Senior Sister, Fairy Lin Qingwan. How did this girl see it exactly backwards?

"Isn't that right? Qinchang, let me go!"

"No! Yuni, put down the sword first, let's calm down!" Luo Qinchang felt like crying. "I will definitely investigate this matter and clear Jiang Lin's name, but if you go out now and your identity is exposed, you'll be surrounded and attacked by those old bastards. If the commotion blows up, Little Lin will be caught up in it too."

"But..."

"No buts."

Seeing the girl in her arms soften slightly, Luo Qinchang grasped Jiang Yuni's delicate hand and turned to face her. Their beautiful eyes met. "Trust me! I will never let Little Lin suffer even the slightest harm."

Jiang Yuni stared straight into Luo Qinchang's eyes, and Luo Qinchang's gaze was full of sincerity.

"Qinchang, tell me the truth."

"Mm!"

"Have you also taken a liking to Little Lin?!"

"???"

"Xueli, this time after we buy the supplies needed for the Secret Realm, let's try not to go out anymore."

On the bustling streets of Black Tortoise City, a woman wearing a Bamboo Hat and a large robe that concealed her graceful figure had a voice transmit into the girl's Divine Sense.

"Elder Sister Sword Spirit is worried about that Flower-Picking Bandit named Jiang Lin?"

"I am a bit concerned. I heard that Lin Qingwan of the Dragon Gate Sect has already reached the Dragon Gate Realm, and even she was molested. Although you are gifted with a natural Supreme Bone, your current realm is still low, so you must act cautiously for now.

But don't worry too much. As long as he hasn't entered the Jade Purity Realm, if that Flower-Picking Thief dares to come! Elder Sister Sword Spirit can break his legs!"

"Mm! As long as Elder Sister Sword Spirit is here, Xueli is afraid of nothing! If he dares to come, then Xueli will just rid the people of a scourge!"

"Ha... ah-choo..."

"Brother Jiang, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, fine. Just caught a chill." Jiang Lin rubbed his nose and looked at Fang Chaoqun. "By the way, what were you saying just now?"

"Oh, Brother Jiang, congratulations indeed." Saying this, Fang Chaoqun held up the Black Tortoise City Daily and stood up to offer a Congratulatory Gift.

"Congratulations?! Am I a happy father?!"

"Father? I wouldn't know about that, but, Brother Jiang! You've become famous!"