I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins
Chapter 193

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[Suddenly realizing the system hasn't appeared in a while, and not letting the male protagonist make choices, even a lazy bum like me feels something's wrong. This won't do; the male protagonist has to stir things up in the Sect Martial Arts Competition.]

In a small courtyard on the outskirts of the Sun Moon Sect, a bald man slowly packed his belongings and locked the door.

Thinking that he might have forgotten something, Wu Ke went back to his bedroom and put the book covered in Holy Light from under his pillow into his bag before leaving with peace of mind.

He picked ninety-nine lotus flowers that were still blooming in the pond even in winter and put them away. Wu Ke then mustered his courage and went to a small courtyard in the neighborhood near the Spring Breeze Pavilion.

Wu Ke had already found out that Lianhua would return this morning after playing the guzheng for an hour at the Spring Breeze Pavilion.

This was Wu Ke's first time meeting Lotus.

I used to want to see him, but every time I lingered at the entrance of the Spring Breeze Pavilion or the courtyard gate, I would turn back.

Wu Ke also secretly followed Lianhua to and from work several times, just like a stalker.

But now, Wu Ke felt he could no longer hesitate.

As Brother Jiang said, hesitation leads to defeat!

Moreover, he was about to leave the Sun Moon Sect, and if they didn't meet again soon, it would be Moon Empress they saw each other again.

Mustering his courage, Wu Ke walked to the front of the courtyard.

Before Lianhua returns, Wu Ke plans to give her a surprise.

She arranged her ninety-nine golden lotus flowers in the courtyard, forming a heart shape.

Then, Wu Ke took the megaphone and hid to the side.

Wu Ke learned this move from Jiang Lin.

However, Jiang Lin didn't use it to confess his feelings, but to celebrate his master's eighteenth birthday (his 60th eighteenth birthday, his master's eternal eighteenth birthday).

When Brother Jiang made that move, Sect Leader Jiang covered her face with tears of joy, and jumped up to hug Brother Jiang's neck and kiss him wildly.

Wu Ke believed that as long as he used this trick, he would definitely be able to move Lotus Flower.

Moreover, I even learned a song from Brother Jiang!

Wasteful, boisterous, romantic!

Wu Ke believed that he would definitely succeed!

Wu Ke had even imagined the scene of Lianhua lying in his arms, crying happily.

As noon approached, Wu Ke, who had been waiting anxiously, finally saw the figure of a woman slowly walking towards him from a distance, getting closer and closer.

The moment Wu Ke saw the lotus flower, he felt as if his heart had stopped for half a second.

Scenes from the past flashed through Wu Ke's mind.

"Um?"

Lotus walked into the courtyard, stepped into the snow, and felt as if she had stepped on something.

[This is the moment!]

As Lotus bent down to brush away the snow covering her, Wu Ke cast a spell.

In an instant, snowflakes swirled and filled the sky, revealing ninety-nine lotus flowers arranged in a heart shape amidst the snow.

Before Lotus could react, a melody she had never heard before played.

"Ugh~~~~~Ugh~~~"

When the moonlight shines on my face, I think I'll soon look completely different.

For you, I transformed into a werewolf; for you, I became insane.

I donned a thick disguise for you, and I changed my heart for you.

A bald man leaped out from a patch of grass in the yard.

He was holding a megaphone and singing passionately.

"I have been praying before Buddha for thousands of years whether we can meet again."

I'd give countless lifetimes for this one lifetime of love; I hope it moves Heaven!

I prayed earnestly before the Buddha... Hey? A lotus flower?

Before the song "Seeking Buddha" was finished, the guzheng in Lianhua's arms fell straight onto the soft snow. She ran out while shouting "Pervert!"

"Lotus! Lotus!!!"

Watching Lotus's figure gradually disappear, Wu Ke reached out and called out.

The wind whistled past... Snowflakes drifted incessantly through the air...

"Tou Ying, I'm leaving."

"Tou Ying, I will definitely earn back the money we spent on buying a house and raising birds."

"Tou Ying, please give me another chance."

"Tou Ying, you are my favorite bird~~~"

Under a large tree, a Diao Da called out to the house in the tree.

Like a lowly licking bird.

But no birds responded to the houses in the trees.

"Tou Ying, wait for me! I will definitely win first place! You must wait for me..."

Despite the lack of response, Diao Da continued to call out with deep emotion.

After taking one last, deep look at the house, Diao Da shouldered his small bag and flew away...

"Tou Ying, do you really not like Diao Da anymore?"

Inside the house in the tree, a pigeon opened the window, watched the Diao Da fly away, and couldn't help but sigh.

"What a pity, such a beautiful bird..."

"Hmph!" Inside the room, Tou Ying turned his head. "Let's teach him a lesson first! Let him mess with our Marriage Fund!"

"But what Tou Ying Diao Da for another bird?"

"Falling in love with other birds?" Looking at the Diao Da that had long since disappeared from sight, Tou Ying smiled slightly, his eyes full of tenderness. "He wouldn't dare!"

"Honey, I'm leaving now."

"Get out of here! Get out of here! You'd better find a new sow outside!"

"Oh, honey, I'm innocent! I really didn't mean to give that sow postpartum care last time."

"Real?"

"Yes! Really! I, Jiji Bo, swear on my 500-pound weight!"

"Cousin, I'm leaving now."

"Brother, are you sure you don't want me to come along?"

"No, no, cousin, you're so beautiful. What if Brother Jiang and his gang get carried away?"

"Actually, I don't mind... Young Master Jiang is so handsome..."

"Well..."

Suddenly, seeing his younger sister with her head down and her face flushed, Fang Chaoqun felt as if he had been struck a blow to the heart...

Fallen Flower Sect.

"Senior sister, do you think we can knock Jiang Lin unconscious and bring him back this time?"

"And that man with sword energy filling the sky, let's bring him back and teach him swordsmanship too."

"Junior sister, how did you know it was a man?"

"Wow, with such strong sword energy, he must be a handsome guy."

Gan Di Fist Sect.

The men, all grown men, stood in a square formation with their hands behind their backs.

Standing at the very front of the formation, a muscular guy shouted:

"What is the motto of our Gan Di Fist Sect?!"

One punch isn't enough! Give me two!

What is our goal?

"First! First! First!"

"Good! Gan Di Fist Sect!"

"Drill through the Earth's core!"

"Set off!"

"Junior Sister Hu, is that Flower-Picking Thief named Jiang Lin really that handsome?"

"Junior Sister Hu, just how high is Jiang Lin's cultivation level?"

"Junior Sister Hu, does he like girls like me?"

In the expeditionary force of the Hail-Gathering Sect, many girls surrounded Hu Shuang and kept asking her questions.

Meanwhile, the disciples of the Hail-Gathering Sect secretly vowed to tear that Flower-Picking Thief thief to pieces!

The Wutong Continent Joyful Union Sect.

Many glamorous women and alluring men formed groups and headed there.

Each of them held a portrait in their hands.

The man in the portrait is Jiang Lin.

One of the female elders, who had a fondness for steel wool, smiled broadly, her eyes gazing dreamily at the portrait of him.

"What a fine Cauldron..."

New Zealand Dollar (now renamed) Painting Collection.

Just before departure, a Little Fatty weighing 200 pounds stood on the summit and looked into the distance.

In the past few months, he has risen directly from an outer disciple to Inner Disciple, and then to Direct Disciple. In particular, his unique and spiritual painting style is simply unforgettable.

This Little Fatty was always very humble about it, because Little Fatty knew that his drawing skills were far inferior to even a fraction of his master's.

"Master! Your disciple misses you so much..."

Looking at the paintbrush that his master had given him.

Indeed, there's no one better than a master in this world...

Dragon Gate Sect.

A flash of sword light pierced through the Cong Yun.

Finally, a girl slowly emerged from the Cave Mansion.

"Congratulations, Senior Sister, on reaching the Nascent Soul Realm Second Level..."

The junior disciples who had been waiting there bowed in greeting.

The woman seemed completely unconcerned about her broken mirror, treating it as if it were just a normal meal.

But when the girl thought about meeting him, especially after she won first place in the Sect Martial Arts Competition, she could marry him, the girl smiled sweetly.

"Little Lin... wait for me... senior sister has already saved up her dowry."

Outside the Sect Protecting Formation of the Sun Moon Sect, a man, a sister-obsessed man, a bird, a pig, and a bald man finally reunited.

The man took a deep breath and looked at the crowd, whose eyes were filled with determination.

Brothers! Our motto is!

"Minotaur! Minotaur! Minotaur!"

"Alright! Let's go!"

And just after this strange group left...

Inside the Chen Manor, an exhausted girl slowly awoke.

"Mommy~~~"

Seeing that her mother had woken up, Little Dragon Girl rushed into her mother's arms.

Meanwhile, at the Spring Breeze Pavilion, Wu Die left a letter and slowly departed.

"Your Highness..."

Outside the Sun Moon Sect, four women knelt on one knee.

"Let's go."

The woman spoke calmly, and then smiled.

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