Don't Hit Me in the Kidneys (Revised)
"Alright, now it's your turn."
The senior released Jiang Lin's shoulder, and the next moment, Jiang Lin found himself airborne, with a guy in front of him who looked somewhat like Bald Qiang.
Jiang Lin sensed unparalleled Divine Might emanating from him!
That powerful sense of oppression returned, not only physically, but especially with a deep-seated fear that emanated from within the soul!
"Roar!"
Suddenly, Bald Qiang roared at Jiang Lin, his hairstyle getting messed up again.
"Humans! You are ultimately my puppets! To even think of freedom is utterly foolish!"
The next moment, Bald Qiang suddenly grew bigger!
The oppressive aura made it hard for Jiang Lin to breathe, and now Jiang Lin finally understood what that senior had said.
Faced with an existence of this caliber, one should run if possible, but now, turning around and running away would only lead to an even faster death.
So Jiang Lin made a decision...
I might as well commit suicide... Maybe I'll just Disassembly by Force in the illusion and wake up.
With a thought, Jiang Lin felt the First Snow fall into his hand...
"Madam, Young Master Jiang, he..."
Xiao Hong interrupted the family of three, and their gazes returned to Jiang Lin.
On the training field, everyone saw Jiang Lin stand up, rub his old legs, put his hands on his waist, twist his hips a few times, twist his neck, and even jump around a few times.
"This kid's about to throw a punch."
Sitting in the rocking chair, looking into Jiang Lin's clear and refreshed eyes, Chen Huo couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Once he unleashes this punch, his Clay Embryo Realm will be fully completed, and his Shattering God Fist will be considered a true entry-level skill.
Everyone saw Jiang Lin stop jumping around and slowly raise his hand.
Just when everyone thought Jiang Lin was about to deliver his punch, Jiang Lin Natal Flying Sword flew out from Jiang Lin acupoints and landed in Jiang Lin palm.
Then everyone saw Jiang Lin hold a sword to his neck with his right hand, as if... he was about to commit suicide!
"Wait! That kid seems to have lost his mind, he looks like he's going to commit suicide! Ah..."
Chen Huo suddenly sat up in his wheelchair, but just as he took a step forward, he fell to the ground...
"Mother! Let me go! I have to stop Jiang Lin! Jiang Lin, wake up! Jiang Lin!"
The girl, held tightly in her mother's arms, couldn't break free no matter what she did, and tears streamed down her face.
At this moment, Mother Chen was also extremely surprised. Her fist was already half-clenched, and she was thinking about whether to punch him to wake him up.
But if he were to be forcibly interrupted, Jiang Lin would truly never be able to Martial Warrior in his lifetime!
But this shouldn't be happening, why would it be like this?
Logically speaking, once he stood up, had the courage and determination to face the gods, and took that first step, throwing that punch should have been easy. Why would this kid want to commit suicide?
What's his brain made of?!
Just as Jiang Lin was about to slit his throat with his sword, and Mother Chen was about to punch the boy to wake him up, Jiang Lin suddenly lowered his sword.
Then this guy scratched his head again, and then, Jiang Lin seemed to suddenly have an idea, and held his Natal Flying Sword, which was forged from ice and snow, in his hand like he was holding a javelin.
"Get out of here!"
Jiang Lin took a few steps to run up to the ground and then threw First Snow straight out.
A white light flashed by, piercing straight through the roof like a comet.
"Return My Beauty Fist!"
Immediately afterward, Jiang Lin shouted and leaped into the air, unleashing a barrage of punches into the air, making it seem as if his fists were raining down on someone's face...
In the illusion, Jiang Lin initially intended to commit suicide, but...
Jiang Lin found himself unable to bring himself to do it...
Although Jiang Lin several times, it wasn't a big deal if the attack was swift and decisive. For example, the time he encountered Xiao Xueli in Black Tortoise City and the time he was ambushed during the battle against the Six Major Sects.
The opponents acted swiftly and decisively, clearly seasoned veterans.
On the contrary, the time my senior sister stabbed me in the heart, that pain was real... and if I were to commit suicide...
What if I'm not decisive enough in taking action?
Will it hurt a lot?
If blood gets into your throat, wouldn't that be even more uncomfortable?
And if you're not completely dead, and someone else kicks you a few more times, wouldn't that be even more humiliating?
And most importantly, Disassembly by Force really takes courage... After all, who would be alive and well and then have nothing better to do than slit their own throat?
So Jiang Lin made up his mind! He was going to fight to his heart's content! Even if he died, he would turn into a mosquito and bite him hard!
So, in the illusion, Jiang Lin, holding the First Snow, took a few steps and threw it at the giant Bald Qiang in front of him!
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Lin soared into the air:
"Return My Beauty Fist! Your dad will get you plastic surgery!"
Jiang Lin raised his massive fist, his fist intent reaching its peak, each punch infused with the First Snow Sword, furiously smashing towards the opponent's huge face.
When using the "Return My Beauty Fist," Jiang Lin intentionally or unintentionally mixed in the Shattering God Fist," but he felt that the Shattering God Fist" was too awkward to use, and he felt that the "Return My Beauty Fist" was more comfortable to use.
Although, apart from the sword energy it contained, the fist had virtually no offensive power...
Jiang Lin transformed Leo Ku Bald Qiang into Wu Yanzu, then Gu Juji, and then Er Kang.
"Thump..."
Just as Jiang Lin was about to deliver the final punch, feeling exhilarated and ready to turn his opponent into a famous basketball trainee, a bell suddenly rang out.
"Um?"
The illusion shattered instantly, and Jiang Lin, feeling that he hadn't had enough, slowly landed.
The First Snow, inexplicably thrown out by its mentally unstable owner, spun several times in the air before flying back into Jiang Lin's acupoint.
"So the illusion is broken?" Jiang Lin looked at his surroundings, then at his hands.
Could it be that Bald Qiang doesn't want to learn singing, dancing, or playing basketball?
Jiang Lin!
Before Jiang Lin could turn around, a delicate body bumped into Jiang Lin back, and a pair of small hands tightly gripped Jiang Lin waist.
Although Jiang Lin felt a discomfort in his back...
"Miss Chen, please have some self-respect! I know you're worried about me, but this will lead to misunderstandings."
Jiang Lin really wanted to pry her hands off, but how could this little girl have such a strong grip?
"Who's worried about you!"
Noticing her lapse in composure, Chen Jia blushed slightly and released Jiang Lin's waist.
"Miss Chen, I'm sorry, but I'm too handsome, and I've made you fall for me."
Jiang Lin turned around and looked at Chen Jia, who was looking down, rubbing her fingers, with a daughter-like expression that was somewhat adorable. He knew she was worried about him because of her friend, but he still joked.
What are you saying?!
"Ah!"
Chen Jia punched Jiang Lin in the lower back... it felt like his kidney had ruptured...
"Don't hit my kidney!"
"And don't kick my kidney!"
"Holy crap, your parents are here! Don't move, I need you... Let go, my ear's going to fall off!"
Watching the two playfully fighting on the training field, Mother Chen smiled slightly:
"The Clay Embryo Realm is complete; it's not bad."
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