I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins
Chapter 87

The Concubine Offers Her Regards

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"Pah! You beast!"

Jiang Lin narrowly avoided a spittle and listened to the white fox sisters' insults.

"Why do young ladies like to swear so much?"

Jiang Lin smiled slightly. If he weren't somewhat handsome, Jiang Lin would look like a pervert at that moment.

"Brute!!"

Who are you calling a beast?

"You beast are cursing me!"

"..."

The white fox sister was speechless for a moment. She wanted to say something more to him, but she didn't know where to begin. Her face turned red with anger.

Why are there such shameless people in the world?

"Alright, save your energy." Jiang Lin snapped his fingers, and "Unlimited Blade Works" disappeared. The man, the dog, and the two foxes reappeared in the dilapidated temple.

Since they can't move at all right now, there's no need to keep "Unlimited Blade Works" running and wasting mana.

"Go ahead and kill us if you dare!"

"Alright, alright, stop with the killing spree. I've already told you, our Sun Moon Sect excels at psychological warfare." Jiang Lin smiled slightly, then used his Notoriety Points from the system shop to exchange for two ropes, costing Jiang Lin a full 6666 Notoriety Points.

The label on the rope reads:

[Whether you're a tank, Lava Beast, or even Tyrannosaurus Rex, you're all Tortoise Shell Binding!]

After tying the two up in an artistic, cinematic fashion, Jiang Lin clapped his hands, a wicked grin on his face:

Here's a choice for you:

First, tell me who sent you to Donglin City, why you've targeted me, and why you're trying to take me back. Tell me the answers to these three questions, and this handsome guy will spare your lives.

"What if we don't tell you?"

"Stop wasting words, or readers will complain."

Jiang Lin waved his hand, squatted down in front of them, and looked directly at the white fox sisters.

"If you don't want to tell me, that's fine too. Then I'll tell you my plans."

Don't worry, although I, Jiang Lin, like pretty girls and often wait outside the female cultivators' bathhouse, I, Jiang Lin, have good judgment and would never do anything like Minotaur.

But...

First of all, with legs this long, it's a shame they don't use them as tricycles. What's a tricycle? Oh, it's a kind of cargo transport tool used by our Sun Moon Sect. I provided the idea, and Xiao Hei made it, but that's not important.

After bringing you two back to the Sun Moon Sect, I will have your Spiritual Apertures sealed, and then give you a pill that can control your bodies. At that time, you will retain your consciousness, but your bodies will not obey you.

Add to that the "Muscle-Growth Pill" I taught a Medical Cultivators, and I believe that after a few months of riding a tricycle, almost both of your long legs will be all muscle.

Then, after finishing pedaling the tricycle, the two of them will go to carry bricks. Moon Empress of that, their arms will probably be all muscle.

Then comes pulling carts to work up your abdominal muscles, digging in the mud, and so on. Finally, I'll drag the two of them out into the sun for a few days, along with the "bronze skin" pills I taught you to develop. I guarantee that in less than two years, the two of them will look like this."

As he spoke, Jiang Lin took out a colorful portrait from his pocket. The portrait depicted a muscular, body-bound Muscle Barbie (refer to a high school biology textbook).

When the white fox sisters saw the portrait, their faces immediately turned dark.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you both, the ' Muscle-Growth Pill ' and ' Bronze Skin Pill ' that I taught you are mature products. After taking them, they are connected to the Longevity Bridge (Cultivation Life Bridge) in the body. Unless you reach the Jade Purity Jade Purity Realm and have the opportunity to reshape your appearance, you cannot recover."

Please consider this: even if you two were to break through to the Jade Purity Realm one day, how long do you think it would take based on your current aptitude? Hundreds of years? Or...?

Thousands of years?

Looking at the two beautiful Fox-eared girls, Jiang Lin's smile contained a hint of lewdness.

"Jiang Lin! You beast! Kill me!"

"What kind of man are you! Go ahead and kill me if you dare! Don't make me look down on you!"

Jiang Lin! Use the knife!

Within Jiang Lin's Heart-Lake, the desperate voices of the white fox sisters echoed, and even two lines of tears streamed down their faces...

Although white foxes are aloof and consider themselves noble, their bloodline is indeed quite noble, given their limited numbers.

Even so, the white fox is extremely concerned about her appearance. There are never any ugly female white foxes, especially since white Born with bone-deep charm and have a unique pride in their appearance.

No normal, beauty-conscious woman could bear being transformed into Muscle Barbie," let alone a white fox.

"Alright, it's getting late. Although I need to go to Donglin City, I can only take the two young ladies back now..."

Before Jiang Lin could finish speaking, Jiang Lin suddenly stepped back and appeared where he had been standing, in front of the Jiang Lin fox sisters. A thick, white, and fluffy fox tail was stuck in the ground, causing a dent in the ground.

Jiang Lin held the First Snow in his hand, his eyes slightly narrowed, and quietly circulated the "Sun Moon Dual Cultivation" technique, gradually returning to blue with the help of the faint moonlight.

But this situation seems a bit worrying.

Jiang Lin straightened up and watched a slender figure gracefully fall from the roof, which had been pierced with a hole.

She wore delicate white embroidered shoes and a long, elegant white dress with a light-colored lotus-patterned slipper, a fitted waist, and flowing sleeves. Her slender, jade-like fingers were folded at her waist.

Even as the woman descended slowly, her snow-white, thigh-length hair draped behind her as if it would infuriate Newton, without floating at all.

There were no decorations on her head except for a pale yellow, simple bamboo skewer, but why did it look so much like Sugar-coated Haws skewer?

The woman's face was veiled, creating a hazy, indistinct effect, but in reality, her true appearance was completely obscured.

However, based on his years of experience staking out the streets with Diao Da and the others to look at girls, Jiang Lin Jiang Lin was confident that the other person was very beautiful, and her body proportions were simply too good. She not only gave off an ethereal and elegant feeling, but also a charming and alluring one!

These two feelings are inherently contradictory, but in her they achieve a harmonious and complementary fusion!

Especially those silvery-white eyes, those seemingly smiling yet not smiling eyes made Jiang Lin feel his Dao heart waver.

Well, actually, Jiang Lin also felt that he didn't really have any Dao heart... He was able to reach the Sea Gazing Realm mainly by being reckless.

But honestly, Jiang Lin felt that if the other party had cast Illusion Technique on him, even if First Snow used Chrysanthemum Remnant on him again, he probably wouldn't wake up.

The woman landed gracefully. The moment she touched the ground, the spell Jiang Lin had cast on the white fox sisters instantly dissipated. The white fox sisters knelt on one knee behind the woman, their foreheads covered in cold sweat, and Jiang Lin could see that their bodies were trembling.

"Young Master Jiang, I greet you."

The woman did not speak, but her voice resonated in Jiang Lin's Heart-Lake, though it did not seem like Heart-Lake Transmission.

In an instant, Jiang Lin felt a sweet taste in his throat and clutched his chest.

"Puff!"

Jiang Lin couldn't hold back any longer and spat out a mist of blood.

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