What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 146

146. Can You Still Kill Me Through the Immortal Net?

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Since Lin Fan uses the QQ Space version of Moments, he doesn't need mutual friends to see the comments in his Moments.

Anyone who is Fan Jianqiang's friend can see it, but Fan Jianqiang added all the friends in the ' User Hall '.

During the initial period of novelty, almost everyone chose to agree.

This is why many people saw the comments of "Lu Ming of Wine God Peak" and were surprised.

"Lu Ming? Who is this?"

"When did Lu Ming appear on Wine God Peak?"

"This... Martial Uncle Jiu Wu is elusive and never follows common sense. Wine God Peak is also a remote place, so it's not surprising that no one would know about his additional disciple?"

"That's true, but isn't that a bit too pessimistic? We defy the heavens and pursue immortality, yet we're not even as good as mortals in his eyes?"

"That being said, Wine God Peak is indeed different from Wine God Peak, so it's not surprising that its disciples would make such remarks, is it?"

Alchemy Room.

Many of the disciples were either playing mahjong or on their phones, and most of them were somewhat displeased when they saw Fan Jianqiang's post.

But no one replied.

Since we don't know each other, what's the point of replying?

Moreover, isn't this the perfect time to watch the show?

That guy named ' Tian Qi ' has clearly gone up against him!

At Wine God Peak, Fan Jianqiang had just posted his WeChat Moments when he heard a reply notification, which he found quite amusing.

"Someone replied so quickly? In that case, with this thing called a 'cell phone,' I won't be lonely on Wine God Peak anymore."

"Moreover, the fact that I responded in such a short time means that the other party must strongly agree with my point of view. I am not alone on this path!"

He happily opened his WeChat Moments, and then...

The smile vanished instantly.

"Negative? Going against the will of Heaven?"

"Who is this Tian Qi, daring to contradict me? Fine, fine, today I'll teach you a lesson. What do you mean by defying the heavens? You're just asking for trouble!"

Fan Jianqiang's eyes flashed with a fierce light, preparing to teach Tian Qi a lesson.

I started replying immediately.

That is incorrect!

Following the will of Heaven leads to a carefree and happy life; defying Heaven to seek immortality sounds incredibly heroic, but in reality, it's just asking for trouble.

Overcoming all obstacles?

May I ask if this is... a junior brother or a junior sister?

"Does your unwavering belief grant you immortality? Has the suffering you've endured made you invincible?"

Within the distant Jade Pool Holy Land.

Tian Qi encountered a bottleneck and decided to take a break. He happened to get a little gadget called a 'cell phone' and started exploring and playing with it.

Therefore, she saw Fan Jianqiang's reply immediately.

Then...

It was a matter of gritting one's teeth.

"They really are disciples of Wine God Peak; none of them are upright or serious, neglecting their duties!"

"Junior brothers and sisters?"

"This is outrageous!"

Tian Qi was immediately depressed.

I'm way older than your grandmother, and you call me junior sister?!

"Forget it, he's just a junior. Why should I lower myself to his level? That Old Undying codger probably can't bring out anything of value anyway; he's just a bad influence on the younger generation!"

"I'll help him guide this disciple named Lu Ming onto the right path..."

After a moment's thought, Tian Qi replied again.

"The Immortal Path is long and requires endless perseverance and tempering."

I have naturally suffered a lot and have never achieved immortality, but the suffering I have endured on the Immortal Path will only make me stronger.

Who in this world dares to claim invincibility, and who dares to say they are undefeated?

Although I am not invincible and unrivaled, I do have a heart that yearns for the Way!

But you, having already chosen the Immortal Path, why belittle yourself and say you're giving up?

When you firmly believe in the Dao Heart, cut through all illusions, Heart Towards the Sky, that is true enlightenment!

I firmly believe that as long as you never give up and your Dao Heart remains steadfast, even if you ultimately cannot achieve immortality, you can still shine brightly and live a glorious life.

If I hear the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening.

I would die without regret!

How can this be compared to a life of idleness and seeking the leisurely pleasures of ordinary people?

Reply complete.

Tian Qi nodded secretly, feeling quite satisfied with his own words.

"Indeed, I am the one who is suited to preaching, teaching, and resolving doubts. That Old Undying is simply misleading the younger generation!"

The Alchemy Room the Purple Mansion Holy Land...

Many of the disciples stopped playing mahjong and watched the two bicker.

After all... this is the first real "battle of words on social media" in the Cultivation World. How could we miss such a good show?

Just then, Dan Chengzi returned, and all the disciples immediately surrounded him.

"Brother Dan, you're back?!"

"Who is this Lu Ming?"

"And who is Tian Qi?"

"It seems they're really at odds, neither willing to concede to the other!"

"However, Lu Ming really carried on the style of Wine God Peak to the end! As for this Tian Qi, his words made us feel excited and even strengthened our Dao Heart."

Faced with the questions and questions from his fellow disciples, Dan Chengzi was also full of doubts.

Then...

"???"

After watching the two bicker, he also began to have some doubts.

"Jiu Wu Shishu has taken on a new disciple named Lu Ming? When did this happen?"

Dan Chengzi knows what he's asking for!

But, as the chief disciple of the Alchemy Room, how could he lose face?

"Go away, all of you, go refine pills! What does this have to do with you?!"

After urging everyone to leave, Dan Chengzi locked himself in a pill-refining room and began to ponder.

Why does no one doubt that Lu Ming is not a disciple of Wine God Peak, but rather a nickname?

Naturally, it's because Wine God Peak is really not a good place, so who would impersonate it?

Besides, this doesn't look like a nickname at all, does it?

"Oh? You're getting cocky now?!"

Fan Jianqiang stared, somewhat annoyed.

"You think you can just lecture me with all these grand principles and expect me to focus solely on cultivating immortality? No way!"

"Back then, how many positive stories and insights did Master show me? Yours... tsk..."

After much deliberation, Fan Jianqiang decided to take a drastic measure!

Then, this guy pondered for a moment.

"Got it!"

"Hey, let's see how you reply this time!"

After receiving no reply for a full half-stick of incense time, Tian Qi secretly felt smug.

"It seems I've persuaded, even... reformed him?"

Beep beep beep!

Before the words were finished, a notification sound rang out.

Tian Qi remained unfazed and opened her WeChat Moments.

Lu Ming from Wine God Peak replied, "Your Heart Towards the Sky? Your Dao Heart is steadfast? It seems you still don't understand, Junior Sister."

As the saying goes, "A thousand years is too long; seize the day."

As long as you are happy and joyful, even if it's just for a day, you will have no regrets in life.

What is the point of immortality if one suffers every day?

Tian Qi: "..."

The disciples of the Purple Mansion Alchemy Room: "..."

Everyone was speechless.

This is truly a negative statement!

But following this line of thought, it actually seems to make quite a bit of sense...

Moreover, we are all cultivators, and we all have a lifespan of hundreds or thousands of years. If we can be happy and joyful for hundreds or thousands of years, it doesn't seem like a bad thing, does it?

Holy crap?!

Many people suddenly realized that their thinking had been somewhat led astray by ' Lu Ming '.

Especially Dan Chengzi.

His cultivation speed was not very fast to begin with, and breakthroughs were very difficult for him. Seeing such comments, he was deeply moved.

"This person's ideas resonate with me, but alas... alas!!!"

"Huh? Wait, this thing replied again?"

"Wait... holy crap?!"

Dan Chengzi had "enlightened" himself, without any teacher, and had come up with the word "Holy crap"!

Inside the hall, many disciples from the Alchemy Room were also dumbfounded...

Tian Qi was thinking about how to reply when he suddenly saw the second reply. Upon closer inspection, his eyes widened in surprise.

Lu Ming from Wine God Peak replied to you, "Junior Sister, judging from your words, you must be a person who cultivates diligently and is single-mindedly devoted to the Dao."

Then let me ask you, no matter how powerful you are, can you really kill me through the Immortal Net?

You might as well learn from me how to argue; I can drive you crazy just by looking at you through a phone!

Tian Qi: "???"

Her beautiful eyes were wide open, and although she was probably quite old, she was still a stunning beauty.

However, at this moment, Tian Qi could no longer manage or control his expression...

He was actually looked down upon by a junior disciple?!

Can't kill you through the Immortal Net?

Mother...

Okay, I really can't do that.

I'm so angry!!!

Is this what they call being argumentative? It's infuriating! I'm so angry...

"I... I can't take it anymore, ahhhhhh!!!"

"Old Undying, this is your good disciple? Today I'm going to settle this score with you, and I'll beat you to a pulp!!"

Tian Qi has run out of words.

She really couldn't kill that guy across the Immortal Net, so what could she do?

She instantly decided that if she couldn't beat him up through the Immortal Net, she would arrange a fight with him offline and teach him what it means to respect his elders, and make him understand whether cultivating immortality is useful or not!

Boom!!!

In an instant, Tian Qi 'exploded'!

A terrifying aura swept across hundreds of thousands of miles, and then she suddenly burst out of the Cave Residence, leaving a long trail of light before disappearing into the horizon in an instant.

Her speed was so fast that it was many times faster than the speed of sound. In fact, while flying, she was also constantly teleporting!

He wasted a lot of his True Essence, constantly and frantically teleporting!

Within the Jade Pool Holy Land, many disciples sensed the aura that Tian Qi had unleashed and even thought that someone had come to attack them.

It turned out that it was the Seventh Elder had broken through the void and disappeared?

"What happened?"

Why is Seventh Uncle in such a hurry to travel?

Lu Yao blinked, unable to understand...

Until a Protector Disciple reminded him, "Your Highness, it seems that Uncle-Master Tian Qi is arguing with a disciple of the Purple Mansion Holy Land."

"Such a thing has happened? Who is it?!"

"A man named Lu Ming," the Protector Disciple recounted the events.

"What?!"

Lu Yao was dumbfounded.

That... it shouldn't be Brother Lu Ming, right?

She quickly took out her phone and, sure enough, found Lu Ming's Wine God Peak request in the friend request list.

When she looked at her WeChat Moments again, everything went black.

"No, Uncle-Master Tian Qi shouldn't harm him..."

Bright Moon Peak.

Qi Zixiao was playing with the "Cultivation World Edition Phone" when she saw the conversation between "Lu Ming" and "Tian Qi" in her WeChat Moments, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Puff?"

"This guy named Lu Ming is practically a professional contrarian from Earth!"

"Besides, how do we say it in Earth terms? Isn't he afraid of getting beaten up for being so reckless?"

Qi Zixiao couldn't help but think of the joke on Earth about "fighting you through the internet cable," and couldn't help but chuckle.

Wine God Peak.

Fan Jianqiang, however, was quite content.

"Speechless?"

"That's true... When it comes to eloquence, how many people can compare to me?"

"It's so lonely being invincible!"

"Today is another happy day. Not only did I gain a junior brother, but I also have a fun toy. I'm so happy, truly happy..."

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