Saintess Rules

Saintess Rules

"Hard for me?"

After watching the video, Qi Zixiao toyed with the phone and curled her lips slightly. "In other words, you think I'm stupid?"

"I never expected this world to possess something so astonishing..."

"A tiny phone actually has so many functions and effects. It can even transmit voices across ten thousand miles. Even in the Cultivation World, an item called a phone would surely be highly sought after!"

She was rather amazed.

As a Spirit Severance Stage cultivator, even though she had soul-transmigrated here and lost all her cultivation, her extraordinary soul power remained. Perhaps she could not use spiritual power to kill people, but her memory and comprehension still surpassed ordinary people by countless levels.

Thus, although she had never encountered the explanations about phones in the video before, she remembered everything clearly after watching it just once.

In other words, she now had virtually no pressure at all when it came to figuring out how to use a phone!

"Let's watch some other videos first and deepen my understanding of this world..."

"Originally, I thought this world was utterly ordinary and filthy, but now it seems that isn't the case."

Of course, she would never admit that she liked this world's food, or that she had taken a fancy to this little thing called a phone...

One video after another was opened.

Qi Zixiao's understanding of this world, as well as her understanding of this "home," continued to grow.

Sofas, coffee tables, electric lights, televisions, RMB...

Kitchen supplies, bathroom supplies—this guy even demonstrated using the toilet and flushing it once, making Qi Zixiao roll her eyes again and again.

Besides that, there was a video filmed outdoors, mainly explaining how to use a phone to scan codes and make payments.

By the time she reached the final video, it was already noon...

"I'll look for food after I finish watching this."

Feeling the hunger in her stomach, Qi Zixiao decided that once she finished the last video, she would go find something to eat.

After using it for some time, she had already become quite familiar with the phone.

Lin Fan appeared onscreen again.

"If you've watched all the way to this video, then it should be noon by now, right? Look here."

The scene changed, revealing a cardboard box.

"Inside are some specialty foods I prepared for you. The method of eating them is as follows.

Open the packaging, take out the fork, tear open the seasoning packets and pour them in. Then add boiling water and cover it.

Three minutes later, you can enjoy it..."

"Finally, a solemn warning: unless absolutely necessary, do not go outside casually.

Secondly, absolutely, absolutely do not expose our transmigration. Otherwise, your life won't be safe!"

All the videos had been watched.

Her life wouldn't be safe?

Qi Zixiao raised a brow, but said nothing. After all, there was not even a trace of True Essence in her body right now. Her life being in danger was hardly empty talk.

"Specialty food?"

She rose to her feet, found the cardboard box in the kitchen, and located the specialty food Lin Fan had mentioned.

"The meaning of these characters should be... instant... noodles?"

"I'll give it a try."

Following Lin Fan's instructions, she began to "operate" it.

Time rewound.

By the third transmigration, Lin Fan was already somewhat familiar with the process.

Looking at the suddenly changed surroundings, he no longer pondered "how the universe was constructed," nor did he want to know "how two souls could cross an endlessly distant span in such a short time."

At that moment, he mused, "That Tigress should have transmigrated over by now, right?

I hope instant noodles can fool her too. Otherwise... my little money won't be safe!"

His muttering voice was exceptionally pleasant to hear. Even he himself could not help feeling an itch in his heart, forcing him to sigh again, "That Tigress really has excellent conditions..."

"Hm???"

While murmuring, he suddenly noticed someone standing before him...

"Holy shit!"

Lin Fan cried out, but coming from "Qi Zixiao's" mouth, it carried a rather different flavor.

"What's going on?!"

Before him, Qi Zixiao stood quietly, her cold expression tinged with anger...

Twins?

Then, the "Qi Zixiao" opposite him spoke. "I am Qi Zixiao. What you are seeing now is my recorded image.

"I have already placed a Silence Barrier in this room, so there is no need to worry about being overheard by the outside world."

A recorded image, something like a holographic projection? A cultivator's method?

That Tigress wasn't stupid after all. She had even thought of a way to communicate with me...

And... the name Qi Zixiao really was domineering.

While Lin Fan was still mulling it over, Qi Zixiao gave him no time to process it. The image spoke again. "I do not care what your purpose is, what you intend to do, or even what you did last time.

"But from this moment on, whenever you control my body, you must follow the rules below. Otherwise, I will kill you!"

Kill me?

Lin Fan curled his lips.

Given the current situation, he truly was not afraid. After all, who knew whether it would be a case of "if you die, I die too"?

Based on what he knew so far, Qi Zixiao might be a little fierce, but she probably would not go so far as to commit suicide.

Yet Qi Zixiao seemed to possess mind-reading abilities. The image spoke again. "Are you thinking that killing you would be equivalent to suicide?

"That does seem to be true.

"Then let me put it another way. If you dare disobey my rules, I will turn you into a eunuch..."

When she said this, Qi Zixiao's expression appeared calm and casual, but Lin Fan nearly could not stop himself from cursing.

Fuck!

That was way too vicious!

What kind of grudge do you have against me?!

Qi Zixiao's image continued speaking. "In any case, I am originally a woman. Controlling your body comes with many inconveniences. If you become a eunuch, perhaps it will be much more convenient..."

Devil!!!

"You're a fucking devil, aren't you?"

Lin Fan truly could not hold back his complaint. He only felt a chill between his legs. Though he currently possessed a woman's body, he still felt frightened enough for his legs to go weak.

If I don't follow the rules over here, you'll wave the blade and castrate yourself over there?!

That's way too much!

"Listen carefully. What follows are the rules I have laid down. You must obey every single one!

"First, you are not allowed to bathe..."

So she had indeed discovered it during the last transmigration?

Lin Fan felt a little embarrassed. Although he was only being watched by an image, he could seemingly still see the anger in her eyes as she said those words.

"Second, you are not allowed to change your underwear.

"Third, you are not allowed to engage in intimate acts with any man or woman.

"Fourth, you are not allowed to tell anyone that our souls have exchanged.

"Fifth..."

One rule after another—there were a full thirty-six of them. The endless restrictions left Lin Fan nearly dumbfounded...

Yet Qi Zixiao showed no intention of stopping.

"Thirty-seventh... I can't think of one for now. Forget it, I'll add it when I do."

"You must obey all thirty-six rules above. Otherwise, feel free to try me!"

"Besides that, before we exchange again, you must record everything you have done over these past few days in meticulous detail for me to understand."

Lin Fan: "..."

"Right, how hadn't I thought of that?! I need to make her record what she does while controlling my body, so I can avoid taking the long way around!"

"Fine, I'll have her add that next time."

Whoosh...

Qi Zixiao's image vanished...

But then it flickered and reappeared.

"Oh, right, there's a question..."