What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 157

Qi Zixiao: Hurry up and shout!

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The Artifact Refining Pavilion was blown up by Elder Wu Lian?!

And you expect me to insist that the technique is flawless?

"No wonder this guy looked so guilty when he said that, it turns out it's related to him! But... Elder Wu Lian won't really come knocking on our door, will he?"

"How about I announce to the public that I'm going into seclusion?"

Lin Fan's guilty conscience made Qi Zixiao feel a little guilty as well.

If something can't be explained, no one cares whether it was you or someone else who did it; they'll definitely come looking for trouble on you!

"Let's take another look..."

Throughout the Image Recording, Lin Fan continued talking.

"In addition, I had Dan Chengzi refine several thousand 'cell phones' to sell. I definitely can't give them away."

"My idea is that if you're willing, I'll set up a stall in the square next time I come and sell some."

"With the added boost of your celebrity status, business will be booming, and you'll be able to earn a large sum of Spirit Stone."

"Although I can't explain it clearly, I have a feeling that it will consume a lot of Spirit Stone later... It's better to be prepared."

"Well then, see you later!"

Looking at the 'self' in the Image Recording waving at 'herself', Qi Zixiao felt both familiar and strange.

Why does it feel familiar?

The two have traveled through time and space, their worlds intertwined, how could they not be familiar with each other?

It feels familiar yet strange.

because...

We've never actually met each other!

"Sister A'Wu..."

Qi Zixiao suddenly spoke.

"I am here."

A Wu's voice came through.

Have you... heard of the Milky Way Galaxy?

"Never heard of it." A Wu's expression was indifferent; almost nothing could trigger her emotions.

Really!

Qi Zixiao sighed inwardly.

Even A Wu didn't know about the existence of the Milky Way Galaxy, let alone Earth?

Therefore, if I want to find him, first of all, I need to have the strength to traverse Myriad Realms and ignore all the rules!

Secondly, the real entity also needs to be powerful enough to provide its own 'coordinates'.

Otherwise, how would one search through Myriad Realms and countless timelines?

"Is he from the Milky Way Galaxy?"

Suddenly, A Wu's words caused Qi Zixiao's expression to change drastically.

"You... you know?"

"I just discovered it by chance. After all, your way of communicating... You don't need to be nervous. Actually, I quite like him. The games he brings are very interesting and keep me from being bored."

"Then... Sister A'Wu, will you tell Master?"

"If I were to say something, I would have already. I don't quite understand the situation between you, but since it exists, it must be reasonable."

"Don't worry, since you call me Sister A'Wu, I'll naturally be loyal to you."

"This matter will never be known to anyone else."

"Then thank you very much Sister A'Wu."

Qi Zixiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She couldn't hide it from A Wu... This was something she and Lin Fan had considered long ago.

But there's no way around it; the Sky Gazing Mirror's ability to spy is ridiculously strong, and even setting up formations can't block it.

Fortunately, A Wu is not a talkative person. As long as she doesn't tell anyone, whether or not she knows this secret is not a big problem.

"Aren't you worried?"

"..." Qi Zixiao didn't speak.

If you're worried, then naturally no one knows who is more at ease.

"Do you want the Sky Gazing Mirror to recognize you as its master? If you do, I cannot reveal this matter unless you agree to it."

Qi Zixiao was surprised. "Is that alright?"

"Sure!" Sister A'Wu replied calmly.

"Then what should we do?"

"First, you need to cultivate to the Quasi-Emperor level, and then I'll tell you how to do it."

Qi Zixiao: "...???"

"Oh, by the way, if I'm not mistaken, he's planning to give you a gift," A Wu suddenly said.

"Ah?"

Qi Zixiao was taken aback, then pouted her red lips. "Who cares about that guy's gift..."

"Oh???"

A Wu stared directly at Qi Zixiao.

For some reason, Qi Zixiao, who always considered herself calm and aloof, couldn't help but blush at this moment.

"Setting up a street stall..."

"That seems quite interesting? On Earth, they're probably pushing the street vendor economy right now, right? Maybe I should give it a try?"

After ending her conversation with A Wu, Qi Zixiao couldn't help but analyze Lin Fan's words.

I feel like it will consume a lot of Spirit Stone later?

She felt the same way!

"Perhaps it's because I've also dabbled in the Heaven and Earth Grand Deduction Art. Although I haven't cultivated it further, I've at least entered the door, so it's normal to have some feelings about it."

"In that case, let's give it a try!"

"Setting up a street stall... I remember on Earth, it's probably..."

That afternoon.

Qi Saintess moved.

She emerged from Bright Moon Peak and found herself at the plaza where the disciples of the sect 'traded,' attracting frequent glances from many of them.

This place seems to have quite a bit of 'popularity'.

Several thousand disciples strolled around the square, searching for what they needed. Many disciples also set up 'stalls' to sell various items.

"Your Highness wishes to buy something?"

Chen Cheng was a little curious.

Zhou Yining was equally puzzled. Given Qi Zixiao's status, why would she need to come here to buy things? Couldn't they simply give an order and fetch them at will?

"Selling mobile phones."

Qi Zixiao responded calmly, and the two women exchanged a glance, even more astonished.

Selling mobile phones?

Does His Highness really need to come in person?!

However, Qi Zixiao was not lying. She randomly chose a corner where no one was setting up a stall, and with a wave of her hand, she took out a jade table. Immediately afterwards, the jade table was piled full of 'cell phones'.

Then...

She took out a signboard with writing on it and placed it next to the jade table.

Chen Cheng leaned closer to take a look and was immediately stunned into silence.

"Don't miss it!"

"A thousand dollars, a thousand dollars, all of them a thousand dollars! Just one thousand Spirit Stone and you can take the phone home!"

"For a thousand yuan, you won't lose out or be cheated, but you can buy a mobile phone and enjoy browsing the Immortal Net."

"The wise have already acted, the foolish are still waiting!"

"..."

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining were completely stunned.

Where in the Cultivation World have you ever seen these slogans and 'advertising phrases'?

Qi Zixiao, on the other hand, was quite pleased with herself. "How about it? The slogan Saintess came up with should be quite original, right?"

She thought it was great.

After all, these were some of the most catchy advertising slogans I had selected from my experiences on the other side of the world.

In terms of commercial development, the Cultivation World is far behind Earth.

This advertising slogan is just like any other slogan in the "Easy Cultivation World" category!

"Your Highness... is insightful."

The two women blinked.

At first glance, it seems quite shocking, but if you think about it carefully a couple of times... it's actually quite brainwashing.

"You guys think it's good too?"

Qi Zixiao was even more smug. "Then shout it out."

"Ah?!"

Chen Cheng and Zhou Yining were completely dumbfounded.

"Should we... still shout?"

"Of course we have to shout it out, otherwise how will people know what we're selling?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Qi Zixiao switched to Divine Sense communication. "Come, I'll teach you. You should shout like this..."

Chen Cheng was utterly dejected. "Uh..."

Zhou Yining was dumbfounded. "..."

Shout it!

Qi Zixiao looked completely innocent, as if to say, "Do you expect me to shout?"

The two women looked at each other, almost trembling with fear, and finally could only suppress their shame and shout it out.

However, the sound was so faint that it was comparable to the sound of a mosquito flapping its wings.

Earth, C City.

Lin Fan is reading Qi Zixiao's message.

"From what I've observed, the medicinal herbs in the courtyard are showing signs of evolving into spiritual herbs, but it's currently progressing relatively slowly. I'll make some improvements to address this, so please don't pull out any of the spiritual herbs."

Also, I have thoroughly memorized the first subject, and I will take the test next time I come over, so you don't need to worry about it.

Old Chen hasn't contacted me, but I'm quite interested in what you said. If we discover anything interesting, remember to leave me a message.

Do not clean up the gravel in the shop.

Others...

That seems to be all. Goodbye.

Goodbye?

Lin Fan's lips curled up slightly. "Hey, I finally heard those two words from her. Although it's not a major breakthrough, it still means that our relationship has taken another step forward, right?"

"So, you're just friends now?"

Strangers don't say goodbye to each other, do they?

"However, she wants to make some targeted improvements to the elixir? How will she make those improvements?"

"The place is too small. This courtyard is only used for experiments. However, according to her, my idea is feasible. If ordinary herbs live in an environment with spiritual energy, they will gradually transform into spiritual herbs."

"Well... if we're going to make improvements, it would be best not to do it here, but rather to go to a bigger place?"

"After all, if we can only plant this much at a time, it's only enough for one or two furnace cycles at most, and we don't know how long it will take to plant it."

"Planting it like this is too much of a waste of time."

At that moment, Lin Fan suddenly wanted to move.

Or... why not just go home?

In terms of size, my hometown is definitely big enough!

There are so many mountains, and nobody cares about them. At worst, we can just spend some money to rent a few mountains and then do whatever we want with them, plant as many medicinal herbs as we want!

"... But the roads in my hometown are inconvenient and it's too far from the city, so it's not really suitable to go back in the short term."

"Alright, let's have a thorough conversation with her first and see what her improvement plan is. If we can 'move' it around then, then we can do whatever we want with it."

"If that doesn't work, should we tell her to wait until things are mostly settled here before going back?"

If it's just for 'farming', then of course it's better to go back to your hometown.

But now it's not enough to just farm; there are many other things waiting for Lin Fan to do.

but...

As he pondered, Lin Fan came up with some new ideas.

"Na-jie said that half of Green Mountain Town belongs to her. Does she still have land that hasn't been developed into a house? If so, I'll talk to her about taking it over, repairing it, and turning it into a professional 'medicinal herb planting base.' That way, it will be more convenient to grow things..."

"At least, we can legitimately hire security guards without worrying about attracting too much attention."

"You can give it a try!"

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