Lin Fan, Remember This-Don't You Dare Die

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The sun is setting.

The dark-skinned, muscular coach lowered his head slightly and waved gently to the figure in the distance.

Then... he suddenly came to his senses.

"What am I doing?!"

"What the hell? Am I the coach and he's the coach?!"

Looking back on the afternoon's driving practice, I realized that as the instructor, I was more of a student than the students themselves, teaching with such meticulous care, yet I couldn't afford to get angry.

That feeling was simply amazing!!!

Ironically, he himself couldn't understand why he couldn't refute Lin Fan's rebuke no matter what.

It was as if the moment the other party opened their mouth, they immediately backed down, without even the slightest thought of 'refuting' them.

"This is really... strange."

The coach was completely baffled, his mind filled with questions, and he had no idea what to say. He was so frustrated he was about to explode...

What frustrated him the most was that when he took out his phone, he found that his college group chat had already exploded!

I wonder how many people are tagging me.

Once you click in, the content is almost identical.

An @ tag, a video, and a text message.

"Coach, is this you?"

When I opened the video, it was the part where I was being verbally abused by ' Lin Fan ' at the beginning, and then I could only get on the bus and learn from him.

Coach: "Holy shit..."

A lifetime of illustrious reputation, ruined in an instant!

What hurt him the most was that he also saw the following comments in the group...

"So, Coach, you like this kind of thing?!"

"At first I thought all coaches had a sadistic side, but it turns out our coach is even more of a masochist!"

"Now I understand, coach. I'll use the correct method next time I learn to drive, don't worry!"

"I've already started practicing, and now my wife is making me kneel on the keyboard..."

The coach nearly coughed up blood. "This is fucking amazing!!!"

This is insane!!!

How am I supposed to train students like this?!

Is that guy poisonous?!

"Learning to drive is quite simple. If you study diligently, you'll have mastered almost everything in the Course Two of the driving test. I heard that most people only need three to five days of practice for the third stage, but for me, it probably only took about a day?"

Qi Zixiao was quite confident.

At first, as an 'ancient person' who had never been in contact with a car before, she was indeed slower to get the hang of it.

However, once you get used to it, with the cultivator's powerful memory and superb physical coordination, it won't be too difficult.

"That's good. Let's practice again tomorrow, and then we can just wait for the exam!"

She had no idea that she had become a sensation online, not just in the student group, but even on the entire internet.

It's not because people are too bored these days, but... far too many people learning to drive have been verbally abused by their driving instructors.

Of course, not all of them, but... relatively speaking, most of them have been criticized.

That's why they felt a strong sense of identification after seeing the videos recorded by onlookers, and then they liked, shared, and commented on them...

That night.

Qi Zixiao received a phone call from Wu Guodong.

"Old Wu?"

Qi Zixiao did a quick calculation and then laughed, "You should be incredibly busy right now, how do you still have time to call me?"

"You knew all along? Hey! I just saw the video about you. You're really something, even learning to drive can cause such a commotion."

"Um???"

Qi Zixiao was puzzled.

"Ha, you don't know? You'll find out when you browse the internet later."

"Alright, you suddenly called me, is it just about this? By the way, how many levels did you get promoted?!"

On the other end of the phone, Wu Guodong's expression instantly turned serious, and he felt even more frightened.

"He... really could foresee it?"

For Wu Guodong, ever since he went through those things with ' Lin Fan ', his scientific worldview has been collapsing!

As a materialist, I've now started to believe in those mystical things.

If this had happened a month ago, Wu Guodong might have slapped himself twice across the face.

But now, he has no choice but to believe it!

That's amazing!

Previously, after Wang Mazi was captured, his superiors attached great importance to it and gave him various commendations, but nothing came of it...

Wang Ermazi will definitely be sentenced, but I won't get any real reward.

This puzzled Wu Guodong, so he privately shared his guess with the Hong Kong tycoon.

That Hong Kong tycoon was a Ruthless Person; somehow, he actually uncovered the truth of what happened back then.

As a result, all the leaders who spoke on stage that day as the "Nemesis of Evil" were involved!

Then everything became clear.

Those men were all dismissed, but in the eyes of the Hong Kong tycoons, Wu Guodong was undoubtedly a great talent, so they secretly spoke well of him and helped him get promoted.

In addition to Wu Guodong's considerable contributions this time, and the downfall of the company after its listing, then...

Two promotions in a row!

Wu Guodong is now the director of a bureau! And he's only in his early thirties, he has plenty of time, and if he does well, it won't be difficult for him to get promoted again.

Originally, Wu Guodong didn't pay any attention to it.

But when the letter of appointment arrived today, he suddenly discovered a terrible conclusion!

"Could it be that on the day of 'Nemesis of Evil,' Lin Fan had already foreseen that those leaders were involved in this matter, but simply didn't say so out of concern for my safety?!"

Wu Guodong thought about it carefully, and the more he thought about it, the more likely it seemed!

At that time, ' Lin Fan ' not only implied that those leaders had problems, but also said that his career was about to take off and he would rise rapidly in rank.

However, there are also some unlucky things that come and go.

Now that I think about it carefully, isn't it incredibly accurate?!

At this moment, Wu Guodong had only received his letter of appointment less than half a day ago, but ' Lin Fan ' asked him how many ranks he had been promoted to, instead of asking if he had been promoted at all.

Doesn't that mean he's 100% certain he'll be promoted?!

Hiss!

This discovery gave Wu Guodong a sudden realization, and at the same time, it further solidified his belief in his own ideas!

"There are some things."

He smiled and said, "I'm not exactly a big shot now, but I'd like to ask you to be a special advisor to our police station. What do you think?"

Materialism?!

At this point, Wu Guodong no longer insisted.

Who cares about idealism, materialism, or some other mystical nonsense? Black cat or white cat, as long as it catches mice, it's a good cat!

"Oh?"

Qi Zixiao refused without hesitation. "I'm busy."

"Don't rush."

Wu Guodong said repeatedly, "It doesn't have to be the kind of job that requires me to go to work every day. I just need your 'scientific advice' when there are problems."

"So?"

Qi Zixiao was slightly tempted. "What benefits would I get?"

"We can give you a permanent position, and you can even get promoted if you make good contributions!"

"No, I'm not interested."

"Forehead?"

"You need to pay more!"

Wu Guodong: "So direct?"

"Let's not beat around the bush!"

After some discussion, Wu Guodong finally agreed.

It's not his money anyway!

He even considered having Lin Fan calculate the whereabouts of any of the most notorious wanted criminals who couldn't be found in the future...

If I've figured it out, then I'll have money, right?

He didn't want the money either. Anyway, whoever provided the clues or whoever caught him would get the money.

It's just adding money, isn't it?

No problem, absolutely no problem...

We agreed to meet two days later to report, and then the call ended.

Qi Zixiao stretched and yawned, and finally... she even carried the sofa into the courtyard to breathe in the spiritual energy.

Then, she went online and quickly found a video of herself and her coach switching roles, with her scolding the coach like a grandson. She couldn't help but smile and her eyes narrowed.

At the Purple Mansion Holy Land, Lin Fan easily activated the Image Stone.

"Sister A'Wu knows about us!"

Qi Zixiao's first sentence made Lin Fan's heart leap into his throat. And why did those words sound so strange?!

It felt like our elders had found out about our 'illicit affair'!

"Yes, I understand!"

A Wu spoke up directly.

"!!!"

Lin Fan's heart raced. "Sister A'Wu, I knew I couldn't hide it from you. You... you wouldn't do that, would you?"

"Would it do me any good to expose you?" A Wu calmly replied, "I think you're quite good. So, besides mahjong, do you have any new games to play?"

"Yes, I have!"

Seeing A Wu's response, Lin Fan calmed down a bit. "Want to play Dou Fight the Landlord?"

"Tell me about it!"

After hearing the explanation of the rules, A Wu was very satisfied. "It really is a new game. Let me play it for a while before I release it to the public!"

"Forehead..."

Lin Fan originally wanted to say that playing Fight the Landlord) didn't have to be "public," but then he thought, since Mahjong is already out there, right?

How about we play another Fight the Landlord?

"By the way, what's your name?"

A Wu suddenly pressed for an answer.

"Lin Fan".

This guy didn't hide anything anymore.

Now that A Wu already knows, what's the point of hiding it anymore?

"Lin Fan, remember this: you better not die!"

A Wu suddenly said something out of the blue, and then disappeared, making Lin Fan shudder.

I don't want to die?!

What does that mean?

What, is someone trying to kill me?

Or is it simply out of concern?

But if it's concern... isn't this concern a bit too frightening?

Helpless, he restarted the Image Stone.

"But Sister A'Wu she wouldn't tell anyone about our situation, so you don't need to worry too much. Just continue as usual."

Lin Fan couldn't help but roll his eyes.

However, since he's now in Qi Zixiao's body, this eye roll looks incredibly charming.

"This Tigress, can you please stop breathing so heavily when you talk? It's scary!"

Amidst the murmurs, Qi Zixiao continued speaking.

"I've already set up my stall there, and business is good. All the phones are sold out. They're 1,000 Spirit Stone each, it's practically a buying frenzy! Your business is really doing well!"

"Many disciples have said they want to buy some, but we're out of stock. How about we ask Dan Chengzi to refine another batch? But remember to pay me. I, Qi Zixiao, never owe anyone a favor..."