Qi Zixiao vs. the Real and Fake Green Teas

stinky... loser?

Not only is he a loser, but he's also stinky?

Qi Zixiao was no newbie who had just arrived on Earth. In addition, she had learned how to use the Internet and had a mobile phone with her. She was very familiar with these Internet terms.

Those losers... are even more unbearable than dead fat otaku!

Qi Zixiao was immediately displeased.

Although I haven't found any redeeming qualities in this guy other than his good looks and ability to deceive people, he is still tied to this Saintess. What right do you have to criticize him?

If you insult him, isn't that the same as insulting this Saintess?

She remained expressionless, reached for her keys, pressed a button lightly, and the car lights came on...

"!?!"

In an instant, the girl who called Qi Zixiao a loser was completely dumbfounded. She first looked at the keys in her hand, then at the car, and then at the clothes Qi Zixiao was wearing. She felt like she was going to vomit blood!

He was going crazy inside.

You're clearly a super-rich person, why are you dressing so modestly?!

Don't you know that when rich people wear T-shirts and shorts, it's considered low-key, but when poor people wear them, it's considered slovenly?

In that instant, the girl was incredibly embarrassed, her face changing rapidly like a rainbow.

"Um... sorry, I wasn't talking about you, I meant um, um..."

Qi Zixiao chuckled.

You weren't talking about me?

I know you're cursing that guy.

But the crucial point is that I, the Saintess, am on the throne right now!

She remained silent, simply watching quietly.

Another girl standing nearby reacted quickly and said, "Xiao Yan, how can you talk like that?"

"We were the ones who borrowed their car to take pictures, so please apologize."

"I'm... I'm sorry."

Xiao Yan finally found a way out and apologized repeatedly.

"It doesn't matter."

Qi Zixiao responded calmly.

"Really?!"

Xiao Yan showed excitement.

Qi Zixiao: "..."

It's fake~

She thought to herself, then opened the car door and got in. "Want to go for a drive?"

"Really?!"

The two women were immediately excited, especially Xiao Yan, who felt like she had been blessed with good fortune! She was a 'money-obsessed' person, and she had offended this young tycoon with her first words, so she couldn't have been more regretful.

But now, this tycoon is actually inviting me for a drive?

This happiness came too suddenly!

"Sorry, it wasn't you."

However, Qi Zixiao didn't even glance at Xiao Yan, but instead said to the woman beside her, "Beautiful lady, would you like to go for a drive with me?"

She emphasized the word "beautiful".

Xiao Yan's face immediately changed, turning extremely ugly...

In fact, judging from her face, Xiao Yan is actually prettier, but the other party didn't invite her and even said she was beautiful?

"This..."

Xiao Yan's best friend was a little embarrassed. "Isn't that inappropriate?"

"You don't want to?"

"No... Xiao Yan, why don't you go back by yourself? I... want to go for a drive?"

Xiao Yan: "..."

"Chun Chun, you!"

"He's definitely up to no good. Don't go. We're best friends, aren't we?"

Xiao Yan felt anxious and angry.

On what grounds?

Why can't I, who is prettier, go for a drive with him, but instead invite Chun Chun and say that Chun Chun is pretty?

Just because I called him a loser?

She could accept Qi Zixiao being angry, and she could accept Qi Zixiao scolding them, but she couldn't accept Qi Zixiao inviting her best friend Chun Chun but not her!

"She's my best friend..."

Chun Chun had already opened the passenger door, climbed in with some difficulty, and patted her chest. "But, I've never ridden in G-Wagon- Wagon before."

"Just let me sit here once. Besides, I believe someone as handsome as you can't be a bad person, right?"

Then, she blushed and said to Qi Zixiao, "Brother, I trust you a lot. Wherever you want to go for a drive, I'll go with you."

Xiao Yan was dumbfounded. "???!!!"

What the heck?

She has always considered herself a gold digger and dreamed of marrying into a wealthy family.

As a result, she had long since developed a deep and cunning mind.

But now, she suddenly realized, what a load of rubbish she'd been thinking!

My best friend Chun Chun is the real scheming bitch, okay?!

This is clearly a blatant act of trampling on her, while simultaneously implying that she's "at your mercy"!

This is outrageous!

Xiao Yan was furious.

People like her have a very typical mentality: if they get something, they will never let their friends get it!

Especially your best friend!

Normally, they are best friends, but if one day they both meet a rich guy, and one of them is not chosen, it is possible that the best friend will fall in love with him instead?

Absolutely not!

My jealousy exploded in an instant!

"Chun Chun, how could you do this?!"

"Do you think someone who drives G-Wagon is a good person? Do you think that if you sleep with him, he'll be sincere with you?"

"Don't be naive. What kind of people haven't I seen? These rich people are all cunning. Even if they sleep with you, they'll just kick you aside in the end!"

"Don't be foolish. You're not a materialistic person. You wouldn't understand these tricks at all, or you'll suffer the consequences!"

"Get off the bus quickly, let's go back together..."

However...

Chun Chun blinked innocently, "Really?!"

She covered her mouth, looking somewhat surprised. "Brother, are you the kind of person Xiao Yan described?"

Pack!

Keep pretending!

Qi Zixiao sneered inwardly, but calmly replied, "Do I look like one?"

"You don't seem like it, and you're definitely not."

Chun Chun smiled and said, "Xiao Yan, you should go back first. I'll just go for a drive and come right back. I'm not a bad person, really."

Xiao Yan: "..."

What the hell?!

Boom!!!

She wanted to say something more, but Qi Zixiao had already started the vehicle.

"Excuse me, we're going for a drive."

Qi Zixiao spoke calmly.

Xiao Yan: "..."

At this point, she certainly didn't dare to offend Qi Zixiao any further, but she angrily said, "Chun Chun, are we still best friends?"

"You believe him but not me?"

"Get down quickly!"

"Otherwise, we wouldn't even be able to be best friends!"

Why are you like this?

Chun Chun's acting was superb; tears streamed down her face instantly, making her look extremely vulnerable and helpless. "Xiao Yan, I always thought we were best friends, why don't you believe me?"

"I've just never ridden in G-Wagon before, and I wanted to try it out."

"But you're actually going to cut ties with me because of this?"

"I guess I misjudged you!"

"Brother, let's go! I never want to see her again, sob sob sob..."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Although her expression remained unchanged, she was utterly astonished!

"I've finally seen what a scheming woman and a green tea girl really are. Every action, every expression, every 'line' is full of scheming!"

"Admire!"

"I truly admire you!"

"There's absolutely no spiritual energy on Earth, so people can't cultivate. Their individual martial prowess is utterly pathetic, but their cunning... it's truly astounding!"

Qi Zixiao was shocked.

Xiao Yan was also instantly stunned.

What exactly constitutes cunning?!

That's what you call cunning!

She thought herself a cunning woman, and even believed her best friend was an innocent white lotus. The only reason she was best friends with her was because she wasn't as pretty, had a better figure, or was as cunning as her...

Carrying it with you, wouldn't that be a perfect way to enhance your image?

And now I suddenly realize... her scheming is many times more sophisticated than mine?

Especially considering that Chun Chun had always portrayed herself as a super innocent and pure persona, Xiao Yan felt a chill run down her spine...

This is terrifying!

Buzz...

The vehicle starts.

They left slowly.

Xiao Yan realized what was happening and, with tears streaming down her face, shouted angrily, "I'm breaking up with you!!!"

"Fine, let's break up then. A friend like you, I... Waaah..." Chun Chun's weak voice came through, still trembling with sobs.

Xiao Yan was furious when she heard this!

"That scheming bitch!!!"

"I'm so angry!!!"

She left, filled with anger.

On the other side, after turning a few street corners, we walked onto a deserted country road...

Chun Chun, her tears still wet on her face, said, "Brother, I don't have any best friends anymore, sob sob sob."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Seeing that her act of being pitiful couldn't move Qi Zixiao, Chun Chun cried and cried until she stopped, and asked with red eyes, "Ahem, where are you taking me?"

Why can't I see anyone here?

"You wouldn't..."

"But I'll get shy, I can't do it here..."

"But it's so hot, I'll take off my jacket."

The next moment, Chun Chun took off her coat, leaving only a cropped tank top underneath.

Qi Zixiao: "???"

What the heck?!

So, is it true that the air conditioning in the G-Wagon is bad, and women can't help but take off their clothes when they get in the car?

Qi Zixiao couldn't help but complain inwardly.

Why did I drive here?

Of course, it's because there are no traffic police on country roads!

However, Qi Zixiao wasn't stupid; she knew what Chun Chun was thinking. At the same time, she suddenly had a strange idea!

What's it like to be with a woman?

Qi Zixiao suddenly felt an urge to investigate.

But the next moment, she suddenly felt nauseous and even wanted to vomit.

"..."

"Get off!"

"Ah?"

"Here?"

Chun Chun was taken aback, then bit her lip and said, "If you really want to, brother... let's stay in the car. It won't work if we get off."

"...!!!"

I felt even more nauseous.

Qi Zixiao rolled her eyes. "I told you to get off the bus!"

"Well, since you insist, brother..."

Chun Chun got off the bus.

Then...

Bang!

The car door closed, Qi Zixiao stepped on the gas, driving the car away.

Chun Chun: "...???"

She was stunned, and then her face darkened.

By now, how could she not understand?

She was clearly being used to get revenge on her 'best friend'.

Now, the two have successfully gone from best friends to 'enemies'!

"It's so disgusting."

After parking the car in front of her house, Qi Zixiao patted her chest.

"Huh? Disgusting?"

But just then, Zhou Na appeared out of nowhere and chuckled, "So that's why there's a G-Wagon here. You bought it to pick up girls?"

"But why are you back so soon? Could it be that..."

Qi Zixiao was dumbfounded and speechless. "..."