What to Do When I Suddenly Ascend
Chapter 186

Beautiful Dealer Dealing Cards Online?

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Qi Zixiao: "..."

"Friend, it's just a quick look and a photo, there's no need to go so far, is there?"

"How?"

"What?!" To everyone's surprise, the young man glanced sideways and sneered, "What? Is being arrogant illegal?"

"Do you even know what kind of car this is? You dare to take a picture of it?"

"It's just a minivan, isn't it?" Qi Zixiao scoffed. "Who doesn't have a car?"

"A minivan?" The young man laughed loudly. "You might be driving a minivan, but this is Alphard Mona Lisa, understand?"

"Can't you just use your phone to search on Baidu? And you're even driving a minivan!"

Qi Zixiao looked at him.

"What are you looking at?"

"Nothing."

She finally spoke, smiling kindly, "May I get in the car and tell you?"

"Um?"

The young man was taken aback.

Before anyone could react, Qi Zixiao had already gotten into the car and casually closed the door, and then...

Crackling sounds!

The vehicle was shaking, and screams followed.

"Ah!!!!"

A few seconds later.

The other car door opened, Qi Zixiao calmly got out, closed the door, and clapped her hands. "I've never seen such an arrogant person in my life!"

Qi Zixiao is gone.

Inside the car, the young man was already bruised and swollen, having been beaten quite badly.

"Damn it, how dare you hit me?!"

The young man was in excruciating pain, wincing in pain and with tears streaming down his face.

He wanted to chase after her, to fight back, but alas, he was too weak and could only watch helplessly as Qi Zixiao disappeared into the distance...

Inside the holy site.

After checking his body and finding that he hadn't damaged himself, Lin Fan felt refreshed and invigorated, and the feeling of being damaged had completely disappeared.

"Indeed, although cultivators can reach a state of being free from dust and dirt after reaching the Golden Core stage, bathing is still beneficial to their physical and mental health."

"That feels so good!"

"Then next, let's ask Dan Chengzi about the matter of spiritual herbs."

"However, I need to come up with a better explanation, otherwise, it will leave room for doubt."

As a Saintess, it's not impossible for her to grow her own medicinal herbs.

But what about the various problems encountered in the process of turning ordinary medicinal herbs into miraculous medicines? Without a suitable reason, it's impossible to explain.

Therefore, you must think of this reason before you go, and there must be no mistakes.

Crackling sounds!

Before even entering the Alchemy Room, the familiar clattering sound of mahjong tiles could already be heard.

Upon entering, I discovered that the number of people playing cards was even greater than before. In fact, it wasn't just mahjong; there were even more people playing Fight the Landlord)!

Lin Fan quickly realized that this must be because A Wu had made Dou Dizhu available to all 'users' after playing Fight the Landlord for a while.

After playing a few rounds online, users found it easy to create their own poker games like Fight the Landlord popular Chinese card game).

only...

"This feels even more intense and direct than the ' Purple Mansion Vegas ' vibe, okay?"

Lin Fan couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Not only that, now in addition to the card players, there are many 'waitresses', all of whom are pretty girls with good figures, who are the talk of the town between the card tables.

In their hands, they held steaming hot Spiritual Tea, Spirit Fruit, snacks, and so on, some even with various "special effects."

"Oh? There are seats available?"

Just then, a disciple walked into the Alchemy Room, saw the empty seat, and immediately burst out laughing.

"Hey junior brother, wanna play mahjong? We're one short, you're the only one we need."

The group of people who were waiting for their opponents immediately waved and beamed with joy, creating a vivid scene!

"Come on, let's play a few rounds!"

"Hey waiter, bring me two bottles of Foundation Establishment Pill. We'll settle the bill later!"

"Yes, objectively speaking."

A nearby waitress immediately responded.

Lin Fan, seeing this, thought, "(⊙o⊙)..."

An industry chain has formed so quickly?!

Even he was somewhat shocked, and then he found Dan Chengzi hiding in the secret room counting Spirit Stone.

"What's going on with you?"

"Everything was done according to Your Highness's instructions!" Dan Chengzi smiled like a plump chrysanthemum, "Your Highness is truly insightful!"

"After I followed His Highness's instructions, I found that it was indeed very popular and business was booming!"

"..."

How could it not be good?!

Lin Fan rolled his eyes.

You've even managed to hook up with 'pretty waitresses'! If this continues, won't we soon see ' Beautiful Dealer Dealing Cards Online '?!

Putting everything else aside, those pretty girls alone... should be enough to attract some people!

"I'm asking about those female disciples. Would the disciples in the Alchemy Room willingly become 'shop assistants'?"

"Them?"

Dan Chengzi grinned. "Your Highness has keen insight. They are indeed not disciples of our Alchemy Room, but Outer Sect Disciple."

"I figured that someone had to do these tasks of serving tea and water, so I went to the Mission Hall and posted some tasks. After serving as a waiter for a month, I was rewarded with two Foundation Establishment Pill."

"Look, quite a few Foundation Establishment Stage outer sect junior sisters are all rushing over..."

Lin Fan: "..."

Okay!

Self-taught!

Not only that, they even posted "beautiful female dealers" as a quest in the Holy Land's Mission Hall...

But the people at the Mission Hall actually approved it, and then so many girls came to do the task.

"This guy definitely has a lot of potential..."

In the end, Lin Fan could only sigh like this, and then they started discussing serious matters.

Regarding the mobile phones, Dan Chengzi has been refining them, producing about a thousand a day. It's not a lot, but it's just enough to maintain the "hunger marketing" effect, and they sell out every day, which is very effective.

After all, for the millions of disciples of the Holy Land, a thousand a day is simply too few.

Smartphones are in high demand these days.

Especially after the Holy Son posted an update, many disciples heard about it and became even more enthusiastic, making their WeChat Moments quite lively.

After a brief chat, Lin Fan raised his questions.

"Are you familiar with the cultivation of medicinal herbs?"

"Your Highness is too kind." When talking about spiritual herbs, Dan Chengzi's fat face twitched repeatedly, full of confidence. "Every qualified disciple of the Alchemy Room has their own insights into the cultivation of spiritual herbs."

"I am not very talented, but in terms of understanding of spiritual herbs, in the entire Alchemy Room, apart from my unreliable master, I am probably the only one who can surpass me."

"This fat guy is pretty tough."

Lin Fan muttered to himself, then said, "In that case, I'll test you."

"Having just broken through not long ago, I've been trying other things lately. For example, when I have nothing to do, I think about planting some spiritual herbs, hoping that I might gain some different insights."

As he said this, Lin Fan kept a close eye on Dan Chengzi's expression.

He was relieved to find that his expression had not changed at all, and that he was nodding repeatedly.

"Your Highness is absolutely right!"

Dan Chengzi smiled and said, "The planting and cultivation of these spiritual herbs may seem like low-class methods, but in reality, they contain countless principles."

"If you can cultivate it well, you will definitely gain some insights."

"You think so too?"

Lin Fan nodded slightly. "But I am not interested in ordinary spiritual herbs."

"The path of cultivation is inherently against the will of Heaven. It is like rowing against the current; if you don't advance, you will fall behind."

"We cultivators are like this, and so are spiritual herbs?"

"Your Highness means...?"

"A spiritual herb is a spiritual herb; what's the point of cultivating it further?"

"But I'm thinking of starting by growing common medicinal herbs!"

"Just like us cultivators, we were just ordinary mortals at the beginning, but we were able to transform step by step and become cultivators..."

"This is a leap and transformation in the level of life, and the same is true for ordinary medicinal herbs to evolve into spiritual medicines."

"Your Highness!"

Dan Chengzi's expression instantly became much more serious, and he suddenly clasped his hands and said, "Your Highness's ambition is higher than the heavens, far beyond our reach!"

"As Your Highness said, if one takes care of an ordinary medicinal herb, it can be transformed into a spiritual herb, or even have its quality improved time and time again..."

"This is no different from a rigorous training."

"Only the invincible can have this belief..."

"Stop flattering me."

Lin Fan interrupted him directly, "Just tell me what to do."

"For example, what problems might be encountered in this process?"

"Your Highness, Dan Chengzi is truly convinced and sincere; he is not flattering you..."

Dan Chengzi said with a serious expression, "As for how to do it, for ordinary medicinal herbs to be transformed into spiritual herbs, spiritual energy is a necessary condition."

"Moreover, the concentration of spiritual energy must reach or exceed a critical point, otherwise it will be difficult to successfully transform."

"Oh?"

That hits the nail on the head!

Lin Fan remained calm and continued to press, "What happens if the concentration of spiritual energy is insufficient?"

"There is a high probability that it will undergo a kind of 'abnormal transformation'."

"Abnormal transformation?"

"Well, the so-called abnormal transformation includes, but is not limited to, a sudden increase in size, or becoming another kind of medicinal material, as well as various changes in appearance."

"It looks like it's changed a lot, but in reality, it hasn't turned into a miraculous medicine!"

"..."

Isn't that the problem I'm facing right now?

All done!

Ultimately, it's because there's not enough spiritual energy!

The cause of the problem has been figured out, but this cause is still giving Lin Fan a headache.

Earth originally had no spiritual energy. Even though they managed to create a Spirit Gathering Array, it could only rely on the meager spiritual energy contained in those Pseudo Spiritual Stone.

Qi Zixiao also said that she had applied fertilizer!

So it seems... the only solution to this problem is to continue increasing the quantity of Pseudo Spiritual Stone.

At the same time, Lin Fan also figured out what it meant.

His initial idea was to use this sparse spiritual energy to create some pseudo-spiritual medicines and try to refine Spiritual Energy Pill.

As a result, due to insufficient spiritual energy, they failed to produce any pseudo-spiritual medicines, but instead produced some deformed and mutated medicinal herbs...

After leaving the Alchemy Room, Lin Fan kept pondering this question.

A choice!

To create the elixir, we must increase the investment in Pseudo Spiritual Stone.

But what if you later find that the spiritual energy provided by the Spiritual Energy Pill you make is less than that provided by the Pseudo Spiritual Stone you put in?

Isn't this like taking off your pants to fart—completely unnecessary and causing you unnecessary losses?

"After all, the scientific consensus is that energy is lost during conversion..."

He frowned, finding it difficult to make a decision for a moment.

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