You Take Me for a Crime-Solving Machine?

Did I get a free ride because of a license plate?!

Wei Shao initially refused, but he found that the license plate was just so damn shameless that unless you didn't look at it or read it.

Otherwise, then you've been taken advantage of.

"You son of a bitch, you're trying to take advantage of me even with a license plate? Are you even human?"

Wei Shao was almost in tears, or rather, his tears never stopped.

After some thought, she originally intended to run away, but Lin Fan caught her again and wouldn't let her go. She was practically begging on her knees to be let go...

Wei Shao's real name is Qin Wei. He is considered a well-off young man in the city, but he is not stupid.

Lin Fan, who looks not much older than me, actually knows 'kung fu', and it's even more expensive than mine...

That's obviously someone I can't afford to mess with, maybe even someone with a bigger background than me. And now it looks like they've called the police. Of course, I should run away if I can!

The problem is, Lin Fan won't allow it.

Less than half an hour.

Several police cars sped over.

Qin Wei was startled!

One phone call, and several police cars arrived in such a short time? Who the hell are these people?

With a mournful face, he said to Lin Fan, "B-Big Brother, I was blind to your greatness, and would you believe me if I said I mistook you for someone else?"

What do you think?

"..."

"What's going on?"

Wu Guodong wiped the sweat from his forehead and, without saying a word, ordered his men to handcuff the thugs who were still lying on the ground.

"Hey, I was just thinking of finding a place to eat, but as soon as I got off the bus, I was surrounded by people. Look, look at these weapons."

Lin Fan pointed to the broken baseball bats on the side...

Wu Guodong's eyelids twitched, and he pulled Lin Fan aside.

"Didn't you... want to keep a low profile?"

"Hey, as Nemesis of Evil or something, I'm supposed to cooperate with the police to help you fight organized crime, right?"

Lin Fan spoke casually, then whispered, "I didn't show off too much, I was taking it easy."

You call that taking it easy?!

Wu Guodong rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky.

Even though that baseball bat was just made of wood, do you think it's so easy to break? But you went and not only broke it, you broke a whole bunch of them...

Is this what you call being low-key?

"Officer!"

At this moment, one of the thugs struggled to speak up, "I want to report this to the police! This guy isn't human!"

"He is the Terminator, a future warrior, and..."

Wu Guodong: "..."

"Bring it in the car."

"Yes, Chief!"

Several henchmen immediately put the thugs into the car, but... the remaining thugs and Qin Wei were even more terrified.

Holy crap... the bureau chief?!

Qin Wei completely dumbfounded.

Who on earth is this guy?! Driving G-Wagon is one thing, he might just be rich, but summoning the bureau chief with a single phone call?!

This is just too much!

The capable subordinates who accompanied Wu Guodong were also quite surprised, their eyes frequently glancing at Lin Fan.

They had met Lin Fan before.

After all, Wu Guodong had introduced him a few days ago at Changge Mountain, and they all knew that he was a specially appointed scientific advisor to the police station.

The problem is, it seems this science advisor isn't just a hacker expert, but also a martial arts expert?!

They certainly wouldn't think of it as Martial Arts Expert or even a cultivator, since although it sounds amazing, it only involved breaking a few baseball bats.

And who knows how it was interrupted?

What if they knocked the person down first and then tried to break the weapon? Or perhaps it wasn't done with bare hands...

Only Wu Guodong, who knew him best, knew that Lin Fan must have fought with his bare hands...

Seeing that the police had quickly put all the thugs into the car, Wu Guodong waved his hand. "Take them all back and interrogate them thoroughly. If they really are organized crime, then deal with them as appropriate!"

"Yes, Chief!"

The police car drove away.

The thugs in the car were filled with remorse. When they looked at Qin Wei again, they wanted nothing more than to curse his entire female family...

We agreed to teach some clueless kid a lesson, but what happened? This kid is the real clueless kid?

This guy is clearly a future warrior!

The key question is, who knows how much influence this guy might have?

Qin Wei was in another car, but he was also on the verge of tears...

I've already cried all my tears!

Wu Guodong didn't leave. He lit a cigarette and randomly handed the pack to Lin Fan: "Want one?"

"Is it Hua Zi?" Lin Fan's lips curled into a smile.

"...no."

"It's not that Hua Zi can't get used to smoking, it's just that he gets dizzy."

"Hey kid, you think I don't use the internet?"

Wu Guodong laughed, "What's wrong? What exactly happened?"

"Didn't I say that? Hey, after getting my license plate today, I drove here to find a place to eat, and this guy had people surround me."

Lin Fan felt quite wronged.

Of course, it's also possible that our Saintess did it... but even if that's the case, we still have to suffer the injustice, right?

"Oh ho, you've got your license plate? So you have a certificate now, right?"

Wu Guodong didn't delve into it further, believing that Lin Fan wouldn't lie to him about something so trivial.

"What? If I didn't have a license, would you pretend to be a traffic cop?"

"Ha, that's quite possible."

"Alright, I'm not going to waste any more time arguing with you, how about you treat me to a meal?"

"Hey, you're driving G-Wagon now, and you're still telling me these things, you 'old man'?"

"Has my bonus arrived yet?"

"... Come on, let's go. I'll treat you to dinner, but we'll pretend we don't know each other later..."

"Why?"

"Because you eat too much, it damages my image as a public servant."

"What does my eating too much have to do with your image?"

Lin Fan was dumbfounded.

"Because I'm going to treat you to a buffet!" Wu Guodong thought to himself smugly.

I treated you to dinner last time, and what happened? You ordered the entire menu, almost bankrupting me!

Will I order a top laner again this time?!

Let's go to the buffet! Even if you can eat a lot, it'll only cost a hundred or so yuan, which we can afford.

"That's stingy."

Lin Fan laughed and scolded, but didn't mind. The two of them went straight to Taste Supreme Buffet, one after the other.

Then...

Before Lin Fan even entered the door, the receptionist's expression changed drastically, and she turned and ran away.

"Boss, he... that guy is here again!"

Lin Fan: "???"

Wu Guodong: "???"

"What's going on?"

How would I know?

"Alright, let's go in and take a look..."

The two were discussing their plan when the boss came out. His face was full of smiles, but he looked like he was about to cry.

"Brother, brother, you're my own brother!"

Wu Guodong, dressed in a police uniform, was ignored. The shop owner grabbed Lin Fan's hand and poured his heart out. "To be honest with you, the food in my shop isn't very good, and it's not even very fresh."

"Please let me go."

"So..."

To Lin Fan and Wu Guodong's bewildered gaze, the shop owner quickly took out his wallet, pulled out all the hundred-yuan bills inside, and slapped them into Lin Fan's hand. "Two new self-service restaurants have opened across the street."

"As far as I know, their ingredients are fresher and taste better than mine. I'll treat them... This is enough for more than ten meals."

"Please, brother, have mercy on me."

Lin Fan: "..."

How much money do you have?

He probably has two or three thousand in his first mock exam, which is quite a lot.

But the question is, what happened?!

"We've definitely never been here before, which means our Saintess... is a regular here? So that Wei Shao probably didn't mistake us for someone else?"

So what's the best way to handle this now?

Lin Fan thought for a moment, "Is this really not fresh?"

"Real!"

The boss said repeatedly, "With the police officers here, how could I dare to lie, right? It's all the truth."

Wu Guodong was even more bewildered. "..."

"You're treating me to dinner?" Lin Fan asked, blinking.

"Please have some, please have some. If you think it's not enough, I'll get you some more."

The boss is almost frantic. If you come to my place and eat thousands of dollars worth of seafood every time, how can I keep doing this business?

"Well, alright, let's be lenient when we can... Since you've put it that way, cough."

Take care.

As Lin Fan and his companion walked away, the boss was almost moved to tears of joy!

We've finally gotten rid of this plague!

If he doesn't leave soon, my shop is really going to go out of business!

"What's going on here?"

Wu Guodong couldn't help but ask a question.

You can't ask me now, there's no way we can ask our Saintess ~

Lin Fan casually joked, "Didn't you say you can eat a lot? I guess the boss was scared."

"That's true."

Wu Guodong deeply agreed, "If it were me, I would also send you away like a plague god to another house."

"How dare you talk like that? How am I a jinx?"

Lin Fan stared wide-eyed.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, come on, let's go to another one."

"Still self-service?"

"Yes, self-service!"

Two hours later.

A seafood buffet that had just opened for less than two days closed down because... popular ingredients were out of stock.

The boss practically cried as he saw Lin Fan off.

On the G-Wagon.

Lin Fan started in reverse and drove out of the parking space.

"You're protesting, aren't you!"

Wu Guodong sat in the passenger seat, laughing heartily...

"That's not true, we're good citizens."

"Come on, your bonus will probably be coming soon, but it won't be much. You know we're short on funds, but it'll still be a six-figure sum."

"One hundred thousand? That's not bad."

"Hey, you actually care about this? It's more like you're doing me a favor..."

"Why not help others and make money at the same time? Isn't that a great deal?"

"Isn't that still helping me out?"

Wu Guodong thought for a moment, then said, "Since that's the case, why don't we just help them to the end? We actually have quite a few 'unsolved cases' in C City, some of which have been pending for over a decade or even several decades. How about we..."

"..."

Creak.

"Get off!"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes and laughed, "Do you really think I'm a crime-solving machine?"

"Emmm..."

"There are additional benefits."