What the Hell? I Can't Get My Clothes Off?

In broad daylight, Qi Saintess rushed straight into the bathroom.

"I'll tell you right now, this Saintess has not only bathed, but countless times! Humph!!!! But this time, this Saintess..."

She turned on the shower mode, but this time was different from every other time.

Why?

Of course, revenge is the goal!

Of course we can't suffer such a huge loss!

That guy not only took a bath, but also carefully examined his own entire body...!!

In the past, when Qi Saintess used Lin Fan's body to bathe, she always avoided paying attention to the important details and rarely focused on the important ones.

After all, she was a woman, and she was always shy. Most of the time, she would just take a quick bath and that would be the end of it.

But this time, how can it end like this?!

That guy has scrutinized my entire Saintess; do Saintess I'd let that happen?!

Of course, we should watch it all!

Not only will I see it back, but this Saintess will also... also!!!

Qi Zixiao, the Purple Mansion Saintess, never owes anyone favors... well, she already owes that guy some.

But, it's certain that you'll never suffer a loss!

Saintess Pavilion.

Lin Fan had a feeling that something was wrong.

As soon as I transmigrated here, I felt something was off about my body. It wasn't that I was injured or anything, but I just felt uneasy.

What happened?

Upon closer inspection, he realized that nothing seemed to have changed!

"Is there some kind of wrinkle in your clothes, or does it feel uncomfortable?"

He tried to take off the outermost layer of the long skirt to take a look, but then he discovered... buzz...

A restriction appeared, its complexity was so great that it dazzled him, and it was many times more difficult than a super Spirit Gathering Array!

Lin Fan: "..."

"What the hell? This Tigress has placed a restriction on herself, and she can't take her clothes off?!"

"So, my uncomfortable feeling is due to the restriction?"

"Is this... necessary?"

He suddenly felt a little scared.

It's been so long, Qi Zixiao hasn't done this yet, so why this time...?

Cough cough cough!

Has the truth been revealed?

That's really... a very bad situation!

He pondered for a moment, then reassured himself, "It shouldn't be... right?"

"Perhaps they've been researching this for a while, but only recently figured it out, which is why they've only just started using it?"

"After all, with such a strange and unusual restriction, I doubt anyone else could have created one besides her, right?"

"Who would create a barrier to protect themselves as well?"

He muttered to himself for a while, with a hint of 'dissatisfaction', "This is really going too far. This kind of thing is meant to protect against treacherous people, how come it's even protecting against a gentleman like me?"

"Alas, the world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be!"

Should we break it open?

Putting aside the fact that this restriction looks extremely difficult, even ignoring the difficulty, breaking it would still be a huge problem, right? And after it's done, there's no way to restore it!

In this situation, the ban seems like a lock on someone's house.

You went and broke someone's lock?

Wouldn't that make me a thief?

While shaking his head, this guy activated Qi Zixiao's Image Recording.

"Have you... forgotten my thirty-six rules?"

Qi Zixiao sat there and spoke in a chilling tone, which immediately made Lin Fan's heart skip a beat.

"If you've forgotten, you're welcome to try and see if this Saintess can bring herself to do it..."

"..."

silence.

For a short while, Qi Zixiao did not speak again.

In fact, Qi Zixiao thought about many things and tried many times when recording the Image Recording.

For example, some confronted Lin Fan directly, some lost their temper, and some tried to reason with him...

In the end, Qi Zixiao ruined everything and chose this one.

In the Image Recording, she didn't even mention that she had discovered Lin Fan's... well, you know, because she was just too embarrassed!

Doesn't our Qi Saintess have any pride?

Therefore, she ultimately chose to give him a 'reprimand'.

At the same time, she would set up a barrier around herself, one that Lin Fan couldn't open, to protect her privacy...

This was also because she felt she owed Lin Fan a lot of favors. Otherwise, Qi Zixiao felt she would have definitely killed him the moment she transmigrated!

Qi Zixiao understood everything perfectly, but Lin Fan knew absolutely nothing about it!

Being suddenly warned, coupled with the restrictions Qi Zixiao had placed on him, Lin Fan instantly felt extremely guilty.

"Could it be that we've really been discovered?"

"..."

He can only guess!

otherwise...

Can I leave a message to ask?

"Hey? Saintess, you know about the time I used your body to bathe?"

You're insane!

They probably don't even know how to spell the word "death"!

"This is really painful..."

"It was only once, and I was worried about my health. If it got found out, I'd be considered a villain... Sigh!"

"I feel like there are more and more misunderstandings?"

Lin Fan sighed softly...

At this moment, Qi Zixiao in the video spoke again.

"I have not left Bright Moon Peak in the past three days, and nothing major has happened in the sect."

"However, the Divine Calculator had already decided to leave the sect and seek his own opportunities in the vast world. Before leaving, he came to say goodbye."

"I felt sorry for him because he was blind, so I passed on the ' Great Might Heavenly Dragon ' to him."

That's all.

Buzz.

The image of the Saintess disappeared.

Lin Fan hadn't recovered from his previous embarrassment and guilt when he was stunned by Qi Zixiao's remaining words.

"The Great... Great Might Heavenly Dragon!?"

Is that the murderous monk?!

Lin Fan couldn't help but think of the jokes from the other side of Earth.

The story goes that Fa Hai arrived at Mount Ling, met the Buddha, and then...

Buddha: Fa Hai, your murderous intent is too strong. You should turn back to the right path.

Fa Hai: Bold Tathagata! Great Might Heavenly Dragon, Supreme Ksitigarbha...

Ksitigarbha: Don't drag me into your bragging...

This joke is ridiculous, but also incredibly 'divine,' accurately describing the personality of Fa Hai, who was extremely bloodthirsty.

He didn't care who the other person was; upon meeting them, he was immediately labeled a bold and monstrous genius, Great Might Heavenly Dragon...

The problem is, can Divine Calculator really master this skill?

Just a few incantations and a few handprints... aren't these all just things the screenwriter made up?

"But then again, I must say, the current Divine Calculator really does look a bit like Fa Hai..."

Lin Fan pondered for a moment and realized it really did look like it!

The Divine Calculator was originally a handsome young man with delicate features, but after he refined his Fiery Eyes of Truth, he lost every single hair on his body.

Without his hair, the Divine Calculator wouldn't be handsome anymore; instead, he'd look fierce and the kind of person you wouldn't want to mess with.

After all, he didn't even have eyebrows...

Furthermore, now that the Divine Calculator has Body Refinement to Sainthood and his entire body is radiating a crystal-clear light, with his forehead shining brightly, doesn't he look just like a fierce monk?

"..."

"Well, it seems that the Divine Calculator is going further and further down his original path. If he really turns into someone like Fa Hai, that will be really interesting."

Lin Fan shook his head, but didn't think about it any further.

The Tigress has already taught him, and now the Divine Calculator has disappeared. Can I really go and tell him to stop practicing recklessly?

"However, our Saintess didn't assign us any tasks this time?"

"So, you're saying we're not in a hurry to participate in the Era of Great Strife? That makes sense. I remember there's First Sequence Battle coming up in a little over ten months..."

"But, there's nothing wrong with going out and having some fun first, right?"

"Forget it, let's think about my own affairs first. In this Era of Great Strife, we should still follow her lead. Whatever she says, we'll do."

After figuring it out, Lin Fan began making his own arrangements.

First, one must learn the Setting Up an Altar and Performing Rituals, fortune-telling, and so on, which requires a trip to the Scripture Pavilion.

Since we've already gone to the Scripture Pavilion, why not also help the Dull Hair) find a suitable cultivation technique for it? That makes perfect sense.

Besides that... it's about upgrading the phone's functions again!

"Now that the Emergency SOS function is available, why not also add a map and navigation function...? That makes sense, right?"

"Hmm... the map function is free, but charging a little for the navigation function isn't unreasonable, is it?"

In the original Emergency SOS function, users could directly call for help with one click when they encountered danger. Fellow disciples within a certain range could receive the distress signal and then rush over according to the directional guidance.

But this isn't true navigation; there's no map either.

In fact, A Wu could have easily displayed the entire map of the Cultivation World. After all, the Sky Gazing Mirror, as its name suggests, can see the whole world!

Aside from places protected and suppressed by powerful restrictions or imperial weapons, A Wu can explore all of them.

Therefore, A Wu actually already had a 'map' of the cultivation world.

All that needs to be done now is to 'open it up'.

As for navigation...

That makes it even simpler.

The map is there, but what about location? Can't the Sky Gazing Mirror provide location information?

Furthermore, don't underestimate the importance of this map and navigation function...

Cultivators, too, can get 'lost', after all, the Cultivation World is far too vast, many times larger than Earth...

In such a vast place, there are bound to be times when you don't know the way. Wouldn't it be convenient to have a navigation system?

As for the fees, they are actually quite reasonable.

After all, in-car navigation systems were initially charged for, but they were eventually killed off by free alternatives.

But this wasn't a problem for Lin Fan. He only had Immortal Net and one mobile phone... He wasn't going to install anyone else's 'APP', so what if he charged a little fee?

"I'll set it at ten yuan per transaction... I really am a conscientious merchant."

After communicating with A Wu and upgrading the system again, Lin Fan left Bright Moon Peak and headed to the Scripture Pavilion.

Along the way, one could see that there were far fewer disciples coming and going than before.

Clearly, a large number of Purple Mansion Disciple have already gone out to compete for opportunities.

However, there are still many who are quietly accumulating strength and cultivation, preparing to emerge from seclusion in the future.

The Era of Great Strife lasts for a hundred years, and the oldest of the current disciples is only around thirty years old. Therefore, they actually have a lot of time ahead of them...

Each "Era of Great Strife" is most intense in the last ten or twenty years.

Earth.

Qi Zixiao's bath took a full three or four hours!

After I came out, I don't know why, but my legs felt a little weak.

Perhaps it's because I've been standing for too long?

She had some doubts.

It's definitely not what everyone thinks; it's just that I've been standing for too long!